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Requested by: AradialSymmetry

  • Aradia Megido

I'd like to see something about a non-alpha Aradiabot (or multiple Aradiabots!). They were kind of the unsung heroes of the troll session, so it could be cool to see some stuff from their perspective there as they explore their doomed timelines and return to the alpha, and as they deal with beginning to experience emotions again. Another possible setting would be in the dreambubbles, exploring what role they take there (and what their personality ends up as, since that could probably go a lot of different ways). Interactions with other characters would be welcome in either setting, though please don't include Vriska at all because she really bothers me. And while there's obviously a lot of potential for sad stuff, I'd prefer that overall it isn't too dark and that the general thrust is positive.

Requested by: AradialSymmetry

  • Aradia Megido
  • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
  • Feferi Peixes

A fluffy (red) romance between everyone's favorite creepily-smiling girls! I'm imagining a setting in the dreambubbles, where (alive, godtier) Aradia and one of the Feferi ghosts get together. It would be great to see them get to be overenthusiastic about death and ghosts and horrorterrors together, creeping the hell out of everyone else, and in general just being happy and excited together about each other and about their interest. (Again, please leave out any and all Vriskas, but other character interactions are welcome).

Requested by: AradialSymmetry

  • Rare Pairing Tag
  • Redglare
  • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

I'd like these two in a loving flushed relationship! Since the Handmaid's life is so shitty in general it would be nice to see her in a happy situation instead. A canonical setting would be fine, or any sort of AU you like the ancestors in. And the scenario could be fluffy, or risque, or smutty, it's up to you (though if it's the latter there should be some element of plot/fluff involved).

Requested by: AradialSymmetry

  • Jane Crocker
  • Rare Pairing Tag
  • Terezi Pyrope

I think these two would be a great pair - either flushed, pale, or just friends. They could work together as detectives, make D3L1C1OUS R3D CONF3CT1ONS with each other, or just curl up in the mustachioed-scalemate pile and have a feelings jam. Anything focusing on their interactions and their common interests/experiences would be great (and as usual, other non-Vriska characters are welcome).

Requested by: AradialSymmetry

  • Meulin Leijon
  • Nepeta Leijon

After they met in the dreambubbles, I'm sure Meulin and Nepeta would be very interested in each other's ships. I'd like to see something with them hanging out together and talking about shipping, or collaborating on a friendfic, or any such thing! (And since it's in the dreambubbles, they could be part of a whole community of Meulins and Nepetas doing this, perhaps). Any ships you want to have them discuss is fine, with the usual exception of no Vriskas.

Requested by: whilst

  • Jadesprite
  • Rare Pairing Tag

JADE: i cant shake the feeling that we have spoken before
JADE: maybe in an old dream i cant remember?

Jadesprite mentions making friends while dead, "mostly trolls." I would love to read about pre-sprite Jadesprite's encounters while floating through the dreambubbles, recovering from the violent loss of her friends and future. My top choices would be actually be Calliope (who the above quote is about), followed by Latula or Porrim, although anyone would be great. If you want to do really short scenes with each troll, that would be really, really neat. If you don't want to include anyone else specific at all, that would be okay too.

I don't think Jadesprite's on-screen appearances were able to capture the strength of her character, even in loss - how moving on after death was a brave and healthy move, not a selfish one - and I love absentminded dreamerselves and the way they remind me of students on late Saturdays nights. Just give me pre-sprite Jadesprite moving on like she deserves to do so.

Requested by: whilst

  • Jade Harley
  • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde

So, Jade and Roxy. I feel like these two would get along like a house on fire. A fire they may have started themselves. They have quite a few things in common (carapaces! guns! gadgets!) but are literally from different universes. What would they commiserate about or teach each other? What kind of trouble could they get into, either on a large-scale let's-fuck-with-the-game level, or a small-scale silly one? It would be nice to catch a glimpse of the other kids. I *think* I'd prefer a positive relationship, established or otherwise, shippy or otherwise, but make it horrible if that's what you like. (Er, and you don't have to take this into consideration, but I'm a Dave/Jade shipper along with being a ridiculous multishipper.)

Requested by: whilst

  • Alpha Rose Lalonde
  • Mom (Homestuck)
  • Rare Pairing Tag
  • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde

Kind of breaking across the walls of time-space here, but I want to see what kind of relationship these two could have had, given a chance - especially with both of them being Guardians and the twist this may add to their perspectives. What do Guardians get up to while their kids are busy and how do they know to do it? I'd like it to be relatively canon-compliant (as opposed to an extreme AU universe). I'd also like intimacy or at least familiarity (and closure!), but it doesn't have to be a positive or healthy interaction. Trainwrecks are fun too! And I'd love some pesterlog action if you can manage it.

Requested by: whilst

  • Echidna (Homestuck)

What is it like to be a Denizen of the game? How real is she, *really*? Maybe the specific bargains she may have considered for Jade/Kanaya/ Porrim/ Calliope. Or maybe something to do with her relationship with Typhus and/or the consorts. I'd just like to see an exploration of her experiences or what it means to be a gaming construct with multiple iterations. Bonus points for some mythology thrown around and for other weird meta things. If you want to work it in, I have a general weakness for unreliable narrators, the incongruously macabre, and identity politics.

Requested by: whilst

  • Damara Megido
  • Rare Pairing Tag
  • Rose Lalonde

I am interested in seeing Rose and Damara interact based on this scene from the flash game. Especially for this prompt, I am definitely open to AUs. Here is a suggestion:

College AU. Rose has one perception of Aradia's sister, but while at an off-campus cafe, she hears Damara perform spoken word, and this complicates her opinion about her. Rose becomes bent on persuading Damara to join her slam poetry team. Perhaps her tactics are flirtatious. Damara escalates passive-aggressively. There might be a rap battle.

I would like Damara to make a personal connection, but I don't mind what kind of relationship she and Rose develop, sexual/romantic/platonic, or if it's healthy. I'm also open to whether or not Rose succeeds. Ultimately, I'm very curious about Damara and her own poetry would be an interesting vehicle to learn about her. I also believe Rose would be able to reach her where maybe others could not.

I love Damara's current canon attitude and personality and I would prefer if she were to retain this, through whatever events you choose. As a note, not because I think you need it but just in case, I know their history could invite it, but I still love all the other homestuck girls so please don't bash anyone (and by anyone, I mean Meenah), without excusing her. I also love RoseKanaya so if you choose to include this ship, I would prefer if you didn't have them break up to bring Rose and Damara together.

This is only a suggestion, so feel free to make your own AU idea, and a canon-compliant fic would be great too.

Requested by: feralphoenix

  • Aranea Serket
  • Meenah Peixes
  • Vriska Serket

So far in canon, Vriska's path in becoming less awful has been long and meandering and it's taken a While for positive character growth to emerge. But it's interesting that her most recent moment of self-awareness has been facilitated by seeing Aranea make a grand old mess of things.

If the Serket kids can't learn from their own mistakes, I'd like to see a situation where they learn from each other's, with Meenah around to provide moral support and maybe a boot in the behind where necessary.

I have no preference as to whether Meenah and the Serkets' relationship is friendly, romantic, or a couple + a friend; any tone from serious to comedic is also fine with me.

Requested by: feralphoenix

  • Terezi Pyrope

Terezi is doing much better post-canon, but trauma anniversaries are still tough for her. She and the rest of the team are aware that she doesn't handle these things very well alone, so this sounds like a job for the Terezi Pyrope Defense Squad!!!!!!!!

Basically I'd like to see any of Terezi's friends and acquaintances stepping up to shower her in nice things or fun shenanigans in order to make a bad day better. My preference is female friends (Rose? Jade? Roxy? Kanaya? Vriska? Nepeta?) but boys can join in too if you'd like. It is also up to you which anniversary is upsetting her (the murder of Felt Suit Dave or Vriska? something involving Gamzee?) and whether any ships are involved or if the rainbow rumpus party is entirely platonic.

Requested by: feralphoenix

  • Calliope (Homestuck)
  • Jade Harley

Jade and Calliope hanging out in the afterlife is devastatingly adorable, so I'd love to see what cute shenanigans they are getting up to until whatever is going to happen when canon gets back to them.

Requested by: cancerously

  • The Disciple (Homestuck)
  • The Dolorosa

When the Disciple runs away with the Leggings after Signless has died, she runs into a caged Dolorosa, and they have one last conversation before they never see each other again. What's said? This can be as shippy or not, but I just really want to see more interaction between these two ladies when they're less in the shadow of the men of the group, esp the Signless.

Requested by: cancerously

  • Rare Pairing Tag
  • Redglare
  • The Disciple (Homestuck)

I've seen headcanons around that The Disciple was the one who taught Redglare about Signless' teachings, and I'd love to see something involving that. I'm also partial to them being pale for one another but it's not required. Just something worldbuild-y between these two characters would be great.

Requested by: cancerously

  • Terezi Pyrope

I'm a huge fan of Terezi and of worldbuilding, so I'd love to see a fic about her learning to see with her Dragonmom through her dreams. It seems like something that would be super cute and I'd love to hear about it!

Requested by: cancerously

  • Jade Harley

The porn request- I love the idea of Jade with a dog dick after she goes god tier, and I'd love to see a porny fill involving her masturbating with it. Anything along those lines is awesome.

Requested by: AceyEnn

  • Damara Megido
  • Porrim Maryam
  • Rare Pairing Tag

(Damara Megido, Porrim Maryam; Pale Damara Megido/Porrim Maryam; fluff/angst/character examination; canon-compliant; any rating)

I want some fluffy/sad pale Damarrim. Specifically, I want Porrim inviting Damara to her hive for a sleepover after Damara has a particularly bad day--maybe she saw Rufioh making out with Horuss again, or Meenah was even more of a jerk than usual, or Cronus was creeping on her, or whatever! In any case, Damara seriously needs some cheering up, so Porrim has her over and they talk about feelings and watch movies and just have a night in together being pale as all get out.

I'm fine with this taking place either during the game or in the dreambubbles, but I'd really prefer it to happen AFTER Damara's breakdown.

Requested by: AceyEnn

  • Aradia Megido
  • Feferi Peixes
  • Rare Pairing Tag

(Aradia Megido, Feferi Peixes; Pale Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes; fluff/developing relationship; Teen or below)

I'd really love to see a tooth-rottingly fluffy story about these two meeting, and their friendship blossoming and eventually becoming a moirallegiance. Specifically, though, I want to see these two utterly convinced that they're going to hate each other (platonically) when they first meet--and then quickly discovering that they mesh really, really well!

Whether you focus on the first meeting specifically or their relationship as a whole is up to you, but that first meeting is super important. (And how they meet in the first place is up to you too!)

Requested by: AceyEnn

  • Rose Lalonde
  • Roxy Lalonde
  • Terezi Pyrope

(Rose Lalonde, Terezi Pyrope, Roxy Lalonde; no pairing/any pairing; character study/angst/slice-of-life; Humanstuck AU; any rating)

Rose, Terezi, and Roxy are all recovering from substance abuse issues, and develop a little support group of sorts (formal or otherwise). I'd prefer they not know each other especially well, or even at all, prior (with Rose and Roxy perhaps being cousins who never saw each other much, and Terezi, obviously, being unrelated entirely)--they bond over their shared struggles, and become true friends over time.

