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Requested by: Saro

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kanaya having a clothing kink. Designing clothes, dressing people, the intimate situations that may come about while doing any of the above. Doesn't have to be explicitly meant-to-be-sexy clothes, although those are fine too! Personally, I love extravagant and fancy outfits of many types/styled/etc., so I'd appreciate something kind of over-the-top, but I am open for other interpretations as well. Any combo of the listed characters is fine, as long as Kanaya is included. Other ladies also appreciated, but these were the ones I thought fit best.

Requested by: Saro

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Roleplay! These girls seem like they'd be down to play in various ways. Bonus points for extremely silly sexy roleplay, esp. if Roxy is involved (e.g., "I put on my robe and wizard hat"). Any combo of participants in almost any situations. Would prefer to stay on the lighter side, though. If Nepeta is involved, petplay might be fun! Especially if she puts on fuzzy cat ears and there's some silliness about that because she already has horns or whatever.

Requested by: Saro

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Femdom Fun with Jade, Karkat, and Dave! Go wild. Anything but scatological references, humiliation, torture, major injury, etc.

Requested by: wallEyEllaw

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • The Condesce/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con

This is the Trash Zone for Trash People. Enter at your own risk.

So, I've been running several RPs on the subject of Signless being very, very naive and much, much too trusting of his enemies. Let's say that, during the later stages of his movement, he finds a desire within himself to negotiate with one of the upper members of the Empire, and sends some form of message that communicates that desire to none other than Her Imperious Condescension.

Condy, of course, does little more than rub her hands together like a supervillain.

This is probably going to go down a route that would make even the most NSFWE-obsessed people on Cherubplay raise their hands in surrender, and I'm perfectly okay with that; thus, the trio of potential content warnings!

(NOTE: This could go from angsty to schmaltzy in a heartbeat if you so desire. The horribleness is opt-in only! Your comfort matters. ^u^)

If this sounds like it's up your alley, please, give it a shot!

Requested by: wallEyEllaw

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

I honestly can't remember the last time I read a good species swap fic. That occasion probably dates back to Cultural Exchange (which, if you haven't read it, is a great Johnkat fic featuring John in Karkat's body dealing with weird hormones and crazy nightmares and all kinds of weird shit he's never experienced while Karkat is in John's body and lamenting the fact that his weak little human hands aren't fit for crushing John's newly-troll windpipe).

This being said, let's bring this back, if only for this one fill. I want a meteor-time period Rose to do something inadvisable on a scientific front and very, very dangerous on a biochemical front. The specifics are up to you, but I like to have her be curious as to how troll cells and DNA work together to reproduce. Since the only living trolls she's in close proximity with are either genetic outliers (in terms of Karkat's mutation and Kanaya's literal bloodthirst) or not entirely keen on being test subjects (in the case of Terezi and Vriska), she goes exploring in the lab for a long-dead troll kept in one of the slime tubes.

A bit of sampling and less-than-safe self-experimentation later, Rose is very much not human. Not /just/ not human, though; a large, strong, and rather imposing seadweller with fins in inconvenient places and a heap of new, confusing urges she's not sure what to do with. I'd really, really like an emphasis placed on how foreign Rose's new body actually is, with as much detail as you're willing to squeeze into the transformation as possible.

So, what happens next? She runs into Vriska, and is promptly overcome with some... unsavory desires. What those desires are is entirely up to you. Maybe Rose just arranges a playdate between her knuckles and Vriska's teeth. Maybe she does something she shouldn't repeat to polite company. Again, your choice!

Give this one a try if you'd like.

Requested by: wallEyEllaw

  • John Egbert
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This is from an RP I had going on Cherubplay that ended before a starter could even be sent. Cue a sad trombone.

Anyway, John. In a strip club. He's in over his head, and isn't entirely sure what the appeal is... until he sees a certain someone.

In essence, John falls head-over-heels for a stripper/sex worker/what-have-you. Dirk/Dave, whoever you're more comfortable writing, has no idea and thinks John is just another customer. That, on its own, is a miracle, because John is about as subtle as a brick to the forehead. Eventually, though, John comes back, and does so over and over again.

One day, John says what amounts to "Hey, casually fucking each other is nice, but do you want to go to Dunkin or something instead? I've got a gift card!"

This is definitely the most fluff-oriented of the three prompts I've got, so take this if you want something a little less focused on pure kink.

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Aradia Megido
  • Aradiabot
  • Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

I'm /really/ into robots and I'm also really fascinated by the concept of Aradiabot, who is... Kind of Aradia but also different, who knows it's reusable, multiply-able, both feeling and uncaring ? And I'd love to see where Vriska and Aradia past rivalry/intense hate stands in this ! Maybe it's from (an) Aradiabot's POV in the dreambubbles, or lost in the Void after the end, or maybe it's from Vriska post-ending who ends up stranded with Aradia, etc. I included the Real Aradia too because I love her (and I love threesomes) and I feel like it could be really interesting too to see what she does, but if that's not your jam I'm okay with it !! I wasn't allowed to put Aradiabot/Vriska in the tags but that's definitely the focus of this prompt ^^

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Okay, so I really like Sollux and Karkat's relationship as it's like this big mess of a bit of every quadrant, right ? They care for each other like pale friends and infuriate each other and really admire each other and try to help each other through shit, etc - and I would love to see more of this dynamic ! Maybe it's like, they grew up but never managed to actually say anything "official" to each other because they always end up thinking "wait, that's not how i want it to go", so the first time they get around to doing it it's like "???? oh shit what ?? do i do ???" Or if you want a bit of "plot", maybe Sollux is Helmsman'ed but Karkat and him still care in the same stupid messed-up way, except Sollux is now a giant fleshy battery and death seems impending, so they have to actually Fix things. So yeah, anything exploring messy confusing quadrants is perfect, esp. if trolls have "specific" pheromones or sex... attributes... signs ?? of black romance, red romance etc, but they both keep messing them, with a huge bonus for Helmsman sex cause I like the concept of fucking-but-also-you're-a-giant-spaceship :p

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Neophyte Redglare
  • The Handmaid/Neophyte Redglare
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

" - So you're, like, Death incarnate ?
She nods, weakly, faintly, almost like a shudder beneath her fingers. In return, Latula shows off her smuggest grin:
- I catch criminals for a living. Let's team up."

OKAY OKAY OKAY sorry for all these weird characters ! Okay so like, I really like the Handmaiden as a concept, cause it's like... She's eternal ? Sees every thing die constantly ? I like to imagine her as kind of a ghostly, almost intangible figure, who used to be so full of rage and now it's just... Ashes, you know ? And suddenly someone says "oh wow that's cool", and that someone's Redglare ! Maybe they team up while Latula's alive (and the Handmaid is wary at first of being used, while Redglare insists on the fact they will be A Team and that she can ask favours too if she wants ;)) or maybe Latula makes some kind of contract as she dies, that she'll help the Handmaid in whatever way if the Handmaid helps too ? Maybe it goes on until the Condesce dies (Latula looking her straight in the eyes, saying she's here to "do her job"), or maybe Damara never asks anything of Latula at all... Anyway, anything exploring the semi-incorporeality and half-life of the Handmaid would be super super cool (is it really ghost sex if you're not REALLY dead ?)

Requested by: AliveArsenic

  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

Sorry this is a last minute prompt, but I was turning it in my head and I'm just really in love with these four, so if the beta OT4 is your jam, I'd love to see what you have to offer ! This is a prompt I often put because I just love it so much, so apologies if you've seen it before, but the betaOT4 being pale with each other is just so nice... Either in troll form or in human form, Sburb or not Sburb, AU or not, with actual porn or the pale version of porn, I think their dynamic is really cute and interesting ! This is a more free prompt so if there's anything you'd like to do with it, go wild, I'll be interested anyway ^^

Requested by: Scimitar_Foxtrot

  • Aradia Megido
  • Dave Strider
  • Aradia Megido/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Aradia doms the shit out of Dave with a combination of rough and gentle that makes him putty in her hands. A lot of affectionate talk, gentle touches in-between and even during the rougher moments, maybe some flip-flopping or uncertainty about things like whips because of Dave's skittishness about being hurt... also she rocks his goddamn world with her tentabulge.

Excessive amounts of troll jizz and/or cum inflation is choice as long as you're cool with that. Please no bad ends, bathroom stuff, gore, outright abuse, or latex/rubber. Dubcon or hints of dubcon are perfectly fine. Time shenanigans are also fun if you're so inclined.

Requested by: Scimitar_Foxtrot

  • Jade Harley
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Being dog-tier comes with unexpected side-effects for Jade. Whether or (k)not she inherited Becquerel's equipment, she definitely ended up with a heaping plate of heat, which leaves her unexpectedly raring to go with whoever will sate her needs.

Post-game or pre-retcon ship time, knotting/dog cock optional, pregnancy/breeding kink preferred but not necessary, use/abuse of Space powers is a plus, consenting or dubcon preferred but noncon is acceptable as long as there isn't too much horrified dwelling on it, no vore/gore/bad ends/bathroom stuff, NO NANNASPRITE PLEASE.

Requested by: Scimitar_Foxtrot

  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Dolorosa (Homestuck)
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Condesce/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The Signless and the Empress, opposed on every possible front. One of them finally gets the upper hand over the other and things proceed to get a lot more sexual than anyone would have anticipated, although it's entirely possible that nobody is complaining... much.

The Signless's retinue doesn't have to be involved but absolutely can be, at your discretion. Tentabulge/nook combo, please, excessive cum/cum inflation is highly encouraged. Any degree of consent is acceptable. Size difference (higher caste = larger troll) also greatly encouraged.

No gore/vore/bathroom stuff/excessively hopeless bad ends.

Requested by: Floridiot

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Grand Highblood
  • Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
  • Kurloz Makara/Equius Zahhak
  • Grand Highblood/Equius Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I’d really like to have Equius to get mashed by one of the Makaras with some bondage and pet/ponyplay involved. I want Equius to be the sub and I have a preference for the characters in troll form so some blood/caste play could be involved, but whether they’re in bubbles/no game/post game is all up to the writer/artist.

Requested by: Floridiot

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider
  • Underage
  • Any Rating

I’d love to see something with Dave/Dirk or Dave/Bro (related for both) in a no-game scenario. It’d be really nice if Dave was having some sort of milestone birthday (16th, 18th, 21st) and was celebratin it. There’d be a battle for dominance, but Dave would ultimately be the sub. It’d also be nice if Dave was losing his virginity or acted like he knew what he was doing (even though he clearly didn’t) and the focus was on Dave/spoiling Dave for this birthday.

Requested by: Floridiot

  • Mituna Captor
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Mituna Captor/Kankri Vantas
  • Meenah Peixes/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

For this I want Kankri to have some kind of secret fetish/kink or habit that he’s absolutely into/obsessed with. Whichever one he has, he’d be embarrassed about/ashamed of it. It could be that he has an insane oral fixation, he’s a secret voyeur, he has a search history full of edging porn, something like that. Whatever the writer/artist wants. Mituna or Meenah would find out about this somehow, be it through a diary, phone/laptop snooping, or catching him in the act. They’d confront him and then, y’know, coax him into opening up about it/trying it out with them. It’d also be great to involve Kankri’s loss of virginity, but that’s not required. I’d just really like if he was a bit inexperienced and I don’t care who subs or doms. If you wanted to have Meenah or Mituna engage in sexual acts with someone else so Kankri can watch or something like that, I don’t really care who you put Meenah/Mituna with in front of him as long as they’re another dancestor.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Jake English
  • Eridan Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

Warning: Problematic

Let's have some slavestuck with a side of rarepairs, shall we? Earth has been conquered by Alternia, and Eridan, an accomplished young prince (when I say young I mean like... 100 or something... seadwellers), reaps the spoils in the form of a handful of fancy human pets. Feel free to pick any one or more of the listed boys. It's up to you if Earth was recently conquered, leaving them fiery and defiant (or more likely timid and confused, in Jake's case) or if they were raised in captivity, making them less likely to fight back or run away. Either way, please don't erase their personalities; these are wonderful three-dimensional characters, and I want to see that shine through. I would also prefer that they're at least partly willing, at least enough that they don't want to murder Eridan outright. Whatever happens, I want to see the humans in skimpy clothing and so much jewelry, Eridan not quite knowing how to handle his beloved but way too sassy pets but doting on them anyway. I'm really excited to see how their personalities interact and clash with regard to the power imbalance between them, and of course that good good porn.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Jake English
  • John Egbert
  • Eridan Ampora/Jake English
  • John Egbert/Jake English
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

Note: the noncon is optional.

Superheroes! I want to see Jake as someone's plucky shorts-clad sidekick, and Eridan or John Crocker as the villain. Jake breaks into the villain's lair, and from there we have some options. Maybe Jake is captured, and the villain has his way. Maybe Jake is more competent at this hero-business than we give him credit for, and the ensuing fight turns into makeouts and/or wild sex against the nearest flat surface. Maybe Jake is the victor, and is startled when the villain enjoys being handcuffed a bit too much. They're all good options; I just want to have my favorite boys make out in silly, tight-fitting costumes.

Requested by: TriadicUniverse

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Have you ever played Breeding Season? It's an unfortunately discontinued game where the player is a human who breeds and sells sexy monsters. I’m talking cute and eager cat people, big fluffy werewolves, plants with lovely bright flowers and tentacles-like vines, elegant elves in nothing but lacy stockings and decorative manacles, slimes ready to take whatever shape they need to in order to please their partner. The sky’s the limit! Feel free to get creative. It's all fully consensual; the monsters are well cared for and quite enjoy their roles as sexual companions. Jade and/or Dirk would work well as the breeder, and just about any character could be a monster. The characters I listed are just suggestions (but John would be really great as a slime). This is a feel good PWP prompt, so have fun with it!

Requested by: Rhaeluna

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Modern AU, the details of which are up to you! Rose and Roxy are sisters and best friends, but little does Roxy know that Rose is a werewolf and has been hiding it for years. Roxy wants to know why her twin sister is keeping her out and forces the issue, but finds Rose in heat with both their parents (Mom and Bro?) out of the house. Before they can talk about the issue, Rose is overcome with sexpollenfanficplotdevice lust and takes Roxy against her will, reassuring Roxy the whole time that she loves her dearly and apologizing even as she doesn't stop until she's used her several times (Rose is defs also 100% in control of her actions, it's not like she's possessed by boners against her will). Roxy freaks out and is definitely not okay with the situation, though eventually maybe she stops resisting because she wants Rose to be happy? Up to you. How Rose and Roxy react afterwards is also up to you.

For the purposes of breed-y kink shit, it would be rad if Roxy was a cis girl, but make Rose trans? (full disclosure I'm a trans girl and would totes be hella down for this) Technically Rose would be basically infertile on HRT but still technically able to impregnate Roxy? Just at a super low chance? Address that, don't, whatever. Maybe magic werewolf juice makes it different. Roxy definitely responds to the breeding thing with panic even tho she knows it ain't likely she'll get knocked up. Either POV is good!

Requested by: Rhaeluna

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Modern AU, again the details are up to you! Rose and Dave are siblings, and cousins to Roxy and Dirk, who are another set of siblings. They're gotten along well for years, but there's always been a level of tension between the two pairs. Rose and Dave talk one night about how hot Roxy and Dirk are, and are both hesitant at first to admit their attraction. What goes unsaid is that Rose and Dave like each other the same way.

A family reunion is thrown, and the two pairs of siblings run into each other and immediately begin hanging out. They engage in banter and some underage drinking, then one thing leads to another and they're all hidden away upstairs in a distant relative's bedroom. The non sibling pairs (Rose-Roxy and Dirk-Dave) go at the sexy times first, coupled with plenty of snark, then after the dam is broken the sibling-sibling couples get in on it too until all four are engaged in super orgy fun times with each other. Dirk is used a lot for his stellar dick, Dave gets fucked in the ass by everyone, Rose commands the action and dommes, and Roxy is a giggly nerd who aims to please and makes sure everyone gets their orgasms.

Again, I'm trans as hell, so if possible it would be the absolute dopest if Rose and Dave were both trans. And Roxy too, if you're feeling inspired. Go for cute and fluffy please! Strilonde adorable fun! Not too much angst, a whole bucketful of snark and backtalk. Rose or Dave POV please!

Requested by: Rhaeluna

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Canon compliant-ish, the Alpha kids haven't begun their session yet. In an unfortunate science accident, Roxy gets stuck between two of her fenestrated walls and ends up in a dream-bubble version of her own world's past before the Batterwitch took total control. She encounters a 30-something year old Dave Strider, and she's overwhelmed with hero worship and lust. Knowing she doesn't have much time before the bubble ends, Roxy seduces Dave and they end up back in his apartment. The lust is mutual, and she rides his dick real good while they exchange the most teasing, sarcastic Strilonde banter possible. Roxy wants it as rough as possible, and Dave is happy to provide. Up to you on what exactly that looks like and how their encounter ends, but make it bittersweet cuz Roxy's gotta leave in a hurry afterwards!

Make Roxy a trans girl (and Dave cis)! Because I'm trans and this fantasy is super hot! Roxy POV, please!

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Sollux Captor
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Mituna Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Mature
  • Any Warning

After Game AU

Requested by: purpleWhimsies

  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Not Rated
  • Any Warning

High School AU

Requested by: KaikaKokoro

  • Jade Harley
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Two girls who grew up alone and surrounded by water, exploring each other's bodies and learning about their own likes and dislikes in the process. I'd prefer if one or both of them were trans, and if so, that their trans-ness is handled respectfully and they are never misgendered in the fic (always use she/her). Catharsis and venting is good, orgasms and oral are great, and bondage, tickling, embarrassment, play-wrestling, and friendly (sexy) competition are all ideal for this request!

Requested by: KaikaKokoro

  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Jade gets lovingly dommed by Rose and Kanaya. Humiliation/embarrassment is a must. Any of the following kinks in conjunction with that would be great, and the more the better! Hypnosis, somnophilia, heat/rut, begging, tentacles, pet play, blood drinking, sex magic, oral fixation/fingers in mouth, objectification/dehumanization. Aftercare would be wonderful, but isn't required.

Requested by: KaikaKokoro

  • Jade Harley
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Jade is in heat, and Nepeta can tell. Primal (pred/prey), ending with Jade being exhausted, pinned down, and bred. A/B/O encouraged but optional. Jade being in denial about it at first before eventually giving in to her body's desires? Hell yes. Pet play, exhibitionism, body writing, sadism/masochism, and collars/leashes/bondage can be mixed in too, as well as humiliation and degradation. Pregnancy and/or lactation is a major plus! AUs are totally fine too.

Requested by: KaikaKokoro

  • Jade Harley
  • Vriska Serket
  • Jade Harley/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Jade gets shrunk somehow, and is caught/toyed with by Vriska. Pitch preferred, but flushed is okay too. Dollhouse dress-up, "large" insertions, Jade being put in Vriska's mouth (but not swallowed), bondage, and exhibitionism are all great. Non-con/dubcon and mind control are optional, but totally okay.

Requested by: Psythe

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Underage

DaveRose smut! Specifically, canonverse DaveRose smut. Ideally postgame, but meteorstuck could be cool too! It could be an established relationship, their first time together/admission of feelings, or them already being involved but just now taking the step to having sex. Anything works! I just need these two snarking and having shared history and being emotionally intimate and making one another feel very, very good.

There are a couple of things I don't want:

-Excessive angsting about incest. They can bring up the facts, but I don't see their biological connection being at all important to Dave and Rose's relationship.
-Rose and Kanaya being broken up; I would like Rose to be polyamorous and involved with Kanaya and Dave at the same time, and for everyone to be aware of what's going on and okay with it. Infidelity or cheating are big, big nos for me.

(I'm also not a huge fan of extreme power dynamics/bdsm - I like for Rose and Dave's relationship to be emotionally and sexually equal.)

Requested by: Psythe

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Dave Strider
  • Aradia Megido
  • Jade Harley
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Consider a scenario in which, after the game, the godlike players have the ability to manifest as members of all the different species they have authority over on Earth-C. What I want is for one character, who is in a pre-existing relationship with the other, to approach the other in the hopes of spicing up their sex life by one or both of them manifesting as the opposite species - human switching to troll, or troll switching to human.

Any of the tagged characters would be lovely (Dave/Rose and Rosemary are faves) but others are welcome! I'd like an F/F or M/F relationship.

A lot of different setups could be cool. For example:

-both partners switching
-only one partner switching
-a human-troll couple, where the human becomes a troll or the troll becomes a human, and one partner walks the other through their new body's eroticism
-a human-troll couple where both partners switch for a really novel experience
-two humans, both of whom become trolls

(It feels like two trolls becoming human would be a bit of a waste of the scenario!)

I'd like for this to focus on them exploring both the unfamiliarity and exoticism of their new body or bodies, being introduced to a whole new set of physiological responses and turn-ons. I'd like to emphasize the biological differences and avoid some of the simpler shortcuts of troll biology you sometimes see (no troll nipples or troll clits, and I want some good tentabulge/nook for this) - bring all of your troll xenobiology headcanons! I'd rather not see outright noncon, but some level of dubcon could be fun (pheromones, hot buttons someone isn't used to, psionics, just straight up troll physical strength).

Requested by: Psythe

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Vampiric sex and supernatural seduction! What I want is for either Kanaya or Porrim (or the Dolorosa in theory, I just want a vampire/rainbow drinker) to use some kind of mind-affecting vampire or rainbow drinker ability to enchant another female character and subdue them to be fed on and fucked. A hypnotic vampire gaze, pheromones, or an anesthetic or aphrodisiac vampire bite that makes the target pliant - it's your call! The victim is also up to you - the tagged characters would be lovely, but any girl is fine as long as they are sensually ensnared, bitten, and used as the Maryam's plaything for the evening (or beyond?)

Scenario and setting is up to you, but I would like for the Maryam to still be a troll with a tentabulge.

Requested by: Psythe

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Feferi is a terrible dom!

That is more or less the concept: Feferi has confidence and a somewhat domineering personality (and I bet she'd be great at aftercare) but no idea what is actually kinky. Someone (I was thinking Sollux, but any character is fine, honestly) wants her to dom them and is like "fef please humiliate me" and Feferi proceeds to say something along the lines of "okay! take your shirt off! and, uh, tell me i'm pretty!" Because that is her idea of kinky because she is a Disney princess. This can go any way you want - she can get better at it, she can learn from a better dom, the sub can take control, whatever! This doesn't even need to be smutty, to be honest, I just think the concept could be very funny and cute.

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Underage

I am an absolute sucker for JohnDave and I'd be down for most scenarios involving them. I adore fantasy settings and folklore and mythology aus in my own time, and I'm always down for seeing more! I'm a -huge- sucker for size differences. Would prefer an AU not related to the game.

