Requested by: cladoMasochist (ThePioden)
I just want something nice to happen to these poor sad disasters. And by 'something nice' I mean 'gratuitous cuddleporn'. I do not care what setting you want or the circumstances, but I want my big quadrant-smearing polypile OT3 to snuggle . Hurt-comfort, AU, dreambubble, post-coital, whatever, these three are going to hug.
(I am the world's biggest sucker for reunion-fic, either in dream-bubbles or in a world-reboot. Just fyi.)
Requested by: cladoMasochist (ThePioden)
Monsterstuck! Take your choice of Terrifying Sci-Fi Bug Aliens and swap them into Terrifying Fantasy/Sci-Fi Critters. Although I have a personal affinity for dragonstuck, I'd love to see some weird/out-there choices as well.
If you want to do something shippy, FOREVER BONUS for a monster/human or at least monster/non-monster combo.
Requested by: cladoMasochist (ThePioden)
Badass foursome save the world, all mack on each other. This one is going to be pretty vague, sorry about that! I just love the betakids!pile. Really, all I ask is no sadstuck on this one.
Requested by: Cephalopod
AR trollin'. I'd like him still in his glasses form if you please, being a royal goddamn pest on the internet. Details on the underwear he's not wearing, irritating flashgifs, longcats exceeding all previously-attained dimensions of long, terrible secrets of space, no meme is too outdated and no conversational entrapment tactic too contrived. If they've got access to the datasphere in some capacity, they're fair game. He'd sext Jadesprite, you know he would. He'd definitely sext the Mayor. Hit up ANY target or any number of targets.
Requested by: Cephalopod
Maplehoof's fantasy adventures with any or all of the many, MANY horse-themed characters in this canon. You know what'd be rad as nads? Maplehoof and Friends in a classic kids cartoon format--the kind with a simplified moral arc on a Troubling Issue Facing Today's Youth and a helpful summary of the message at the end and everyone laughing as the credits roll. JUST SAY NO TO DRUGS, KIDS.
...a cameo of Butt Stallion from Borderlands would be so great you don't even know. Totes optional though.
Requested by: Cephalopod
Dude works with robots. Dude LOVES robots. Dude has a contentious relationship with the Empire, and is intimately familiar with Imperial tech nonetheless--AR's shadesly chassis is troll hardware, after all. Maybe you're seeing what I'm seeing, huh? Distinct possibility that, faced with a looming Imperial death machine bristling with milspec hardware and armaments, he'd hack that shit for boning purposes? Eh? EH? Think about it. (and think about what the next one that showed up might do.)
Requested by: Cephalopod
Not really all that fussed about whether Dirk got on this ride of his own free will, you get me? As of this writing, we've never really been given a decent reason in canon why HIC wouldn't have casually rounded up the last of the humans and done with them whatever seemed like a good idea at the moment. Let the Imperial good times roll.
Roxy is more than welcome as well, as long as she hasn't been killed/tortured/forever-jailed to be permanently out of the picture. No fridging Roxy. I'd like to keep the focus on HIC and troll culture! Swing this as dark as you like, as long as it's not a happy fluffy functional thing. I could easily see her being possessive but distracted, outright cruel, inclined to experiment, etc.
Requested by: Cephalopod
I don't give half a damn I just want to see the weapon-grade awkwardness of the love between a grown ass man and a creepy ass puppet and I don't care what form that takes. Holy god, make it porn or make it a meet-cute clusterfuck or a soppy breakup-reunite-unnerve Dave with puppet underwear on the doorknob, IDEFK IDEFK FOREVER you cannot fail to delight me as long as there's some hint, somewhere, however deeply hidden, that this shit ain't right. I trust you.
Requested by: littletea
i wouldn't mind much, though i'd like a fluffy basic davekat (only au i like is humanstuck). maybe something about them on the meteor hanging out. i seriously dont care, as long as its davekat and adorable.
Requested by: littletea
i wouldn't mind much, though i'd like a fluffy basic dirkjohn (only au i like is humanstuck). i seriously dont care, as long as its dirkjohn and adorable. cuddling and cute kisses maybe?
Requested by: littletea
i never see dirkdave, so my request is that they hang out and have fun brotherly times at their apartment, basically a normal day in the strider's life or something
Requested by: DeepFriedArchangelGrace
I’m open to anything you feel inspired by, in either pale or flushed quadrant pairing, but I personally lean towards pale. If you want something a little more specific to work with, I adore college AUs and absurd amounts of PDA (platonic pda or otherwise). All of the bonus points if Lil’ Seb makes an appearance. Bonus points if Dirk teases/is miffed about Jane’s celebrity crush on Dirk’s older brother.
Requested by: kylobe
Something holiday themed with Dirk/Jake, disgustingly domestic and fluffy would be much appreciated. Bad sweaters is a must, I feel! Maybe it could be on the day itself and snuggling on the sofa and watching bad seasonal films.
Requested by: Thatoneguywhowrites
Anything! I'd be glad to have something for my birthday for a change.
Requested by: awespic
I'm pretty much going to be happy with whatever I get but I do want to point out that while I ship AraSol red, I ship SolRezi and KanKat pretty much exclusively pale. AraSol is definitely my favorite pairing but SolRezi is SUPER close. Anyway, like I said I'd be really excited to see what you have to come up with on your own so go ahead and do whatever pops into your head! But if you want a prompt I'm actually working on an AU with my friend where Sollux and Terezi are twins? And their lusus is this rad two-headed dragon, and Terezi is the "older" twin so she's always bringing that up, and they are basically sassy and adorable 24/7. It's hella cute. I'm also all about blind Sollux doing stuff and being a snarky piece of crap to everybody about his blindness so if you feel like incorporating that, go for it.