I'd love something a bit on the sad side, but a happy ending would make my day! And if you decide to include any pairings, I'd like to request that Rose not be paired with a guy.

Requested by: mericorn

  • Aranea Serket

You know how in most stories, characters grow and overcome their flaws? Well, I want the opposite of that. Show me, in either AU or canon, how Aranea fell from grace and became a worse person.

Requested by: mericorn

  • Jane Crocker
  • Roxy Lalonde

Roxy and Jane's shenanigans on Roxy's planet, the Land of Pyramids and Neon, during the Alpha session before the trickster drama and reincarnation into god tiers.

Requested by: mericorn

  • Kanaya Maryam

Kanaya Maryam's little boutique in the big city. Hilarity ensues. What fashion does she offer? How great (or horrendous) is it? Please describe in detail the garments.

Requested by: mericorn

    Fairy tales and fantasy are my life blood. Please contribute. These can be any sort of fairy tale, from myths to urban legends to tall tales to the original fairy tales to a fairy tale story that you just made up. I have an even appreciation for both romance and general fiction. I am also ok with children friendly and really NOT child friendly retellings.

    My favorite fairy tales are East of the Sun, West of the Moon, Perrault's Cinderella, and pretty much anything by Joanna Newsom. My favorite characters are the humans and Feferi, Kanaya, and Terezi. And Meenah.

    Requested by: misterinkwell

    • Nepeta Leijon
    • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope

    I would love some Scratch n' Sniff redrom, preferably involving them roleplaying since it's something they both enjoy doing! I'd like something on the happier side of things, but rating can be as high or as low as you like, I'd just like to see them being cute together about their relationship through the medium of roleplay. If you do go with porn, I'm partial to xenojunk over gray human genitalia. Also feel free to mention Karkat in passing if you like; I tend to ship them as a redrom OT3.

    Requested by: misterinkwell

    • Nepeta Leijon
    • The Disciple (Homestuck)

    What if Nepeta and the Disciple met up in the dream bubbles and had an art party? I think it would be sweet if they painted together and bonded. I'm also fine with ancestor/descendent shipping and smut if that's your jam, but it's by no means a requirement, gen is equally wonderful.

    Requested by: misterinkwell

    • Feferi Peixes
    • Nepeta Leijon
    • Rare Pairing Tag

    I'd like a Nepeta/Feferi fill, please! I think they'd make a cute couple red, black or pale, so go wild with your quadrant choice! The whole cat/fish thing would be a great relationship dynamic, with Nepeta always trying to pounce Feferi and Feferi always trying to get Nepeta wet and it being a running joke with their puns. I'm pretty open to whatever in terms of scenario, though the two of them gallivanting through the dream bubbles on wacky adventures sounds cute.

    Requested by: biichama (biichan)

    • Aradia Megido
    • Feferi Peixes

    We didn't see Feferi and Aradia interact much in canon, but I've always thought the two of them--the highest and lowest of the Beta trolls--had the potential for some really interesting character interactions. I'd be fine with shipfic of any quadrant or just friendsfic.

    Requested by: biichama (biichan)

    • Mom (Homestuck)
    • Rose Lalonde

    Roxy Lalonde: scientist and single mother. I'd love something about her life in the Beta Kids timeline and her relationship with her daughter from her own perspective.

    Requested by: biichama (biichan)

    • Calliope (Homestuck)

    The Epic RPF Adventures of Callie Ohpee, as narrated by herself. Either shipfic or gen is good with me.

    Requested by: girraffepancakes

    • Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
    • Vriska Serket

    I would really love to see some Humanstuck Terezi and Vriska. It can be based in romance, friendship, or anything, really. I most enjoy character studies and maybe the dynamic of how they work together even if dysfunctional? I love their relationship even with it's flaws (I mean what pairing DOESN'T have them, right?) so including that would be cool. Or not, if you'd rather go somewhere else with it? These are just some ideas of stuff I like, so yeah.

    Requested by: girraffepancakes

    • Nepeta Leijon
    • Terezi Pyrope

    I really like the idea of these girls being like super cool friends. I've seen some people portray Nepeta as hating Terezi because of stuff with Karkat, but I really don't see Nepeta getting jealous like that. I think she'd have the sense to separate Terezi, The Person from Terezi, Karkat's Interest, you know? I'd love something cute and fluffy of them role-playing or drawing/painting or just hanging out in general.

    Requested by: girraffepancakes

    • Jade Harley
    • Rose Lalonde

    Pre-Sburb would be cool for this one. (Maybe even an AU?) I've always wondered what these two would get up to before they had all the things to juggle. Do they gossip about what kind of underwear John wears? Do they talk about their hopes and dreams? I dunno man, that's up to you. I just wanna see some carefree beta chicks.

    Requested by: venusg0spel

    • Kanaya Maryam
    • Porrim Maryam
    • The Dolorosa

    Humanstuck domestic family bliss with the lovely Maryam family. Kanaya is enrolled in college to become a fashion designer, Porrim is working on owning her own tattoo and piercing parlor, and Dolorosa is doing her thing and helping her two daughters. Just some nice family fluff.

    Requested by: venusg0spel

    • Kanaya Maryam
    • Rose Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

    Troll!Rose as Kanaya imagined her when she started reading Rose's walkthrough. They finally meet and shenanigans happen. Or the cliche moirails turned matesprit route. Possibly something with Kanaya's rainbow drinker thing coming up?

    Requested by: venusg0spel

    • Calliope (Homestuck)
    • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
    • Roxy Lalonde

    Roxy and her girlfriend Calliope go on a date, Roxy is extremely nervous to take her on their first date, so she acts weird and Calliope thinks its cute? Open to sex or not, that is up to the author/artist.

    Requested by: DimensionArchives

    • The Dolorosa

    Because I happen to be a masochist in everything I do, I'd like some very sad Dolorosa. Whether it's as Signless dies, after, or related to something completely different, Dolorosa is my baby and I live to see her cry (oops). NOTE: I don't want the Signless in the picture, just a frame of reference for sadness/terror/fear/whatever scary situation you want her in. NOTE #2: Please no extreme gore! Please and thank you!!

    Requested by: DimensionArchives

    • Jane Crocker
    • Roxy Lalonde

    Can I have some Jane and Roxy having a sleepover? They can be doing any sort of girlie type things, I just want it to be super cute and cliche and adorable and girly and such! Please and thank you!

    Requested by: DimensionArchives

    • Damara Megido

    One of my favorite things is sassy Damara who don't need no man. I've seen so much of her sobbing over Rufioh or whatevers happening with that but I prefer to have Damara doing something for herself (hooking up with someone on her own accord, kicking ass at poker, whatever) over upset and sad Damara every day of the week. Please and thank you!

    Requested by: felineFan

    • Calliope (Homestuck)
    • Jade Harley
    • Rare Pairing Tag

    I'm thinking something along the lines of a cheerful Jade making a shy/introverted Calliope happy. Some fluff would be nice. Not really looking for smut unless it's post-coital fluff.

    Requested by: felineFan

    • Aranea Serket
    • Meenah Peixes
    • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket

    [UPD8 SPOILER]
    Meenah being like "I told you so" to Aranea about her plan failing and creating a doomed timeline but then trying to cheer her up when Aranea appears crestfallen.

    Requested by: felineFan

    • Jane Crocker

    Self-confident Jane who don't need no man and brushes Caliborn's fat comments off like they are nothing because they are. Jane looking in the mirror and appreciating her booty would be hella cute. Cotton Candy would be cute too but not necessary.

    Requested by: SimplerUser

    • Rose Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
    • Vriska Serket

    vriska and rose in a space cowboy au, think firefly or cowboy bebop but with these two. with vriska being a pain in the ass please. (vriska/rose not pure spades and preferably much closer to a bristly matespritship would be great)

    optional but loved extra, it's mostly faded into obscurity but the old au of having aradia and vriska in hatemance with aradia as vriska's helmsman is something I adore so if you wanted to have that there please do (and then either obnoxiously chirpy jade or feferi as rose's helmsman if she has one)

    Requested by: SimplerUser

    • Nepeta Leijon
    • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope

    au where nepeta is down on her luck working a low wage job (stacking shelves or waitressing, that kind of thing) and managing but barely, and terezi comes in and romances the hell out of her. probably humanstuck but if you find a way to keep them trolls by all means do so!

    Requested by: SimplerUser

    • Jade Harley
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Rose Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
    • Terezi Pyrope
    • Vriska Serket

    magical girl au!! girls in adorabadass outfits kicking ass. pairings rose/vriska and terezi/jade because I'm wanting dangerous girls here, these are not pairings designed to do anything but make the characters destroy things.

    Requested by: gemini28

    • Jade Harley
    • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
    • Jane Crocker
    • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde
    • Roxy Lalonde

    [Roxy Lalonde, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, Jane Crocker; no rating; fluff]All the human girls want to know each other a little more closely than just the stories they're told. I'd like to them hanging out and being able to show off their own unique interests, and generally getting to know each other better! Romance is fine, but no Jade/Jane or Roxy/Rose, please.

    Requested by: gemini28

    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Snowman (Homestuck)
    • The Condesce
    • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

    [The Handmaid (Homestuck), Snowman (Homestuck), The Condesce; Rare Pairing Tag; no rating; friendship, character study] We know how these three ladies worked under Lord English, but what would their relationships have been like had they worked together to rule Paradox Space? I'm very interested in seeing them ruling together, as equals. Extra bonus points if there's any romances involved, especially The Handmaid/The Condesce.

    Requested by: gemini28

    • Alpha Rose Lalonde
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • The Dolorosa

    [Alpha Rose Lalonde, The Dolorosa; Rare Pairing Tag; explicit; porn without plot] Two revolutionary women meet up somehow, whether through dreambubbles or otherwise, and decide to take a nice relaxing break together. It would be interesting to delve into Alpha Rose's thoughts about trolls after dealing with HIC, but that's really more of a bonus for me.

    Requested by: KannieMaryam

    • Kanaya Maryam
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Roxy Lalonde

    although i realize rosemary is a very strong and binding ship to most i mainly would like some cute flushed interaction between these two though anything more would be gladly invited

    Requested by: KannieMaryam

    • Latula Pyrope
    • Porrim Maryam
    • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope

    past events, fond memories before or during their session.

    Requested by: KannieMaryam

    • Damara Megido
    • Porrim Maryam
    • Rare Pairing Tag

    hurt/comfort, pale leanings border red

    Requested by: uumiho

    • Feferi Peixes
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Terezi Pyrope

    Terezi♠Feferi is my ultimate black lady ship. It seems like it comes out of nowhere, but just imagine futurefic or AU where Fef is Empress and TZ is some weird secret cultist legislacerator or whatever your future headcanon for Terezi is. They're on the same side but like to disagree about everything. I particularly like Terezi being Fef's right hand cop and all they do is bitch at each other on their downtime.