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • Dave Strider
  • Dad Egbert
  • Dad Egbert/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'm all for some good old fashioned FatherTime, in whatever AU would be interesting to bring them together. Love me that age gap. I'd enjoy maybe seeing them coming together because of a bad or stressful situation so they can spend time together bonding?

Requested by: TheMockingCrows

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

What can I say, I'm a fan of the Hollywood power couple with all their own vices dragging a reclusive puppet loving disaster into their lives and bed because two of them fooled around for ages and then it slowly evolved into a disaster trio.

Requested by: circumlocute

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Strider-on-Karkat gangbang! Pretty much anything goes as long as it’s consensual for this one! Overstimulation, multiple orgasms, bondage, blindfolds, it’s all good. I’d prefer Karkat not be gagged just because his talking is half the fun, and I’d prefer Hal have an android body, but otherwise go nuts. I like bulge/nook for trolls, so that’s ideal, but xeno in general is rad.

I will ask for no flirting or kissing between Dirk and Dave, please—it squicks me pretty badly. Banter and stuff is more than okay though!

Requested by: circumlocute

  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Condesce/Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • The Condesce/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

Bad End! The Condesce, as a reward for all her loyal service, lets Grimbark Jade help break in her new favorite toy—Karkat. It’s not like he could contribute to the repopulation of their species anyway, right, and they could all use a way to burn that pent up energy! Bulge/nook preferred for the trolls, but xeno in general is cool.

I’d really like to see Condy using some of those mind control powers on Karkat, and I’m sure she’s territorial enough that she’d want to have her way with him before Jade gets a turn, but otherwise go nuts.

Requested by: circumlocute

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rose pegs Dave. So along with the obvious femdom and pegging, I’d like to see maybe some crossdressing, begging, bondage, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, that kind of thing. Basically, Rose destroys Dave and he loves every minute of it. For the crossdressing, I’d really like to see Dave feeling sexy and cute in a dress and lingerie, *not* ashamed.

Requested by: circumlocute

  • Davepetasprite
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davepetasprite/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So we know both of Davepetasprite’s components have a thing for Karkat, and that Davepeta themself does. Let’s see them finally get to bone their crush!

What weird junk does Davepeta have? Go wild. I’d really prefer bulgenook for Karkat, but pretty much anything goes for the mystery zone of Davepeta’s crotch.

Requested by: circumlocute

  • Davesprite
  • Jade Harley
  • Davesprite/Jade Harley
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So, this could maybe be some sort of postgame thing where somehow Davesprite is around? I’d like it if he had legs instead of a sprite tail, but whatever floats your boat.

When Davesprite and Jade got prototyped, they both ended up with some unusual equipment. Cloaca for Davesprite, and a dog dick for Jade. Let’s see Davesprite take that knot!

Requested by: circumlocute

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Karkat’s self esteem is critically low, and Dave will not let this stand. The solution? Praise kink! Dave being sweet and gentle doesn’t mean it can’t be intense; hearing nice things about yourself when you’re as self-loathing as Karkat can be hard. Karkat definitely enjoys himself, but bondage and crying are absolutely on the table. Aftercare would be great too, but if you’re not up to writing all that just implying that it’s going to happen offscreen is a-ok!

Requested by: Laurasauras

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

Rose and Vriska were not good at being friends, but they're a lot better at being girlfriends. Drama happens when Rose meets Kanaya, a friend from Vriska's childhood and an obvious kindred spirit. Of course, there may be a solution where no one gets left out, if only Rose can think of a way to sound Vriska out about it ...

Requested by: Laurasauras

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

When Terezi finally gets back to Earth C after finding Vriska and seems pretty keen to pick up their kismessitude where they left off, he finds out why buckets are a thing.

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Latula and Kankri want to give Mituna some stimulation, since he's been very down lately. (stimulation is sex and many kisses)

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Kankri admires Cronus' body after working out for 5 years and transitioning. He decides to give Cronus some attention for once, instead of Cronus asking for attention.

(Cronus is FtM trans and has went from small to slightly larger with muscles, he's shorter than kankri by about a few inches. both human if that's no problem!!)

Requested by: siggykuu

  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Mituna and Latula decide to go to a small local sex shop and just browse, until Mituna finds the perfect thing Latula can use, Latula's more than happy to give him the attention he craves.

Requested by: senalishia

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Feeding/stuffing/belly expansion/weight gain--any character may be feeder or feedee

Requested by: senalishia

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

Black/kismesis quadrant--just some violent fucking and Equius subbing to a highblood like he always wanted.

Requested by: senalishia

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Oviposition/eggpreg, either or both characters

Requested by: senalishia

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

The drones are coming! If these two don't have a full bucket to present, they're doomed! Better get busy!

Requested by: senalishia

  • Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Pain play and/or bondage, either character may top

Requested by: senalishia

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Calliope/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Callie and Dave in kismesissitude. My crack ship. Make it work!

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Grand Highblood
  • Grand Highblood/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Equius has a Thiiing about highbloods, that's pretty obvious. Especially he has a thing about subjuggulators. Let's see what happens when he meets the king of subjuggulation, the main man of the Mirthful Messiahs. Like is this a dream bubble thing or something in a non-Game AU? Both of those sound good to me. Encouraged kinks include: bondage, hemocastist nonsense, subjuggulation callbacks, religious imagery, choking, Equius' striped thigh-highs, Equius being an awkward sweaty mess, hoofbeasts, tummybulging, age and size differences, and quadrant vacillation.

Troll biology headcanons lean towards nook and bulge, extra weird xeno encouraged.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Cronus should be consistently and terribly fucked up by getting exactly what he asks for - attention. Kurloz might not be super great at keeping his red quadrants whole, he finds there's even less reason to try with the mirthless fool making a pitch for his spade. Misuse of chucklevoodoos, Cronus' cigarette, bondage, dubious consensuality, coercion, emotional manipulation, general grossness all kind of wrapped up in this whole idea of a relationship.

Troll biology headcanons lean towards nook and bulge, extra weird xeno encouraged.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Dave Strider
  • Tavros Nitram/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

You know what I have no excuse for liking this pairing and I do a whole lot. If this includes some scene about awkward terrible rapping and schmoop followed by fun happy sex, I will be very happy. I can see this being either flush or pitch so uhhh go for your life.

Troll biology headcanons lean towards nook and bulge, extra weird xeno encouraged.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Apparently these two swung spades for a while! I'd love to see me some of that. I don't mind if it's from preminigame or some sort of AU, but I just want to see these two having black-tinted fun together. Grrrrrrls gotta do it for themselves. Spanking and Latula's killer high five should definitely be a feature, as well as Porrim's impeccable sense of style. The more terrible Latula's ninety-isms and skater grrl speak is, the more I will love it.

Troll biology headcanons lean towards nook and bulge, extra weird xeno encouraged.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'd like this to be about Equius being in a committed relationship and trying a new thing, some new sort of kink? Maybe something like roleplay, threesomes or moresomes, a nookworm, bondage, exploiting someone's psionic powers or freakish strength, costumes, spanking, or something else... No unsanitary kinks please. If things do get kinky, I prefer Equius putting all that STRONGNESS to good use and doing what someone else tells him to do.

I can't do concupiscent meowrails, but anyone else besides Nepeta (human or troll) with Equius would be pretty much right up my alley.

Requested by: oncewewerezombies

  • Grand Highblood
  • Troll Ancestors (Homestuck)
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Rating

Trope me right up with an office romance. Something Ancestor era, preferably with someone getting pailed over his very large, very paperwork filled desk. Definitely like things to get rough and rowdy, as much subjuggulator subculture shit as you can cram in there. Quadrant vacillation and smearing is a big yes.

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Religion kink! I'd love to see the First Ship really adopt those Jesus parallels into something a little...sinful. Any kinks except for bathroom/vore/snuff are all welcome! I'd really love to see some enthusiastic consent and aftercare being shown too!

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

More religion kink, because I'm predictable. It's all up in the air - is Kankri the dominant one cowing a rebellious Cronus? Is Cronus playing on Kankri's more repressed feelings for a little fun? Totally up to you. No bathroom/vore/snuff, but everything else is free for all!

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • Sollux Captor
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Rating

Blackrom!!! Listen it's a crack ship and I just want to see them fuck hard and rough. Maybe add some breathplay? Totally up in the air. No bathroom/vore/snuff as usual. Maybe something sweet and gentle to end it off? Quadrant flipping? Go wild m8.

Requested by: ChasetheSun2

  • Damara Megido
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Rating

I want to see what would happen post-game. An Earth C AU, if you will. Is Damara still angry? Is Rufioh still avoidant? Will they make up and possibly more? No bathroom/vore/snuff as usual. Everything else is up to you!

Requested by: Etnoe

  • Dirk Strider
  • Sawtooth (Homestuck)
  • Sawtooth/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Underage

I am in no way opposed to Sawtooth having a dick equivalent hidden away, but I'd also be into robo-xeno where sexiness is found in other things like inhuman strength, vibrating body parts, exposed circuits - whatever seems kinkable. Off-the-charts bonus points for some Sawtooth POV but that would probably be tough, so feel totally free to ignore that.

Possibilities:
- Humanstuck, esp. with Sawtooth as a brother issues substitute.
- robot maintenance gets sexy. Programming and re-programming lead to strange results; or an attempt to allow a robot body to experience sensations takes a hands-on turn. (And also brother issues substitution.)
- Sawtooth malfunctioning and Dirk has no idea what's going on! Maybe he suspects the Condesce has hacked the robot. And would then be in need of loving comfort that Sawtooth, who only decided to take him along on a rapping tour, would be ready to provide. Or there really is something Condesce-related wrong with Sawtooth, Dirk needs to fix it on the fly, and later desperate relieved sex ensues.
- It's awkward hanging out in the Consort Kingdom with your hot ex sometimes, but Sawtooth helps to relieve some tension when Dirk gets real hot 'n bothered.

Please don't include: alcoholism, fisting, noncon/rape, spanking. "Underage" warning included because Dirk would be underage in canon at the times some of these prompts take place, but it's not a general must-have, and I'd prefer he be no younger than 15.

Requested by: Etnoe

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Some good old moirails with pails. Preferably not as a thing they do a lot, but when the time does feel right it's indulgent and comforting and cuddly to the max. Maybe it's taboo but they find it works for them, or maybe it's generally accepted as a thing moirails sometimes do.

Also good: grungy Nepeta who gets dumped in an ablution trap. Possibly she enjoys playing with the bubbles, possibly she goes full cat and wants to get out of the water ASAP, but Equius insists all the wilderness has to get scrubbed off her before she can wander around. And then bath sex.

I'd prefer something with not too much protestation involved, even if it is taboo. Maybe it's an established thing they've done a few times before?

Optional headcanon: medium-height-to-short Nepeta, with the tail as a mobile robotic attachment. (Tail sex? Sure!)

Please don't include: alcoholism, D/s (I know, it's Equius, but for this ship that kind of dynamic wouldn't work for me), fisting, noncon/rape, spanking

Requested by: Etnoe

  • Alpha Trolls (Homestuck)
  • John Egbert
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Blackrom when people aren't entirely sure about blackrom as a whole. Roughness is easily conceived of as being part of a satisfying black romance, e.g. fight sex or passionate scratching and biting in the heat of the moment, but what about people that kind of thing doesn't come easily for? John is human and in some ways conservative, and Meulin canonically isn't very into plotting out hate-ships so maybe she doesn't see it as something for herself, either. Getting a kismesis is likely more optional on Beforus, since I doubt they have the fuck-or-die system, so doing this with other Beforans also works. I'd prefer exploration, comedic awkwardness, and/or cuteness until there's a happy ending of some sort, rather than utterly dissatisfying or dysfunctional relationships. The ships don't have to stay together by the end as long as they are still (hate)friends; if the characters involved decide caliginous is ultimately not for them, that's cool too.

Possible elements:
- suddenly discovering a wealth of black feelings (or at least an enjoyment of rough sex) and it's so new that they're baffled about what to do about it
- suddenly discovering a wealth of black feelings (or at least an enjoyment of rough sex) and going hog wild with them, to the delighted shock of the partner
- xeno things related to blackrom. It affects troll junk a certain way, pheromones, etc.
- cultural differences related to blackrom between alpha trolls, beta trolls, and/or Earth C trolls
- seeking advice from friends. Awkward advice.
- John and Terezi find that normal interaction for the two of them, and maybe a few unexpected and weird things, satisfy Terezi's blackrom needs, and the sex ends up pretty vanilla
- unexpected species change! Troll John Egbert is adjusting his ideas of how he'd like this kismesissitude with Terezi to go down really fast.

Please don't include: alcoholism, fisting, noncon/rape, spanking. Ships I'd rather not have: Cronus/Mituna, Damara ♠ Horuss or Meenah or Rufioh, Horuss ♠ Rufioh, Kurloz ♠ Meulin

Requested by: Etnoe

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jade Harley
  • Jane Crocker
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kink grab-bag. Pick one or two listed characters as the focus, have any number of other characters, canon or original, go to town on 'em via the kinks listed below. Wall-to-wall porn, go as ludicrous as you want. No need for like, realism for this one, just all characters involved having a good time.

I'd like any of these, feel free to mix 'n match:
- going into heat
- religion kink
- impregnation (all kinds of weird preg is fine for the ones that technically shouldn't be able to. Handwave it, speciesswap, magic, parthenogensis, etc.)
- gangbang
- petplay
- ritual sex

Other potential focus-characters I'd be down with: Caliborn, Dad Crocker, Mituna, Disciple, Vriska, Darkleer, Meulin, Handmaid, Latula, Sollux, Kurloz, Rose

Please don't include: alcoholism, fisting, noncon/rape, spanking

Requested by: Etnoe

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

They're similar and different enough that I keep wanting to see more of how they might interact. They could clash and get a kick out of yanking each other's chains, or they could find themselves very compatible and getting along great and then suddenly huge crushes.

Possibilities:
- The goddess of light and rain intends to make a believer out of that sceptic. Ayyyy
- A sceptic saves her normal (if witchy) human friend who likes to dabble in the dark arts from occult forces--with the power of love! Or at least by making sure her friend can't be described as a "virgin sacrifice" anymore.
- On Earth C, and Kanana and Rose have an agreement about sometimes having casual hookups. One day Rose decides to proposition Jane. (Jane/Kanaya/Rose is also good.)
- Troll Jane ♠ Troll Rose. Two heiresses can't resist getting into fights all the time? Or they're in other spots on the hemospectrum and just really hot for subtly to not-even-slightly-subtly mocking each other's mindsets and hobbies.
- Jane's kinda insecure about her recently-realised attraction to women. Rose absolutely blowing her mind in the sack doesn't get her over all those issues instantly, but it sure doesn't hurt!
- silly, highly stylised dirty talk. Possibly turning into genuinely hot dirty talk.

Please don't include: alcoholism, fisting, noncon/rape, spanking

Requested by: Etnoe

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Not Rated
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Friends with benefits would be great, because I loved how in Game Over timeline they were shadowy buddies on the downlow, and they're an odd pair so it interests me how they'd interact. On the other hand, the guidance of dark gods was also a feature with both, so if it's grimdark Rose and evil agent Gamzee exercising chaos creepiness and getting sex in their violence, then that also sounds A+.

Possibilities:
- I love the trope of Gamzee getting face paint all over his sexual partner's body. Actual subjugglator face-painting while hanging out pre- or post-sex would be good too, all casually intimate.
- monster on a leash tropes, with Rose in charge of Gamzee for various tasks, also in bed.
- Rose ♣ Gamzee/Terezi as a successful relationship, leading, eventually, to whatever auspistice kink might be. (Since it's a conciliatory quadrant, it's totally fine if this is kink that doesn't involve sex.) Elaborate bondage, ritualised fighting, Rose slipping between the other two when they get handsy, showering the auspistice in gifts in a sort of reverse sugar daddy/mama/lusus arrangement? Idk, go nuts.
- I feel like Rose would be willing to give a LOT of xeno a shot, so feel free to pack on the oddities when it comes to how trolls have sex as long as it doesn't involve gore or total incompatibility.

Please don't include: alcoholism, fisting, noncon/rape, spanking. And no infidelity re: Kanaya ♥ Rose. That relationship can be handled in any other way - AU, open relationship, just not mentioned, etc. I wouldn't mind if they got together in the end either, actually, though I'd like Gamzee & Rose friendship still.

Requested by: Dragoneisha

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Dirk Strider
  • Eridan Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Rating

I want them to fight before anything happens. Each other, someone/something else, whatever. Big angry Prince fight, they're smug at each other the whole time. they can kill each other if you want too thats fine with me, gore's good

Requested by: Dragoneisha

  • Diamonds Droog
  • Spades Slick
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

These two just almost murder each other fucking. play it for laughs if you want but they both get so mad so easy this would be so great cmon

Requested by: Dragoneisha

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

non-related, just two jerks that meet up and bang the absolute shit out of each other.

um, if they could be werewolves too. that'd be great. beta bro at least.

Requested by: Dragoneisha

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I want the alphas to take in that bad bad Eridan boy and make him better in a post-canon universe. With sex.

Requested by: Dragoneisha

  • Eridan Ampora
  • John Egbert
  • Eridan Ampora/John Egbert
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

Superheroes and supervillains aren't supposed to get hot under the collar, but hell, neither of them ever listened to reason, right?

(pls)

Requested by: Dragoneisha

  • Diamonds Droog
  • Stitch (Homestuck)
  • Diamonds Droog/Stitch
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

stitch makes clothes for droog in exchange for romancey sex. they dont just bang just cause, its like... not hate-y. bonus points for someone from the felt finding out about it. droog can crossdress too, thats cool. i like that.

Requested by: Boarding_Sporty

  • Dirk Strider
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Jane Crocker
  • John Egbert
  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

Like the fool you were you signed up for the model UN thinking that you would have an educational environment for civilized polite people to discuss politics and perhaps learn a thing or two about governance, sadly since you signed up you and the other members have done nothing but form strategic alliances, subject each other to harsh sanctions, and generally threaten to declare world war three on the drop of a hat.
You're really getting the feeling that nobody here really takes the state of the fictional world you're mock running seriously, most of them are either living out some kind of power fantasy or being a huge bad faith debater.

You have pledged however, that by the end of this, you'll all be living in a peaceful and allegedly utopian society, at least, via the unified narrative you all will sort out by then. But hey, you can dream right? At least everyone here is kinda hot, that is, if you're into debate club assholes. And just think how hot all of them will be once you finally get some fucking relief aid! (archive warning optional)

Requested by: Boarding_Sporty

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating

By 2017 the world economy has collapsed.

Food, Natural Resources, and Oil are in short supply.

A Police State, Divided into Paramilitary Zones, Rules with an Iron Hand.

Television is controlled by the State, and a Sadistic Game Show called "The Running Troll" has become the most Popular Program In History.

All Art, Music, and Communications are Censored.

No dissent is tolerated, and yet a Small Resistance Group has managed to survive underground.

When High Tech Gladiators are not enough to suppress the Peoples Yearning For Freedom...

... More Direct Methods become Necessary.

Requested by: Boarding_Sporty

  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Character

hello this one is my sexy sex request for sexy sex (warning tags listed are optional)

and that is bodyswapping/genderbending transformation stuff written as trans-positively as possible that also is m/f.

i also like m/m and f/f but i personally encounter a lot of that so i would pref you keep if to m/f,
also because both characters should be trans ideally, and swapping bodies with someone of the gender you don't want to be wouldn't satisfy my instant transition/free boyfriend fantasy damn it!

basically character a and character b exchange bodies or genders (feel free to have their gender identity be fluid but please don't do any ''''''futa'''''' stuff i am begging here) via magical means, science fiction means, biopunk alien biology means, or they just dress up and one of them uses a hard packer(i would be okay with this, but it lacks the instant transition part), im open to whatever, so long as it involves people switching out from their natal gender to one they are more comfortable with and getting positively railed, fucking ravished, utterly sensually satisfied. im very okay with rough sex, and i will ask you to have the character who identifies as male post transformation to be the dominant one, because, well, i dunno! dont judge me i am but a humble farmer.

ideally both characters are trans and are very satisfied post transformation/ interested in eachother with no desire to switch back perhaps deciding to hook up or whatever, feel free to load it with dirty talk, pretending to be eachother/adjusting to how society treats them, put as much detail as you like into that, as porn with plot is sexy as hell, im kay with any characters and am open to being surprised! im open to all kinds of trans headcanons!

super bonus round: dont have it take place in a school, or at least, not a highschool have it take place in a community college if you gotta. co workers at a carnival/beach side food shack/plumbing repair shop living in a city/ space station/ underwater city/ extra dimensional outpost where time and reality wear thing, who knows, im open for a lot of things

Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag

  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Sollux isn't one to do things by halves and finds a shieth plug while browsing the troll internet (trollnet). A shieth plug goes over (in??) the bulge shieth stopping the bulge from extending. Eridan isn't one to back down from a challenge from his kismesis. Plus it's not like he's not into it anyway. Warnings for desperation, edging, bulges and nooks, sex toys, and full consent. (bonus: This isn't the first time Sollux has bought something from the seedier side of the trollnet. What else does he have in his closet?)

Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Karkat, because of his mutant blood, goes into heat well before he expects to. And this doesn't just involve being horny 24/7, he experiences EXTREME THIRST (due to all the generic material suddenly being produced), irritability, pan aches (soothed by horn rubs), and temporary narcolepsy. Luckily Dave is there to help. He isn't going to let Karkat suffer through it alone. Plus Karkat is cute when he purrs.

Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag

  • Dirk Strider
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Dirk Strider/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dirk has a hard life. Finding a dude taller and stronger than him to bone is hard and nobody understands. So it's understandable why Dirk can't stop getting boners for the tall awkward troll hefting the cat girl around as if she weighs nothing. So it's either keep jerking off alone to the thoughts of sweet glistening biceps or ask him out. Yep. Just gotta. Move his legs forward. And ask out the hot troll. Baby steps. One foot in front of the other. You're just going to keep standing there, aren't you?

Requested by: ViceroyOfMonteCristo

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Nepeta Leijon/Tavros Nitram
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please just give me anything red, there's barely anything for my OTP I'm begging you

Requested by: ViceroyOfMonteCristo

  • John Egbert
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Preferably with intersex/futa Jade? Doesn't have to be if you don't want to

Requested by: ViceroyOfMonteCristo

  • Aradia Megido
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Aradia Megido/Tavros Nitram
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Throw anything smutty and fluffy at me, I'll love you forever

Requested by: ViceroyOfMonteCristo

  • John Egbert
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John/Rose
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Anything fluffy, honestly

Requested by: anotherjadedwriter

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Mituna Captor
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Horuss being spoiled between Latula and Mituna, preferably riding Latula and penetrating Mituna, and cuddly. just really soft.