Requested by: KitCat74737
I marked all relationships, but I'm not a huge fan of GamRezi. If that's what you have your heart set on, then by all means make a piece that you will enjoy making, but, yeah, maybe consider another ship for your gift.
Requested by: Laylah
Give me a timeline where this blackrom worked. These two are arrogant, narcissistic douchebags who think the world of themselves and have exaggerated senses of drama: make it excellent. I'd like to see it honestly competitive, the two of them on equal footing and enjoying the theatrics of their relationship. I tend to think a healthy blackrom, especially among highbloods (who could theoretically keep a relationship up for centuries), should focus more on an admiring sort of rivalry than on attempts to kill each other.
I'm cool with any rating; if you like porn please go for it! But if you don't like porn then don't force yourself.
Requested by: Laylah
I'd just really like more of them being adorable and flushed with each other? I feel like this pairing should have lots more stuff than it does. Team Charge cutiepies! Find some way to make them happy and not broken and I'm there. No humanstuck, please, but otherwise the sky's the limit. I'll put more stuff in my gifter letter if you want a more concrete prompt, but if you already have an idea then go for it.
As above, if you want to do porn, please do! But don't force yourself.
Requested by: Laylah
Yeah okay so this is my "hot-ass creep is hot" prompt for this exchange; I kinda always need one. Kurloz and one (or more) of his terrible unhealthy encounters with, well, anyone. Kurloz/Meulin is the obvious choice here, but I'd also like to see what's up with him and Damara, and there could be great fightsex with Porrim, and seeing him make Cronus think twice about wanting to get laid would be delicious, and if you wanted to do makaracest of any variety that would be cool, and... yes.
Actually if you wanted to do something in the universe of the DAMARA Paradox Space comic, that would be pretty hot, too.
tl;dr, sexy dead mime being horrible and hot pls.
Requested by: BatchSan
Oh please give me all the Strider-Lalonde love! In any form! Dorky siblings of various ages, angsty teenage siblings, strange adult siblings, mix and match for more combos. They don't have to be siblings either, they could just be besties or something, so long as it's all four of them interacting for whatever reason in whatever way. It can be canon-compliant or ninja-monster-coffee shop-fairy tale-AU! I dig fluff, angst, smut, and all genres in-between. (Sibling-cest IS coolio if you do make them sibs.)
Requested by: BatchSan
I love the odd, totally screwed up relationships between the Maryams and Serkets and the Serkets and Pyropes. I want humanstuck angst depicting these relationships. I want to see their Ancestors (parents!?) play into things somehow. I want tears and deep, mucky angst that suffocates. Or awesome 'everything FINALLY worked out somehow' times! =D
Alternately, I'd take something depicting an older sibling/younger sibling relationship between the characters. How would they play out against each other in a humanstuck setting (or other awesome AU setting - surprise me!)? In this case you could just pick one set of characters and I'd be happy with that.
Requested by: BatchSan
I'll take absolutely anything for this pairing so long as it screamed all the delicious blackest of blackrom. That's literally all I need to make my little shipper heart happy as pie. x33
(Bonus points for something plotty and/or porny, but that's optional!)
Requested by: BatchSan
Okay, so AU is the magic word here. I want you to AU Homestuck so hard and throw these two in there, pale or red for each other. I'm talking Slender Man is real AU, ninja AU, WWII AU, the boys are elves in a fantasy AU, Petstuck AU, oh shit the TITANS are coming AU. ANY AU! So long as Dave and Karkat are ironic and shouty and pale or red, I don't care. Smut, angst, specieswap, whatever!
(Bonus points for ninja AU, optional, but just sayin'.)
Requested by: Megan
Aradia Megido and Jake English: partners in crime. Are they tomb raiders? Explorers surveying an alien planet? Pulp adventure spies? …or just getting nachos at 2 AM because they got into Damara's stash and marathoned Indiana Jones movies? This prompt is better suited to AU for obvious reasons, but where you take that is up to you (with one caveat: please, no humanstuck, though if you want to go the other way and make Jake a troll I'm cool with that). I'm coming at this from a humor angle, but if you'd prefer to write a serious adventure story, I'm fine with that, too.
Whatever pairings you want to use here will work for me, be it shipping them together or giving them background relationships with other characters (or keeping it completely gen).
Requested by: Megan
Sing me a song of Trollcops, dear gifter, of Terezi and Sollux as they fight crime, lick every donut in the box, and ruin Karkat's day every day. I'm not actually looking for adherence to the set Trollcops canon (I'll be honest: everything I know about it is fanart of Terezi and Sollux as cops), so anything you want to do-- be it Law & Order or Super Troopers or cheesy cop porn in style-- will work for me. I just want these two coolkids on the case.
Any rating is fine, and I am fine with pairing them or not (or throwing Karkat and/or Aradia in there with either or both of them, for that matter). As with my other prompts: no humanstuck, please.