    I am totally cool with any level of brutal sex with these two. Seriously. As hard as you can go. I will be down. I'm into any rating and any content that meets the standards of a healthy blackrom. (I have a kink list )

    This means: No rape, no non-consensual beating, no emotional abuse. Everything should be 100% consensual and enjoyable or at least motivating for both parties. References to Terezi's past with abuse are okay, though, but I don't want to see it between her and Fef.

    While I love Alternian adult AUs or futurefics, I also love any other variety of AU. The only thing I'm not interested in is humanstuck.

    Requested by: uumiho

    • Nepeta Leijon
    • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope

    Terezi and Nepeta are arguably the cutest ship in Homestuck. You're free to disagree, but these ladies are winners. I would love anything to do with them being sweet, comforting each other, having tender giggly sex (with or without roleplay), or being a secret agent hitman team for the cultists. Particularly that last one.

    I don't mind kink or BDSM with this couple, but no darker themes please. The setting can be dark as long as their relationship, specifically, is positive and rewarding. A light in the grimness of their reality.

    AUs are okay! Humanstuck is okay, but not my favourite.

    Requested by: uumiho

    • Redglare
    • Terezi Pyrope

    Okay, so I secretly want intense Redglare/TZ BDSM fic. Not even sexual, any kind of D/s - lifestyle, platonic, nonsexual - would be my JAM. Impact play, rope kink (Pyropes, guys), collaring, pet play (not animal play, just Master/"pet"), service, I would be so absolutely thrilled. Vanilla sex between them would be fun, too, but I am really down for the raunchy kink. I have the aforementioned kink list if you need ideas.

    However, I am open to anything with Terezi and Redglare interacting. It doesn't even have to be romantic - they could be having a conversation or teaming up. It could be pale, any quadrant would be enjoyable. Redglare could be counseling her, they could be rivaling for a position or a case, Terezi could be trying to impress her ancestor. Bonus points for anything relevant to mutual interest in Signless' cult.

    Any of these would be excellent.

    Things I don't want: Humanstuck, non-con or abuse of any kind, kinks involving bodily fluids, character death.

    Requested by: uumiho

    • Kanaya Maryam
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Rose Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope

    Rose, Kanaya, and Terezi are the greatest combination of unexplored potential. I cannot believe they didn't interact more on the meteor. This devastates me.

    I am open to any combination of these three in any romantic entanglement as long as Terezi is involved romantically with at least one of the other parties. My preferences are as follows (but not limited to): Terezi♠Rose, Terezi♠Kanaya, Terezi/Kanaya sex but no quadrant, Terezi♦Rose, Terezi♦Kanaya, and a good old fashioned red threesome.

    I am open to any variety of canon or AU. I am okay with dub-con, rough sex, kink, and anything experimental or weird these ladies would get up to. I'm okay with gore as long as no one dies permanently. I am also okay with utter vanilla faffing.

    I am not okay with rape/abuse.

    Requested by: femslasher

    • Rose Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
    • Vriska Serket

    [Canon-compliant or AU]
    Rose and Vriska often get depicted being in hate with each other, sometimes fighting over Kanaya, but I'm more interested in how they would be as moirails or matesprits. What unexpected successes would they have with each other? Relationship or communication strengths neither knew they had? What absolutely falls apart? I'm more into emotional development/depictions, but light porn is certainly fine. Nothing excessively graphic or hardcore, please; this being Homestuck, I'm fine with blood being involved and basically whatever's already been depicted in canon — just not with anyone's organs spilling out all over the floor in minute detail, for instance.

    Requested by: femslasher

    • Kanaya Maryam
    • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
    • Rose Lalonde
    • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
    • Vriska Serket

    [More of a focus on Vriska/Kanaya; canon-compliant or AU]
    Similar to above with respect to Rose and Vriska, but more from Kanaya's perspective. One idea I've always entertained is Rose [moirail] Vriska [caliginous] Kanaya. How would Vriska and Kanaya resolve their apparently broken friendship? To what extent does Kanaya really hate Vriska? How would Vriska feel about how Kanaya reacted to the fairy dress incident (assuming a canon-compliant situation)? How would Rose intervene? Maybe she'd step in while struggling not to auspisticize, or maybe she'd figure out a way to pair up her moirail and matesprit in a way that lets them healthily work through their problems. Perhaps an aside, but how awkward would Kanaya even find Rose/Vriska? Perhaps a caliginous romance doesn't even work out with Kanaya and Vriska, and they go the threesome route with Rose? Maybe things just fall apart. Canon compliant situations or AUs are fine. Light porn is fine. Beyond blood/canon, nothing excessively graphic or hardcore, please.

    Requested by: femslasher

    • Nanna (Homestuck)

    [Nanna Egbert, anyone else; canon-compliant]
    A character study on Nanna Egbert and how she grew up in the beta kids timeline to where she is now (or where you may believe she now is, considering recent events). What kind of otherworldy, spritely knowledge was bestowed upon Nanna, or how aware was she of the events to come prior to dying? Any other characters involved are fine. Maybe the perspective doesn't even have to be directly from Nanna's; maybe we only get a picture of what other characters suggest we think of her based on their own interactions or observations. Feel free to pair up anyone along the way if you'd like. Beyond blood/canon, nothing excessively graphic or hardcore, please.

    Requested by: nanrea

    • Jane Crocker
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Terezi Pyrope

    Man let's get our Terezi/Jane cop drama on!

    Terezi is a legislaserator whose one true love is the Law, until the new detective on the force catches her eye. Jane is an up and coming cop with her eye on one thing: cracking the case. Until the one thing she wants to crack is a smile on the grim face of legal council. Jane and Terezi are paired together to work the hot new organized crime spree, and may end up working on each other instead.

    I'd love something light hearted and just rolling in cliches both of the mystery and romance genres. Something over the top and ridiculous would be wonderful! Throw as many ridiculous tropes at this as you like!

    Requested by: nanrea

    • Aradia Megido
    • Feferi Peixes

    Aradia has become something of a shepherd of the dream bubbles. Feferi created the dream bubbles. Do they ever discuss the nature or origins of the bubbles with each other? Do they ever discuss the stranger aspects of the dream bubbles, such as doomed timeline versions of themselves that they meet? Basically, Aradia and Feferi in dreamland.

    Requested by: nanrea

    • Feferi Peixes
    • Meenah Peixes

    What would happen if two fuschia grubs hatched at the same time? How would the jadebloods, Gl'bgolyb, the Condesce or the Beforan Empress react to this phenomenon? How about the grubs themselves? Is the urge to kill other tyrians built in as Meenah says? This is obviously au, but any setting will work for me, whether you try to make it precanon, Alternian or Beforan or some combination of the two.

    Requested by: nanrea

    • Feferi Peixes
    • Fefetasprite
    • Nepeta Leijon
    • Roxy Lalonde

    The fused sprites are fascinating in terms of what the experience might be like and how it might affect the constituent trolls after the fusion is ended. How do Nepeta and Feferi feel during their time as Fefetasprite? How do they feel after? Does Roxy know what was going on with them? Do they seek her out and become friends with her once they become individuals again? Was the fact that they get no lines as Fefetasprite just a joke on Hussie's part or did they experience legitimate problems with communicating somehow? Or is it just that hard to come up with good catfish puns that they were forced to stay silent given how pun heavy their individual quirks were prior to their fusion?

    Plus her character design is adorable.

    Requested by: nanrea

    • Aranea Serket
    • Jade Harley
    • Terezi Pyrope
    • Vriska Serket

    Space AU in which the Serket sisters are feared pirates, Terezi is a privateer, and they are all three searching for the mysterious space witch who may have been with them all along if they just choose to recognize that goofy looking human girl with the dog ears for what she actually is.

    Bonus points for space whales.

    Requested by: acebats

    • Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
    • Vriska Serket

    Team Scourge FLARPing basically. Possibly them just beating an opposing team, or hanging out during/after a match. Really as long as it's about FLARP it's great. If it ends up being a fic, a pesterlog fic is perfectly fine too. There's only one other specific thing: please include the rules we know about FLARP somehow. One of them being the clouder, the stat bars hovering above them, anything like that.

    Requested by: acebats

    • Redglare
    • Spinneret Mindfang
    • Spinneret Mindfang/Redglare
    • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang

    First kiss! With some awesome quadrant vacillation (even in just a pop-up bubble or a throwaway line, as long as it's there). Bonus points if the Dolorosa is there watching/is mentioned at some point, as long as it isn't cheating (poly Mindfang would be better). If it ends up being nsfw that's okay, but the kiss should be the main focus!

    Requested by: acebats

    • Aranea Serket
    • Latula Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope
    • Vriska Serket

    The Serkets and the Pyropes sitting around discussing Redglare and Mindfang. We know Aranea watched her other self's life in the bubbles, so I wanna hear what alternate doomed versions of them all think about the Alternian adults. I know this sounds way more like fic material, but art is fine! You can have Mindfang's journal there or speech bubbles, just as two ideas. Something lighthearted. They can argue, but no angst.

    Requested by: acebats

    • Terezi Pyrope
    • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
    • Vriska Serket

    Humanstuck AU in any time period where they're both in the same profession. Whatever it is it should be more aligned with one of them, leaving the other one in a bad mood, but they stick together because they can't do without each other. Light stuff where it's played for humor or something dark with codependency etc. would both be equally appreciated, so go with your mood.

    Requested by: lesbian_jackinthebox

    • Aradia Megido
    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Roxy Lalonde

    How would Aranea and Latula react to their post-scratch selves, if given enough time to think about it together? Would this help them to become closer, or even farther apart? Basically, how would Latula and Aranea play off each other if given the chance?

    Requested by: lesbian_jackinthebox

    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • The Disciple (Homestuck)
    • The Dolorosa

    I'd love to see a story about The Disciple having conflicted feelings over the Signless and Dolorosa, preferably non-requited. Or, it could be a long forgotten and untold tale of the two reuniting after The Dolorosa's escape from Mindfang's ship. Either way, The Sufferer's Mom has got it goin' on.

    Requested by: lesbian_jackinthebox

    • Rare Pairing Tag
    • Rose Lalonde
    • The Disciple (Homestuck)

    Rose somehow ends up on past Alternia, meets up with some drones, and makes a lovely new friend. A hurt/comfort fanfic based after the Sufferer's execution is what I'm looking for, with some possible crushing from Rose's side.

    Requested by: lesbian_jackinthebox

    • Aradia Megido
    • Kanaya Maryam
    • Kanaya Maryam/Aradia Megido
    • Nepeta Leijon

    I'd like to see a bloodswap AU, with Heiress!Aradia, Bronze!Kanaya, and Teal!Nepeta. The three of them all planning their revolution against Aradia's tyrannical ancestor, and maybe getting closer as friends. There's a plot if you squint, but I mostly just want Kanaya being all flustered and awkward around Aradia, and Nepta trying her best to get them together, while still in the midst of this planning.

    Requested by: Stripe

    • Alpha Jade Harley
    • Alpha Rose Lalonde
    • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde

    Give me some alpha universe RoseJade or an alternate universe where they are still kicking the Condesce's butt while also kissing. I'd like something fun and actiony more than outright sad, and if it's an AU, they could even end up winning! I'd rather the age difference not be played up too much if it's there, however.