Requested by: anotherjadedwriter

  • Grand Highblood
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Grand Highblood/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

GHB and Executioner in training Equius breaking protocol and fraternizing between ranks, with Equius aged up and some size difference or even belly bulging, please and thanks.

Requested by: anotherjadedwriter

  • Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Damara Megido
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

anything with these gals being happy together

Requested by: notwest

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Dave and Karkat do sheath play. Bottom!Kat, Denial, humiliation and begging would be amazing!!

Requested by: notwest

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Nook worship!!

Requested by: notwest

  • Brain Ghost Dirk Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider/Brain Ghost Dirk Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Voyeurism, masturbation and angst. >:]

Requested by: mangoeclipse

  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

NO mpreg no scat stuff of that genre yknow

also flushed or blackrom for this pairing is great but vacillating between the two is my favorite, feel free to take any of those and run!

I'd really love to see anything revolving around when their relationship was at its prime! 2 stupid pirates still each other's hottest irons in the fire(s)

Requested by: mangoeclipse

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Underage
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora/Equius Zahhak
  • Any Rating

I love a lot of Eridan ships, so I'd be happy with erikar, erifef, equidan or erirose! Feel free to pick from any of those or throw them all together if you want! Grumpy guppy just needs some attention tbh

 

Again like in the first request, please NO mpreg or anything like that, everything else is fair game

Requested by: mangoeclipse

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Gamzee Makara
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

If you feel like throwing Roxy in too go for it my dude

I'd love to see something post SBURB, these two need some healing and love tbh, nothing says healing like pegging am i right dudes or am i right.

Requested by: mangoeclipse

  • Vriska Serket
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Humanstuck maybe? Go nuts, I just gobble up any crovris content i can get my hands on!

Requested by: commaAbuser

  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Top: Alpha Dave
Bottom: Karkat Vantas
Prompt: Anal sex, on the set of Dave's new movie

Requested by: commaAbuser

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Sollux learns to use his psionics in a sexual way on his best friend...

Requested by: commaAbuser

  • Davesprite
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davesprite/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Oviposition

Requested by: Finder

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Porrim Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Though Rose is married, she can't keep herself away from the allure of her wife's Dancestor. Her charm, her classiness, and most definitely, her body. Even when she's with Kanaya, she can't stop thinking about Porrim. Porrim for her part is more than ok with breaking a few rules.

Requested by: Finder

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

Vriska has some unbearable pitch feelings for Rose, which Rose doesn't reciprocate. Rose is happy with her marriage but Vriska isn't going to take no for an answer.

Requested by: Finder

  • Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Kanaya Maryam & Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Rose's Mom has always had a habit of seducing her girlfriends, much to Rose's frustration.

Requested by: thescyfychannel

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

the heiress to the goddamn empire, the penultimate who's kept up with her since they were hatched, and the strongest psionic in generations—imagine how hot a three-way spar would be?
especially if it led to a threeway after ;)

basically, I wanna see these three fighting each other and going all the fuck out, no holds barred kind of thing? in an AU where they're all a bit older, maybe nearing ten or so sweeps and prepping to take on the Condesce, or as the ruling royal power clade trying to stay in shape (or show off for their descendants). I'd love it if we got to see some dodging and/or exploitation of weak points, like backs/spines as the centers of psionic power, or fins and gills being more vulnerable? and then re-exploring those points as vulnerable in a VERY different way once the fighting shifts on to the other big f involved in seadweller/psionic relationships

for this one, uhhhhh.......I was thinking feferi being red with eridan and sollux both, but vacillating p damn often (she flips pitch for eridan at the drop of a hat), and sollux and eridan as pitch but ALSO vacillating often because they're Huge Damn Messes (pale erisol....is Good. so is flush! but I am a SUCKER for pitch/pale vacillating)
 

(tbh I...am a big fan of seadwellers being More Sensitive to psionics because psionics are Actually Seadweller Predators, something the Imperial Propaganda Machine covered the FUCK up, etc etc, might tie into helmscolumns, etc etc)

note: if you want it to get a little rough Go For, I'm not super big on gore-tier violence though

Requested by: thescyfychannel

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Feferi Peixes/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Rating

playing off the previous prompt, psionics as the natural predators of seadwellers? in a world where the psionics know it.

one option for this I was thinking about is hella AU: in a time long past, seadwellers surfaced in large numbers to take control of the surface—only this time, they lost. no gl'bgolyb either, as backup, maybe she died when she was small enough that she wouldn't cause any damage beyond some headaches.
psionics are the warrior-nobility, the crimson-blooded are natural leaders and therefore rise up through the ranks as emperors and kings very easily, and seadwellers are much more rare, popping up from time to time, occasionally joining society, but preferring their watery home.
(or hell, maybe this is set in that time period, the conflict is ongoing, and feferi's just been captured?)
either way, she ventured a Little too close to the surface and Oops.
(optional: eridan's her mate/was courting her and flips shit and/or gets captured as well?)

another one: eridan and feferi Know about the secret histories, the hidden books in libraries, the buried information on psionics long past. they end up telling sollux, but he doesn't believe them until they rescue his Ancestor, who has stories from the tail end of those glory days, and maybe a few grudges too...

 

tbh if you want to darker with this one that is Totally Fine By Me, I'd...mainly like to see some heavy psionic usage, definitely electrostim play (electrosensitive fins anyone), psionic bondage.......yep

note: if you want it to get a little rough Go For, I'm not super big on gore-tier violence though

Requested by: thescyfychannel

  • Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

toss in any characters you want besides feferi this is Definitely my simplest and most smut-focused one, I am the worst at sexy prompts, it is me

set at a party, a club, some Big Event (a ball, perhaps?), or just anywhere Public and Enclosed, kind of thing.
Feferi's quads and/or friends and/or asshole jerks who will be STABB----ED later sent her off with multiple vibrators inside of her, and each of them (maybe two or three? four would be Hot but definitely pushing it) have a remote
maybe they're making a game of it (guess who's got which one) or maybe they're just being dicks

hard no on any Actual shaming/public humiliation (like...if she gets Caught and the reactions are "ew, gross, disgusting", that's a no, but if she gets Caught and the person's like "oh fuck that's hot, let's show everyone they'll enjoy you", then Hell Yes), but threatened is 100% fine
does not have to end in the Full Sex, but hey that's good shit too

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR TIME

Requested by: thescyfychannel

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora/Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Cronus Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • Any Rating

I'm gonna go there. I'm totally gonna go there.

harem au. feferi has the CUTEST buoys in the empire and she knows it. I'd prefer this prompt stay away from darker places? they're hella fun to explore, sure, but maybe not in this one

dualscar is totally optional but if you wanna toss him in there I am a Huge fan of fef/scar

ALTERNATIVELY

some kinda erifefcro gunplay? we all know how those ampora boys like their weapons

Requested by: thescyfychannel

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I am a SUCKER for modern magic/wix AUs, and I'd love to see these three getting up to some (mildly to highly) inappropriate magical shenanigans
bonus points for usage of spells/potions/enchantments/summons/etc

Requested by: thescyfychannel

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Horrorterrors
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Rating

holy crap has no one ever used the Feferi Peixes/Horrorterrors tag?? I got a "not canonical" and everything. goddamn, alright, let's fix that.

one word: tentacles. lots of tentacles.
okay that's more like four but you feel me. I'd really like feferi to be of age for this, which probably nixes a canon-type thing, but for whatever reason, the horrorterrors decided to come after her

can be as consensual or nonconsensual as you like but I would Not mind seeing it fall a little more on the non-con side of the scale

Requested by: nachttour

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I am interested in seeing intimacy between the two of these folks that highlights the differences in their needs/how they were socialized and how their species deal with safety and comfort. Give me sex if you want, but I'm just super curious about how they navigate the differences of where they were raised and how that translates to being together.

Requested by: nachttour

  • Any Character
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I am into the freaky side of the sexy spectrum. Give me strange trap bondage. I am a big fan of oviposition and the strange things that bodies do. Pregnancy wanted or unwanted can be a thing. Hit this one if you're into any of those things and have an idea, I don't really have a preference on characters so much beyond not Vriska please? Thanks :D

Requested by: nachttour

  • Beta Kids (Homestuck)
  • Alpha Kids (Homestuck)
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Show me how being a god or goddess affects how these characters do things. A lot of times we as a fandom focus in on what is mundane about these characters, but they can literally bend worlds. What does that look like? How does that translate into vulnerability? Play with this idea and find a coupling out of that you like?

Requested by: biifurcatedCoder

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I prefer to see these two in some sort of relationship based around power and respect without abuse, be it a tender understanding red/pale or a flirty playful pitch with a cocky cro and a more stoic dual teaching him "discipline". This could be in a bdsm sense, a denial and desperation sense, or my personal fave and guilty pleasure, an omo sense. Bonus would be any nookpearl inclusion, LOVE that concept

Requested by: biifurcatedCoder

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For these two, I love softer warmer sweeter love, tender considerate lovemaking, attempts to hide arousal or sexual tension when there is risk of being caught. Please NO inclusion of disciple in any way. Interests for this would be the secrecy ( or shamelessly open about their relationship ) or even being caught / not being as subtle as they think they are being. Love ovi ( ideally w signless as the recipient, though captors and weird kinks are so SO nice ), omo, uhhh desperation, praise, psiioniic usage. Please don't call them mituna / kankri in-fic if they do address eachother?

Requested by: biifurcatedCoder

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Pitch/pale is most preferable with these two. A begrudging respect for one another, earned over time. Unlikely alliance in the orphaner being willing to risk his neck out of fondness for psii. Playful banter and teasing is wonderful, definitely when it comes to these two i like seeing a confident cocky psii dominating the orphaner who is too proud to admit he LIKES being topped by the goldblood but cant hide that arousal in turn. Embarassment, pride, orgasm denial, psionic bondage, omo, and a powerbottoming dualscar who is trying to save face and act like he is in charge of the situation but loves that he ISNT. nookpearls are always a welcome addition with any ampora

Requested by: zzyzxstorm

  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • Jane Crocker
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

In an alternate timeline, where upon defeat the Condesce was not murdered but instead incapacitated and kept under the watchful eye of the new gods of Earth C, a mild but tense friendship develops between two Empresses of different empires. Jane's visits started as methods to work out her time under the hag's control, but slowly blossomed into a mutual means to work out frustrations built up under the weeks of stress, either from running a company or being locked up for millennia of crimes. Talking turns to physical contact, and that contact evolves into some rather brutal domination, Jane working out her agitation through turning the Condesce's cheeks a deep tyrian and her holes gaped. (Jane can be trans or cis)

Requested by: zzyzxstorm

  • Meulin Leijon
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Just your classic slumber party! The ideal age range is from about 16-18 and the idea is to keep it relatively fluffy but definitively under some sort of game scenario. This could be strip poker, truth or dare, some sort of party game but with penalties, or just some girls making bets like idiots. The most I'll ask for in terms of limits is for this to stay consensual, otherwise you can go wild and use any number of these lovely ladies.

Requested by: zzyzxstorm

  • Aradiabot
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Grimdark!Rose dies, and according to the laws of the dreambubbles, all dead versions of any SBURB/SGRUB player wind up in the dreambubbles. Coincidentally, this also includes vessels of the spirits of players. Aradiabot and Grimdark Rose find themselves in similar, bleak situations: damned to a life where the universe either hates them or is too indifferent to care. They both wake up and regain their memories in a bubble, one with a fusion of their respective planets, but one that seems to refuse to let them leave. Over time they grow closer, they talk, they learn about each other and slowly wind up finding themselves attracted. It is fortunate Equius was a pervert as Aradia came equipped with proper mating attachments, while Rose has only learned more about controlling the conjuration majyks she had been tampering with. Feel free to show them getting to know each other but if you are more comfortable with just the smut go ahead and skip to it. Any genitalia set up is fine, use of telekenisis/magic are welcome and even encouraged, but most of all, these two are partners in some red quadrant. Consent is sexy here!

Requested by: zzyzxstorm

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Pyralspite (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Sometimes, a dragon themed girl just needs to settle herself down with a big dragon that she has dreamed about for years and get absolutely ravaged by hot, huge dragon cock! Sometimes that is really all you need. Go hogwild with this one, let it take you where your libido desires.

Requested by: roundandtalented

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Eridan and Sollux team up and spoil Karkat with affection til he cries. make the boy cry. but a good cry. and then everybody fucks.
erisol being a disaster of quadrants is my fav, black/red flipping is just a lot of fun. They can bicker and kiss their grumpy boyfriend a whole bunch. If you don't want to write Karkat crying, i'm always happy with Sollux getting DP'd. Sollux Captor loving double penatration is just a really good thing.

Requested by: roundandtalented

  • Dirk Strider
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I have been so thirsty for some Dirk/Eridan for MONTHS and no one on cherubplay has followed through!!! Please, give me princes falling for each other's bullshit. Humanstuck, troll/human, I don't care- throw in whatever kinks you think might be fun for these two, or be as sweet and vanilla as you want.

Requested by: roundandtalented

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

I'll leave the ship up to you, because I ship any of these characters any which way (though age old JohnDave is the one i love least... and JohnSol is the rarepair). Pick a pair, pick 3, hell, if you can fit all 5 of them together with a bunch of relationship dynamics, you're probably a wizard.

speaking of wwizards... I'd love if you did a D&D or fantasy/medieval/royalty/magical bullshit AU, but its not a must-have. Just an idea ;)

I only have a few requests regarding character specifics:

1. Asexual John is my lifeblood- go ahead and include him just smooching on someone as they get plowed ;) so long as he's not the one gettin' dicked, it's all chill. He's got nice strong hands to help with.
2. Please don't make everyone skinny and white ITS SO BORING. Karkat is chubby and I DO make the rules =u=
3. I am a sucker for anything geeky being included. Meme it up, nerdlord.

Have fun!!

Requested by: roundandtalented

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Give them a happier ending please ;n; no one dies, everyone has a good fuck. Quadrant Hell/smearing is encouraged!

Requested by: Mangotastic

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Porrim Maryam
  • Cronus Ampora/Damara Megido
  • Cronus Ampora/Kurloz Makara
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Cronus getting fucked up by most anyone is good. Cronus getting fucked up by gals is GOOD SHIT, and Porrim does it well. Damara? Also great. Options with mindfuck? Let's ask Kurloz. :)
Not limited to these three, but they came to mind the fastest. (Could also be either and not all together if the relationship section provides no separation. Cronut as the only necessary puzzle piece here?)

Requested by: Mangotastic

  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Madame Demoness in a pinup, looking like she could break me, is an amazing concept. Alternatively, her enjoying herself is good and fun too, as canon just won't let her catch a break.

Requested by: Mangotastic

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Damara Megido/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Ponyboi would look good tied up.
If with Damara? I think it would be an interesting interaction/bunch of interactions, or at least aesthetically pleasing.

Requested by: Mangotastic

  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • The Condesce/Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Condesce/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

I'll take any sexy Condy. Solo or otherwise. I like Condy wrecking people also. What can I say, mean spicy seafood is neat. :)

Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Kanaya Maryam/Porrim Maryam
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Finding herself in need of training in the arts of domination, after being asked by a few lovers to take the metaphorical reigns in a BDSM encounter, Kanaya asks Porrim to help coax her. Unexpectedly, Porrim puts herself forward as the doll for a live demonstration, verbally coaxing Kanaya through tying her up and giving the perfect spanking-- something that Porrim herself enjoys quite a lot.

Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Rose Lalonde/Feferi Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Feferi Peixes has access to several dream bubbles filled with memories of ornate golden thrones, sturdy metal shackles, and a fondness for having her bulge sucked by a willing, subservient lady. Thankfully, she happens to know Rose, a lady with a submissive streak a mile wide and a general enjoyment of Feferi's company. The two, predictably, end up coming to a mutually beneficial arrangement...

Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner

  • The Dolorosa (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The Dolorosa lives a rather stressful life, and she really deserves a chance to be pampered and pleased by her partner in bed, don't you think? So, the ancestor/guardian of your choice (except Bro Strider) treats her to a romantic night in, complete with lit candles, mood music playing quietly in the background... and a set of bondage ropes and a blindfold, so she can be tied to the bed and allowed to simply relax and get herself pleasured until she's a content, limp-noodle mess. Cuddles ensue!

Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Popular trans camgirl Roxy Lalonde finds an increasing demand from her lovely viewers for her to get tied up on camera, and since she's more than happy to please, she asks a good friend to come and give the people what they want-- who it is, would be up to you!

Requested by: Hipstersoulgushers

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Aranea Serket
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Cronus Ampora/Aranea Serket
  • Cronus Ampora/Latula Pyrope
  • Latula Pyrope/Aranea Serket
  • Mature
  • Rape/Non-Con

I know it's kind of silly but cuckold kink with these 3, mixed with edging.
Aranea is the preferred bottom but any way you want to do it is fine.

Requested by: Hipstersoulgushers

  • Kurloz Makara
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Kurloz Makara
  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Some blackrom of these two having aggressive hypnosis sex.

Requested by: Hipstersoulgushers

  • Darkleer (Homestuck)
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Darkleer/Spinneret Mindfang
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

these two always seemed really close to me, something sexually pale or red, maybe involving robotics :3c

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Jasprosesprite
  • Jasprosesprite/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Flushed Rosemary and Prosemary, pitch Proserose, sexy threesome with perhaps a dash of blood play

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Dave Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Mommy kink Dave, applicants: any female character. Some favorites however are Jane and/or Roxy.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Davepetasprite
  • Davepetasprite/Karkat Vantas
  • Davepetasprite/Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I just think that this would be a real cute ship! Preferably with Davepeta starting to date already established davekat? Some parties may be uncertain at first but it's REAL cute and REAL good.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Damara Megido
  • Damara Megido/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Okay so I like how OPPOSITE Kankri and Karkat are, and one thing Karkat is is not particularly good at fighting. Like, he has to try REAL hard even though he really wants to be good at fighting! What if Kankri's naturally good at fighting as a paralell to this? Even if he may find it distasteful, he's a NATURAL, and Damara who cares more about action than words finds it REAL hot the first time she witnesses it.

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Damara Megido
  • Damara Megido/Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Fucked up threesome ;;;;;;)

Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing

  • Vriska Serket
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

When Vriska uses her powers on a human they fall asleep, which strikes ME as some goddamned great somnophilia kink bait. Use this one with whichever human you want!

Requested by: sesquipedalianMarquis

  • Sollux Captor
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Hi! I very much like helmsman body horror, and I'd love a piece that centres around it. Some kind of no sgrub AU would probably fit the bill, but if you can think of something more exotic, go wild! I'd like there to be a thing about a partner marvelling or being horrified (or both!) at the way the helmscolumn messes up a helmsman's (sollux's) body. Sexy content is great, going for a pale relationship is also great, and I'm open to Sollux being shipped with anyone you care to write.
(If Sollux is a no-go, I'll take Psiioniic too!)

Requested by: sesquipedalianMarquis

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Feferi Peixes
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

So, I adore the idea of the really 'cute' characters, mostly Feferi and Nepeta, being really deceptive with their cuteness with a lot of potential scheming underneath (and both of them being like very badass AND very cute), and I'd love to have kismesis mischief explored! Snark, one-upmanship, all the good blackrom stuff.

Requested by: sesquipedalianMarquis

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dave who's really into getting pegged, please? Preferably DaveJade, but Dave/Terezi is also good. I'd like it to be enthusiastic and feel-good.

Requested by: twofoldAxiom

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes/Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora/Feferi Peixes/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I leave the rating and details on this one up to your discretion, dear filler, but basically I want to see a Feferi Peixes whose been (or is about to be) walking the steps her ancestor left before her, and Karkat and/or Eridan, alive alongside her through it all, trying to do what's best for the Empire.

Can be tragic or sexy, but I definitely want to see Feferi at some point realize that they're doing this not for the Empire, but to save her soul.

Requested by: twofoldAxiom

  • Equius Zahhak
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Trollstuck!John, highblood and loving it, and Equius as his overeager or maybe not so eager but unwilling to compromise his values about the hemospectrum manservant. Quite a mouthful, but in general I want to see what John could have been on Alternia- kind, yes, but only when it suits him, and only because he deigns to be, whether someone agrees with it being "kindness" or no, and how he might react especially if someone decides to disagree with him.

Can be sexy, horrific, funny, or heartbreaking. Bonus: Equius is pushed to his breaking point and John wants to see more of him like that, for whatever reason he might have.

Requested by: twofoldAxiom

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Because a certain someone got me into the Arcana dating sim, I would like to see something to do with tarot- though definitely not in the vein that the game takes it, and no knowledge of the game is really needed.

Long and short of it is a clash between science and magic, belief in the material and faith in the immaterial: I want to see Jade Harley, physicist, botanist, brash and brilliant, in a fiery kismesissitude with occultist and fortuneteller Rose Lalonde.

Bonus: Rose knows it's fated, and fights against her own feelings in turn. It backfires.

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • John Egbert
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want a tall, beefy John flat on his back being fucked into a state of "shaking, whimpering, whining, can barely talk" How he gets there (partner(s), whether he's being fucked or ridden, any toys involved) is up to you. Feel free to also include any kinks EXCEPT watersports, age play, vomit, or scat if it strikes your fancy.

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I am willing to bet good money that as soon as Dave realized he could use his time powers to masturbate he totally did. That would have probably been as a teenager, so I wanna see how good he gets at it when he's an adult. I want practiced travelling back in time to go fuck yourself. (any body headcanons for dave are great, and I want some detail of how he does it)

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I want some after-wedding cotton candy fluffy smut. Bonus points if you put callie in there too (and figure out how an OT3 wedding works), but just regular Jane/Roxy works too.

Requested by: teaandcharcoal

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Whilst I am on the topic of fluffy smut, I want some casual but loving sex between my original OT3, with all the fun of knowing your partners' bodies and what they really like. Again, any body headcanons accepted.

Requested by: The_Shame_Basement

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con

I want some good old-fashioned Erisol but with /heavy/ aphrodisiacs. I'm talking unable-to-talk, delirious, mindlessly aroused for days on end. This can be from an introduced substance or a fertile cycle of some kind, and either party can be on the receiving end of it (although I'd prefer one of them stayed (mostly) out of its influence and was able to (mostly) retain sanity!) Mostly I just want plenty of brainless, instinctive, increasingly desperate sex.
Notes: please no injury resulting from the volume of the sex– even if that would be realistic! (which it almost certainly would) Also, bonus for emphasizing the feral/animalistic angle of it (#tw: tr9ll 6reeding by Laylah is a fantastic example of what I mean! it's here if you care to read it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3195491 ) An additional bonus for the person in question getting knocked up /hard/ with lots and lots of tiny eggs.