Requested by: Megan
I would love some choice pale Karkat/Kanaya action, be it canon (meteor clothes-fitting and romance-noveling, their recent campfire adventures, etc.) or AU. I'm a little pickier on this one than my other prompts: no humanstuck, like the others, but I'd also really like to avoid sadstuck with this one. Porn is iffy, too, but sensuality without sex (including blood drinking, if you want to go rainbow drinker places with this) is totally fine.
Requested by: DemiboyMituna
Requested by: Polluxander
I would really love some sort of "crash landed on earth, doesn't know the language, but is taken in by a human" sort of thing. I really love alien looking trolls to go with this (ones that look a lot less like grey humans with horns and more like intergalactic creatures)
If it's a fic I'd adore some sort of body exploration, it doesn't have to be sexual, it can just be curious.
Any of the pairings above are totally viable options since i have bad taste and like shitty movie bros
arranged space marriages works too
I just really want a human encountering this alien species and falling in love (or the other way around)
Requested by: Polluxander
I just really want someone to love Calliope and treat her like gold
Not as a human or a troll
but as a massive green skull monster the more massive/green/and skull-like the better. I want calliope wearing dresses and getting kisses from tiny girlfriends
enormous space snake kisses are also an option
fic or art I'm happy so long as calliope is being loved
Requested by: Polluxander
Dad empty nesting hard as hell after John went off to college, ends up putting out an ad offering to take care of someone's expenses in exchange for live-in company.
Plenty of weird people answering it expecting a sex thing.
Dave answers because he's a broke-ass college student and what else could he do?
Eventual bonding, maybe it's as a family unit, maybe it's love, up to you.
Requested by: Polluxander
karkat asserting his dominance as a leader kinda ended up getting a few really gross reactions out of Equius. On one hand it's great being listened to and he almost wants to abuse that power, at the same time knowing that Equius is getting his rocks off to the whole thing makes his little powerplays a little awkward.
He loves the power, but is what comes with it worth it? Will he get drunk off of it?
This could get dirty, this could just be Karkat ordering romantic out of Equius. I'm down for everything.
Requested by: Polluxander
Just no angst or dark themes
Seriously, I'll accept anything at this point
Requested by: scribblebunny
Hello! Thank you for taking my request! I'm a multishipper, but my OTPs are DaveJade, DaveKat and DaveJadeKat. DaveJane, DirkKat and DirkJohn are ships that I really like, that there's little content for that I'd love to see as well! Especially DaveJane!!!! I prefer older depictions of the characters (in their 20s is good, but I'm cool with going older too!).
For content, I'm a giant sap and enjoy healthy relationships built on mutual respect. However, I also love interesting character dynamics, and seeing how characters clash as much as they mix. I'm a sucker for good black rom based on those guidelines. Especially with pining. And sarcasm. I love pining and sarcasm. If you give me DaveJade black rom, I will love you forever. But fluff is also fun and rewarding. If going the fluff route, I like domestic scenes and intimacy. I like AUs as much as canon compliant.
I'll be happy with any level rating, but if you choose to do a mature or explicit piece, I really, really don't like non-con or other types of abuse. I also ask that the characters are older. As for things I like, I'd be happy with vanilla, but light D/S is a big YES. (pegging, light bondage, PRAISE KINK, ultra fluffy aftercare) Also, sex fails are a guilty pleasure; mostly because I think they're hilarious.
If you're doing visual art instead of fic, the fluffier the better. Once again domestic scenes are gr8.
Thank you so much!
Requested by: glowcloudy
Give me a glimpse of Dave and Rose's life on the Condesce dominated Earth. Their relationship may be either platonic or romantic, you can include Jade and John, or if you feel more inspired to write about Jade, I'll take that too :3. I'd rather not have John as a main focus though.
Requested by: glowcloudy
My headcanon is that Bro and Jade would be bff's. I'd love some Bro/Jade interaction, maybe with Rose there too? I'd prefer a platonic/best friends relationship, but as long as there's no sex it can be romantic if it inspires you more (on the contrary if Rose is there, Jade and Rose can be whatever you want :3). Any AU is ok :).
Requested by: glowcloudy
If you're writing a fic, I would love a story in which someone convinces Dave to wear a dress/high heels/lingerie and he's very reluctant at first only to find he actually loves it. If you're drawing, just please give me some crossdressing Dave *-*. It can be either beta or alpha Dave. If you want to make it shippy, I ship Dave with all the Striders, Karkat, Rose, Sollux, Eridan... or platonically with Jade, Terezi, Nepeta.
Requested by: glowcloudy
I picture Bro/Alpha Dave's relationship as one big pissing contest. Everything is a competition and it often escalates to absurd dimensions. If it can lead to a lot of hot sex it would be perfect.
Requested by: doombell
Main OTP of mine is Erikar! But I love them all...
Artwork - I'm up for any quadrant, and any idea. I adore red and pale ships the most. Gore and explicit situations make me pretty squeamish, so that would be the only thing I would ask to be toned down lot. :> I'm pretty vanilla...
Writing - I'm a sucker for both fluff and angst. I'm pretty much fascinated with stories about royalty, one-sided relationships, fantasy and arranged marriages, but I'm really up for anything!
Requested by: bookwormally
I know it's a rare pair, but I love it. Whatever universe you'd like to put it in, trolls, humans, something crazy like santastuck, I live for fluff. Cuddling in front of the fire with the kids tucked into bed and the presents all wrapped, or one of them got stuck with a nasty case of the flu on Christmas morning, or one heck of a New Year's kiss at midnight are all stuff I'd eat up but basically as long as Signless and Dualscar are being snarky saps I'm all for it.