    Requested by: Stripe

    • Jade Harley
    • Spinneret Mindfang

    OK, crack ship of crack ships, but I want to see Jade and Mindfang interact in some capacity! It doesn't need to be a ship - they could easily be platonic enemies, or maybe Mindfang is just Jade's mentor. I'd prefer this be an AU over something canon compliant, but feel free to go wild with how you want these two to meet!

    Requested by: Stripe

    • Jade Harley

    I want something exploring the darker sides of Jade's personality. How did being Grimbark effect her? What sort of negative personality traits does she keep hidden under her sunny disposition? I don't necessarily want an out of character "yandere" Jade here - I just want to see her character explored in a way that isn't usually touched upon in fanworks.

    Requested by: Stripe

      I want to see some ladies time travelling. They could go to the future or past, it could be just one lady having awesome adventures on her own or the whole cast of Homestuck in the Magic School Bus or something.

      I'm leaving ships and characters up to you, but I'd love to see Jade, Rose, and/or Aradia, and Rose/Jade, Vriska/Terezi, and Aradia/Feferi are my favorite lady ships if you want to incorporate those somehow.

      Also travelling back into prehistory is highly encouraged. DINOSAURS.

      Requested by: Stripe

      • Jade Harley
      • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
      • Rose Lalonde

      Though the ship is half dudes, I'd really like to see some Beta OT4 with a focus on Rose/Jade Basically, I want to see how the two girls interact and love each other in the context of the polyamorous setting - how do they deal with the complications of living with and loving three people? How do they handle jealousy and sleeping arrangements and getting alone time? The boys don't even need to make an appearance if you like.

      I request that the relationship be healthy and relatively stable, though obviously bumps along the way are fine, so long as everything is OK in the end. It might be interesting to have them considering having kids, but this it totally optional, and you should not feel obligated to include it.

      Requested by: isozyme

      • Feferi Peixes
      • Kanaya Maryam
      • Rare Pairing Tag

      Kanaya Maryam/Feferi Peixes

      What does a troll with life powers do with an undead Kanaya? I know that an alive Feferi technically never coexists with Rainbow Drinker Kanaya, but I don't mind if you twist canon around on the asteroid.

      Any flavor of troll romance is fine!

      Requested by: isozyme

      • Terezi Pyrope
      • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
      • Vriska Serket

      I just read Ancillary Justice and it gave me a strong hankering for operatic space politics. I would love adult Vriska and Terezi in space, grinding the gears of the Alternian Empire. I particularly like ghosts in space, helmsmen, cramped shuttles, cavernous holds, and ruthless captains. Cameos from any other characters you care to add in would also be great!

      Requested by: isozyme

        Please please please write or draw me a Project Runway AU. I want Troll Tim Gunn really badly. I cannot think of a single lady homestuck character who would not be amazing in a Project Runway AU.

        Requested by: isozyme

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
        • Vriska Serket

        Rose Lalonde is that friend in the group who everyone falls in love with. I'd be delighted with a horrible love triangle centered on Rose please! Rose/Kanaya and Rose/Vriska are my suggestions but honestly take it wherever your Rose shipping heart desires -- any of the beta kids or beta trolls are fair game with me for Rose shipping. Up to you if the romantic polygon ends with a quadrants-style polyamorous resolution or heartbreak!

        Requested by: SailerScrimshaw

        • Jade Harley
        • Jane Crocker
        • Jane Crocker/Jade Harley

        jane is a hardboiled detective stressed out over paperwork, jade is a highly acclaimed scientist who knows just how to get her mind off things(even if she forgets stuff but shh). this can be gritty or cute, or somewhere in between.

        Requested by: SailerScrimshaw

        • Alpha Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        Rose didn't lose her seer powers in the reset and remembers a hell of a lot more than anyone should be faced with. To cope, she writes letters and shoves them in a box, but most of these letters are addressed to one alien in particular. Looking for reflective sadstuck.

        Requested by: SailerScrimshaw

        • The Dolorosa

        its a damn tough life full of toil and strife we trollmoms undergo. The Dolorosa just cant seem to keep her little pupa in one place and it nearly leads to a highblood eating cherry grubsauce.

        Requested by: affectionateTea

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde

        So I have this AU that I've always wanted to see done where Rose is running for some political position (in my head she starts with Senator and moves up from there) and Jade is her bodyguard/head of Secret Service and they kick ass and take names and make the world a better place! They can be platonic pale bros, or totally red, or even black, both working to make each other better and stronger and making out a little also. Basically I really want to see them rule the world, hehe. For art, campaign posters or propaganda for Rose (or her opponents, Vantas/Maryam) would be cool to see! Rosemary as a pairing is also 100% a-ok with me. Maybe they have a secret, taboo tryst going on and Rose is afraid Jade will be angry.... It doesn't interfere with her campaign though, honest!

        Requested by: affectionateTea

        • Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
        • Vriska Serket

        Pacific Rim AU. Terezi and Vriska are copilots, childhood friends and rivals, and now the world is depending on them to save it. But they haven't quite forgiven each other for that one time a particularly nasty kaiju took out Vriska's arm and blinded Terezi -- how are they supposed to work together when every time they drift, they keep bombarding each other with horrible memories of that fight? (optional: background Aradia and Sollux as the nerdy scientists, or other Jaeger copilot teams.)

        Requested by: affectionateTea

        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope

        I love that these two roleplayed back in the good ol' days and were silly and lighthearted and had fun (while tearing their enemies apart, of course) so anything with them hanging out and being bros would make me happy. It can be excerpts from canon, adventures on Alternia back sgrub, or it can be an AU, maybe they play DnD together every week with a group, or found each other in an online chatroom, or maybe Terezi is a successful lawyer but sometimes she just wants to pretend she's a little kid again and forget about all the scum she has to defend and Nepeta's always down for some hijinks. (they can also invite Aradia and Tavros if they feel inclined!)

        Requested by: argentConflagration

        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope

        It occurred to me a while back that in a gender-inverted world, Rose and Terezi would be the leaders of their respective sessions, and the place in the fandom occupied by JohnKat would instead be taken by RoseRezi. So if you think JohnKat is a ridiculous bunch of tired cliches, breathe new life into them with a different gender-twist. If you think JohnKat is adorable and has a sense of cosmic destiny about it, give Rose and Terezi a chance to shine in that role. If you know Featherbent or Promstuck or The Only Recipe For Lasagna You'll Ever Need, take that inspiration and run with it!

        Requested by: argentConflagration

        • Aradia Megido
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Terezi Pyrope

        A fun, enthusiastically-consensual three- or moresome. Pick three or more of Terezi, Jade, Aradia, Kanaya, and Rose. If a female character you choose has canonical interest in a male character, it'd be fine to include him too, so long as the women are still the focus. This doesn't need to be an explicit fic although it obviously can be--I'm most interested in seeing the discussion and banter leading up to the sex. Explicitness and kink are fine, but think "Oh Joy Sex Toy", not "Fifty Shades of Grey".

        Requested by: argentConflagration

        • Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
        • Vriska Serket

        When Terezi talked about her FLARPing days with Vriska, she described having felt lied to and manipulated. But she still considers her a friend, she still clearly loves her. For this request, I want you to show me a glimpse of their relationship prior to the game (you can make it a romantic relationship if you want, but it doesn't have to be). I want it to either be bittersweet, showing Terezi's powerful and confusing feelings toward Vriska, or be straight-up happy, but bittersweet because we both know how it ends. Gory deaths are fine, given that this is FLARP, but please no sex: they're only 12. I'd like this to be very much from Terezi's perspective.

        Requested by: argentConflagration

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        Superhero AU. Really anything involving Rose and Kanaya as a crime-fighting duo sounds awesome, but here are some particular suggestions:

        Meeting each other because they're both trying to track down the same villain, and falling in love
        Alter ego unrequited love swap: by day, Kanaya has a crush on her office coworker, by night, Rose is falling for her fellow superheroine. Hilarity obviously ensues.
        Training/sparring together, and the resulting sexual tension.
        A seriously life-endangering situation, with daring rescues, courageous self-sacrifice, The Power of Love, etc.

        Requested by: argentConflagration

        • Terezi Pyrope

        Terezi and her lusus. Terezi growing up obsessed with dragons, or Terezi's lusus teaching her a new way to see in her dreams, or Terezi meeting her lususprite and being able to talk to her for the first time. Just write me something that acknowledges the fact that Terezi has always cared about her lusus a lot.

        Requested by: libraryseraph

        • Calliope (Homestuck)
        • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
        • Jane Crocker
        • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
        • Roxy Lalonde

        Jane/roxy/calliope horror/comedy au
        featuring roxy as a mad scientist, calliope as the monster she created, and jane as a detective investiagting roxy's alledged crimes against nature

        Requested by: libraryseraph

        • Black Queen
        • Jane Crocker
        • The Condesce

        AU where, after her otherthrow by the Condesce, the black queen of the alpha session recruits Jane as her new arch agent to help her otherthrow the condesce
        (no jane/condesce or mindcontrol stuff please. janeroxy enjoyed but not required)

        Requested by: libraryseraph

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
        • Jadesprite
        • Rose Lalonde

        a character study about the relationships between jade, rose, and jadesprite. please include grimdark rose stuff and rose/jadesprite interactions (absolutely no grimbark jade)

        Requested by: libraryseraph

        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
        • Vriska Serket

        after Vriska's death, Terezi ends up in a red/black flip with Rose, but she's never sure how mch of it is actually attraction to Rose and how much is just rebound from Vriska and it's kind of shitty for everyone involved (please assume that whole "rose is now an alchoholic party girl who is constantly drunk" thig never happened

        Requested by: Panny

        • Meenah Peixes
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Rose Lalonde

        Pairing stuff: If you decide to do some Rose/Meenah, you literally can't go wrong. Doesn't matter which quadrant or whether you decide to forgo the quadrant system entirely, I am 100% down. If you really don't want to do that pairing, I would be fine with platonic stuff but I really do want the focus to at least be on interactions between them.

        Wants : I've become really fond of the idea of an Arthurian-style fantasy AU with these two (Meenah standing in for the role of Arthur and Rose being the not-as-bearded-but-occasionally-mustachioed Merlin). However, I'm pretty open to what you might like to do (AU or canon-compliant, fluffy or antagonistic, etc.). I would be really happy if whatever you do for these two was action/adventure-based. Most importantly have some fun with it, though!

        Do Not Wants: rape, incest, adult/child relationships and explicit underage sexual content

        Prefer Nots: explicit sexual content period, character death, humanstuck/trollstuck

        Requested by: Panny

        • Aradia Megido
        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Aradia Megido

        Pairing stuff: I like Aradia/Jade stuff mainly in redrom or outside of the quadrant system, but if you really ship it a different way then I can't say that I'd be adverse to an interesting interpretation.