Requested by: The_Shame_Basement

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

guess what?? I'm terrible. i really am. i'm so sorry you got assigned me. good luck pardner.
give me daddy Dualscar lactating and nursing one of the other three younger (*adult*) characters listed. I'd prefer he had either smaller breasts or is just somehow magically lactating with a particularly juicy cis-male-typical chest, and would prefer he was making a decent amount of milk– other than that and the whole daddy kink/age difference thing, the scenario is up to you! maybe he starts making milk for some reason and it's sort of an accident that it happens? maybe he seduces the younger guy and they start a relationship? either way, give me some bara daddy Dualscar and some solid breastfeeding kink.
(I can be iffy about incest stuff, so if you choose one of the other Amporas, making them unrelated is the safer bet; however, if you feel like you can pull it off, I'm willing to give it a shot! Father's Guilt (Dualcro) is a good example of how I enjoy it done: https://archiveofourown.org/works/2178471 )

Requested by: The_Shame_Basement

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Dirk Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Rose Lalonde
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

still gross motherfuckers!! If the oviposition in prompt #1 didn't appeal to you, here's another shot at it. I'm still looking for someone knocked up HUGE (like overdue-with-multiples size) with zillions of tiny eggs– except this time I want to go a little more body-horror with it. Specifically, I'd love some slow-but-steady physical changes as the egged-up person gradually transforms to be better-suited to carrying eggs permanently (sort of a breeder-type situation?) This can involve curvy weight gain, breast/nipple growth, lactation, junk growth (bonus for a permanently-swollen pussy/nook and enlarged clit!), and/or more esoteric stuff– tentacles are always fun, and if you want to get crazier with it, feel free to add other xeno/animal touches! I'd prefer it didn't physically hurt the person, though.
I'd specifically love to have the person in question changing while a person (or people) around them is cooing and fawning over them for it– half-patronizing, half-praising, treating them a little bit like livestock, generally urging them along into the changes as if it's completely normal, while the person changing freaks out and wrestles with how /good/ it feels!
(as for a size reference on the tiny eggs: anywhere from pea-sized to marble-sized is great by me! salmon eggs are a fantastic reference for the pea-sized ones!)

Characters! I'd like to have any of the first three (Eridan, Cronus, Dirk) be the eggnant ones, and I'd like the others (Rose, Kankri, Sollux (and also Psiioniic or any of the Amporas, even though I couldn't fit them on there!)) to fill the role of the 'caretaker'. Maybe they're conducting a breeding program, maybe they slipped their partner some heavy-duty drugs without them knowing, maybe something else is going on entirely!

(god this is so long. but for the pairings– I'd like Eridan/Rose, Cronus/Kankri, and Dirk/any of the Amporas, or Sollux, or the Psiioniic!)

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating

Eridan is very gravid, and very grumpy. His mates take some time to dote lots of love and affection on him, and spoil him rotten. (Characters listed outside of the pairing are optional additions, but I would be so very enthused with them).

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Character

This prompt is actually for any two characters. Character A) as a regular troll or human encounters character B) as a mythical creature (dragon, centaur, angel, werewolf, etc). They fuck.

Play up the xeno aspect from the normal character’s perspective. This thing’s habbits/mannerisms/noises/sexy bits are weird! Hot, but weird. But also charming and cute somehow. Don't species swap the "normal" character in the equation. If they're troll or human in canon they stay that way. The other person gets hit with the crazy fantasy stick (as an example, human Rose encounters a werewolf Jade or vampire Kanaya, or troll Karkat finds dragon Terezi or merfolk Eridan).

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kankri and Porrim team up to wreck Cronus' shit sexily. If humanstuck I would prefer ftm Cronus, and optional mtf Porrim is a bonus.

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

AU (??) where seatrolls are strange and alien even to their land troll counter parts. Bioluminescent photophores, toxin producing spines, pharyngeal jaws, spiny and/or knotting bulges and nooks, or something else even. They also have fertile cycles that come with ramped up hormones and aggression. Their mate (or possibly only a potential quadrant not yet committed) finds seadweller of your choice has hidden themself away in an attempt to wait out their cycle. Instead, they're deep in the throws of pent up sexual frustration and lust, more feral than anything. Perhaps they either try to warn the other troll away by snarling, snapping, eventually trying to fight them while all they want to do is help, or else the seatroll, too far taken by their lust, corners, pins and fucks their potential mate into submission. Dub-con is fine, but not outright non-con, the other troll (or human!) is surprised and intimidated, perhaps worried, but not opposed to being wrecked sexily once proceedings get underway.

No Serkets, and of course I lean toward a strong preference for VanPora ships, but any other Ampora pairing is fine and dandy!

Requested by: Lizardlicks

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kankri has a problem. That problem is he's got too god damn much pent up sexual need and a magnum size dong. It's just too much for one troll to handle on his own, but he's embarrassed to ask for help. He either confesses his shame, or else someone finds out by accident, but whoever learns of his plight is happy to volunteer, no strings attached. This is your porny free space. Pick any delicious Vantas pairing your heart desires save for Serkets. The more the merrier even, maybe it takes a whole team of dedicated dick wranglers to finally finish this boy!

Suggested but but no means required kinks may include cum inflation, edging, multiple orgasms, double penetration, and of course if it's trolls feel free to apply all that xenokink you can think of.

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • John Egbert
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

So, okay. We all know that in real life if, say, someone were to attempt to sex up someone else from another planet, there'd probably be at least a few compatibility issues in the genitalia + potential for orgasms department. BUT this is fanfic, SO.

What if in a troll/human pairing, something about one's biology made sex with the other one an absolute universe-blowing experience? We're talking tears/uncontrollable shaking/screaming (or not making a sound because they're so overwhelmed by how good it feels that they can't make so much as a peep)/thrashing/etc etc here. Maybe trolls secrete some sort of weird nerve agent (from their bits? their saliva? somewhere else??) that sends a humans central nervous system into overdrive so they end up coming from just a kiss. Maybe something about the way internal muscles are put together in humans doubles as the Trollgasmatron 9000 (sorry), and leaves trolls absolutely blitzed out. Or something else!!!!!! The world is your oyster. I'm fine with literally any pairing in this scenario, but in case you're stumped I've put a few suggestions up top.

+ Bonus points if the effect they have on each other is a complete surprise until one of them is a shivering, whimpering mess!

++ Über über bonus points if the slightly more coherent partner takes a moment to grin evilly to themselves and keeps on going until the other is legit about to pass out.

(this prompt is very dear to my heart so if you end up filling this one I will love you forever and a whole day! If it doesn't inspire you, though, don't sweat it!)

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'm a sucker for sweet sappy first-time fics (with each other or EVER! either is good) where the two folks start off with the intention of being slow and romantic and emotional and savoring each other and whatnot and then just...dissolving into a sweaty, swearing, shaking mess of hormones draped on top of each other because it just feels THAT good.

This is probably the most vanilla prompt I'll give because...that's it! That's the whole scenario. Some straight up Rosemary PWP. The world needs more good Rosemary smut.

(feel free to incorporate any headcanons/kinks/whatever!!! Just plz gimme some sweet Rosemary lovin')

Requested by: FindingZ

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'm fascinated by the idea of different blood types having different bits under the hood! Structurally, in number, in size (hhhhh size difference), etc etc. Break out all your headcanons and gimme some good ol' fashioned troll on troll smut where each one has different genitalia! I'm down with any of the trolls (alpha, beta, dancestors, you name it!!!) and any pairing thereof (and any quadrant!), but I put some suggestions up there to get you started.

+ bonus pts if the difference is enough of a novelty to the other to make orgasms strong af and aplenty

++ bonus BONUS points if the differences...make things a little difficult at first, in some way or another (but of course where there's a will there's a way, right?)

Requested by: Suzang

  • Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating

I want to see something sweet between them! For example, really full of love ...

Requested by: Suzang

  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I love Crokri...This is my otp. But I like kankri as the top and the Cronus as the Bottom. but There weren't many works of this kind. I would be very happy if someone would write it.

Requested by: Suzang

  • Grand Highblood/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating

It doesn't have to be explained.They can be completely violent and promiscuous!

Requested by: historiCthrenody

  • John Egbert
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/John Egbert
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

i do not care, i just want to see my boys. i prefer john being 18+ (he can be the perfect 18 tho) i love bro being stupid big. john can be a twink with a tumtum. i go either way, anyway, you're valid no matter what you do to him.

domestic is a kink and i'll take it. they should own a bunny if they do.

u can also do au's, ones i favor are: mermaidstuck, demonstuck, hades and persephone, etc

Requested by: historiCthrenody

  • Doc Scratch
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Doc Scratch
  • Explicit
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THEM TALK MORE THAN ANYTHING. LISTEN. THATS A KINK. I WANT TO SEE THEIR DIALOGUE.

THEY SHOULD BE THE PERFECT KISMESIS
IT CAN EVEN BE RED, LISTEN, I NEED THEM TO BATTLE IN TONGUES AND IN TONSELS

IT CAN BE CANON IN A DREAM BUBBLE OR THERE'S NO SBURB AND THEY'RE OUT FOR COFFEE. MY POINT IS...........hey the girl can be young in like her memories, but generally i defer to 18+ see, it's encouraged more if she's recalling past memories with him (even in the notion of her masturbating to the thought of him and her younger self. wonl) but technically adult is the fairest.

i go anyway with rape as a construct as long as she enjoys it. she can even be bitchy, she can even top him. (she's gotta get first tho)

death is ok.
death is ok.
death is ok,
i don't know how i got here
it has to end in choking if u go for it

(do not think it has to be that kinky, i just had the worst thought. u can be a weenie. u can be the better man.)
((he could enjoy that too tho))

ALSO, IF U MAKE DOC HAVE A CUEBALL HEAD, CAN HE PLEASE BE NORMAL SIZE.

Requested by: historiCthrenody

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

..........I want a GOD DAMN FIC. Of Karkat cucking kanaya, consider, rose being/feeling dumped by kanaya. drunk or sober up to you, but the point is the bottle is THERE. she's down on the dumps, and probably sobbing. The point is she's vulnerable to karkat's sensitivity and so is he.

i imagine his pursuits on her are actually fairly pure, he might have harbored a crush on her for a bit, or saw her fairly disrobed just that day and fell in love. THE CHOICE IS YOURS.

i feel like his sensitive earnest chauvinism kicks in AND MAYBE THEY BALLROOM DANCE TOGETHER..........LISTEN. THEY GOTTA FUCK. THEY GOTTA.

(can karkat be a beast, can he be hot. can he big/taller than rose,. thi,,c,. CAN HE BE A MAN. ****CAN HE RIP OFF HER CLOTHES, CAN I HEAR AN AMEN****)

ALSO. A+ FOR EXHIBITIONISM/FEAR SHIT. the fear of kanaya walking in on them is a bonus, this depends if it's cheating or just newly breakup ur cALL

Requested by: eightbots

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Details for every request are in this letter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1452165u7t9yCfiUphzvy_l2fUn6HBzjW21ncppZJf5U/edit?usp=sharing

Requested by: eightbots

  • Neophyte Redglare
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Spinneret Mindfang/Neophyte Redglare
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Details for every request are in this letter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1452165u7t9yCfiUphzvy_l2fUn6HBzjW21ncppZJf5U/edit?usp=sharing

Requested by: eightbots

  • John Egbert
  • Jade Harley
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Details for every request are in this letter: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1452165u7t9yCfiUphzvy_l2fUn6HBzjW21ncppZJf5U/edit?usp=sharing

Requested by: FarolitoDraws

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I want something half kinky/half cute.
Kinks: shibari, soft BDSM, hard sex, spanking, roleplay, lots of sweat.
I dont care about who's bottom/top, but if its has size differences i will be very happy :D (like big tavros/small gamzee or big gamzee/small tavros)
Any headcanon, and any AU. But i dont want their god tier suits

Requested by: FarolitoDraws

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Maybe something like roleplay.
RP: chef/student, teacher/student, police/prisoner.
Other things: food play, pet play (with ears and tail only), lingerie.
Top Roxy pls <3
Any headcanon its accepted, also any AU

Requested by: FarolitoDraws

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

get wild on this. Please i want humanstuck in this.
things i would love: double penetration, Begging, Giving everything to Dave, soft BDSM, shibari, roleplay, Karkat/Dave/Jade sandwich
Any headcanon its welcomed
Usually bottom Dave, and top Karkat. Jade can be anything.

Requested by: FarolitoDraws

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

kismesistude, but not non-con. Hard and rough sex.
Scratching, bites, hitting, bleeding, domminant/submmisive. Not gore, but it can be soft gore
Top sollux <3
Any headcanon but not AU, only the troll versions.

Requested by: ghostb0y

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

equius needs to do a little maintenance on tavs legs, and tavros gets nervous when his body reacts involuntarily

i just want equius to raw tavros while his legs are not attached (please no noncon)

Requested by: ghostb0y

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

kitkat gets gangbanged and secretly loves it

most characters are fine but bonus points if someone he hates is right next to someone he loves
(im not a huge fan of vriska so pls anyone but her lmao)

u can do as many or as few characters as u want but pls have it be 3+ ppl other than karkat

Requested by: ghostb0y

  • Tavros Nitram
  • Vriska Serket
  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Any Warning

vriska tries to get tavros to fuck for the drones and gets rejected

i just want vriska to be mad and NOT for her to rape him

Requested by: Bird_of_Time

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Rose, left at home alone, with Kanaya making herself busy elsewhere, became increasingly fascinated with the concept of seducing Dave into an incestuous relationship. The air of taboo and secrecy, paired with their inherent snark, leads to steamy situations that often culminate in at least one of them getting off. However, they weren't ready to actually go all the way - until now.

A Rose and Dave who just can't help themselves but tease each other as they give into what they're accusing the other of. <3

Requested by: Bird_of_Time

  • Vriska Serket
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Vriska Serket/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Vriska decides, on her own, that her and Equius should be friends with benefits. It goes horribly, until she allows him to take the reigns, and it turns out that, if let loose, Equius can fuck Vriska's brains out with absolute ease. They quickly establish that, while in private, Equius keeps the reigns, but absolutely nobody can know.

Requested by: Bird_of_Time

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Roxy never had anyone to be intimate with, and John had only ever seen a single boob on TV. Still, they know the attraction that pulls them together, and in an event they innocently call a sleepover, neither of them can really keep their hands to themselves. Shy, but desperate, they try to quietly explore each other while their inhibitions slowly crumble away. A lot of firsts are exchanged, and nobody ends up sleeping that night.

Requested by: SmolStack

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Just wanna have Bro railing Cronus with a collar and being called Daddy. owo

Requested by: SmolStack

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Vriska Serket
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Classic Dom/Sub relationship, Vriska is a big bratty and does it to get punished from Dualscar. uwu

Requested by: SmolStack

  • Porrim Maryam
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Porrim Maryam
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Just want Porrim domming the hell out of Cronus

Requested by: catchingtheblues

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

i love this ship n i have a couple ideas, but basically anything is fine tbh!
- kismesistude stuffs
- alpha dave/karkat
- sex worker au
- davesprite/karkat (that's... pretty much davekat, right?)
but! again, anything is good!!!

Requested by: catchingtheblues

  • Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Dirk Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

shotgunning is fantastic but honestly i love this ship anything is great!!!

Requested by: catchingtheblues

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

same thing, any fic is good but here's some suggestions!
- brobot/jake (listen. i know. i *know*. i love it.)
- any kind of bdsm stuff w dom jake
- trans dirk!
- exhibitionism

Requested by: catchingtheblues

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

this is probably redundant but i feel like i need to say anything is good, i'm sorry whoever is reading this, ur the real mvp and i love u
some ideas:
- domme kanaya
- exhibitionism
- idk how to politely put this but either of them eating the other out

Requested by: catchingtheblues

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

okay for this one i have a semi-specific request, quadrant blurring! they start off pale & end up red/mixed up. anything else is up to u to decide!!

Requested by: catchingtheblues

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

top jane.... pls

Requested by: Iamalsohere

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Gimme that good stridercest, please and thank. I am personally fond of GodTier Striders postgame clinging to the last hints of a home they once knew which has long since perished, but if you want to write about a Strider and their Bro either during canon times or in an AU then that is A-Okay by me. Feel free to make it consensual, or messed-up. I have no qualms here, follow your heart. My only real request is that at least one of them is blond.

Requested by: Iamalsohere

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I'd prefer my Derscest to be sad and bittersweet. Gods who have no more home, or sad adults fighting against an Alien queen with nobody to turn to for comfort except each other. If you want to make things a little spicy, I am partial to femdom Rose pegging Dave (and honestly, if you just want to write Alpha!Rose pegging Dave after one of his movie premiers or something with no angst whatsoever then I would be incredibly happy, because the world needs more pegging). Do what makes you happy.

Requested by: Iamalsohere

  • Dave Strider
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Kurloz Makara
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

I would really like this request to be brutal and bloody, as much as you are okay with that. Back in the day, I really liked fic where Gamzee fucked Dave or Kurloz (not both at the same time, but if you wanna go that way I won't stop you) and it was very much hate-sex and Dave/Kurloz were either not into it or actually really into it. Just your standard, violent kismesitude with lots of biting and forcing the other person's face down into the floor. And feel free to have tentadicks!

Requested by: Iamalsohere

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Dirk tops. Equius is an embarrassed but very eager sub. They could both be human, or human and troll, whichever you prefer. I'm actually not particularly into full-on pony play with ears/tail/hooves etc, but general bondage would be lovely. If you could see your way to including a gag and a riding crop, that'd be swell.

Requested by: Iamalsohere

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Is Lil Hal just a pair of glasses that dirty talks Roxy as she gets off? Maybe. Does Lil Hal get himself a dirkbot body with attachments and come rock Roxy's world? Potentially. Does Roxy have a hot sexy relationship with an AI? Hell yes, she does! You can make it canon, you can make it in a sci-fi AU, you can do what you want. And if you want to give Hal a robo-body please feel free to get freaky with what his robo-body can do. (Multiple arms? Cool. Multiple dicks? Cool. Multiple dicks and arms all with different vibration speeds and patterns? Cool!) Have fun with it.

Requested by: vel16

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Explicit

Literally anything to do with these boys, though I hc Sollux as really kinky, so do what you want with that

Requested by: vel16

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Explicit

For Dave/Karkat - I love these two losers so much, just show them being messes together and fucking everything up but it all working out alright in the end

For Alpha Dave/Karkat - So with this there's obviously an age difference, but no underage please! Generally an experienced , asshole Dave who is sassy and annoying getting Karkat into a horny rage works for me

Please no Dave/Alpha Dave

Requested by: vel16

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit

Anything and everything kink with these two. Dirk is a bottom, obviously, but everything else I don't care

Requested by: vel16

  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I love these two being dorks together, literally anything between these two

Requested by: Mogseltof

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Basically a quadrant hoopla mess centering on our four favourite meteor gal pals -- Kanaya♥Rose, with Vriska♦Terezi, Rose♠Vriska, and Dave as the centre leaf of a messy Dave♣Rose♣Terezi, with Vriska encouraging Rose and Terezi to flip pitch. Conciliatory quadrants as properly romantic with nonsexual incest on the Dave and Rose side of things fully encouraged.

Requested by: Mogseltof

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Underage
  • Any Rating

Schmoopy romantic Davekat with the lightest hint of BDSM mostly focusing on the fully trusting aspect, giving into each other. Full free reign over headcanons, settings, or AUs, whatever you prefer to write. (Underage tagged in case of meteor shenanigans)

Requested by: Mogseltof

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Literal honeymoon fic. I wanna know where they go, what they do, and the kind of mementos they choose to bring back home and remind them of the happy time.

Requested by: jangnan

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

eridan is at an amusement park, has too much to drink, and pisses himself. people laugh and look on in disgust. just eridan feeling absolutely terrible or something.

Requested by: jangnan

  • Sollux Captor
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Sollux Captor/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

sollux eats orphaner dualscar alive. just straight up cannibalism.

Requested by: jangnan

  • Sollux Captor
  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

sollux eats something spoiled and pukes all over himself while doin something with aradia. hurt/comfort i guess.

Requested by: pinkiepunk10

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Tavros Nitram/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

just kinda equius taking advantage of tavros during routine maintenance on his legs cause he's a fucking sweaty weirdo

Requested by: pinkiepunk10

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara/Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas
  • Gamzee Makara/Karkat Vantas/Equius Zahak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Equius has his qaudrants filled by gamzee and karkat who's his kismesis and who's his matesprite its anyones guess, the three flipflop around constantly equius is awkward and flustered most of the time while gamzee and karkat deny him any of his castest bullshit
also aside from it being a threesome sex is pretty vanilla cause equius couldn't handle more

Requested by: pinkiepunk10

  • Jane Crocker
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Jane Crocker/Gamzee Makara
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

there's just not enough of this pairing and i love it so much, looking for the setting to be around the time jane first meets gamzee jane is a fucking strong and independant lady, yes she can get fucked by a stoner clown in a cod piece, but only on her terms

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Aranea Serket
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

A throwback ship, I suppose - I liked these two together from when we first met them, and still really love what we saw back then before everything went to hell in the story. So I'd want something with them together again, full of silliness, fish puns, excessive exposition, and (of course) lots of hot and enthusiastic sex. Whatever setting you want would be fine: still on Beforus, or together in the dreambubbles with no reference to what happened to them in canon, or them getting back together afterwards, etc. Whatever it is I'd definitely want to see them flushed for each other, and in a generally happy/upbeat situation (and no mind control on Aranea's part).

Some general preferences that will apply to this request and others: First of all, please have all of the characters treated as being 18+, and everything being generally happy, fluffy, and with all parties eagerly participating. Including other characters (in the story, not the sex) is fine though I'd rather you entirely leave out Vriska, the Makaras, and the Amporas. Genitalia-wise I prefer human-like genitals rather than bulge/nook combos - generally I really like vulvas and things like cunnilingus and fingering so having the sex scenes focused there would be ideal. And finally, my one big kink is watersports, so if you're up for writing anything with that it would be great, but if not that's perfectly fine!