Requested by: nitkit
For fic, could it be set in the suburbs somewhere, just the four of them trying to figure out relationships and hormones and stuff? There could be conflict and things like that. For art, just them hanging out or doing something cute as teenagers in fun outfits. Thanks!!
Requested by: sxizzor
DO:
ships:
1. AR and dirk's awful tumultuous quadrant-flipping relationship of mutual antagonism and weird caretaking
2. dirkkanaya
3. dirk ??? rose, non-sexual, non-flushed. an epic platonic rivalry + sometimes allegiance. they can also torment dave together and/or weaponize him against each other.
4. combine the above two points with rosemary. also solitary rosemary is fine
5. john and jake being best buddies and watching movies together and bonding over everything they have in common. johnjake. john protecting jake.
6. jake and karkat's hilarious exaggerated kismessisitude where no one gets seriously hurt and they are both happy and having fun and sometimes they are even friendly with each othercharacters:
1. dirk splinter problems in general
2. AR being a computer
3. solo adventures of jake english
4. quiet safe blanket and hot chocolate with someone (pls john or jade) taking care of him adventures of jake english
5. autistic/OCD kanaya
6. compare rose and dirk with each other and draw parallels between themDO NOT:
1. concupiscent dirk/girls or kanaya/guys or any unlisted jake pairing - even in the background. jake/karkat is only blackrom for me
2. anything involving bro to a significant degree
3. there can be dirkjake IF you know how i like my dirkjake otherwise please do not i am very picky
4. animals being sad
5. dubcon/noncon
6. shota/loli
7. sexual stuff w/ feces or vomit; vore; bestiality, werewolves or something is fine just no actual animals
Requested by: Genten
I am not a very picky person! I would really like a gift including the characters or the pairings listed above. I do not want anything explicit, or rated higher than teen. Preferably something lighthearted, although it doesn't have to be tooth-rotting fluff. If you need any ideas, I really enjoy pastel colors, monster versions of characters, magical girls, and ugly 90s/80s clothing patterns. Holiday themed gifts are also much appreciated! I also really love POC kids and fat headcanons.
Requested by: domesticsemelady
First Christmas for the happy couple, when suddenly! Signless appears. Fluff please~
Requested by: spockandawe
I'd love to see these two being sweet on each other. Flush is my favorite, pale is fine, and I'd be totally up for seeing someone else pulled in to make an ashen triad (I've seen Eridan/Rose/Karkat with Karkat in the middle that was pretty adorable). Karkat seems pretty much permanently in maximum stress mode, and Rose acts chill, but she lets pressure build and build inside her and hides the effect it's having, and it would be great to see both of them cutting through each other's bullshit and letting their vulnerabilities show.
This will probably apply to most/all of my prompts, but I'm down with anything from pure fluff to hardcore sexings. If you can mix fluff and emotions WITH sexings, that's my ultimate favorite. I've never met a kink I didn't enjoy at least a little, and I am majorly into bdsm (though I love vanilla too). Scat and emeto aren't my favorites, but I love kink in general, especially when it's all tied up in emotions. Also, as far as sex goes, I am DEFINITELY up for it if anyone wants to add in other characters beyond what I've specified in the prompts.
Oh, one more thing!! Several of these prompts involve Karkat. If you're writing your fills, pretty please no 'fuckass' or 'Karkles.' I'm not sure why they're so widespread, but they throw me out of stories in a major way.
Requested by: spockandawe
Okay, this might seem a little weird, but hear me out: Helmsman Damara. I want to see this so badly, you have no idea. Gen, shippy, pg, porn, it's all fair game. But helmsman stuff is heavily concentrated on Captors with an occaaaaasional bit of Aradia, and it would be so cool to see more territory covered. And consider Damara's personality. We're told she was sweet when she was younger, and from what we see on screen, she's terrifying and vicious when she's angry. Wouldn't be getting installed as a helm against your wishes make you angry too? Also, a friend raised the point that as overtly sexual she is, with what seems like primarily the intention of making others uncomfortable, what would it be to see her as actual tentacle hentai monster Damara Megido?
Requested by: spockandawe
Ahh, I'm sorry, this prompt is also helmsman-centric and vague. Specifically, I want to see a joint helmsman installation. It can be anyone psionic, even non-Captors/Megidos if you want to do a bloodswap or something. I just really want to see two trolls installed jointly and running a ship. Maybe Sollux is added to the Battleship Condescension to bolster the Psiioniic, or maybe Aradia and Sollux are installed together in a ship for Feferi to challenge the Condecse. Heck, I'm even up for something totally off-the-cuff, like Mituna takes damage as a helmsman and Aradia is added as a secondary helm to stabilize the situation. Any shenanigans you want, any ships, any ratings. One of my favorite things ever is to see a weird-as-heck premise where the creator pulls it off with a lot of enthusiasm and energy, so if you want to convince me to ship Mituna/Aradia? Aradia/Psioniic? Psiioniic/Damara? I'd be ALL over that.