        Wants : It's pretty hard to go wrong with literally anything for Jade/Aradia, to be honest. Canon-compliant stuff is great, but I also love all kinds of AUs (canon divergence and fairy tails are probably the two stand-out favourites, but seriously if you want to do a shounen sports anime AU or something equally off the beaten path then go for it). Action/adventure-based is always great. Most importantly have some fun with it, though!

        Do Not Wants: rape, incest, adult/child relationships and explicit underage sexual content

        Prefer Nots: explicit sexual content period, character death, humanstuck/trollstuck

        Requested by: Panny

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        Pairing stuff: All about that Rose/Kanaya goodness in redrom or outside of the quadrant system.

        Wants : I really liked that "Soul-Fraying Games" Paradox Space comic because it hit on what I've always really liked about Rose/Kanaya - mainly, that they're both massive nerds. Anything playing with their shared dorky interests would make me ecstatic. An AU where author!Rose is drawn into discussion by fangirl!Kanaya who insists that her cringe-worthy early work is the best thing Rose ever wrote. Something canon-compliant where, for lack of anything better to do, they write and/or read terrible supernatural romance together while on the meteor. An AU where they are the terrible supernatural romance, it's them. Wherever your heart leads you. Most importantly have some fun with it, though!

        Do Not Wants: rape, incest, adult/child relationships and explicit underage sexual content

        Prefer Nots: explicit sexual content period, character death, humanstuck/trollstuck

        Requested by: Panny

        • Jane Crocker
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Terezi Pyrope

        Pairing stuff: Red Jane/Terezi? Black Jane/Terezi? Ignoring the quadrants Jane/Terezi? Platonic Jane & Terezi? All good.

        Wants : Detective stuff, detective stuff, detective stuff. Whether you want to take it solemn-murder-mystery-seriously or do something wacky-hijinks-hilarious is up to you. You also have a lot of freedom of interpretation as to what their dynamic would look like. Do they bond over their shared tenacity in solving the case? Do their differing investigation styles cause friction? Most importantly, have fun with it!

        Do Not Wants: rape, incest, adult/child relationships and explicit underage sexual content

        Prefer Nots: explicit sexual content period, character death, humanstuck/trollstuck

        Requested by: Panny

        • Jade Harley
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Vriska Serket

        Pairing stuff: I really like pale stuff between these two. Blackrom is also good. If you're one of those people who doesn't like humans in quadrants, you can forgo them entirely. Platonic stuff is also fine.

        Wants : I tend to like stuff where these two are pushed together by circumstance and have to find a way to deal with each other, but I'm pretty open to what you might like to do. AU or canon-compliant, either is fine with me. I just think that they're a really great clash of personalities. Most importantly have some fun with it, though!

        Do Not Wants: rape, incest, adult/child relationships and explicit underage sexual content

        Prefer Nots: explicit sexual content period, character death, humanstuck/trollstuck

        Requested by: anthrop

        • The Disciple (Homestuck)

        I am quite shamelessly going to copy-paste the text blurb from roachpatrol's art (linked) here, because ever since she posted that piece I have been fondly attached to it:

        i really like the idea that the signless met the disciple by falling into one of her traps, and then having to tell her a story every night to keep from being breakfast! eventually he tells her such good stories and he’s so worn out and feverish from his imprisonment that she takes pity on him and lets him free and then follows him around for the rest of his life but still every night he tells her a story so she doesn’t eat him—though he suspects, by eight or nine sweeps in, that she might be joking.

        I know this requires a male character in the forefront of things, sorry! You may bring in other female ancestors, or make it a re-telling from the modern Alternian trolls a la Troll A Thousand and One Nights , or do whatever you please to make this one come about.

        (Of course, this one hinges on roach being ok with you drawing/writing fanart for this. Please ask beforehand if this is the prompt you want to do!)
        ((no explicit please!)

        Requested by: anthrop

        • Aradia Megido
        • Feferi Peixes
        • Kanaya Maryam

        In Irish folklore, a banshee wails nearby when someone is about to die. Alternia is a planet rife with death and death folklore, a planet literally teeming with ghosts and a species that sees angels as devils. What might some of the monsters out there be? Can be a monster/myth AU, pre- or post-Sgrub. Characters selected are suggestions, not required, and you can bring in whomever you like to go poke the zombie with the stick. Approximately a million points in your favor if somebody's bodily autonomy gets chucked out the window.

        (no explicit please!)

        Requested by: anthrop

        • Jade Harley
        • Kanaya Maryam

        Post-Sburb/Sgrub. I'd love to see these two characters working together, continuing their Space thing, caretakers and matronly figures for a whole new universe of fools bumbling about on their little planets. God AU if you like, or treat it like a game of cosmic Risk. Bringing in other characters and/or pairings is a-ok!

        Requested by: TheAspieBandit

        • Aradia Megido

        Aradia goes through a lot of changes through the game. Being Alive, being dead, then a frog, then a robot, then alive again.
        I'd like something that takes one of those states (Or many of them) and how that changed Aradia's perception about how things were going?
        Especially when she goes from high emotional state to low, or the other way round. (Alive to dead, Frog to robot, Robot to godtier)
        As a time player, it is completely possible for Aradia to meet herself, if you want to play around with that!

        Requested by: TheAspieBandit

        • Aradia Megido
        • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
        • Feferi Peixes

        Maybe something that plays with their places on the hemospectrum? Where Feferi is the Empress (Or going to be soon?) and Aradia works in the palace (Spaceship?) and they have to sneak around because *gasp!* the empress can't fill a quadrant with the lowest blooded troll around!
        I would prefer it to have a happy take, with no mention of the lifespan issue please. As well as the rampant bad things that would realistically happen in trollish society.
        For Quadrants Red or Pale please! I don't really want Black or Ashen
        (If you want to set this in Beforus you are more than welcome to, Alternia also being fine. Hell, if you decided to do humanstuck I would be more than happy)

        Requested by: TheAspieBandit

        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Vriska Serket

        Tea Parties on LOLCAT of the probably black rom type? Though I could also see them Red. Lots of snarking from Vriska while Nepeta happily roleplays until Vriska finally caves?
        I don't know. I like this pairing, there isn't much of it and I needed to fill another box.
        Making this gen is also ok. I can't tick both the boxes

        Requested by: TheAspieBandit

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        The rating on this can be ramped up if you so desire.
        Rose and Kanaya are both participating in NaNoWriMo. They meet up at a writing group, and romance happens around the hectic pace of the competition.

        Requested by: monkeyfeatherss

        • Feferi Peixes
        • Jade Harley
        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Roxy Lalonde

        A tea party! I'd love to see any number of the ladies (especially the ones listed!) having a cute afternoon tea party together. Something light and fluffy would be perfect, but it could also be a more serious piece where they talk out their troubles. The main point is just to have everyone bonding and being really supportive of each other! C: And little touches of romance would be cool too. (Bonus points if Equius is also at the tea party. Not as the main focus, of course, but Equius at a tea party would be fun!)

        Requested by: monkeyfeatherss

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        Something sweet and slow. Not precisely fluff, but no porn either. Centered around a tender, loving moment between Rose and Kanaya. Perhaps a reunion after time spent apart, or just them having a heart-to-heart. The sweeter, the better! Give me a toothache! I'd prefer it to be just a private moment with just Rose and Kanaya alone, but if any other characters happen to fit in, then I trust you, creator!

        Requested by: monkeyfeatherss

        • Jane Crocker
        • Nanna (Homestuck)

        What would happen if Nanna and Jane met each other? I want to see how they would each confront an alternate version of themselves. Perhaps Nanna would guide Jane and help her grow, or Jane would remind Nanna of what it's like to be young and afraid. Or maybe they'd be jarred by meeting each other, even repulsed by each other's flaws? It's up to you to decide! I love Jane in all iterations and I want to see them collide, no matter how.

        Requested by: obreon

        • Calliope (Homestuck)
        • Jade Harley
        • Jane Crocker
        • Roxy Lalonde

        I would like to see happy fluffy sleep-over-ish shenanigans, like eating pizza and talking about feelings and the like. Maybe some prank calling of boys would be in order. Please only light flirting, if that! I want this to be a pool of friend love.

        Requested by: obreon

        • Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
        • Vriska Serket

        I want to see Vriska and Terezi interacting sometime after Vriska's killed by Terezi. (probably through dream bubbles or mysterious game mechanics). Preferably, there will be lots of drama and punches thrown, and maybe some making out. I don’t really want a resolution, I just wanna see this situation play out.

        Requested by: obreon

        • Jade Harley

        I'd love seeing Jade being badass and exploring and killing things. Jade exploring space would be A+. (something in a no-sburb au, probably). Not too serious, I’d like it to be something like a fun jaunt where Jade gets to kill things and save the day! I'd like it to focus on Jade, but interaction with any characters (especially Karkat, Kanaya, or Rose) would be great too!

        Requested by: obreon

        • Calliope (Homestuck)
        • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
        • Roxy Lalonde

        *pale Roxy/Calliope (I didn't know if I was supposed to put that in the relationship part or not but...) ok, so I'd like a story/art about Roxy’s life being a lonely teenage kid. Featuring conversations with Calliope, also sad lonely teenage kid (before sburb begins). They can be not-lonely together and chat online and maybe write or draw together. I'd like it to be mainly focused on the relationship between Roxy and Calliope.

        Requested by: kylobe

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde

        College AU, they live together and do a lot of snuggling on sofas and wear a lot of fancy big city fashions. They have a cat and a dog maybe? Jade fills the apartment with houseplants. Something domestic - maybe Rose comes home stressed from a unsuccessful writing session in a cafe, or from a bad day at uni (if she goes?), and Jade cheers her up with some jokes and a nice meal and a kiss-snuggle. I'd like them both to not be white, and not cis.

        Requested by: kylobe

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde

        Hogwarts AU, winter trip to Hogsmeade! Jade drags them all along to the dating cafe there, Puddifoot's tea shop, and they have a fun day out with lots of hand holding and snowball fights. I'm not militant about house headcanons but I'd love to see Jade as a Gryffindor, Kanaya as a Hufflepuff, and Rose as a Slytherin. I'd like them to not be white, and not cis.

        Requested by: kylobe

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
        • Roxy Lalonde

        Science girlfriends playing videogames while drilling each other hardcore about physics and gun types. It's a tough call who wins but I think Jade would scrape it. Probably ends up with them distracting each other by kissing and talking about science. I'd like them both to not be white, and not cis.

        Requested by: PhoenixGryffin

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        I'd like to see political power couple Rose/Kanaya. I don't care if it's an AU or not, I'd just be interested in seeing both Rose and Kanaya as political power players who are able to get what they want through very skilled oratorical speeches, among other things. Perhaps some blackmail is involved?

        Requested by: PhoenixGryffin

        • Jane Crocker
        • Roxy Lalonde

        Basically, what I'm looking for is more or less Sweet Roxy and Hella Jane. (or Sweet Jane and Hella Roxy?) This can be fulfilled however you like. Maybe Roxy and Jane somehow find themselves trapped in a world of ironically awful art and have to escape? Maybe they have an adventure with their token cherub friend Calliope? Or maybe Roxy just can't stop falling down all those stairs. This can be pure crack or played totally straight, it's your call entirely.