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Another throwback ship that I've really been missing lately. I really loved their dynamic together back from Act 5 and related to it a lot, and I'd love to see something where they get back together and rekindle that in some sort of postgame setting. (Bonus points if Terezi also gets back into her interest in law and justice, in a healthy and positive way - I miss that aspect of her too). I could definitely see their banter and playfulness being a vehicle for getting closer to each other and helping work out their issues together and become stronger. Something with them having done that and gotten together in a flushed relationship would be great. And of course, they'd bring their silliness and their banter to the bedroom (or anywhere else they'd end up getting it on) for a fun time all around. Once more I'd ask for no Vriskas/Makaras/Amporas, I'd prefer vulvas and sex focusing on them, and watersports would be a lovely bonus.

Requested by: redglares_hot_butt

  • Meulin Leijon
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

A pretty open-ended prompt here: something involving the interplay between Meulin's shipping/smutfic-writing and her dreambubble sex life.

My usual preferences apply here: mainly, I'd want something generally happy and fluffy, and if there's any blackrom involved it be kept fairly light. As usual I'd rather there be no Vriskas, Makaras, or Amporas (so no Kurloz/Meulin), but otherwise any characters/ships you want to involve would be fine (though focusing on M/M ships wouldn't really do much for me, and I'm the more invested in the alpha/beta kids and alpha/beta trolls than carapaces, ancestors, or other characters in the story). And once again, vulvas are preferred and watersports would be a welcome addition.

(I'm a bit torn on adding any of my thoughts on where you could go with the prompt, since I like the open-endedness and would be really interested to see how someone else would interpret it! But if it would help, some ideas of mine: Meulin writing fics to show to her partners, or Meulin trying out something new because she wants to get a better idea how to write about it, or getting a ship of hers together by bringing them into a threesome with her. And also, I'm always down for crackships and/or shenanigans involving multiple time clones of Meulin!)

Requested by: cryogenia

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

This is it - the Ampora whump extravaganza! I have always been fascinated with how the nature of paradox space seemed to imply that certain characters never could have been redeemed. If they had made different choices, the group would simply have been pushed into a doomed timeline. Similarly, while some characters eventually found forgiveness, Eridan never got to reconcile with Karkat (despite their mentioned pact). So, I'm hoping to find some wonderful resurrected reunite-and-makeup Erikar. Hopefully with a little twist.

See, another fascinating thing is that since the Amporas are awful, many characters end up dismissing them. (Aranea literally uses two Cronuses as a punching bag.) And given what Eridan did in canon, it would be understandable if folks avoid him. Unfortunately, this leaves him without any support network at all.

So for extra special, I-love-you-forever bonus points: please put Eridan through the wringer. Maybe no one would talk to him at all in the dream bubbles, so he wound up consorting with some seriously bad news characters like Bro. Maybe he's resurrected into a tiny universe and the other characters put him in isolation at first. Maybe he just wakes up alone in a strange new world (Earth C or your own post-canon creation) and he realizes he has no idea how to adapt.

And maybe Karkat has complicated feelings about Eridan, but Karkat is not cruel. Maybe once he realizes that yes, Eridan absolutely, truly is suffering, he extends the olive branch. Feel free to bring all your fave pr96lematic hurt/comfort tropes to the table: touch-starved Eridan who just wants to cling, healing sex, whatever! Feel free also to smear the hell out of quadrants. Pale-red Erikar is a particular fave, but I can also see Karkat working through pitch feelings too. And if you are a Davekat shipper - the more the merrier! (How fascinating would it be if Dave were the one to reach out first? Maybe he recognizes what Eridan is going through.)

The only request I have is that it's possible to see a way to a happy ending, since I feel strongly that nobody is permanently "broken" or beyond help. Also, while Feferi, Kanaya, and Sollux are under no obligation to like or hang out with Eridan, I would like to avoid them being viciously abusive. (Ex: avoiding Eridan is one thing; actively seeking him out and torturing him is another.)

Requested by: cryogenia

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Feferi Peixes
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The goldblood fandom is running amok right now with all these new Hiveswap psionics. Let's give some love to our OG Captor!

Specifically, I have a soft spot for the idea that Sollux is basically a good guy, and more sensitive than he lets on. He may spend a lot of time on the internet (and probably troll 4chan) but he doesn't equate that with real life. Maybe he has a giant porn collection filled with all sorts of kinks, but he mostly collected the clips out of curiosity - he can't tell if he wants to experience them or not. Maybe he needs a partner (or two) to help him out.

So give me Sollux exploring a kink he's never tried before - maybe something that challenges him a bit. Maybe something that runs right up against very real old fears - being dominated and passed around by highbloods. (For that reason I tagged SolFef as a possible pairing, but feel free to reach for another if the spirit moves you - I am also a big fan of consensual Erisol, Solkat, SolRoxy. Even SolPsii!) The exact kink I can be flexible on. Helmsman fetish, stuffing, pass-the-lowblood-sex-toy are all great. (Bonus points if you can do all three together?)

Totally fine to bring in other characters as guest stars too! My main request is that his partner(s) stay by his side and that what's happening is consensual. Ex: maybe matesprit Feferi is pretending to be the callous Empress who offers her bound helmsman to anyone visiting her court. (In truth, everyone is there because they're at a play party, and after they take turns banging sensory-deprived Sollux they all cuddle up and watch a movie.)

Also, xeno is absolutely okay, don't be afraid to try something new! I adore oviposition, weird vocalizations, pheromone marking instincts, etc.

Requested by: cryogenia

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • Sollux Captor
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • The Disciple/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I have such a soft spot for the First Ship...including also Psi, who deserved so much better than he got. And while dream bubble reunions are sweet, you know what would be really fun: brand new lives in a brand new universe!

In particular, I've read a lot of fics in the past where trolls live with their ancestors and Signless, Disc, etc are In Charge. In this case, I'm looking for the opposite. Give me a fascinating situation where somehow the Ancestors have been revived (either Earth C or a universe of your own design, heck, even on the meteor!) and they are now reliant on their descendents to show them around. And on each other to sort out their lingering trauma. Psi in particular has been through so much. He may feel like his body no longer belongs to him or be uncertain what to do with so much freedom. Signless may remember his extremely violent death.

Give me some lovely, healing, quadrant firming affirmative contact between our three ancestors. (And if the descendents get in on it too, fine by me! Would prefer if they are all definitely adults though.)

Requested by: cryogenia

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

One of my favorite moments in Homestuck was when Eridan attempted to wow Rose with his amazing white science (and total lack of respect) -- and she blew his computer to kingdom come. And one of my favorite ideas in fandom is that in another life, that could have been the start of a beautiful kismesitude.

So! I would love to see an older and wiser (?) Rose exploring a pitch relationship...with Eridan, for whatever reason. Maybe she's finding the quadrant system more suited to her relationship needs in general. Maybe she finds him an interesting psychological puzzle and she wants to pick him apart. Maybe she just likes that she can eat him for breakfast. Would also love to see how Kanaya reacts to the whole thing. Does Kanaya worry she might flip pitch for her own wife because she just. can't. stop. being irritated about The Eridan Situation? Sky's the limit! (And feel free to use any setup you like other than Earth C.)

Bonus points for a bdsm relationship (with Rose as a Dom). Extra bonus points if Eridan is the kind of bratty sub who gets himself in over his head (and needs some extra tlc afterwards). And extra special bonus points if Rose introduces him to a "violet wand" because she can assure him, they are very scientific.

Requested by: mouthword

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Two plot points really come to mind with these two for me;

A. In their life, Horuss and Rufioh were pretty awkward when it came to intimacy. This changes when they enter the dream bubbles and have nothing to entertain themselves with but old memories of anime, video games, and eachother. I’d love to see a vanilla-to-extreme fic that sort of takes place in little interactions over a longer span of time, from awkward kisses to showing eachother their most depraved B-Lists (bucket lists...troll f-lists...anyone? Come on that’s a quality pun). It can have comedic elements, two weebs with no prior experience because they died when they were teenagers trying to figure out how hentai makes it look so easy, or it can focus on how scary the prospect of bringing up an extreme kink to someone who you can’t ghost the next day if they’re not into it is.

My main hard no’s for where this one goes are transformation of any kind, scat/musk/heavy emphasis on being unclean, trans characters (nookbulge is a-okay), hyper proportions (as in, so massive it’s downright silly), and hard gore. Brownie points for casteplay, petplay, or public settings...I’m really just happy to have content for this ship at the end of the day so feel free to go as self indulgent as you’d like.

B. (Humanstuck) Rufioh is a porn star who’s looking to go on one date with someone who isn’t only into him because of his work. Horuss is a Christian bookstore employee who doesn’t use the internet. Rufioh tells himself he isn’t going to bring up sex to Horuss, even after they’ve been dating for a month, under the guise that he’d be taking advantage of him, but shenanigans ensue when he finds Horuss’s extensive sex toy collection.

Brownie points for Horuss being a presumed bottom only to turn out to be a top, or Horuss just generally being the kinkier of the two.

Requested by: mouthword

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Cronus Ampora/Rufioh Nitram
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Cronus knows that Rufioh is easy, Rufioh is too empathetic not to throw a pity fuck his way, match made in heaven.

Ways this can go include: Half drunk party fuck, Rufioh’s regretful Horuss rebound, or two tops wrestling with their fragile self esteem to determine which one is desperate enough to bottom

Secret brownie points if it’s daterape because Cronus wants to play out a rough and domineering highblood dom fantasy when all Rufioh wanted to do was blow one of his bros

Requested by: mouthword

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Cronus stumbles upon something delightful when he realizes Horuss will do anything he tells him to do. It’s all fun and games when it comes to doing favors for him and saying nice things to him, but it gets dark when he realizes he can act out any of his sexual fantasies with him.

Requested by: mouthword

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Cronus Ampora/Rufioh Nitram
  • Rufioh Nitram/Horuss Zahhak
  • Cronus Ampora/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

A. (Humanstuck) Rufioh, Horuss, and Cronus are all roommates, with Rufioh and Horuss being a couple and Cronus being single. Cronus is sick of hearing them fucking all the time, and takes it upon himself to try and convince them to let him into the threesome.

B. Alternatively, Horuss is Rufioh’s matesprit and Cronus is Rufioh’s kismeisis. Cronus pushes the idea of a threesome, shenanigans ensue.

Requested by: mouthword

  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Dirk and Dave are two dudes with a lot of feelings between them...I’d love a setting where the two of them end up making the mistake of fucking during a vent session. Hurt/comfort, with emphasis on comfort. Canon only Earth C type setting for this one.

Alternatively, Dave and Dirk fuck at the snapdate Halloween party. Significantly less hurt-comfort-y and more just drunk and silly.

Requested by: mouthword

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Dave and Rose used to have routine webcam sex before the game. Later on, when they meet up in person and finally have a minute to breathe on the meteor, they recollect their old feelings and have sex in real life.

I’d dig it if you could write out both scenes, but I’d also love JUST a webcam sex fix or JUST a Rose and Dave fucking for the first time for this as well!

Requested by: Elendraug

  • Caliborn (Homestuck)
  • Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please see my note about Caliborn: elendraug.tumblr.com/droneseason2018

Go for it, give Dirkuu the Davekat treatment: friends to deliberately unlabeled significant others who get each other in ways their other friends may not. Dirk helped Caliborn save his own life. They enjoy talking to each other and drawing for each other. Dirk seems to have kept his opinion on the cherubs’ situation a secret from his friends for a long time. They’ve both spent their lives utterly isolated from any physical contact. Let’s see Caliborn and Dirk get the chance to goof off and be just as playful and genuinely into each other as any other pair. (This prompt is my strong preference, if possible.)

Requested by: Elendraug

  • Caliborn (Homestuck)
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please see my note about Caliborn: elendraug.tumblr.com/droneseason2018

Gamzee gradually became Caliborn’s HONK FRIEND and the endgame has them hanging out with each other. The 2017 calendar even has Gamzee feeling up Caliborn’s thigh. (image: tinyurl.com/y7cchry7) Seems like they’re maybe honk friends with benefits, yeah? It takes a lot of trust to turn keys together, launch a kickstarter, and wind down in a black hole at the ends of paradox space. Gamzee seems to take the alpha timeline and its bizarre list of necessary events fairly seriously, and is also a chill, cozy guy when he’s in the right mood for it. We already know how Caliborn feels about sappy snuggling (pgs 4969, 5505, 6869).

Requested by: Elendraug

  • Caliborn (Homestuck)
  • Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please see my note about Caliborn: elendraug.tumblr.com/droneseason2018

Caliborn canonically thinks that Dave as the ALPHA MALE is highly attractive, enough to render him as a blushing bishonen (pg 6865). Dave’s vehemently uninterested in being told he has to murder the incredible hulk (pg 6385). They’re both artists. Dave loves weird dead things (pg 312), and Caliborn’s a skull monster alien. They both either make beats or fart around with sound effects (pg 6243). Seems like they’d get along, right?

Requested by: Elendraug

  • Caliborn (Homestuck)
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please see my note about Caliborn: elendraug.tumblr.com/droneseason2018

Caliborn is one of the few characters to recognize Hal as his own person, separate from Dirk. Hal’s willing to draw for him instead, too (pg 4963). They presumably wind up in some kind of fused headspace as part of Lord English, and Caliborn likes ARquiusprite (pg 5670).

Rose is fascinated by the puppet sites (pg 469), and Jasprosesprite^2 thinks Calliope looks exquisite (pg 7649), so that ought to apply to him, too. Caliborn has an excellent host of issues to unpack and examine, just like Rose does with Dave. An armchair psychologist conversation between them could have a lot of potential.

Sollux seems like he’d appreciate a guy who’s into working through complex math by hand, has a difficult existence involving being a yin-yang sort-of twin, can enjoy the aesthetic of flashing colors for eyes, gets headaches, has a weird glitchy state of questionable immortality (pg 5955), and also has two dicks.

Terezi thinks that having a skull for a head is pretty sick and she might rock the look herself if given the choice (pg 7683). She’s got a history with C4NDY BLOOD3D FOULMOUTHS (pg 3703). Maybe Caliborn would get along with her better in person, when she’s hanging out with him instead of the ALPHA MALE and KRABKRAB (pg 6875), since they both enjoy drawing and don’t give a shit what anyone else thinks of their drawing ability, and have similar interactions with their respective Striders. Terezi resents the idea that she should have to “fix” being blind (pg 6017); Caliborn creates gold versions of his tooth and prosthesis, and rejects condescending attitudes about how his brain works (pgs 5479, 5482, 5670). They’re also both synesthetes!

Requested by: Elendraug

  • Aradia Megido
  • Caliborn (Homestuck)
  • Crowbar (Homestuck)
  • Davesprite
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please see my note about Caliborn: elendraug.tumblr.com/droneseason2018

Aradia hardly considers herself to be a servant to LE, but has a different perspective on cleaning up old ghostly timelines (pg 6027). Would she and Caliborn have common ground as time players whose alpha-timeline-preserving destruction is misinterpreted by those around them?

Caliborn considers Crowbar highly intelligent and personable, and is one of his favorite members of the Felt (pg 6022). Maybe they can discuss their plans for their newfound (or not so new) puppet gang? Crowbar is also very soft, like the rest of the Felt (pg 6111). Caliborn hasn’t been around much besides metal, rocks, and a sarswapagus.

Davesprite is self-conscious about being potentially thought of as a bargain bin substitute for the “real Dave” (pg 5943). Caliborn is well aware that Calliope and the alpha kids (apart from Dirk) would prefer for Calliope to survive, and for him to die. They’re both more familiar with the inner workings of Sburb than most players. Plus, cloaca 2x combobob.

Eridan spent a lot of time fighting angels he wasn’t supposed to be attacking. They’ve both spent a lot of time being angry, and are eager for attention. Maybe they could help each other calm down for a while and discuss their mutual fondness for gaudy attire.

Caliborn and Meenah are both assaulted while being mistaken for alternate versions of themselves (pgs 5005, 6901). They don’t put up with other people’s bullshit and try to get to the point with any plan. She’s also one of the few characters to know his name, but styles it “clamiborn.” She thinks LE’s space explosions are cool (readMSPA: tinyurl.com/jd69nmf), and she and Vriska feel sorry for LE for being out there alone in space, without friends (pg 7228).

Requested by: Elendraug

  • Caliborn (Homestuck)
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Jake English
  • Jane Crocker
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Yaldabaoth (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Please see my note about Caliborn: elendraug.tumblr.com/droneseason2018

Equius and Nepeta are both very STRONG, which Caliborn admires in ARquiusprite (pg 5670), Cans (pg 6192), and in general (pg 6868 among others). Nepeta’s an artist who loves shipping her friends. Caliborn does, too -- and has likely been drawing with Nepeta’s tablet, via Gamzee. You could hook him up with either of them separately, or include both meowrails together.

Caliborn and Jake have a fairly chummy conversation, and Caliborn invites Jake to “serve” him by getting served; that is, by kicking his ass (pg 5672). Later, while reconstructing events in his masterpiece, Caliborn decides he respects Jake, and refers to him as “pretty legged” (pg 7437). Jake’s also been wearing Caliborn’s face on his clothes and gear, which he’s jealous of (pg 5173). I’m honestly surprised there’s not more content for these two given, misunderstanding of terminology or not: uu: THIS IS GOING TO BE GAY AS HELL.

While it’s not a pleasant exchange overall, Jane doesn’t seem entirely put off by Caliborn appearing to flirt with her until the conversation goes even further downhill (pg 5553). She’s furious with him for Calliope being dead, but in a post-game setting where her dad and Calliope are both fine, could they salvage an attempt at friendship via a shared interest in sugar or men’s fashion, or alternately, market success? (Crockercorp vs being a GOD DAMN BUSINESS MAN, pg 6939) Jane’s pretty STRONG, too.

Caliborn seems canonically attracted to and/or flustered by Yaldabaoth, and refers to him as the “great lewd snake” and his “slithering sexual snake boss” (pgs 7424, 7447). The trolls killed their denizens, but the humans mostly didn’t, and Echidna especially speaks with the players. What if Caliborn spares him, and takes his time -- years, even -- before making a Choice? It’d probably doom the timeline, but he’s never met another snake-person-god before, either. Aren’t they both arguably demiurge figures? Could they duel without it being to the death? As mentioned in the section with Jake, he does seem to want people to hand him his ass.

Requested by: littleblackduckling

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Lil Cal (Homestuck)
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

There were lots of weird sexual overtones in Dave's relationship with his bro. The one I can think of most clearly was when Dave thought he was in a smuppet snuff film. I just want to see Dave knowing something is wrong with the things he does with his bro, but not knowing WHAT because all of it is treated as normal. Slut shaming and victim blaming by Bro appreciated. Lil' Cal can be involved for extra creep factor, but not required.

Ideally this is canon compliant and takes place before Sburb.

Requested by: littleblackduckling

  • Meenah Peixes
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde/Meenah Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I just wanna see fun, healthy pitch! Meenah and Roxy trying to outdo each other, flirting, and exploring each other's alien biology.

Requested by: littleblackduckling

  • John Egbert
  • Vriska Serket
  • John Egbert/Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

A "what could have been" sorta fic. Vriska reflects on John, her relationship with him, and what trying to be a better person means. Also I really want her to fuck John.

Requested by: peggesters

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Dirk Strider
  • Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Sub Dirk in where Roxy pegs him or Dom Dirk in where he doms Roxy and bends her to his will. Both situations are very consensual.

Requested by: peggesters

  • Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Divorced or separated BroMom

Requested by: peggesters

  • Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Dad Egbert
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dad Egbert/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Rose's Mom | Beta Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Milf stuff!

Requested by: inkyopolis

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Damara Megido
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This is a request for a story within a story.

The story starts off with Cronus leading his usual life, with his usual terrible social skills, but then someone (Horuss? Porrim?) pity-lays him, and it turns out he is actually INCREDIBLE in bed. Then, word starts to spread among the other trolls. “Wait, WHO? gave you the most toe-curling orgasm you ever had?!?” and suddenly Cronus is hit with all these trolls trying to get their hands on the golden bulge. Of course, he’s happy to oblige. It fact, he's getting laid so much he has to start keeping an appointment book for all the booty calls.

Then, plot-twist: it turns out that what we've been reading is actually a story that was being written by Cronus as wish-fulfillment jerk off material. We find this out because Damara discovers it after Cronus accidentally leaves the fapfantasy somewhere in public. She picks it up, reads it, realizes what it is, makes 100 Xeroxes, and distributes the “manuscript” all over town, like some fucked up Johnny Appleseed. Proud of her work, she heads home, blazes, and rubs one out.

Everyone who finds a copy thinks that Cronus is the one who is leaving them all around town because of course he is, and oh god, have you read THIS? This is AMAZINGLY TERRIBLE.

Cronus tries to run around town finding all the copies, worried its going to ruin his reputation, completely unaware that particular horse is well out of the barn now.

Requested by: inkyopolis

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Equius discovers a local casting call for one of his favorite forms of entertainment, musculartheater! Only when he shows up, he discovers the casting call is actually for the fetish version of musculartheater, where pinning your opponent has quite a different meaning. Though initially thrown, Equius soon discovers a hidden talent for the sport.

His chosen opponents are at your discretion! Any other characters will be totally fine.

Requested by: inkyopolis

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Your name is Dualscar Ampora and you're about to auspistice your son's failing kismesissitude by domming the ever loving fuck out of them both.

Requested by: inkyopolis

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Cronus > Swallow all the cum.

Requested by: Xagave

  • Dirk Strider
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor/Dirk Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Equius Zahhak
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Ayyy I like helmsman stuff and would love to see something involving Sollux. It can be as gross and weird as you'd like, the more tentacles the better, and if you'd rather do some not so nice things to him that's fine too. I'm fine with most things!

It would be cool to explore how Sollux might feel sensations differently when connected to a helmscolumn, or even how any sort of tech add-ons to his body might alter how he experiences things (either in the helm or not) and whether or not he'd like those feelings. Maybe he's brand spankin new to the helm and wants to do some Experimenting, or maybe he's been there for a while and it's hella kinky for him to have tentacles in places they shouldn't be. Maybe he's constantly getting off on being a miserable living computer and someone, if you wanna go a spades route, forcibly disconnects him just to make him mad.

There's one specific thing I'd love to see included and it's Terezi, Dirk, or Equius fingering Sollux's ports (other parts of him can be fingered too ;0) so if you include that I'll owe you my life lol.

I'm also into omorashi so if you're Also Into That and feel like somehow incorporating it, go for it sdfgsdfg

Requested by: Xagave

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Lmao this idea is kinda hilarious to me but I'm looking for some rare Arafef in spades, and also Sollux Is There. Somehow Aradia and Feferi end up using him as some sort of sex toy; he's very confused but also very turned on. He's less a part of the ship and more along the lines of a tool to be used by Feferi and Aradia.