Requested by: spockandawe
Ahhh, Karkat, my poor insecure, self-hating baby. What I want to see here is praise kink and bondage. I want to see someone adoring him, verbally and at some length, and Karkat being embarrassed beyond words and wanting to argue and being forced to take it. I want to see him overwhelmed with sensations and emotions. Major bonus points if the person he's with makes him cry. I'm pretty flexible on ship, but I've seen this with Meenah a few times and it would be cool to get someone else in the situation. So many of the Homestuck characters are awkward dorks, and it would be fantastic to see them trying to stay chill because oh god karkat's breaking down oh god what i'm freaking out but i can't lose it now holy shit what is happening. But I also have a whole lot of affection for doms who have a lot of natural sensitivity for how a scene will flow and where their partner needs support. So however you want to play it!
Hmm, as far as my rarer Karkat ships that are pinging me right now that might work with this, I'm very into Roxykat, Rosekat, and Dirkkat lately. I'll love any ship you pick, but I thought I might as well throw those out there just in case.
Requested by: spockandawe
Vantascest, pretty please. Not necessarily all three of them, but I'm good with any subset of Vantases, or all of them in a big ol' romance pile. I see a lot of pitch Karkri, but I've also seen them done pale pretty well. I've seen flushed Signkat and pale Signkri and Signkat. Tbh, any subset of Vantases in any quadrant, and I will be the happiest of campers. Even ashen romance. Again, pg love to hardcore sex, and kinks are good by me. This seems like a good spot to also mention that I have a MAJOR thing for pale porn, if that's the route you want to take. Show them loving up on each other so, so hard in the palest of ways, and you've made my day.
Requested by: Laylah
Okay um if you're drawing I apologize for this prompt, first off.
Horuss is such an utter mess and I would *love* to see somebody tackle that in a meaningful way. Like, we're told that he's technically very accomplished in a number of fields (a true Renaissance troll!) and yet emotionally he's this Void-based disaster who doesn't know what he wants or how to get anything like fulfillment, and who clings to things out of a certainty that they're the Right Answer when it's clear they're not helping. Holy crap.
This probably works best in a post-game fused-world AU; the dead dancestors are really frozen, not making progress toward maturity, and I like the idea that being dead prevented that. So here he is, alive again, and suddenly it's *possible* for his situation to improve. Show me how that goes. This can easily be gen, or he could wind up meeting someone from one of the other sessions who actually clicks with him decently, I'm game either way. Please don't go with Horuss/Rufioh or Horuss/Meulin, tho; both of those relationships seemed to be founded on some pretty unhealthy ground, and I'm not sure I could buy a fix.
Requested by: spiritofsky
Requested by: eloquentDeviant
Please nothing with too much gore or extremely explicit sexual acts. Other than those two conditions, please be as creative to your heart's content!
Requested by: bruhstrider
If you like the idea of Karkat and Dave wearing the ugliest Christmas sweaters imaginable, this one's for you. Good luck, and thanks!
Requested by: bootyshortscronus
This is my guilty pleasure OTP and no porn exists of it, please fix this for me in any way you see fit. I'd list my kinks, but they're all really awful and mostly involve bodily wastes/fluids so I'll just say you should probably write/draw whatever you're comfortable with, I can't be picky with this ship.
...Okay, actually I /will/ list my kinks just in case I happen to get paired with someone really generous who has a strong stomach:
noncon, scat, enemas, watersports, diapers, desperation, humiliation/degradation, crying, character breaking, musk and general uncleanliness (especially paired with rimjobs or bulge sucking), vomiting (especially as a result of forced blowjobs), anal, large/painful/live insertions (including fisting), torture, pain, marking (as in carving one's symbol into another to show ownership)
But again, I'm so cool with literally anything, I just want this ship so much.
Requested by: chokolait
Hello, you've received my request! This is only my second year participating in this event, so I apologize if this is written poorly or missing anything necessary.
I would like one of the following ships partaking in fun winter activities:
-Eridan/Karkat (moirails or matesprits)
-Cronus/Kankri (matesprits or kismesis or moilrails)
-Dualscar/Signless (matesprits or kismesis)If you’d like, you can stray from winter activities and do whatever you feel is right! Anything you come up with is fine, so long as it doesn’t lead into hardcore gore and blood. Thank you!
Requested by: cthchewy (pyrrhic_victoly)
Post-game, Dave and Karkat maintain their "best bro-hood" by ironically bro-dating, which is pretty much regular dating.
(Or, you know, anything else for this pairing would be great too.)
Requested by: sparklezpotatoes
refer to the dear gifter letter please, thank you!!
Requested by: viridianmasquerade
I don't have altogether anything specific in mind. Write something involving any one or more of my pairings or characters as listed and I'll be a happy giftee, whatever it is. Preferably no AUs (except no-SGRUB because that shit is gold) and no humanstuck. Preferably no porn. Absolutely no dubcon if you write me anything black.
Preferred quadrants: Karezi red, Gamrezi black, Solrezi pale, HIC/GHB pale (doing hair or nails while being evil and gossipy PLZ), Crotula black, Snowman/Spades black.
(If you write about ancestors you're my favorite for all time).