        Requested by: PhoenixGryffin

        • Aranea Serket

        This can be anything, so long as it's Aranea-centric, and it can be before, during, or after the events that have taken place so far in the comic. The only caveat is that Aranea's got to be at least somewhat sympathetic of a character- I see so many people describe Aranea as just 'a huge bitch ughhh' without recognizing that she did have motives for what she did, no matter how misguided they may have been. Basically I just really want more Aranea appreciation?

        Requested by: AliveArsenic

        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope

        I just feel like this pairing is underrated and we don't see much of it. They obviously share the same interests and care about each other a lot - plus their interactions are so cute ! I'm really thrilled about them meeting in person, even if their planet was destroyed, it must have been nice meeting a friend, so something about their meeting would be fantastic !

        Requested by: AliveArsenic

        • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

        Anything on the Handmaid would immensely please me. I don't know, she was kind of Death incarnate, and it must have been really lonely walking alone for years and years. Something about her job as the killer of all things would be so nice ! I've always wondered how she felt, what she looked like !

        Requested by: AliveArsenic

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        They're like, my favourite OTP, and if you can't do anything sexual, it's fine, really, but I'd really like to see something going on between the two - with Rose obviously into weird alien genitalia and Kanaya trying her best not to freak her out, even if it's remotely impossible, and maybe something sweet, intimate - that would be nice !

        Requested by: OvaltineAuthoress

        • Alpha Jade Harley
        • The Condesce

        An analysis of Jade and the Condesce's relationship. Maybe a description of her murder.

        Requested by: OvaltineAuthoress

        • Roxy Lalonde

        An account of Roxy's life growing up with the carapaces? Maybe her trying to learn about her mother.

        Requested by: OvaltineAuthoress

        • Terezi Pyrope
        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
        • Vriska Serket

        Terezi and Vriska as bikers in the 1950's.

        Requested by: OvaltineAuthoress

        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

        Moody Victorian Romance between Rose and Kanaya. Extra points if there is kissing in the rain.

        Requested by: Kaprikorn

        • Roxy Lalonde
        • Terezi Pyrope

        Legends speak of ancient dragons, versed in magic, willing to grant enormous power to those who come before them and know how to ask the right questions. Roxy, seeking the strength to protect her home, has absolutely no clue what these questions are. On the other hand, hey, these dragons are ancient, right? She bets they've never seen the Internet before.

        It has been eons since a human has found her, and she comes bearing news of internets and memes and tumblrs and snapchats. Terezi Pyrope's interest is piqued. Roxy and Terezi, introducing an ancient supernatural being to a modern world and also maybe saving that world in the process. Can or cannot include making out, to your preference. Bonus if you can work in the other trolls as different supernatural beings.

        Requested by: Kaprikorn

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde

        Fantasy AU. Rose Lalonde, Oracle, has seen the signs of an impending catastrophe, and only a Witch's power can stop it. Jade Harley is actually a scientist , thank you very much, but she'll help anyway. Makeouts ensue.

        Requested by: Kaprikorn

        • Aradia Megido
        • Rose Lalonde
        • Rose Lalonde/Aradia Megido

        Aradia Megido, searching ruins far older than the Alternian Empire, accidentally stirs an alien demigod from her slumber. Rose figures there are worse sights to wake up to then attractive troll archaeologists.

        Requested by: Kaprikorn

        • Roxy Lalonde

        Roxy Lalonde and martial arts, either by herself or with someone else. You can go anywhere with this - character study, fighting drones or monsters, teaching martial arts as prelude to a relationship, wherever you like.

        Requested by: Kaprikorn

        • Jade Harley
        • Terezi Pyrope

        The apocalypse has passed, civilizations are scattered among silicon dust and crumbling skyscrapers, and Terezi Pyrope and Jade Harley find themselves thrown together in the aftermath. Maybe they're just trying to survive. Maybe they're trying to rebuild civilization. Maybe they're exploring the skeletons of the world's lost cities, trying to figure out what exactly caused the end. (Robots? Demons? Aliens? You decide.) Either way, Pyrope, Harley, and a battered, struggling world still bearing scars. Can be as shippy or not as you like.

        Requested by: Saro

        • Fefetasprite
        • Jane Crocker
        • Roxy Lalonde

        I'd like to see these three hanging out and having fun before the whole birthday fiasco went down. Dear, sweet, precious Fefeta was apparently quite the talker: what did she talk about with Roxy and Jane? Or perhaps they all went out adventuring together. I'm all right with a little Jane/Roxy romance, if you want to; I'd just like to see the three enjoying themselves.

        Requested by: Saro

        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Terezi Pyrope
        • Vriska Serket

        Nepeta and Terezi rope Vriska into roleplaying with them. Perhaps Terezi and her assistant Nepeta are carrying out a sentence on the dread criminal Vriska? I feel like this could go in a number of different ways, so if you have something you'd really like to do for it, go ahead!

        Requested by: Saro

        • Jade Harley
        • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
        • Roxy Lalonde

        Roxy and Jade are research scientists, working together on some esoteric science problem (ectobiology? fenestrated planes? the physics of appearification? something else entirely?) when something goes wrong. How do the two deal with the problem? Does it affect their relationship, and if it does, how so? I'm fine with them being friends or having a romantic relationship, so feel free to go in whatever direction you choose.

        Requested by: dashery

        • Kanaya Maryam

        FAST CARS AU. Famous, fashionable, and strikingly attractive NASCAR racer Kanaya Maryam leads a fast-paced life, but the fun and fulfilling relationship she holds with a member of her pit crew keeps her stable and speeding forward. This request is open to any quadrant or friendship. All I'm really here for is Kanaya in a race car outfit. Everything else is just beautiful gravy.

        Requested by: dashery

        • Jade Harley
        • Rose Lalonde

        SPORTS AU. Any other ladies, any relationships, any sport --I am here for the sweat, the competition, the camaraderie, the endless Disney medley sing-alongs on the bus to away games, the different body types that all mean business, muscles, blisters, and THE BIG GAME. Jade and Rose are the heart of the team, captain and ace.

        If you do not know any Earth sports I am also interested in Alternian sports. Powers need not be nerfed.

        I also totally consider competitive swing dance a sport.

        Requested by: dashery

        • Jane Crocker

        FANTASY AU. The Crockers are a respected, if mercantile, family of baking magic practitioners--because what is a recipe if not a spell, and what is a good, nourishing, heartwarming meal if not magic?--widely known for their simple cake charms, but capable of much more complex workings, especially when it comes to the extension or use of human life. Jane, come recently of age to open her own patelier (get it, patisserie+atelier, hoo hoo) with her familiar the Good Cat, finds herself biting off more than she can chew...

        And that of course is open to interpretation--she could be getting in over her head with a relationship, or delving moustache-deep into a magi-political murder mystery. Anything is possible when you can make friends and "influence" people with delicious food.

        Requested by: dashery

        • Latula Pyrope
        • Redglare
        • Terezi Pyrope

        DURING THE 3Y METEOR TRIP. For once out of the company of her fellow alpha trolls, Latula meets with a dispirited Terezi in the dream bubbles. They talk about learning--in groups, on one's own--beliefs, and what it means to be a Seer, a Knight, and a Hero of Mind. Bonus points for Ancestor talk. Bonus COOKIE points for analysis of Latula's Ancestor (Alpha Terezi).

        Requested by: dashery

        • Nanna (Homestuck)

        HISTORICAL BUT CANON-COMPLIANT, I GUESS? Nanna would have been in her early thirties when the U.S.A. entered World War II, precisely the median age required of a nurse for the American Red Cross. How did her strength sustain her overseas? What work did she do to save lives? In what way did her efforts undermine her grandmother's reign?

        I'd prefer no one to feature the Holocaust in this fill.

        Requested by: MorriganFearn

        • Damara Megido
        • Porrim Maryam
        • Rare Pairing Tag

        I'm really fascinated with the way Porrim seems to be basically really cool with Damara in a "Oh, she's just the way she is, which I admit is yes, creepy, but that's who she is" way, and really invested in finding out more about her alternate life on Alternia, while Damara was respectful enough not to be verbally nasty when hanging around Porrim (Kanaya's presence might have contributed, but maybe not?). I'd love to see something that delved into their characters as friends or potential lovers.

        If Friends: I'm a much bigger sucker for non-romantic stories/pictures than romantic ones. I LOVE AUs, and will happily have a lovely fashion show of Damara and Porrim being much fashion, or going on an adventure together (Something while their game is still running, maybe, Porrim helping to solve puzzles on Damara's land? Dark with the specter of Damara having already begun her attack on everyone is just as good as fluffy bonding time), or a thoughtful character study of how their classes and aspects interact. Characterization through plot is a big thing for me.

        If Romance: Given how sticky Damara's love life is, particularly red, reluctance on that front, or developing through the reluctance would be perfectly acceptable, though I do not want to see a scenario with "I like you, but you sleep around too much for me to get together with you." If that's the crux of the problem for how relationship would play out, I would much prefer "I like you, but I have been very hurt by betrayal in my red quadrant, and I'm not opening myself up to it again, and I'm still hoping to get back together with him, which would be unfair to you." Polyamory (in line with troll expectations of two romantic partners, or poly in one quadrant) is good. Not delving into that aspect of the relationship is fine. as well.

        Please feel free to have undertones of romance (and if you want to go into other quadrants than red, go for it! Make me fall in love with rivalrous kismesissitude most passionate, give me them in pale adamant, get austicepicing with an interested third party) in a gen steampunk adventures on a zepplin piece, or have a storied backdrop of an epic sage for a pronzy one. Mixing and matching ideas is always great.

        No eye horror please, and even if there are unhealthy aspects to the relationship (please do not shy away from depicting that if you read it unhealthily) I would not like the relationship as a whole to be unhealthy.

        Requested by: MorriganFearn

        • Aradia Megido
        • Jane Crocker
        • Rare Pairing Tag

        Wow I love these two in any quadrant. I'd love to see them in a sci fi type scene running around having adventures together. Ensemble casts are my love, but a focus on Jane and Aradia is really the idea thing. A character study piece of how the maid class plays out in their interpersonal relations, or one about transformation, and radically altered states of mind would be lovely. For more AU works, again, I can easily see them in a sci fi type setting, with Jane adhering to the space law, and Aradia a rogue element, and they come together and have adventures on a salvage ship. Or Jane and Aradia: noir detectives. Or a rendition of The Mummy, as an AU.

        Although I'm putting this one as any rating I would rather not receive explicit porn if this is the character and prompt set that takes your fancy. Also, no eye horror and again, primarily healthy relationships are my jam.

        Requested by: MorriganFearn

        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Redglare
        • The Disciple (Homestuck)
        • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

        I have a pretty serious problem with Homestuck's Ancestors, and I would be thrilled to see more work for them. I love to see the Handmaid fucking with people on a sliding scale from angry "You cannot change things, why do you even try?" to smugly amused "You cannot change things and I will show you why." With Redglare is struggling between what she believes is right (The teachings of the Signless), and what she knows is just (The law of Alternia), who deeply believes that it is possible to fight and change things. That decisions matter. And then there's the Disciple who's seen so much shit and is now keeping words alive and giving them meaning and life without body, and absolutely the last person to tell that her struggles are useless to. Anyway, I'd love to see something centering on all three of these ladies, whether about their more mundane lives, or the weird religious tangles that they're all caught in, one way or another (Near deity, believer, and mother of the faith, believer, and teacher all combined).