Requested by: Xagave

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Really liking the idea of some multi-level powerplay (Casteplay? Hemoism?) where there's a hierarchy of Feferi dominating Eridan and Sollux --> Eridan dominates Sollux --> Sollux dominates nothing except maybe a plate of pizza rolls because he's a trash goblin and instead he gets Put In His Place. Basically Feferi has her way with both of them while also sitting back and demanding exactly how Eridan will bang her precious lowblood matesprit in front of her, while Eridan also takes what he wants from Sollux. So long as Feferi permits it, of course :^) BDSM can be A Thing if you'd like.

Requested by: Xagave

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

Gonna be real here, I'm SO THIRSTY for ANYTHING with Dualsol. Pale Dualsol (who also like to bang despite that not being very pale) is my absolute favorite but I'll take them in any quadrant or no quadrant at all. Any scenario is fine, no matter how fluffy or dark I will greedily consume any and all content of them.

The only thing I ask is that Dualscar is Tall and also built like a Brick Wall because hot hot like tater tot 8]

Requested by: Rag

  • Davepetasprite
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

davepeta getting railed by any of these characters
jade, karkat, dave, roxy, jane, dirk, karkat, sollux, arquius, jasprose

Requested by: Rag

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

karkat getting his ass ate by dave or sollux. can be a pairing or a trio. other stuff is fine too as long as ass eating is central

Requested by: Rag

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

solkat psiionic repression play where sollux has a rape fantasy and karkat acts it out on him. theyre terrible at this but it's ultimately satisfying somehow, against all odds

Requested by: Rag

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Meenah Peixes/Kankri Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

kankri having meenah step on him/dom him. make his celibacy a big focus. i don't care if he breaks or keeps his vows, either way is great, as long as the concept is central.

Requested by: Rag

  • Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

dave getting fucked in a really emotionally and physically overwhelming (but not painful) way by his partner to the point where the mask totally falls off. would prefer trans dave for this one. bdsm stuff is cool to add more emotions, or not. maybe he's super emotional for some other reason. maybe he's just really soppy during sex in general. up to you

can be any one of:
karkat, dirk, jade, jane, sollux, terezi, eridan, rose

Requested by: Rag

  • Jake English
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jake English/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

anything with them as long as a fun dynamic is thought out and exemplified, ie, why are they dating, what do they like about each other, how did they meet, etc. like you don't have to touch on all that but just have a pretty good idea in your head of what the relationship would really look like, as opposed to a single porn scene out of context without hints of history

Requested by: Elby

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Rating

Anything Johndave, really. Go nuts and do what pleases you ;)

Requested by: Elby

  • John Egbert
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Rating

I'm a huge sucker for Johnroxy! Peferably something cute and fluffy, but I'm happy with anything really.

Requested by: Elby

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Rating

The gross son. He needs love and appreciation.

Requested by: Elby

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Because I love her.

Requested by: Symachromatic

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Davesprite
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

(I chose 'any archive warning' because there are no required warnings for this, but I would appreciate not including major character death and graphic depictions of violence, thank you)

This is my free-for-all Strider request. Any of them with any of each other, hot & steamy. Can be pwp, can have plot, I'm happy with either. Related, unrelated, fucked up, sweet and fluffy- have at it. Great if you've got a plot bunny you think might fit with these boys.

If you're looking for some inspiration, I'm a fan of power imbalance or exchange, will perpetually have a thing for vampire AUs (of the trashy romance variety but not twilight), and greatly enjoy angst that gets resolved (think hurt/comfort). Somno, bondage, and prostate massage are some favorite kinks. If that gets something resonating for you, I'm glad!

This prompt is geared towards written fills, but will work just as well as an art fill (though resolved angst might be tricky to portray ^^;)

Nos: I don't deal well with lady bits so no trans hcs in sexual situations, and I don't like genderbends. I've got a phobia of dogs and hypodermic needles (shots, IVs, blood draws, etc.). Just avoid dogs, and needles just don't detail use. 'He injected him with x' is fine, and piercings are fine idk why. No scat, mostly no watersports (omorashi focused on embarrassment/obedience is cool), and no gore (bloodplay is fine). No Daddy kink/DDLB/ABDL, no stuffing/weight gain/feederism. If you aren't sure about something, have a mod ask me c:

Requested by: Symachromatic

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • John Egbert
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/John Egbert
  • Explicit
  • Underage

If you would like to include other additional characters in the relationship, you're welcome to add other Striders. (Dave, Alpha!Dave, Dirk, Hal, Davesprite) Sorry, I'm not interested in anyone else shipped in this- background characters are fine.

John must be underage! No younger than 11, please, but nearly legal is fine if that's more your cup of tea. Looking for the forbidden relationship/temptation aspect of things here, but other than that it's once again pretty open. This is written in terms of a writing prompt but I would love Bro/smol John art as well! Don't worry too much about portraying the nuances of forbidden relationships in a drawing ;)

Nos: I don't deal well with lady bits so no trans hcs in sexual situations, and I don't like genderbends. I've got a phobia of dogs and hypodermic needles (shots, IVs, blood draws, etc.). Just avoid dogs, and needles just don't detail use. 'He injected him with x' is fine, and piercings are fine idk why. No scat, mostly no watersports (omorashi focused on embarrassment/obedience is cool), and no gore (bloodplay is fine). No Daddy kink/DDLB/ABDL, no stuffing/weight gain/feederism. If you aren't sure about something, have a mod ask me c:

Requested by: Symachromatic

  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Dirk Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

(I chose 'any archive warning' because there are no required warnings for this, but I would appreciate not including major character death and graphic depictions of violence, thank you)

Scenario one:
Specific request time! I don't see this could be filled through art, so consider this a WRITING ONLY PROMPT. I'd love a Dirk/Hal scenario involving Hal demanding Dirk's acknowledgement of personhood and development of a body to allow him autonomy. I do want Hal to end up with a body, however that ends up achieved. Maybe it's blackmail, guilt tripping, appealing to Dirk's sense of ethical responsibility, bribery, allowing Dirk to include intentional 'human' limitations for his peace of mind, some combination of the above- who knows.

This one doesn't technically need to enter the realm of a romantic relationship of any quadrant but I would greatly prefer it with all of my shippy little heart. Likewise, the focus here is really their interaction and coming to the point of allowing Hal autonomy for better or for worse, so nsfw is not at all required but I'll love you forever if it does get included.

Scenario two:
Fae Hal/human Dirk
I'm really in love with dark, sharply attractive Hal reducing Dirk's brain to mush and ensnaring him like
Dangerous Fae, here, the kind that night decide you're tastier than you are interesting if they get bored and who care little about any attachments to others you might have.
Again, not really a drawing request, sorry

Scenario three:
Sci-fi bullshit
Hal is a robot, folks. Give me futuristic sci-fi wonderfulness with these guys. Is Hal some 'bot Dirk discovers? Is he a mental interface intended to somehow keep Dirk safe? A ruling consciousness Dirk is trying to keep from hurting people he cares about? The annoying robot that lives next door? This prompt works well with art but I do have a preference for writing, sorry.

Nos: I don't deal well with lady bits so no trans hcs in sexual situations, and I don't like genderbends. I've got a phobia of dogs and hypodermic needles (shots, IVs, blood draws, etc.). Just avoid dogs, and needles just don't detail use. 'He injected him with x' is fine, and piercings are fine idk why. No scat, mostly no watersports (omorashi focused on embarrassment/obedience is cool), and no gore (bloodplay is fine). No Daddy kink/DDLB/ABDL, no stuffing/weight gain/feederism. If you aren't sure about something, have a mod ask me c:

Requested by: Symachromatic

  • Dave Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

My first ship, possibly my otp, DaveDirk is what I always seem to come back to when I'm not craving a pairing. I chose no archive warnings apply but I'm fine with underage (11+).

Scenario one:
Domestic Striders loving on each other. So fluffy I'm gonna die! For an idea of the vibe I'm in love with, read nuclearwinter's Pleonasms series. (Also if you like stridercest and haven't read it holy shit go read it I will forever recommend that series)

Scenario two:
Codependent twins. This can take lots of forms but I'm interested in an unhealthy level of attachment to one another and how that spills over into having a romantic & sexual relationship. Can be sweet!

Scenario three:
Awkward boys bonding after the game and one thing leads to another.

Scenario four:
Royalty au, prince and his knight, go ham on the forbidden relationship and danger of being found out and the constant worry of death, whether by battle or assassination attempt.

Nos: I don't deal well with lady bits so no trans hcs in sexual situations, and I don't like genderbends. I've got a phobia of dogs and hypodermic needles (shots, IVs, blood draws, etc.). Just avoid dogs, and needles just don't detail use. 'He injected him with x' is fine, and piercings are fine idk why. No scat, mostly no watersports (omorashi focused on embarrassment/obedience is cool), and no gore (bloodplay is fine). No Daddy kink/DDLB/ABDL, no stuffing/weight gain/feederism. If you aren't sure about something, have a mod ask me c:

Requested by: Symachromatic

  • Davesprite
  • John Egbert
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This is the give-Davesprite-some-love request. He's necessary to this request, but does not need to be paired with anyone (it can be solo). I'm looking for ovi and if you can manage wing kink I'll be happy as heck. All possible pairings have a different dynamic to them so I'm not gonna get super detailed but I appreciate all these guys with Davesprite so if one of them wants to offer a helping hand with some eggs that would be a+.

Nos: I don't deal well with lady bits so no trans hcs in sexual situations, and I don't like genderbends. I've got a phobia of dogs and hypodermic needles (shots, IVs, blood draws, etc.). Just avoid dogs, and needles just don't detail use. 'He injected him with x' is fine, and piercings are fine idk why. No scat, mostly no watersports (omorashi focused on embarrassment/obedience is cool), and no gore (bloodplay is fine). No Daddy kink/DDLB/ABDL, no stuffing/weight gain/feederism. If you aren't sure about something, have a mod ask me c:

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Victorian Era humanstuck, with the couples acting as beards for each other. Appears as Aradan/Solfef to the casual observer, but in actuality, it's Erisol and Arafef. Eridan and Feferi are nobility, but Aradia and Sollux are lower in station who happened to get lucky. Maybe, the initial excuse why the ladies and the guys were spending so much time with each other because Aradia and Sollux were getting crash courses in etiquette and how to not embarrass their spouse in public, and now it's just expected that they spend so much time with each other.
Also, let's be honest and frank here, the Victorians were closet perverts. They had burlesque dancers, sex toys, crossdressing and a lot of BDSM. Here's an interesting article that goes into detail: http://www.tor.com/2012/10/05/four-victorian-kinks/
Please, feel free to add anything like this into it (Eridan in a corset? Strap-on sex for the ladies? Maybe a visit to the local dungeon?)

Pick which ever couple you prefer (or both, I'm not going to complain) and run with it. I would be especially happy if you managed to make it read like an old Victorian Era erotica story

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Cronus keeps hitting on Kankri, hoping that his apparent inexperience will give him a leg up, trying to claim topping status in the relationship and thinking he can 'break open' Kankri's shell.
Kankri is actually not inexperienced. He discovered that he is very much asexual due to past experiences but that he still enjoys the mental and emotional aspects of dom/sub play. He manages to flip the tables on Cronus and rocks/wrecks his world, ideally with barely more than his force of will. Bonus points if Cronus keeps trying to pleasure Kankri physically and Kankri has to keep telling him to knock it off and he's enjoying himself just fine without being molested, thank you very much!
Either troll or humanstuck, your pick.

Requested by: ladysekhmetka

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Character

I have been majorly jonesing for some gentle femdom. The domme doesn't degrade her sub or call them trash; they are her precious belonging/pet/knight/whatever. The sub character(s) aren't masochistic and her disappointment is more painful than any flogging would ever be. Pick your lady domme of choice and go go go!

A few notes though. Please, no age play, mommy kink, scat & watersports. One sub or two, I'm okay with male or female. No Serkets, Makaras, or Bro. Cronus should only be used in situations involving Porrim. Anything else is fair game.

Requested by: Grubbutts

  • Dave Strider
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Dave Strider
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I like the idea of Dave being with older Porrim in some way with a mutual respect and almost worship. Maybe shes his teacher, sugar momma, boss, a siren, etc. Love me some mommy kink too with collars and stuff but totally *not required* (bonus points for lactation). Definitely more fluffy and loving preferred, Porrim taking care of Dave and making him feel good, or Dave taking care of Porrim and worshiping her and etc.

Requested by: Grubbutts

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Jane Crocker
  • Jane Crocker/Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Totally fluffy and loving, maybe something like Jane has done enough cooking and caring for Bro that now it's his turn to wear an apron and bake her some cookies and cater to her or something. Or maybe Bro gets touchy while shes baking. Maybe she plays a prank on him or something. Totally domestic shenanigans and fluff with maybe a good old fucking on the kitchen counter haha

Requested by: Grubbutts

  • Dave Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I like the idea of some sort of hybrid dropping in on the other, perhaps injured, that stays in their home and they get close and oops they fuck or kiss or something. Either one could be the hybrid, maybe part bird, cat, dog, naga, siren, bug etc. Love it when they make animal noises and trills or something, maybe kind of know english but mostly parrot it to learn. Very fluffy

Requested by: Isolato

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

So, basically, I just really like Signless x Kankri. You can take this as you will, however, I do enjoy a good depiction of the 'preacher's son' if you're looking for something like that. This is admittedly super self indulgent, so I understand if you don't wanna do that!
Alternatively, if that isn't your deal (which I understand) then doing something with the two of them in a more or less consensual situation of your choosing is fine. Just try not to get too aggressively rape-y because I like it when the bottom is enjoying it, even if begrudgingly / much to their disdain.

If you're a creator hat likes a full detailed description to go on, then here's a detailed depiction of what I want;
So, in short, the Signless takes advantage of his son, Kankri (18 or older please!). Signless is a preacher of a nearby church (he is still a troll) and Kankri is his son who helps him around the church and the like. However, Kankri has naughty urges, and Signless punishes him by 'indulging' him in some sinful stuff >;3c

Requested by: Isolato

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

For this I'd really like a power bottom Eridan Ampora who enjoys being pissed on or in. Admittedly this is a huge hard fetish for some, so, like, if you get this and you don't like watersports at all, I'm also really interested in slaveplay with Eridan being fucked by his Slave Sollux.
I prefer Sollux to be portrayed as lanky and nerdy, and Eridan to be portrayed as muscular but kinda twink-y.

 

If you go with the watersports request, I'd really love some Eridan eagerly trying to drink the piss as Sollux pisses on him. Sollux should be looking away, looking embarrassed about this whole ordeal, with maybe some golden cum spread on Eridan's face, like he got pissed on mid-blowjob or something. Eridan should look embarrased, a bit exasperated, and there should be piss on both his tongue/mouth as well as the ground and maybe his chest as well!
Admittedly this is my first time requesting ws so bear with me.

If you're a writer, I like to write Eridan as embarrassed/shy about this kink of his and Sollux isn't sure on it but willing to go with it anyway for the sake of his quad.

Requested by: Isolato

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Gl'bgolyb (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Orphaner Dualscar

Cronus Ampora is a young Orphaner and looking to take care of Gl'bgolyb. With her charge unable to take care of her, Gl'bgolyb finds her once-in-a-lifetime mating season and is in need of getting those eggs out somewhere. We're looking for bestiality and oviposition here, however, Gl'bgolyb is able to communicate via telepathy, and Cronus Ampora, while apprehensive at first, approves of it. I really like to headcanon that Cronus has a hard time taking dick; whether with a nook or an asshole, so if you wanna include that detail in there, go for it!

I like egg/cum inflation (the more the better), laying of eggs in a way that's not grotesque (no blood, no weird labor/birthing things), and a bit of fluff if you want it. After all, Gl'bgolyb IS maternal! <3

alternatively, for Dualscar;
Orphaner Dualscar is an experienced Orphaner and looking to take care of Gl'bgolyb. He has spent his whole life looking after her and making sure she's fed and healthy. With her charge unable to take care of her, Gl'bgolyb finds her once-in-a-lifetime mating season and is in need of getting those eggs out somewhere. We're looking for bestiality and oviposition here, however, Gl'bgolyb is able to communicate via telepathy, and Dualscar, while apprehensive at first, approves of it. I really like to headcanon that Dualscar has a hard time taking dick; whether with a nook or an asshole, so if you wanna include that detail in there, go for it!

I like egg/cum inflation (the more the better), laying of eggs in a way that's not grotesque (no blood, no weird labor/birthing things), and a bit of fluff if you want it. After all, Gl'bgolyb IS maternal! <3

Requested by: Isolato

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I really like the idea of hermaphroditic trolls with tentabulges and nooks. I also like Terezi and Dave.
I would love some DaveRezi where they're a couple and they're having sex for the first time --- and Dave's the one taking it. He's a shy and shaky bottom who has to work up from fingers to taking a dick, and when they end up having sex, he gets into it, melting into the sheets and taking it like a champ. Terezi is being super sweet to him the whole time!

Adult depictions please <3

Requested by: Isolato

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Mituna Captor
  • Cronus Ampora/Mituna Captor
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

I really want a Cronus Ampora beating up and then taking advantage of Mituna Captor. Forcefully fucking him after he's beaten him up, all that shit. Mituna crying, maybe some fingers in his mouth while Cronus fucks him behind, holding him in place while he tries to get away? I just...I think that'd be really swell.

Requested by: CultOfSparrow

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Karkat Vantas
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Any Rating

I'd really like some noncon/dubcon of these two! Mainly like, karkat aged up and in the military sort of thing and Dualscar being his higher up and taking advantage of that. Size difference, oviposition from Dualscar, and a decent age gap between them a huge plus! If you don't want to do military stuff, I'm also interested in seeing Dualscar coercing karkat to do stuff with him in exchange for money, protection, idc. Nook+TentaBulge combo preferred!

Requested by: CultOfSparrow

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Kankri Vantas/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'd love some stuff between these two! I ship them mainly red, with little black bickerings thrown in here and there. I'm also interested in explicit stuff between the two while trying to keep quiet to avoid being caught. Added the rape/non-con tag in the case that the person is interested in Karkat convincing Kankri to do stuff with him in the fact that it won't break his chastity since he's got the same blood color. Nook+TentaBulge combo preferred!

Requested by: CultOfSparrow

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

I just really want some rough black rom that isn't that healthy between the two. Very interested in seeing Cronus beating up kankri/roughing him up, or threatening him. Blackmail and all that good stuff leading to noncon stuff, with red comfort at the end.

Requested by: CultOfSparrow

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Neophyte Redglare
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Neophyte Redglare
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I just ship these two a lot. I'm weak for him being a little lovestruck with her and her just sassing him a lot. Definitely a sort of thing where it's her terms or nothing. If doing more kinky stuff, I'd love to have some shibari of Redglare being tied up and toyed with by Dualie. Nook+TentaBulge combo preferred!

Requested by: CultOfSparrow

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Please no major character death! I do love hurt/comfort themes though, and I'm always weak for dualscar saving Psii out of the helm. Alternatively, I also like Psii having snuck onto dualscar's ship and then getting found out while at sea and the two of them dealing with that together. Nook+TentaBulge combo preferred, with Psii having dual bulges! I ship them Red, with psii being a sass master.

Requested by: Dogslug

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Orphaner Dualscar/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Pitch or flush either one are great for these two, though I have a fondness for them vacillating between the two. I love damn near any theme or setting for these two, but if a nudge is needed I'm super fond of settings where Psii somehow ends up being Dualscar's annoying Helmsman (bc AU shenanigans).

Requested by: Dogslug

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Either pale or flush for these two, but again I'm also a fan of quadrant-smearing. Also again, I'm a fan of lots of themes and settings for these two, but I'm most fond of them just being able to be safe and comfortable and happy together, no angst just good times.

Requested by: Dogslug

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Could be an established relationship or a one night stand deal with these two. I just love the idea of Cronus getting in over his head with Psii.

Requested by: RoxyPop

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • The Condesce/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

there are a couple scenarios id love here! A) something (probably an au) focusing on roxy being condys royal pet of sorts, with a focus on condy marking roxy as hers (with anything from clothes to piercings to tattoos to branding, feel free to get creative) and pampering her (and also fucking her) B) something more focused on breeding or pregnancy (or oviposition, if you prefer), perhaps the condesce using her to revive the troll race through a method a bit more creative than just making a new matriorb? condy does have a history of genetic engineering, so perhaps she cooks something up to make roxy more receptive, or something of that sort. this one will probably be either an au or some kind of canon bad end or something, but im open to a lot of ideas! im also a huge fan of the condesce being absurdly tall, so feel free to go nuts there. if any penetration is happening, id prefer it if condy was the one doing the penetrating, and roxy receiving! noncon is 100% optional

Requested by: RoxyPop

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

there is a criminally small amount of good smut involving calliope and roxy, so i want to make some more of it a reality! in general im a fan of calliope just being fucking enormous in comparison to humans when shes fully grown, and id love to play with that a bit--the more weird and monstrous your xeno headcanons are for this one, the better!!! im not especially picky here, as long as they love each other and calliope is stuffing roxy full of massive xenodick. i do love breeding and impregnation, so if you want to play with that a bit, please feel free!!

Requested by: RoxyPop

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

this request is perhaps a bit angsty, but id love something with post canon rose and roxy dealing with their respective emotions regarding their moms by fucking it out! id like there to be a decent amount of emotional depth to this one if possible, with both of them dealing with their feelings in weird probably overly sexual ways. im also a fan of any and all trans headcanons, so feel free to include those!

Requested by: RoxyPop

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

look, we all know rose is an alien fucker, and i find the idea that trolls are just humans with horns and gray skin and tentacle dicks personally offensive. i want any and every fucked up, weird, maybe even a little kinda gross xenobiological headcanon u can throw at kanaya and make stick! go nuts. make her a literal insect? all good. make her lay eggs? sexy. multiple sets of limbs? massive, barbed and, segmented xenodick? multiple rows of teeth? 8 inch prehensile tongue? nictating membranes? mind--controlling aphrodisiac pheromones? mind-controlling aphrodisiac *venom*? yes, yes, yes, a million times yes. just fuck me up with those sexy aliens my dude.

Requested by: RoxyPop

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

some good old fashioned homecuck, except with lesbians! so many lesbians. vriska butts into kanaya and roses marriage and decides to do some homewrecking with her massive 8-inch alien dick. pretty much any non-racist ntr or cuck tropes are allowed here, and vriska can go for either one of the duo, or both! no threesomes, though--somebodys gotta be the third wheel watching pitifully from the sidelines as their paramour enjoys (or doesnt enjoy) getting ravished by another woman! noncon isnt necessary here, but it is optional!