Requested by: DimensionArchives
Requested by: Partynexus
*shrug*
Requested by: Partynexus
there's no letter cuz I have no dislikes and having no dislikes I like everything knock yoself out bruh
Requested by: Partynexus
I don't need a letter draw WHATEVER YOU SO PLEASE
Requested by: TheOtakuSupreme
Hello this is my first time doing an exchange thingie so I'll try to keep to brief I guess
I just got a lot of beef with how fandom!roxy is portrayed and I need my faith in humanity restored for Christmas, considering how Roxy is portrayed by the fandom (a crying drunk) and considering the latest update (a total badass who Gets Shit Done) I'd like to see a fic that goes into depth about Roxy realising her addiction and trying to stop? I don't mind if its the alpha timeline (ie calliope helps her through it) or the beta timeline (rose helps her kick her habit) i just want someone to recognise that actually roxy isn't some dizzy drunkard with issues
I mean she's got issues but
who doesn't in this clusterfuck of a webcomic
Requested by: cthchewy (pyrrhic_victoly)
Tavros throwing down some sick fires with the Anbroids. I dunno why, I just think he would get along with Squarewave. They would be dork-bros together, and Dirk would be amused.
Requested by: cthchewy (pyrrhic_victoly)
Rose and Kanaya go on a dreambubble date to Kanaya's hive. Meeting the lusus is even more awkward when the lusus is dead and a figment of your girlfriend's imagination.
Then there are, of course, the traditional jadeblood date activities such as gardening (mowing down zombies), hiking (mowing down zombies and walking over what's left of their re-dead corpses), and scenic picnics in the desert (on top of a butte while zombies claw at the cliff sides).
Requested by: gendersquare
Show me awkward, hilarious, and potentially sexy caliginous romance or flirting between Jake and Karkat.
Requested by: gendersquare
An AU in which Dirk, Jane, Jake, and Roxy are the pre-scratch kids, with aspects swapped accordingly. Any take on this is fine, but something leaning towards darker or angsty would be ideal.
Requested by: gendersquare
Give me an AU in which Terezi reaches god tier. Adding a romance is fine (Terezi/Kanaya, Terezi/Karkat, Terezi/Rose or Terezi/Dave are my favorites), but I'm most interested in Terezi's badassery.
Requested by: bambamboozles
Post Game. John and Karkat live together. Something with either John or/and Karkat dealing with stress from having flashbacks from the game. I would like it to be about consoling each other about the mistakes they both made. Could be nsfw if that's where you want to take it.
Requested by: ZADRGirl55
Just something cutesy involving and combination of Karkat, Dave, John, and Sollux. Davekat and Soljohn are my otps, but I love these four and I'm not to picky about my ships. ^.^
Requested by: Mylazyweasel
My 'requests' may be quite cluttered but I promise I'm not all that picky but!
My favoritist ship of all time is Aradia/Feferi
I absolutely love Fefetasprite and Peregrine Mendicant
Calliope/Roxy is cute even as a friendship
No matter what you pick any ways, I promise I'll love it. Heck even draw your own ship to 'broaden my horizons'
-Best of drawings!
Requested by: royalhighmess
Literally please dress John up and have him be ferociously man handled by Bro or like have a cute cuddle puddle with him and the Striders. Ah, but if you
re doing BroJohn please make it mature;; thankyou
Requested by: uncertainAnomaly
Bro/Dirk Strider figuring out how the hell he's supposed to raise a kid, family drama, fluff, no incest, any rating, background characters/pairings are fine
bonus: somebody calling child protective services on bro or neighbors just being creeped out by the weirdos swordfighting on the roof
Requested by: uncertainAnomaly
no subgrub au! where feferi beats the condense for the throne and has eridan and sollux as her royal consorts, fluff, plotty/politics, beforus ancestors au
Requested by: uncertainAnomaly
bloodswap with tyrian!karkat as the ruler. Dave wanders in through dreambubble/alternate timeline. king karkat is more similar of a ruler to the Condense then feferi (brutal, loud, and extremly powerful). dave shouldnt find it attractive but he does, mild porn appreciated but not necessary (mature and under is fine)
Requested by: uncertainAnomaly
blackrom dave/gamzee, any rating, size difference, fighting, karkat getting stuck in the middle because hes flushed for dave and pale for gamzee
Requested by: JeanGlub
I guess here you write basically the same thing you wrote for your gifter. As I said, I'm really into anything, from gore to fluff and the ever so loved porn in between. As long as it's not sad I'm perfectly fine with whatever you choose to give me. I'm a giant DaveKat shipper (OTP for life) so if you're stuck between choosing pairings it's the default. Characters that couldn't be included in the tags that are also acceptable are Lil Seb and Bro. I assume this goes here and if it doesn't sorry for not reading the rules better.
Requested by: CherryMilkshake
Tavros wants to learn about human holidays. Which human decides to play teacher? And how trolled does Tavros get? (Don't embarrass him too much. It should all be in good fun!) (Also, please no Tavros/Vriska. Anyone else is fine.)
Requested by: CherryMilkshake
I need some fluff in my life. What if Rose took Kanaya sledding for the first time? How would desert-dwelling Kanaya deal with wet and cold?
Requested by: CherryMilkshake
My rarepair OTP. Karkat insists that he can drink Dirk under the table, fully aware that alcohol doesn't have a strong effect on trolls. However, Dirk knows that too, and so mixes Karkat's drink with way more coke than rum (or mix drink of your choice). They both get stupid drunk like the idiots they are. What do they do next?
Requested by: mamestuck
Gamzee/Terezi blackrom. Could be canon-compliant, imagined post-game, or no-game AU on Alternia. Ideally, we would get a glimpse into both of their mindsets. I want to see Terezi being a total badass, no self-pity, no damsel-in-distress. If she's in a shitty relationship, it's a deliberately self-destructive choice, and she gives as good as she gets. If you choose to make it porny, any kinks fine, I have no hard limits. But you don't need to do porn if that ain't your thing. Other characters in other quadrants would be cool too.