        If character studies aren't your thing, what about a spy AU? Or an in-canon story about an operation to kill off the Disciple as an enemy of the state gone completely wrong due to Handmaidy interference. Or possibly dealing with a handmaid appearance where everyone knows a hive town will be wiped off the map after she's done due to the state's typical reaction, but the Disciple is trying to get people out of the path of danger anyway.

        I'm not sure if this lends itself to romantic shipping, but as always, I am open to any quadrant and any ship combination. Pale Redglare and Disciple dealing with Redglare and the Handmaid's mutual black crush? Bring it on. A gray situation? Always cool. Everything red? Awesome.

        Although I'm putting this one as 'any rating' I would rather not receive explicit porn if this is the character and prompt set that takes your fancy. Also, no eye horror.

        Requested by: MorriganFearn

        • Aradia Megido
        • Kanaya Maryam
        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Terezi Pyrope

        This is more of a free-for-all prompt, though if you could work in Aradia/Nepeta or Nepeta/Terezi I would be in raptures. I would love to see a lovely adventure for these girls. Maybe exploring canyons, or participating in a FLARP game, or working together to solve a mystery some how. I would just love to see team work and co-operation happening with a liberal dose of silliness and having fun together, and being friends. Someone is in danger and the other three swing into action! A puzzle must be solved, and it takes all their skills together to do it. Something of that nature.

        Although I'm putting this one as 'any rating' I would rather not receive explicit porn if this is the character and prompt set that takes your fancy. Also, no eye horror.

        Requested by: MorriganFearn

        • Aradia Megido
        • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
        • Feferi Peixes
        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Rare Pairing Tag

        Similarly to the prompt above, I'd love to see this combination of characters playing off each other in some way. A conversation about their differing points of view on friendship, and caring. A fairytale AU of some flavor. My kingdom for some good black Aradia and Feferi, with red Nepeta and Feferi, or any other combination. They're lively brave girls with radically different points of view and it be great to see them ghost hunting, or playing necromancy games, or situated them in an urban magic AU.

        Although I'm putting this one as 'any rating' I would rather not receive explicit porn if this is the character and prompt set that takes your fancy. Also, no eye horror.

        Requested by: bramblePatch

        • Alpha Jade Harley
        • Alpha Rose Lalonde

        I'd like to see something of Alpha Jade and Alpha Rose as mentor and protege in the early days of the resistance, before Jade acquired a meteorbaby and then died.

        Requested by: bramblePatch

        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • The Dolorosa
        • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

        There aren't a great many trolls who would dare to be kind to the Handmaid of Death, but the Dolorosa has a bold and nurturing nature, and she has it on good authority that the Demoness is as much a troll as she is, if one who has been dealt a very poor hand in life. And though the Handmaid knows that the rebellion is doomed to failure and obscurity, and the jadeblood is doomed to slavery and death... well, she can't be picky as to where she finds comfort, can she?

        Requested by: bramblePatch

        • Peregrine Mendicant
        • Rare Pairing Tag
        • Snowman (Homestuck)

        This prompt would either presume that the Alternian trolls' session's PM was among the carapaces exiled from the Incipisphere, or require some sort of AU. I'd like it if you kept or even played up the film noir feel of the Midnight Crew intermission, if you choose to do an AU.

        Living as a Prospitian in Dersite-dominated Midnight City isn't easy, and the former Parcel Mistress of Prospit is just trying to keep her head down and make a living as a courier. It's what she knows, after all. She certainly didn't intend to catch the interest of the deposed Black Queen, or to get tangled up in the affairs of the notorious Felt Gang. And once she's involved, the only place more dangerous than being with Snowman might be not being on the woman's arm.

        Requested by: bramblePatch

        • Aranea Serket
        • Latula Pyrope
        • Meenah Peixes

        Non-Sgrub AU - The reigning empress of the Beforan Empire meets an untimely, unexpected end. Meenah's ill-prepared to take the throne, especially with the unstable political situation which may or may not have contributed to her Ancestor's death but certainly is stirred up by the sudden change of regime, but she's going to need to consolidate her power quickly, or risk being deposed or assassinated, herself.

        I've tagged Aranea and Latula for this prompt because they seem to be closer confidantes of Meenah than the others and therefore most likely to be at her side as she ascends the throne, but please don't hesitate to include the other Beforan girls if you wish!

        Requested by: bramblePatch

        • Nepeta Leijon
        • Terezi Pyrope

        Adorable vicious beast LARP shenanigans with Terezi and Nepeta. Shippy or gen are both perfectly acceptable.

        Requested by: MonkofLightandirony

        • Calliope (Homestuck)
        • Jade Harley
        • Roxy Lalonde

        Dream bubble party!!!! Any characters you want plus Calliope and Jade for sure. Maybe everyone's designing trollsonas or humansonas? Maybe everyone's complaining about boys? Maybe they're just being a bunch of dorks? Go crazy!

        Requested by: MonkofLightandirony

        • Aradia Megido
        • Feferi Peixes
        • Porrim Maryam
        • Rose Lalonde

        These ladies are the ones I associate the most with alternative fashion, so I think a Middle School AU with all of them just discovering alt fashion and getting rly into it would be great! Bonus points if they're all really bad at it but don't know it, and years later they find their pictures and are like "oh god wHY". If anyone else strikes you as being into alt fashion, pls add them!

        Requested by: MonkofLightandirony

        • Jade Harley
        • Rose Lalonde

        There is a want for Rose and Jade relationships of any sort, so pls show theirs off in all it's glory! Platonic, romantic, platonic to romantic, whatever! I'm cool with it as long as it contains them being dorks.

        Requested by: MonkofLightandirony

          The differences and similarities between the ancestors and the incarnations that we know have always fascinated me. Pick your favorite(s) and examine them. How are they similar? How are they different? Does the SBURB player feel some need to fill their shoes? Is she proud of her alternate self? Ashamed?

          Requested by: confiscatedretina

          • Jade Harley
          • Kanaya Maryam
          • Rare Pairing Tag
          • Rose Lalonde
          • Terezi Pyrope

          Terezi comfort fluff! Just...anything that makes Terezi happy! Relationship preference, if any, would be dog tier Jade, but really, I just want to see Terezi having a good time with her favorite ladies after all the crap she's been through in-comic of late. Can be anything from completely tame fluff to total porn, whatever you feel most inspired to do. :) If Terezi being blind again can be worked in, that would be awesome (either before the story or as a plot point).

          Requested by: confiscatedretina

          • Jade Harley
          • Latula Pyrope
          • Rare Pairing Tag
          • Redglare
          • Terezi Pyrope

          Jade Harley and a trio of Pyropes! I kind of just want to see Jade with Pyropes a lot sometimes. :D Anything you can think of for this one! Jade helps Redglare deliver some righteous/r4d1c4l justice with dragons and werewolves! Latula tries to teach Jade some r4d skateboard tricks! Jade's ghost helps Terezi get some R3V3NG3! Again, can be any rating from random fluff to outright porn or anything in between. If you can fit all three Pyropes in here, that would be awesome! :) Jade/any Pyrope or Jade/all the Pyropes is the relationship preference for this one, if any. :D

          Requested by: confiscatedretina

          • Aranea Serket
          • Rare Pairing Tag
          • The Condesce
          • Vriska Serket

          Watching Her Imperious Condescension snap Aranea's neck was so satisfying. More Aranea torment at those flawlessly manicured and fabulous hands, please! It'd be glorious if Aranea came to admire/worship or had always admired/worshiped The Condesce in some fashion. Bonus fun: Vriska quite enjoys watching her Beforan counterpart brought even lower and contrasts The Condesce with Meenah and Feferi. Maybe some Condesce/Vriska somewhere in there... :D If this goes into fetish territory, I'm really just about dominance and power play, the putting of a Serket in her place, and I wouldn't say no to some pain, blood, and bondage, but I'd like to avoid any outright torture. I don't know if it's even possible, but working consent from all parties into this would be amazing. Ships (where possible): One-sided Aranea/Condesce and any variant on Condesce/Vriska.

          Requested by: confiscatedretina

          • Jade Harley
          • Rare Pairing Tag
          • Terezi Pyrope

          Terezi Pyrope lives in a slightly supernatural but contemporary-ish modern world (Earth, Alternia, some mix of the two, somewhere else entirely...), which enables her to be a blind alien cop with just enough experience under her belt to have finally joined the elite K9 unit. She did not know, until tonight, that her new K9 partner is a rookie cop werewolf, one exceedingly optimistic (and able to transform at will into a criminal-terrifying monster) dog tier Jade Harley. This would all be barely tolerable until a horrendous crime is committed on their watch and it's up to these two to solve it and stop it from happening again! Bonus points if said criminal/slaughtered-and-maimed victim is some form of Makara or Ampora. :D Scene(s) of Jade going from bubbly and friendly to terrifying wolf monster and tearing through criminal scum at senior officer Terezi's command would also be a great bonus. :) Again, any rating you wish! And, of course, if any shipping goes on, Terezi/Jade is my forever OTP. :)

          Requested by: confiscatedretina

          • Kanaya Maryam
          • Rare Pairing Tag
          • Redglare
          • Terezi Pyrope
          • The Dolorosa

          Something that compares and contrasts the relationships of Redglare and Dolorosa with Terezi and Kanaya. I'd love to see a Redglare/Dolorsa angle where they had a good, healthy romantic relationship up until one of them died (and then continuing after?). Terezi/Kanaya fluff would be cute, too, but is not required. Highlighting positive similarities between these two pairings would be wonderful to read. :) It would be awesome to see some Latula-esque qualities in Redglare (insecurity, unbearably cool r4dn3ss, etc) and a bit of Porrim-ness in Dolorosa (tattoos, piercings, etc) and maybe some unexpected reversals from their Beforan counterparts (deaf Redglare, totally faithful Dolorosa, etc). Any rating your heart desires!

          Requested by: bannanachan

          • Jade Harley
          • Kanaya Maryam
          • Rose Lalonde
          • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
          • Roxy Lalonde

          I just really want some happy Rosemary fanfiction after the 10/25 update. Preferably with Roxy and Jade guest-starring? Preferably an AU setting but not necessarily.

          Requested by: bannanachan

          • Rose Lalonde
          • Roxy Lalonde

          I would love to see some Lalondes dealing with substance abuse issues in a realistic way. Setting and guest characters are your call, but please no Lalondecest; it's really not my thing.

          Requested by: bannanachan

          • Aradia Megido
          • Latula Pyrope

          I would love to just see these ladies hanging out and being friends, kissing optional. Not necessarily in the spirit of Ladystuck, but I ship Solradia and Mitula both really strongly. For the occasion though I'd prefer to see the ladies bonding together sans-Captors.