Requested by: RoxyPop

  • Jade Harley
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

more breeding and impreg stuff, because of *course* theres more breeding and impreg stuff. this time its jade, knocking up your choice of the lalondes!! everybody knows jade exudes big dick energy, but whether shes rocking a human set or more canine equipment ill leave up to you, as long as shes using it to pump a lalonde full of puppies. ill be flexible with this and say that you can write either the act of knocking up itself, or sex between jade and an already pregnant lalonde! id love for this to get shippy, or else you could make jade grimbark and play with that. noncon is optional if you choose to do grimbark!jade!

Requested by: carnivorousBelvedere

  • Dave Strider
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

concept: Dave and Karkat are in a pitch relationship, but Dave is actually flush for Karkat. Dave confesses that he loves not hates Karkat while they are in the middle of pailing and tries to actually make love to him not just pitch fucking

OR

ABO universe fic, alpha dave/omega karkat, or also alpha-alpha dave/omega karkat (basically rich alpha dave)

OR

stockholm syndrome fic

OR non or dubcon concept

Requested by: carnivorousBelvedere

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

choose from: pool sex, drunk sex, camping sex, bondage sex, really any sex, candle wax, electrostim, rough sex

OR

Jake uses hope powers to make his ridiculous fantasies real with Dirk

Requested by: carnivorousBelvedere

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

roxy explores callie

Requested by: carnivorousBelvedere

  • John Egbert
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

john and terezi explore pitch

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

SolPsii is my OTP (as you know, bob) and I'll never be tired of it in any quadrant.

I usually prefer explicit stuff and was going to select that for rating, but I'm actually fine with a lot of different ratings on this one? Ultra-explicit is fine, paleporn is fine. A fondness for prickly arrogant nerds being vulnerable and intimate with each other is a big draw here, but that can mean anything from "xenoanatomical painplay with grody helmsman stuff" to "soft cuddly sickfic".

Sollux doesn't have to be any particular age other than "post-pubescent, not as old as Psiioniic."

I'm specifically into troll pseudocest relationships because they don't *have* human-style family relationships, so I'd prefer if human-style family relationships be left out of it.

No sadstuck, please - but I'm OK with graphic stuff. There will be more detailed info on my general preferences and kink and plot suggestions provided in a letter here:

http://tatterdemalionamberite.tumblr.com/tagged/drone-season-letter

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • Explicit
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Tavros Nitram
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Ok, so: I kink on sneezing (here's a bit of background info on that: http://tatterdemalionamberite.tumblr.com/post/56192044341/the-other-day-aewin-asked-me-whats-the-big-deal) and I feel like there's so much Good Potential for Tavros and Nepeta having a relationship in which he's allergic to her catlike attributes (using the headcanon that trolls take on some biological traits from, or share some biological traits with, their lusii.)

I am using canon-standard pronouns in this blurb but either of them can be nb if you prefer. I'm also fine with either or both of them being aro-/ace-spec, and forming relationships somewhat differently from their peers - it seems appropriate to their characters.

I prefer xeno for troll anatomy, but what kind of xeno is up to you.

You are welcome to add other characters if you wish.

Things I would love to see highlighted in such a fic: QUADRANT EMOTIONS! I headcanon that for trolls, because they have a concept of pity as a romantic emotion, being into whump stuff and caretaking is only considered mildly kinky - not really off-norm; the way that a little light bondage is regarded in human culture. Similarly, for blackrom, making your partner literally ill seems like an asset. So from a xenocultural perspective, it seems like Tavros' allergy would add to their chemistry.

No sadstuck, please.There will be more detailed info on my general preferences provided in a letter here:

http://tatterdemalionamberite.tumblr.com/tagged/drone-season-letter

Requested by: tatterdemalionAmberite

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor/Rose Lalonde/Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor/Rose Lalonde/Aradia Megido
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

OT4 electric boogaloo! With maybe some literal electricity from Sollux. The OT4 tag for this didn't exist so just assume that's what I meant.

Eldritch and xeno and spooky Tyrian shit and spooky grimdark shit, Aradia being gleeful and weird and bossy, Sollux and Rose being gleeful and weird and kinky, Feferi and Rose being monsterous, Aradia and Sollux being monsterfuckers. (OK, Rose is a switch on that level, being both monstery and monsterfuckery.) How is there not fic about this already?

I like dark shit but not sadstuck (a story where bad things happen to characters but they get it sorted out, or where they're dealing with bad shit that's happened in the past, is fine.) I selected 'Graphic depictions of violence' as a potential warning because I'm very willing to see weird things happen to bodies in this story (and others!) but I actually mean something more like "helm stuff and grimdark possession are fuckin cool if you're feeling ambitious".

Troll xeno is preferred (the exact anatomy is up to you) and Rose being super into it is a bonus.

There will be more detailed info on my general preferences and kink and plot suggestions provided in a letter here:

http://tatterdemalionamberite.tumblr.com/tagged/drone-season-letter

Requested by: GlassesBlu

  • Aradia Megido
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

I'm interested in some femDom

And here's some kinks that would be neat to see! Either can be the giver/receiver

- body worship
- orgasm torture/overstimulation
- one is clothed and the other isn't (at least at the start because I'm all for some great nudity)
- xeno! But no xeno is fine also
- light pet play?
- some kind of restraint (either via objects or psionics)?

- feel free to put fun banter (theyre both smart mouths) and other nonsex stuff
- bonus for NB sollux

- like whats the context in which they have sex? No sgrub AU? Them relaxing in the dream bubbles? Oooh or Sollux Aradia at different points in time, pre death, ghost, robot, god tier (sollux's life timeline is more confusing haha)

- and how they feel toward each at those points of time and the sexual trysts if any

not really interested in
- piss or scat

Requested by: GlassesBlu

  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

I'm interested in some Trolls grabbin up humans for sexual use. I'm into the trolls not really regarding these other species as actual people, and mostly use them as sex toys/ pets/slaves that are high maintenance

Also interested in emotional manipulation/abuse

Some things that i think would be neat to see!

- You can include other troll girls
- you may include the other human girls (Jade, Jane)
- interested in xeno biology (whole body not just genitals)
- humiliation
- undesired sexual pleasure and unwanted orgasms
- gangbang?
- mild mind control?
- using humans as pails?
- trolls using humans for breeding?

Feel free to do explaining and world building and such

 

not really interested in
- outright guro. Being cut/wounded etc is fine
- intense torture
- piss/scat

Requested by: GlassesBlu

  • Crowbar (Homestuck)
  • Die (Homestuck)
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Crowbar/Die (Homestuck)
  • Any Rating

- y'all don't have to focus on genitals here haha
- I'm more into the sexual emotion
- leprechaun flirting is like, dance. Is dance part of their sexual encounters as well? I am interested on your thoughts
- also, your thots on leprechaun charms and how it affects relationships/sex
- Also theyre switch but Die is more top than Crowbar thanks for coming to my ted talk

But all that smutty shit aside I love these two and I understand that there's very little canon of intermission characters so here's where I usually go for
- Die is a stubborn asshat who does what he wants, communication issues
- Crowbar just wants work to get the fuck done and he likes his privacy

Otherwise, play with their characters I'm interested in seeing what you got!

- Big Bonus for enemies to friends to lovers Because Honestly! That's my shit

Requested by: GlassesBlu

  • Aradia Megido
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor/Aradia Megido/Terezi Pyrope/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

For these folks i want their awkward teen years. (Feel free to humanstuck)

Awkward pining, rascally banter, stupid bickering, deep love for your idiot best friend, youths who don't know how to fuck other people, who don't know themselves
Do they have a shit home life or shit school life? Honestly I'm just really into youths trying to figure themselves out
 

Or

Space AU.
Can be like space soldiers with fear and desperation and casual interaction laced with impending dread or like Wolf 359 with loneliness and being cooped up with these other people on this big empty space station orbiting a star
What is it like when you only have these select fools to communicate with everyday as you are stuck in space
 

For all of these I'm also very interested on the smaller unit relationships, I'm all for complex relaionships within a Poly group

Also not really the focus but bonus points for trans headcanons
Here's mine - Karkat (afab), NB Sollux, Terezi (amab)

Requested by: GlassesBlu

  • Diamonds Droog
  • Spades Slick
  • Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

Tbh I'm super into stabdads so that's the setting I want heheh

I'm extremely fond of the trope of shithole characters having to live the domestic reform life (do you know way of the house husband? Kinda Like that).

They're fools, absolute bastards, they love their kids, and they also find time to bone.

Things you could write in of you want?

- powerplay
- aggression
- they stop Cause they annoyed each other too much
- cockblock situations
- bastard teasing
- not so much knifeplay but knife threats because slick wants to fucking fight
- tbh I love trans Slick
- ... ace Slick because sex is not the goal he just wants to fight and fighting is his turn on thanks for coming to my ted talk
- classy things cause droog is the kinkier bastard who lives to fuck and he is classy

Requested by: OhGeesE

  • Gamzee Makara
  • Tavros Nitram
  • Gamzee Makara/Tavros Nitram
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Just don't go very violent. PB&J is my "fluff" ship. Gentle smut is nice ;) playful sex, humor, toys, attentive aftercare and the likes.
AU's welcome. Tentabulge and being came in is encouraged in all requests. Dom gamzee

Requested by: OhGeesE

  • Grand Highblood
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Grand Highblood/The Summoner
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Blackrom. Have as much fun as you want be it violent or angsty or whatever (Just not over gorey like severed body parts and guts. Blood and violence is ok) chains, suspension, primal prey, shit/dirty talk are all fair game. no scat, sickplay, vore, death in any of these please.

Requested by: OhGeesE

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Grand Highblood
  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Mituna Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating

Ok so I have a size difference kink and either of these two ancestors with any other smaller male beta or alpha troll would be nice. no scat, sickplay, vore, death in any of these please.

Requested by: CassandraOOC

  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

These are my top three otps. If you want a prompt, perhaps they're all at Rose and Kanaya's wedding, and the romance and stuff going on leading Dave, Karkat, Dirk and Jake to discuss their own future plans etc.
If you want more explicit, it could be night if vignettes, but definitely a focus on romance (with all the mess and misunderstandings and vacillation that might include!)
Bonus for all the pairings getting equal attentions!

Requested by: CassandraOOC

  • Gamzee Makara & Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider & Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal & Davesprite
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I hope this properly denotes pale stuff! These are an assortment of some of my favorite pale pairings and there is a lot of things to address for all of them. Pretty open ended I guess?

Requested by: CassandraOOC

  • John Egbert/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Character
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

For a prompt, I've always headcanoned that Dave's first crush on a boy was John, and we all know Karkat had a massive hate boner for him. This could add a lot to Dave's 'we should have rapoed about this' comment towards the end.
So, anything dealing with that I suppose? Then discussing that, or integrating John into their relationship, or taking about it after the three are all together?
Additionally possibly some of John coming to terms with the fact that things he accepted about his and other people's sexuality not as true as he had assumed based on conditioning etc.

Requested by: botgal

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Kankri agrees to be on the receiving end of his matesprits' kinks. Latula's involves a lot of rope, Mituna's has psionics.

Requested by: botgal

  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • Kankri Vantas
  • The Condesce/Kankri Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Dub-cony stuff kinda. The Condesce stumbles upon Kankri in heat in the Dream Bubbles. He's reluctant to have anything to do with her, but gives in when he can't withstand his heat anymore. Condy's feeling a bit of flushed-pitch vacillation for him since he seems so much like the Signless.

Requested by: botgal

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Horrorterrors
  • Rose Lalonde/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Karkat gets fucked by both his occult-obsessed matesprit, and her associated menagerie of horrorterror creatures.

Requested by: botgal

  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • Grand Highblood
  • The Disciple/Grand Highblood
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Blackrom between the Disciple and the Grand Highblood. She thinks she can take his whole bulge, and he thinks he can prove her wrong.

Requested by: botgal

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Spinneret Mindfang
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora/Spinneret Mindfang
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Vriska and Mindfang have a disagreement about which of them can make a partner cum faster. They end up roping Eridan into it so they can compete and prove which of them is the winner.

Requested by: JE_Lea

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Rape/Non-Con

Pitch and/or flush. BDSM (no gore/vore/watersports/scat).

Requested by: JE_Lea

  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Davesprite
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Davesprite
  • Dirk Strider
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Dirk Strider
  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider/Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Any quad. Any stridercest pair/combo.

Requested by: Pearlybj

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

John helps out a pair of deadbeat strangers, two halves of a fallen angel- Dave and Rose. They desire/ like to steal kind souls like John’s and offer to repay him with pleasure.Sub/switch John.

Consider any and all prompts/requests/tags here as options or flexible guidelines. If I’m expecting a duck and get a platypus, I’ll be super excited and intrigued. If I’m expecting a duck and get a cute lil duck, I’ll love it 5ever. Favorite kinks are power dynamics, bratty shotas, and mind melds. (Some commonplace examples of mindmelds are Pacific rim, Soul Eater, and the Vulcans in Star Trek)

Requested by: Pearlybj

  • John Egbert
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/John Egbert
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Post apocalyptic, nearly everyone John has ever met is twisted beyond what’s recognizable as human. He often asks his AI friend Hal what the old world was like. On one occasion, Hal graphically describes love and sex for him. Asexual Hal?
Light hearted arguments between Hal & John are always gr8 as far as I’m concerned.

Requested by: Pearlybj

  • John Egbert
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/John Egbert
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con
  • Underage

Dave is one of a number of folk resisting the Condie's global takeover. His movies are a lot more well known than his name or face. For his most recent quest, Rose sends him to fill an open spot as a hibachi-style chef for the condie’s heir & poster boy John Crocker.
His goal is to get information & pictures for Rose. Bratty sub John. Dave fucks John when he knows the Condie is watching.
<3<

Requested by: Pearlybj

  • Jane Crocker
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker/Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Rape/Non-Con

The setting is a little darker. Rose is a rebel & Jane is an interrogator that’s a little more power hungry than fiery. When Lalonde is caught, she proves to be stubborn. Her interrogator uses alternating pain and sexual gratification to attempt to weaken Rose’s resolve.

Requested by: Pearlybj

  • Jane Crocker
  • Dave Strider
  • Jane Crocker/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Put that dave uniform crocker corp outfit to use. Give me dave as her right hand assassin, mindcontrolled or otherwise.
And they fuck. Maybe he failed his mission to get her little brother to come home? Dave needs to be punished.
Maybe there's something he's not telling her, so she coaxes the info outta him.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Mituna Captor
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

We know that Mituna sacrificed his powers to save something or someone, but we have no idea how or why. I'm a terrible person, and I want a work that revolves around this in some way. To remain art-friendly in case that's your thing, my only "really want to see" items here are A) Mituna as a helmsman, and B) some sort of explicit sexual act or exposure. Any other participants (and whether Kurloz is present) are completely up to you.

Noncon/dubcon, mind control, violence, detailed body horror, gore, incest (if applicable), etc. is perfectly okay. I do ask that you don't do genderbends. Trans characters are great, I'm absolutely okay seeing trans Dave with a vagina, but not a female-IDing Dave. Keep them nonbinary or the gender they ID as in the comic, please!

This applies to my other requests too - I'm up for anything but scat or relations with anyone under 16/17ish. Throw in any kinks or guilty pleasures that you enjoy, as well. An A++ exchange like this deserves an A++ time for creators!

Requested by: Aewin

  • The Signless | The Sufferer
  • The Dolorosa (Homestuck)
  • The Dolorosa/The Signless | The Sufferer
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

Signless/Dolorosa mommy kink, please! Well, maybe better phrased as mentor kink, but that's the general idea. Set some point in the timeline where he's of-age. Maybe he hasn't met Psii/Disc. yet or the group is split up for some reason at the moment (split up to hide, getting errands, etc.), or maybe they're even watching/participating. It's all good.

Ideas: lactation/oviposition as troll breeding 'fallbacks' for when drones aren't available (either mutants or jadebloods are the only ones with that feature), cum inflation, knotting as an added intimacy measure...or even just vanilla! Whatever else is in there, I'd like to see some nook-eating going on. Never enough nook love.

Requested by: Aewin

  • Dirk Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Dirk Strider
  • Jake English/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

This one is probably more suited to a fic, but if you have another way to implement it that's fine too!

For (contrived reason here, or an AU), Dirk is able to meet Alpha Dave. Whether it's a one-night stand or more of a lead-in time, it ends up with them fucking. The drama here is that Dirk is cheating on Jake to do it. WHOOPS. Whether you want to show the relationship effects (whatever you may headcanon them to be) here is up to you, I mostly just want Dirk mentally warring between the desire for his brother and the fact that he's cheating - and losing to the desire. If Jake and Dirk have sex, or Dirk masturbates, I kink of want him to picture Alpha Dave too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Requested by: Aewin

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Roxy Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Polyamorous Roxy has a breeding kink, and several years after the game is over she finally decides to indulge in it. To really fulfill it, though, she doesn't want to know who the other parent is. Her partner Sollux isn't exactly capable of impregnating a human - but he wants to help anyways. Dave wouldn't mind being the dad (even if it's a little weird since she's his mom), but he is all about fulfilling her fantasies especially since he's got a chance at being the winner anyways. Cue Sollux and Dave organizing a human gangbang to fill 'er up. (Trolls welcome, but they probably wouldn't come inside her pussy since it'd dilute the human sperm.) Whatever humans you want (trans girls/nonbinary peeps are fine as long as they're comfortable with it). Dirk could even bring in a turkey baster for all I care, haha. (Though I don't mind if he participates more, ah. Traditionally.)

As an option if you're comfortable implementing it, she could want to be drugged (whether just out of it or entirely unconscious) at the time to add to the "who is it?" factor. If she's conscious, some dirty talk about her whoring herself out for a baby is a-okay, just don't go full-on physical degradation in terms of hitting, spitting, etc.

Requested by: CriminalCryptid

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

perhaps a solo boy....... touchin himself to thoughts another boy, or maybe to thoughts of eggs or tentacles or smth,, nasty little man

Requested by: CriminalCryptid

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

these boys, any arrangement you want (a group of two or three or even all four, I ship them any which way so have fun), maybe figuring out sex together? perhaps mutual masturbation? maybe one of them is stressed and needs a boyfriend or two or three to bang his worries away? have fun with it

Requested by: CriminalCryptid

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

another solo boy...... he's thinkin abt his best friend (or quadrant?) and wishing he could have a more partnered project than his self love

Requested by: CriminalCryptid

  • Kankri Vantas
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

tbh I've been thinking about soulmate aus recently and specifically these three working out a relationship. maybe they're all soulmates, maybe just two of them are soulmates but they welcome the third in anyway, whatever. choose whatever soulmate au you like, I'm not super picky there

Requested by: CriminalCryptid

  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Aradia Megido
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

some girls this time. they're just having a good time together, outdoors or in, roleplaying or not, whatever. just some ladies enjoying their time together ;)

Requested by: addy_is_not_a_laddy

  • Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • The Dolorosa (Homestuck)
  • The Dolorosa/Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

It was never a question of if they would meet, or when, but how much it would hurt when it ended.

Requested by: addy_is_not_a_laddy

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Feferi Peixes
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Every empress needs a knife in the dark. Nepeta prefers to be a knife in the light sometimes, though. Feferi is glad to be able to accomodate, and let some light shine on the process of running an empire at the same time.

Requested by: addy_is_not_a_laddy

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

It takes a judicious bit of game-manipulation and maybe some maggyyks to arrange, but Calliope is more than glad for the fact that it works. She's been wanting to touch her girlfriend for a long time, and the fact that she finally can might just be the best thing ever.

Requested by: addy_is_not_a_laddy

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Vriska Serket
  • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

See the song "kiss with a fist" by Florence + The Machine. Terezi and Vriska clash off each other like flint, sparks inevitably fly, and even more inevitably start fires they cannot control.

Requested by: Rema

  • Cronus Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I love Cronus and Kankri, and I love when they are absolutely terrible to each other. Please make this horrible in whichever way you see best. Any quadrant is fine.

Requested by: Rema

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • Any Warning

I'd really like to see some cherub xeno that got into just how xeno the cherubs are, 1AU rainbow snakes and all.

Requested by: Rema

  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Terezi Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

just sollux and terezi, bonding about the weight of expectations, and difficulties of planning, and snark.

Requested by: Rema

  • The Condesce (Homestuck)
  • The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • The Condesce/The Psiioniic | The Helmsman
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Messed up helmsman abusive biohorror blackrom

Requested by: Rema

  • Spades Slick
  • Diamonds Droog
  • Clubs Deuce
  • Hearts Boxcars
  • Snowman (Homestuck)
  • Spades Slick/Snowman
  • Diamonds Droog/Spades Slick
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Honestly I'd love anything around the intermission characters. Especially if it's written in stereotypical noir style.

Requested by: auxanges

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

my crutch is what erivris could have been......there is a lot here but i would love to see how far they would go to push each other to their limits, Because Of Who They Are As People. painplay is a yes. weapons are a yes. gills are a very yes. as eminem once said lose urself in the music the moment you want it u better never let it g

Requested by: auxanges

  • Orphaner Dualscar
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Cronus Ampora
  • Cronus Ampora/Orphaner Dualscar
  • Cronus Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Orphaner Dualscar/Kankri Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I......can explain. I can't explain
just kidding yes i can. show me two sides of cronus ampora approaching an iteration of the signless heretic however u desire!!! maybe theyre a little into it. maybe they fuckin hate it. maybe they hate it so much theyre a little into it. im not your mother

Requested by: auxanges

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

ddddddddddanger sex (blows multiple airhorns)
show me desperate angery blackrom boys. canon compliance, lands, rebellionstuck are all fair game. gags are encouraged. rough sex encouraged. gills are again encouraged. psionics encouraged. i am your hype man for all eternity with purple and yellow pompoms, crying

Requested by: bellmandi86

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Redrom focused ♥️

Requested by: bellmandi86

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Vriska Serket
  • Eridan Ampora/Vriska Serket
  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Blackrom focused ♠️

Requested by: bellmandi86

  • Eridan Ampora
  • Kankri Vantas
  • Eridan Ampora/Kankri Vantas
  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Palerom focused ♦️

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Mituna Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Mituna Captor/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

So.... foursome between a Karkat, another Karkat from an alternate dimension, a Sollux, and a Mituna? (It wouldn't let me put Karkat in the tags twice.) In the bubbles or something? I don't really care what the justification is: I'm looking for play on everyone's canon kinks. The Captor thing for twos, Karkat's canon selfcest and voyeurism/exhibitionism kink, his potentially sexual self hatred and maybe taking that out on each other a little bit. Ideally, as I am a SLUT FOR SOLKAT, I'd love for Sollux to be like the serious boyfriend/partner of one of the Karkats. Any and all quads are fine (I feel like theyre very vaccilatey/blurry anyway?) but if the Karkat/Karkat is leaning black it'd be cool for that to lean red. Who even KNOWS why Mituna is there. Did he just wander in and he was invited? Is he the other Karkat's actual kismesis? Everyone can make out. Totally cool with quadrant flipping/blurring within fic, if it goes that way, and I'm into xenobiology for trolls for sure.