Requested by: confiscatedretina
Karkat is so burned out on being the leader and always under such constant stress. He just doesn't know what to do with himself anymore and it'd be nice to take a break if only he knew how. Jade just misses her dog. A platonic Dom/sub relationship in which dog tier Jade takes care of Karkat (who is more than happy to shut up and listen to her) in a way not unlike how she used to take care of her dog Bec. Just something cute and fluffy, but it can be rated whatever you like. :) Can be in the alpha timeline, a dream bubble, or anywhere else you want to put it. I'm partial to collars, hair petting, and the unexpected (Jade's the dog technically, but Karkat is the one who winds up in the pet role). Karkat having a worshipful sort of attitude about Jade would be great, too, but is not required. :)
Requested by: confiscatedretina
Karkat is non-binary but female bodied and always has been. When their online friends kept mistaking them as a "he", they just went with it and never corrected anyone. Years later, this is just one more bit of crippling anxiety to deal with as the drones are descending to collect the newly adult trolls. Karkat is about to be outed to all their friends in the worst way, which almost as bad as the probably certain (but not really) impending death they are going to face for being a mutant blood. But it turns out the one person Karkat has always had feelings for knows the secret and Terezi wants to make sure Karkat knows they aren't alone (and maybe help her friend survive the trials ahead, even if it is all terrible illegal). Adventure fluff in a no-Sgrub session where Terezi reassures Karkat that this non-gender secret is safe with her. Feel free to make it Karezi if you like, but it doesn't have to be. :) Karkat having to bind a set of rumble spheres would be fun, too.
Requested by: confiscatedretina
Latula Pyrope/Karkat Vantas. Floating through dream bubbles is just reminding Karkat more and more that he is the only troll he's ever met who hasn't filled a bucket with anyone. Meeting Latula Pyrope just makes him feel worse about it, until Latula makes him an offer that's hard to resist. She wants a taste of red (and she's never been able to get any out of Kankri) and Karkat would settle for just about anyone, so why not his favorite troll's dancestor? Of course, Latula turns out to be far more than he bargained for in the best way. I'm hoping for some shy/nervous Karkat being shown the ropes by an enthusiastic and experienced Latula who won't let him back out of the deal now that it's been made. Bonus for Latula comforting a really sad Karkat in the end (sad because everything about her reminds him of Terezi in the strangest ways; like, she's all wrong and all right at the same time and he can't deal), but it all works out happily for them both. Also bonus for Latula 100% being the top/Domme in this pairing and Karkat loving it once things get going. Feel free to pick your favorite kind of anatomy: tentabulge, human-like, your own unique alien junk headcanon, no genitals and an entirely distinct way of creating genetic material...however you like it best! :) (Well, okay, no futa/dickgirl Latula, please.)
Requested by: confiscatedretina
A sort of reverse Petstuck where Jade Harley finds an older troll (close to her own age or older) but instead of Jade being Terezi's salvation, her new troll companion saves her in every way that matters. Can be fluff, domestic, adventure, sadstuck (but please have a happy ending if you go that route)...whatever you like so long as it's not the usual "destitute troll rescued by altruistic human" thing. I'm very fond of the idea that trolls are extremely engineered humans and this fact has either recently become a matter of public record, or is about to be.
Requested by: confiscatedretina
A day in the life of Latula "Neophyte Redglare" Pyrope, the r4dd3st legislacerator of all time! Adventure, paperwork, skateboard tricks off her dragon lusus! Bonus points for Redglare getting all the ladies (especially The Condesce, The Handmaid, and The Dolorosa). If you decide to do anything explicit, I'd prefer that Redglare always be on top/the dominant partner. Please no Grand Highblood or Dualscar included (unless something horrific happens to one/both of them and Redglare gets to laugh about it a lot :D).
Requested by: affectionateTea
There's no combination quite as fantastic as Dave and Karkat for the perfect banter. I want to see an AU of some sort with these two thrown together for maximum laughs (and unintentional sexual innuendo). Whether it's a medieval knights AU where they're both loyal knights in the service of their prank-loving prince who gets into far more trouble than is remotely normal (oops my ot3 is showing), or a fantasy AU where a troll with a rare predilection for blood magic meets up with a weird rapping time-mage and they end up reluctant allies until they can escape the grasp of the fish queen they've both managed to anger, or maybe a solarpunk AU where they're both friends with a girl who loves science and also gardening and has a rad flower shop and vegetable garden they both end up visiting her at... as long as it involves Dave and Karkat, I'm happy. (polyships are also totally acceptable!)
Requested by: affectionateTea
Jade and Karkat are one of my pale otps. I love the thought of them confronting each others' worst traits and helping them to become better people as a result. So anything where they're there for each other as the best of moirails? (which involves lots of shouting, of course. and maybe a little bit of shooting things, sometimes, when the occasion calls for it) (also feel free to mix and match any of my prompts)
Requested by: affectionateTea
Aradia loves exploring and dead things, and Nepeta loves hunting and adventures and shipping, and I can't be the only one that thinks these two would get along? I'd love any situation with them, be it pre-SBURB, or a non-SBURB AU where they meet and hide from a hostile Alternia, or an earth AU where they both join a LARP group at a convention and become best buds. Any quadrant works for me, whether it's fluffy romance, purely pale bros (maybe they can help each other with their respective love interests), or some good black rivarly and/or sexytimes. As long as they're out having fun and being silly and going on grand adventures together.
Requested by: affectionateTea
so there was this prompt that i did a companion piece for last hswc (here: http://tmblr.co/Z3-BTw1Oco11V ) that was absolutely gorgeous and a little creepy and I would love to see it expanded on. Eridan is an immortal king, and he tries to lure Karkat to be his subject. i loved how it played with Eridan's attempts at romance in the comic, and didn't leave his actual characterization in the dust for the sake of a fluffy, ooc fic.
Requested by: cthchewy (pyrrhic_victoly)
Beeeeeees~! Something cute or silly about Sollux and his bees, please? :D
Any other characters are welcome.
Requested by: PrinceZoran
Hey there! You can write a fic or draw me a picture i will /LOVE/ either one!
I am good with any character i have listed. since homestuck is kind of complicated i didn't put relationships, but i will list them here
1:dirk<3 jake
2:Karkat<3 Terezi
3:Bro dave
4:Dirk<3 Roxy
Or if you want to just draw me any of these people i would be thrilled.
if you choose to write a fic, I don't mind violence, cursing, or death but please no smut.
If you have any question you can send me an anon on tumblr: http://hells-prince.tumblr.com/
Requested by: Daveaj
Anything to do with the betas would be fantastic! Whether it's platonic or romantic between all or some of them is up to you! As long as they all appear at some point. In game or in any AU is fine!
Either art or fic is great. I'd prefer something happy or cute, but sadstuck is ok too if you really want to do that!
Requested by: Daveaj
For this one I'd like a focus on poly Roxy/Rose/Kanaya/Jade, with possible JohnRoxy or JakeRoxy on the side, but those aren't necessary. Any way you want to look at this relationship is fine and whether it's in game or any AU is fine, but maybe consider a prompt in which the girls are all scientists of some sort? Even if they're only amateurs who do it in their spare time and it's barely relevant, but whatever you want to do! It's up to you.
Requested by: Daveaj
Anything between any of the troll girls listed is appreciated! I'd prefer it to take place on Alternia and to have an adventure theme or feel, if possible. All quadrants are acceptable! Both fic and art are great and you can add other characters if you like, but I'd prefer if there were no other ships than the ones listed.
Requested by: Daveaj
I love John and Dave together in any situation, whether platonic or romantic. I'd prefer if you stuck to either John/Dave or John/Davesprite, but both at the same time is ok if you think you have a really good idea for it! Other characters are welcome as long as the main focus is the ship!
Requested by: demurecat
Hey um thanks for taking my request, any AU would be great but if you're unable to decide a cliche coffeeshop AU would be okay. Blind!dave and/or trans!karkat headcanons are fine with me!
(if you need to contact me about anything my side tumblr and ao3 is demurecat.)
Requested by: Assumare
I would like Dave/Karkat (or Davesprite/Karkat if you prefer, or even Davesprite/Dave/Karkat if you have a good idea) meeting up in real life for the first time to celebrate a holiday after getting to know each other over the internet. They've contemplated romantic feelings while their friendship was developing online, but when they meet in real life, their feelings become that much stronger and it's impossible not to do something about it. The holiday is up to you, but wintery holidays like Christmas (or even birthdays!) would be cool. The setting is also up to you, so humanstuck is okay if you really must, but original settings are great if you want the freedom to do that! Please do take some time to explore their platonic and romantic relationship a little (fluff!), too! Their relationship, if you are doing troll/human, is red, or even pale turned red. Exploring differences in holidays compared to trolls and humans would also be cool, but is of course not necessary if your setting doesn't allow that. Any other background characters or pairings are okay, as long as they're just mentioned or in the background. Whatever headcanons you have are fine, but trans!Karkat and/or trans!Dave are some of mine. Thank you, and please send me any questions you have anonymously on tumblr at the blog killerwriter.tumblr.com
Requested by: Assumare
I would like Jade and Rose to be having a "girl's day out" around the city as Jade forces Rose to have a break from writing her next book for a while. Due to Jade's isolated upbringing, she doesn't have all the same social etiquette that she should, which leads to Rose's embarrassment and romantic situations of your choosing! Rose and Jade have been flirting with each other for a while, but it's this time together, which is really almost date-like, that brings them together romantically. A proper "girl's day out" is ended with a sleepover, which Jade has never experienced before so she has to try it, and whether they watch movies and develop their relationship further or do something else is up to you! Any setting or headcanons are fine, but I especially enjoy original settings if you want the freedom to do that! Any background characters or relationships are fine as long as they don't take away from the main story. Please take the time to explore their relationship and chemistry, and don't be afraid to add fluff! Thank you, and if you have any questions, please send them anonymously to my tumblr at killerwriter.tumblr.com
Requested by: bench
Equius feels bad about his failure to stop Gamzee from killing Nepeta. Karkat has to snap him out of it.
Requested by: bench
Kanaya proposes for Christmas (or your holiday of choice).
Requested by: bench
Your favorite selection of Homestuck characters get together for a white elephant gift exchange. Hilarity ensues as well as Holiday Shenanigans!
Requested by: bench
Jake and Aradia save christmas.
Requested by: bench
After a midnight snowball fight the boys warm up the best way they know how.