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Jade Harley
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Auto-Responder | Lil Hal/Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas

(they wouldn't let me put this in the relationships bar because it is not canonical)

Auto-Responder has just gotten shoved into a real human people body when everyone came out in Earth C/post-game whatever, and it is HELLA sensitive and touch starved because as far as the body is aware it has never been touched. Karkat helps him out, maybe with desperation kink? Jade also helps him out, maybe? I dunno, that might be a good dynamic and I like.... Jade. I also love the desperate culmination of a lot of pining.

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Sollux Captor/Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

Okay so, Solkat is my otp, and I think it is extra enhanced by the addition of Dave who would be so good with them. I love them because I'm a huge sucker for best friends falling in love as a trope, and I also just really think they're good together in any or all quads. They'd take good care of each other, in my opinion. They're all caring and self-sacrificing and worriers who aren't as good to themselves as they are to other people, and they all put up fronts to try and act like they don't care as much as they do. I am big into xenobiology, so if that could be included I'd dig that a lot, and I do like psionic play and shifting power dynamics! I'd love to see something about them kind of working with each other and doing things they know the other one loves, with the implication of past negotiation. A little dom/sub would be great too. Maybe overstimulation? Maybe two of them working together to wreck the other, be it because of stress relief or to get him out of his head or to help take his mind of something? I also really dig the idea of whining, begging, shivering boy (sparking, if Sollux.)

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Dirk Strider
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Sollux Captor
  • Dave Strider
  • Davesprite
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

I just think Dirk needs to get wrecked, tbh. The basic prompt here is Dirk has many boyfriends (the above characters are just possible suggestion for Dirk boyfriends, you can do what you think works mostly!), or maybe just a few boyfriends and some very good friends (though for sure more than one boyfriend). Every once in a while, when he's taken the world on his shoulders too hard and is wound up tense and snappy, they pick a night without telling him which one it'll be and tie him up and blindfold him (with a nonverbal safeword, of course) and just fuck it outta him. If troll characters, ideally some xeno happening. Begging, BDSM as a method of relaxation/getting out of your head, all that good stuff. And then also after they take care of him obviously I am not a monster give the boy some water.

Requested by: muchlessvermillion

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Eridan Ampora
  • Sollux Captor
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Any Rating

Eridan Ampora/Sollux Captor/Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes/Karkat Vantas

(they wouldn't let me put this in the relationships bar because it is not canonical)

I dunno, I just think this could be a very cute relationship and turn into a sexy dynamic. I'm always down for some dommy Jade, probably some dommy Feferi. Karkat and Sollux as both switchy, maybe. Xeno stuff, and dirty talk, and maybe some bondage. All very safe sane consensual prenegotiated maybe some sweet soft aftercare once the fucking's done.

IDEALLY? THEY WRECK ERIDAN'S SHIT A LITTLE BIT. I like it when someone gets a lil wrecked.

Requested by: forkidcest

  • Dave Strider
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • Terezi Pyrope/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • Underage

Dave gets to experience something new and completely overwhelming. Play up the xeno- you can use the popular fanon troll junk or something else, as long as it's significantly alien. I tagged underage for this because I want a relatively inexperienced Dave, it doesn't have to be the first time he & Terezi have fooled around, but some aspect of what they're doing should be brand new.

Optional: Add Karkat or Gamzee--get another of Terezi's quadrants in on the action and have two trolls team up and/or compete in wrecking Dave.

Requested by: forkidcest

  • Dirk Strider
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Dirk Strider/Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

This one is a bit more specific.

Post-canon, merged sprites are unmerged, but retain the memories of being a single entity. So Equius has complicated feelings for Dirk, and an awareness of their many... common interests, and AR has encyclopedic knowledge of both his and Dirk's significantly overlapping sets of kinks, having been, in a sense, both of them.

AR can be shades or an autonomous program or a robot, whatever. Maybe Dirk and Equius are collaborating on building a body for him. The main thing I'm looking for is:
(1) the two of them being totally into each other, conflicted about it, and absolutely determined to keep it under wraps, while AR delights in horribly embarrassing and flustering them by telling them- individually- all about what the other likes or wants or has fantasized about.
(2) escalation from AR getting off on messing with them to getting off on watching them fuck and directing the action, maybe telling both of them what to do, but definitely giving Equius detailed instructions on how to wreck Dirk in a way he'll absolutely love.

Requested by: forkidcest

  • Dave Strider
  • Jade Harley
  • Dave Strider/Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I'd love to see Dave making out with himself as a joke or a prank or to tease/flirt with someone else, and being taken aback by how much he likes it. Or maybe he takes some convincing, but the other party eggs him on...

Any two Daves will do- two of the same dude at different points in a time loop, or different iterations in the dream bubbles, or Dave and Davesprite if you like. (More than two Daves is also acceptable! Though the logistics do get harder the more bodies you add, especially if you're using time travel. I know this from experience.) I'd love to see at least one Dave being really out of his depth and embarrassed at first, before letting go and accepting that he's totally into it. If you want to get the other person in on the sex after a bit go for it, but I'd like the Dave on Dave action to be the initial focus.

My first idea was that the whole point of this was to hit on Jade, but instead of jumping at the chance to be the filling in a Dave sandwich, she wants to watch him go to town on himself. It doesn't have to be Jade, though. Maybe he was trying to mess with John, but instead of being weirded out he dared him to go further. Or you could merge this with one of my other prompts, if you wanted to combine Davecest with Daverezi xeno or domme Rose I sure as heck wouldn't complain!

(I didn't tag this request as underage because it doesn't necessarily have to be, but I'd be perfectly happy with the characters being depicted as under 18- in any of my requests, actually, but this scenario seems particularly suited to dumb teens, I think.)

Requested by: forkidcest

  • Dave Strider
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Blackrom, please! I love the possibilities of Dave & Gamzee in spades. I mean, let's be real here, Dave is a huge blackflirt even if (maybe especially if) he doesn't fully understand the romantic implications. Don't make it too dark--it's fine (and probably more believable) if their kismesissitude isn't totally stable/functional/healthy, but I'd like to see it end up with both of them okay and enjoying what they've got going on.

Requested by: forkidcest

  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Whatever you'd like to do with these two, as long as Rose is the one in charge. :) I tagged the ship as regular edition Rose/Dave, but I'd be fine with their alpha universe counterparts instead if you want to go that route.

Requested by: forkidcest

  • John Egbert
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope
  • John Egbert/Roxy Lalonde
  • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
  • Roxy Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

I loved the John/Roxy and John/Terezi flirting in canon, and now that the game is won, I want to see these three having silly, sexy, quadrant-smearing fun, possibly (okay, probably) involving pranks of some sort. Can John hold his own if his girlfriends join forces? I don't know, Roxy and Terezi would make a hell of a team....

Requested by: HorseSteppin

  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Horuss Zahhak
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Simply put, I want a Horuss/Rufioh fic that doesn't make me big sad and where they're actually the focus! I would love to see them actually for real talk about their issues, both personal and relationship wise (maybe with a mediator if you feel it necessary). Make-up sex would be great, but you could forego the sex entirely and I'd still be happy.

Requested by: HorseSteppin

  • Dave's Bro | Beta Dirk Strider
  • Doc Scratch
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Don't care how, don't care why, but Bro and Doc Scratch are fuckin'. My only caveat is Doc Scratch must be the puppet man he is in canon - otherwise, go nuts. Bonus points for involving other Felt members, in one way or another, but not necessary.

Requested by: HorseSteppin

  • Equius Zahhak
  • Gamzee Makara
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

This one is a bit of a free-for-all, so long as everyone is 18+; I just want more Gamquius in my life. Other than that, you mostly have free rein! However, I do have a preference for them in a pitch quadrant, or vacillating. Feel free to be as fluffy or as dark as you wish.

Requested by: HorseSteppin

  • Grand Highblood
  • Darkleer (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Another pretty open ended one! I'm cool with most everything for this, although I prefer them pitch or vacillating, and I was always interested in the concept of GHB finding Darkleer post-banishment. However, feel free to take this wherever you wish! If things turn violent, that's okay too, though not strictly necessary if you ain't feeling it.

Requested by: Regina_Writes

  • Feferi Peixes
  • Sollux Captor
  • Sollux Captor/Feferi Peixes
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The beta trolls are possessed with the spirits of their counterparts. Feferi is possessed by the Condy (or meenah if you prefer) and is suddenly Very interested in the propagation of her species ;)

Requested by: Regina_Writes

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rose and Kanaya go on their honeymoon and have married sex for the first time. Or just honeymoon sex if you prefer.

Requested by: Regina_Writes

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker
  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Jane Crocker/Jake English/Roxy Lalonde/Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

The alpha kids eventually grow out of bieng messy bitches (overtly). They grow in to being borderline codependent.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Damara Megido
  • Gamzee Makara
  • Gamzee Makara/Damara Megido
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

gamzee and damara are two sides of the same coin. manipulated, abused, seen as monsters for lashing out to try to recapture some semblance of control of their lives. they are both tragic in their own ways, neither of them get any kind of a break, ever. they could both be interpreted as abusive. they were both ostracized by their social circles and used as pawns by lord english. they have a LOT of issues, and both cope in their own ways.

damara is a world class nihilist, and pretty chill about and ready for the end of all things. it makes making attachments hard. gamzee is rarely himself, but when he is, he just wants to be left to his own devices.

they end up drawn to each other (red or pale or some smeary mixture of both). damara doesnt even like the idea of caring about someone anymore, but gamzee is so stupid and endearing. gamzee thinks damara is tough and cool, but has grown wary. they want to connect, but they dont know how.

they have a quiet moment together, that is emotionally charged. something happens! or something almost happens. damara thinks about the curve of gamzee's cheek in her hand. gamzee thinks about the slope of her neck when it's hanging down and she's halfway through a smoke.

idc what universe i just kind of want some weird mutual pining. a maybe-romantic something. 'they care strongly for each other, but is it enough to be worth pursuing in light of their respective pasts' kind of thing

mutual longing, and pining, you know? resolved or not

idk why i wrote this like that

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Karkat Vantas
  • The Summoner/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Rating

political/arranged marriage, or some kind of troll version of that. mutual pining, bc each thinks the other couldnt possibly be interested in him

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Damara Megido
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

they get high together and optionally fool around
no angst, just damara having some good clean fun and being genuinely happy for once, and meulin being down to clown. would prefer for damara not to be that into kink (she talks a big game, but it's 100% talk, and she likes soft, gentle stuff, and thinks its silly for anyone to question that)

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor
  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Mituna Captor/Latula Pyrope
  • Mituna Captor/Rufioh Nitram
  • Rufioh Nitram/Latula Pyrope
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

mituna and latula party hardy w/a friend
a threesome with a fly boy

post accident mitula, hold the mothering. they have a cute friend over for video and/or board games and lots of snacks whom they later invite him to fool around-- they can play it off as a joke if their friend says no.

rufioh super enjoys himself, and so does mitula. fwb ftw!

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Rufioh Nitram
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Rufioh Nitram
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Any Rating

they bond over being the hottest trolls in their friend group and how hard it can be. porrim thinks rufioh is a little bit of a fuckboy but wants to have a night with him anyway. include bloodplay/her drinking from him if it's a troll verse, and she's a rainbow drinker!

maybe they go hang out at a bar and have a competition that's mainly both of them trying to pick someone else up. maybe it's a tradition. maybe neither of them wins so they go back home together, or maybe they both win and take number 3 home together.

Requested by: certainlyAmbiguous

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Aradia Megido
  • Damara Megido
  • Rose Lalonde/Aradia Megido
  • Rose Lalonde/Damara Megido
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Any Rating

rose finds herself possessed. she goes to one or both of the megidos for help. probably humanstuck? maybe not. she gets exorcised. maybe it's a sexy exorcism (if it is, only one of the megidos pls, probably aradia). otherwise just something spooky and cool. gore is fine, and angst is fine, but i prefer for rose to come out the other side mostly intact. if she DOES die, pls let her be aradias cool ghost friend or gf anyway. high pref for pocstuck (in all my requests that involve humans, really)

featuring rose barfing black ink or smth and aradia being like 'lol'

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Meulin Leijon/Damara Megido
  • Meulin Leijon/Porrim Maryam
  • Porrim Maryam/Damara Megido
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I love these characters together. Any and all combinations. I ran out of space to do all three in one ship. They're great. Are they smoking weed and reading yuri manga? Are they trying to convince someone to get away from a guy crush? Are they just having sex? Whatever.

Prefer low amounts of angst though. No tragic stuff in my drone season please.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Dave Strider
  • Nepeta Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

The OTP. I love these two. Are they at a furry con together? Are they in a band? Did they split apart after being a sprite and remember everything and now they have a weird bond (and also know each other's kinks)? Nepeta can definitely physically lift Dave. Just saying.

They're fun characters who deserve happiness. Feel free to get some role play going.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Jade Harley
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Jade Harley/Feferi Peixes
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I love these two together so much. The way I see them is frankly they don't even particularly like each other but wind up together. They find each other attractive. Things happen. Maybe feelings blossom. But really it is probably somewhere between hatesex and 'eh might as well!'

It's okay to get bitey and scratchy and whatever else here. But like not to an extreme amount please. But I love these bright energetic happy girls with mean streaks.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Oh here's a hateship. They are gonna get into a passive-aggressive off, then an aggressive-aggressive off. And then bang. It's written in the stars and Light players definitely know it. Maybe they run into each other after a while. Maybe they're competing for a head spot in a college club. Maybe Vriska seeks therapy and gets stuck with Rose. Who knows.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Latula Pyrope
  • Roxy Lalonde/Latula Pyrope
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

GAME GRLZ. I wanna see them having fun and playing games. Strip Mario Kart. Fighting game bets that get out of hand. Bring in some other girls too. Just a fun party setting, video games, drinking(?), and everyone having a blast together. I love them. Let them have a good time.

Requested by: buttmaster

  • Jane Crocker
  • Aradia Megido
  • Jane Crocker/Aradia Megido
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Who's up for adventure? I would love for cave exploring Aradia Megido and private detective Jane Crocker to go on some kind of action adventure. With some extra adventurous action. WINK. I don't know. I don't have much for this. I just think it sounds fun and if you pick it I'd love to see what you do with it!

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Dave Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

A couple possibilities:

Rose and Kanaya teaming up to dress Dave up in pretty things, tie him down, and convince him he is worthwhile and important and is allowed to feel good.

OR:
Kanaya reveling in having two Strilondes happy to provide her sustenance and...other needs, and taking pleasure in their similarities and differences.

For either, please no impact play for Dave, he's had enough of that in his life.

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Kanaya Maryam
  • Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
  • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
  • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Kanaya♥Rose♠Vriska♥/♠Kanaya

Rose receiving attention from her matesprit and kismesis simultaneously, and wow, that is a lot of tentacles, like that's just too many tentacles.

Hahaha, who is she kidding she is very okay with this many tentacles.

(AKA: Give me - and Rose - all of your headcanons about tentabulges and how they would actually work. I am very much here for troll xenobiology)

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Rose and Roxy desperately seek validation from one another. Rose has a gifted tongue in more ways than one. Also, both Lalondes are loud in bed and nothing can convince me otherwise.

Requested by: masswisteria

  • Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
  • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider/Roxy's Mom | Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

There is no way these two last warriors against the Fishpocalypse didn’t bang. Maybe it was to blow off steam, maybe it was just the thrill of surviving a fight, maybe they were in love, or maybe it was just a desperate need to feel something good, human, and real.

Requested by: voidofbreath

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Jane Crocker/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Roxy plays matchmaker with Jane and finds her a big buff horse loving alien dude with a cool steampunk vibe. After a few great, creative, fun dates, Jane realizes she's fallen for this complete stallion of a guy and invites him over. Horuss is completely smitten as well. First kisses happen, but quickly it escalates into a frenzy of accidentally ripped clothes, a mutual exploration of foreign alien body parts, with Jane getting stretched out by a bulge larger than she thought she could take.

Requested by: voidofbreath

  • Horuss Zahhak
  • Meulin Leijon
  • Meulin Leijon/Horuss Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

After finally accepting his breakup with Rufioh, Horuss finds himself looking at his other relationship with Meulin. Were they even suitable pale partners? After spilling his guts to Meulin in a text based chat, instead of trying to interpret her mimes, he found out how much he'd gotten wrong. She didn't want him to appear to be happy, she wanted him to actually be happy. She comes over with a hefty supply of "nip" that she convinces him to smoke with her. For a while they text talk about their feelings while cuddling. After a while they ditch their texting devices, and Meulin starts gently kissing Horuss's face. Horuss not only allows this, but starts kissing her back. They gradually start getting heavy handed with each other until finally their doing it, they're making it happen.

No humanstuck please. Bulges and nooks on both characters.

Requested by: voidofbreath

  • Darkleer (Homestuck)
  • The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Darkleer/The Summoner (Homestuck)
  • Explicit
  • Major Character Death

After killing his matesprit, The Summoner shows up on Darkleer's doorstep, stained with Mindfang's blood, in distress. Once Darkleer figures out that this freak killed his moirail, he wants to lose it and kill the Summoner, but the sly man flutters just out of reach, and while he considers getting his bow and arrows, he lets the brownblood explain everything. She was already injured and dying, and she convinced him through telepathy to kill her to put her out of her misery. He was positive the choice was his own, that she didn't force him, only convinced him. Darkleer stood down. The two grieved together for several days and the Summoner felt a pang of something he never felt before, an uncoerced spark of flushed feelings. Without Mindfang alive any longer, he realized his feelings for her were largely telepathically coerced. The first time he touched Darkleer, the muscular troll melted into his hands, incredibly starved for touch. It wasn't hard to get Darkleer to pail with him, despite the grief they were both going through, it was what they both needed.

Requested by: Lavy

  • Karkat Vantas
  • Dave Strider
  • Dave Strider/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Established relationship/Weight Gain/Body Worship

Karkat has self esteem issues from gaining weight and doesn't believe Dave finds him attractive, Dave proves him wrong.

Can contain any side characters and any rating.

Requested by: Lavy

  • Jade Harley
  • Karkat Vantas
  • Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas
  • Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Jade finds a thirsty vampire and decides to keep it.

Karkat finds the only human who isn't interested in shoving a steak though his heart at first sight.

AU where Karkat is a vampire, any time period. Ideally should contain vampire make outs with an enthusiastic Jade and a horrified Karkat. Smut/Adult content welcome, not required.

Requested by: Lavy

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

Karkat and John coming home after a long trip, or going on a relaxing vacation together.

Requested by: Jakebot

  • Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Im a slut for dirkjake, at any point and time during their relationship. Id like to see anything from rushed first time during the game fuckery to kinky postgame shenanigans. As long as theyre both happy + feeling good ill 100% love it.

 

Also, heres some general stuff i like: Jake english. I see him as a switch (top/bottom/whatever he wants to feel good) & that one fucker who sees a monster in a movie and calls it hot, out loud, in front of people, because shame and dignity is for people who wouldnt fuck something that has *that* many teeth or tentacles or that happens to be *slimy* and utterly, utterly inhuman (read: hot as hell).

Also, kinbaku, toys, pitch/red vacillation and lovey dovey sappy stuff, hatefucking & rough sex, scratching/biting, hair pulling, praise kink & aftercare (give me that tender shit i will *pay you*), switching, foreplay, begging, overstimulation, orgasm delay/denial, food play, breathplay, edging, spanking, playfighting/wrestling & super enthusiastic consent, always.

Requested by: Jakebot

  • Brain Ghost Dirk Strider
  • Jake English
  • Dirk Strider
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Dirk & BGDirk going to town on jake or jake going to town on them, or all three in a mess of limbs and bullfuckery. I love love love brain ghost dirk. Make him feel good and ill give you everything i own, holy shit.

Requested by: Jakebot

  • Jake English
  • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Im a sucker for jakehal, especially the kind that vacillates from pitch to red and back again.

Hal as human, a sentient pair of shades or an android are all top notch. I love the idea of him enjoying riling jake up by sending him texts throughout the day, casually dirty talking him (if hes any good at it is up to you) and generally being 100% a bother at the most inconvenient times and jake flipping him off by being tender as fuck when hal wants him to go rough, *yesterday* for fucks sake get moving.

Over time i like the idea of them sort of falling into a rhytm where they dont always like each other but they dont *hate* the other party like they used to, and maybe theyre actually pretty decent sometimes and oh fuck hes kinda cute even if hes an insufferable idiot. I cant believe i have to fuck him.

Requested by: Jakebot

  • Jake English
  • Brobot
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Classic Jake fucks/is fucked by the robot his friend made for him. If you wanna include dirk here somewhere absolutely go for it, if not then jake getting hot and heavy with the brobot at any point during, after or before canon.

Requested by: Jakebot

  • Jake English
  • Equius Zahhak
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Jake english being fucked by a giant of a troll who has some... odd kinks (horses, man). Bonus point if equius ends up bottoming at some point & if theres petplay involved. My fanciest notebook for jake being 100% on fucking an alien.

Likes: scratching/biting, hair pulling, praise kink, equius as a service top/bottom, rough sex, kinbaku, toys & red/pitch vacillation.

Requested by: Jakebot

  • Jake English
  • Gcatavrosprite
  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply

Soft, clumsy jaketav where they both sort of fumble through their first time. It's awkward and wonderful and i just really love them, is what im saying.

Alternative; Jake is *very* into tavros being part cat (hell yeah sprites!) & practically begs him to fuck him.

Requested by: WolfFromMars

  • John Egbert
  • Dave Strider
  • Rose Lalonde
  • Jade Harley
  • John Egbert/Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Dave Strider
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Any Rating

I just want wholesome porn for these guys
Or like "wow I want that so bad and it would be so hot if it happened holy shit"
I love these kids and you can't go wrong with them, just don't tear them apart I'd cry

Requested by: WolfFromMars

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Angsty porn? We shouldn't be doing this shit? Hurt/comfort? Hit me up with that motherfucker

Requested by: WolfFromMars

  • John Egbert
  • Karkat Vantas
  • John Egbert/Karkat Vantas
  • Any Rating
  • Any Warning

Daddy!John and whoever else you'd like
Bonus point for xenobiology (whether it's John figuring out Karkat's junk or a troll au)