          Requested by: bannanachan

          • Jade Harley
          • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
          • Rose Lalonde

          This is a ridiculous long-shot, so it's the last one and I doubt anyone will be interested. But if you happen to have seen Cabin in the Woods, I re-watched it not long ago and have been desperately wanting crossover fic with Jade as one of the scientists and Rose as one of the sacrifices (maybe the virgin, your call) subverting their plans. I realize this is incredibly niche but I would be so, so happy to read it if you happen to know what I'm talking about.

          Requested by: ymirjotunn

          • Kanaya Maryam
          • Rose Lalonde
          • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

          hop on back to when rose was still grimdark. now pretend kanaya and rose had met when that was still a thing. now consider: rose being consumed by grimdark forces, potential body horror and tons of monstrous events and activities; everyone around her believes she's only a vessel now for the alien beings of pure evil of the Furthest Ring and they can't help but avoid her, even when she's not having an episode. kanaya does not avoid her. kanaya never avoids her. talk dirty to me (or perfectly clean, i'm not partial either way) about hurt/comfort and grimdark possession and body horror and loving someone despite fearing them.

          Requested by: ymirjotunn

          • Latula Pyrope
          • Terezi Pyrope

          latula and terezi, both transfeminine or trans women. can be humanstuck or normal verse! exploring disability and transness and femininity together, helping each other out, supporting each other, as sisters are wont to do :D

          Requested by: ymirjotunn

          • Terezi Pyrope
          • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
          • Vriska Serket

          scourge sisters humanstuck! maybe they are disgusting roommates (equally dirty rooms on both sides of the tape they've used to divide the entire apartment) who are on-and-off girlfriends. maybe they are roleplay buddies. maybe they co-own a boxing club and have a strict no-fighting-each-other rule because the one time they did they ended up having kinda bloody sex, which stained terezi's favorite sheets permanently, hence the rule! the options are endless!

          my only caveat: please don't make them both white :')

          Requested by: ymirjotunn

          • Aradia Megido
          • Jade Harley
          • Jade Harley/Aradia Megido

          jade and aradia are the two lady characters in homestuck i headcanon as being Very Very aro (although not necessarily ace). can i have queerplatonic maybe-sexual-with-each-other-maybe-not jaderadia? c:

          Requested by: sleepyempress

          • Feferi Peixes
          • The Condesce

          Feferi and the Condesce's relationship--or lack thereof--as the spunky young heiress comes of age with ideas that are radically progressive. I live, eat, and breathe politics, so the denser and more convoluted this one is, the happier I will be. If the intricacies of political theory aren't your thing, splendidly dressed Peixes finding clever ways to snub each other is also A+.

          Requested by: sleepyempress

          • Aranea Serket
          • Meenah Peixes
          • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket

          This relationship has the potential for a lot of depth and tragedy (in addition to a ton of fish puns), especially given that we just saw Aranea strangled and killed by the alternate version of the person probably closest to her. Explore that.

          Requested by: sleepyempress

          • Jade Harley

          Am I allowed to make a prompt that is just "Jade Harley being awesome"? Because that is what I am doing here. Space powers! Robots! Smashing things! Guns! Any combination of those is rad, really.

          Requested by: sleepyempress

            just go nuts.

            (you know that Ladystuck thing you have always wanted to do? DO IT.)

            Requested by: scrunch

            • Calliope (Homestuck)
            • Jade Harley
            • Jadesprite

            Recycling one of my prompts from Ladystuck 2013! It has been vaguely implied that Jade has met Calliope's alternate self -- who took over from Caliborn as the dominant personality, instead of vice versa -- at some point earlier in the comic, likely remembering encounters she had as pre-prototyped Jadesprite before merging with her to ascend to godtier. I'd love to see thoughts or artistic depictions as to how this could have occurred, the dynamic between them and/or what Alternate Calliope would have been like -- ultimately good, as Calliope envisioned her, or sharing the same traits that Caliborn utilised to destroy her? Can bring in any other characters (eg would the ghost of Alternate Caliborn be hanging around?) and I don't mind either way if you want to add romance or not.

            Requested by: scrunch

            • Jade Harley
            • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Rose Lalonde

            Rose, Jade and Kanaya roleplay Twilight! Established relationship(s) or friendship; though I would prefer something not super kinky/explicitly sexual. Either way, I'd love to see a light, humorous and melodramatic scenario played out to honour this excellent piece of modern Young Adult literature.

            Requested by: scrunch

            • Calliope (Homestuck)
            • Jade Harley

            Canon-compliant take on an average 'day' (taking into account the completely arbitrary nature of time in the void) with Team Blood Sisters; ie making great works of art, RPing as cute trolls, enthusiastically feeding each other hunks of raw meat, doing risky reconnaissance work to find out what the situation is in the world of the living or just generally hanging out! I don't mind either way if you interpret their relationship as platonic or romantic.

            Requested by: scrunch

            • Latula Pyrope
            • Porrim Maryam
            • Rare Pairing Tag
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Roxy/Porrim/Latula Heist AU! Incredibly illegal activities are healthy bonding exercises for any polyamorous relationship, so criminal girlfriends Roxy, Latula and Porrim stage a heist on a grand scale. They can either do all the work between the three of them or, alternatively, I'd enjoy them as part of an all-ladies ensemble piece a la Oceans 11 if you wanted to bring in more characters -- for example, Rose and Terezi would be excellent at planning out the heist, Vriska could be a fun wild card to include, and athletic lil' Nepeta would be the perfect 'grease man'. I'd love any other pairings as long as Laproxy is the main one!

            Requested by: scrunch

            • Jade Harley
            • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Originally prompted for the Rarepair Exchange, a Generic/Specific Franchise (eg Star Trek, Firefly) Sci-fi AU: Roxy Lalonde is the captain of a ship who has to deal with space pirates, supernovas, the increasing toll tariff rate for intergalactic travel, and epic hangovers - but most of all, her massive crush on the ship's head scientist, Jade Harley. Do as much or as little worldbuilding as you feel, and bring in whatever characters you'd like to fill the positions of the rest of the crew (bonus points if the crew includes Dirk, Nepeta and Terezi)!

            Requested by: ChameleonSerket

            • Aradia Megido
            • Feferi Peixes
            • Jade Harley
            • Rose Lalonde

            The setup: A humanstuck modern magic AU

            Aradia, a hedgewitch in a small town with a talent for fortune telling and prediction moves to a big seaside city to seek fame and fortune (or something like that anyway).

            Feferi, a very rich noble who is the most powerful seawitch that has been seen for decades.

            Jade, a mysterious witch living in Aradia's apartment block who may or may not have space altering powers.

            Finally, Rose who is a seer plagued by horrible rage filled episodes (possession?) with an affinity for both light and dark magics.

            Requested by: ChameleonSerket

            • Feferi Peixes
            • Feferi Peixes/Vriska Serket
            • Vriska Serket

            Time for a good old pirate AU. Vriska is an old school pirate- the scourge of the seas, the terror of merchants everywhere... at least, until she runs afoul of the siren Feferi.

            Will this meeting have good or bad consequences for the girls?

            Requested by: ChameleonSerket

            • Meulin Leijon
            • Porrim Maryam
            • Rare Pairing Tag

            All I want for Christmas is a good rollicking rough and rowdy blackrom session. I think Meulin and Porrim would be fantastic in a kismesis relationship and I'm always looking for people to drag over to the dark side <3

            It can be as explicit as you like.

            Requested by: ChameleonSerket

            • Jade Harley
            • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
            • Nepeta Leijon

            A Disney Tarzan rewrite featuring Nepeta as the titular character and Jade Harley, the intrepid young explorer documenting the uncharted rainforest with her grandfather. I'd like to cast Eridan as Clayton, because he's an asshole.

            Here's some examples of how this could unfold:

            1) humanstuck!Nepeta raised by trolls (Equius as Terk, for example)

            2) Nepeta raised by a herd of lusus

            3) It's a school play

            4) Nepeta and Jade are making a terrible film in Jade's backyard because they're 11 and they've watched Tarzan 17 times this week and it's the best movie ever

            5) Nepeta and Jade are a little bit too into this rp/flarp session

            6) etc etc etc

            Requested by: ChameleonSerket

            • Jane Crocker
            • Redglare

            A noir detective AU featuring Redglare and Jane would be very much up my alley.

            It's up to you how their relationship to each other is (rival detectives, partners, one as a damsel in distress etc) but the case- a murder, what else- should be the focus of the work and I'd rather like to know whodunnit at the end too.

            Requested by: mypointisdolphins

            • Jade Harley
            • Jane Crocker
            • Rose Lalonde
            • Roxy Lalonde

            I'd like to see these ladies hanging out and getting to be normal teenagers for once. Jut doing normal teenage girl things. Like having a sleepover or giving each other makeovers, silly things like that. I'd also like to see some exploration of what their friendship and interactions with each other might be like, since we haven't seen the four of them together in canon yet. Including some romance is fine if you'd like to do that, but no Rose/Roxy please.

            Requested by: mypointisdolphins

            • Fefetasprite
            • Jane Crocker
            • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Jane ended up having the worst birthday ever. ow about a canon divergence where, instead of Trickster Mode happening and then Jane getting brainwashed by the Condesce, Roxy and Fefetasprite throw Jane a surprise party to make up for her crappy birthday. Tooth-rotting fluff between Jane and Roxy would be greatly appreciated.

            Requested by: mypointisdolphins

            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Rose Lalonde
            • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

            We never got to see what Rose and Kanaya's romantic relationship was like wen Rose wasn't drunk, so I'd like to see what their date nights are like when Rose is sober.

            Requested by: mypointisdolphins

            • Aranea Serket
            • Meenah Peixes
            • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket

            Porn Without Plot. Once Aranea ends up back in the dream bubbles after being killed by the Condesce, Meenah decides she needs to be taught a lesson. D/s dynamics preferred.

            Requested by: dinostuck

            • The Disciple (Homestuck)
            • The Dolorosa

            The Dolorosa & the Disciple work together to help spread Signless' message and bond awesomely (or something similar)

            Requested by: dinostuck

            • Jane Crocker
            • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Roxy and Jane being absolutely adorable

            Requested by: dinostuck

            • Jade Harley
            • Rose Lalonde

            Rose coming out to Jade as bi/gay for the first time and their bonding over that would be cool

            Requested by: dinostuck

            • Terezi Pyrope
            • Vriska Serket

            Let's say Terezi dies in the upd8 (the big one from October) - she meets Vriska in the afterlife and they finally talk about everything that happened

            Requested by: dinostuck

            • Nepeta Leijon
            • Terezi Pyrope

            Nepeta and Terezi interacting in some way - potentially being best buds

            Requested by: caddyl

            • Feferi Peixes
            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Rare Pairing Tag

            Kanaya/Feferi (any quadrant/no quadrant). Tyrian blood has got to be the richest, most delicious there is, and Kanaya's lucky enough to have it on tap. Whether she asks Feferi for a taste or Feferi offers it is up to you, but please keep any and all blood-sucking consensual. P.S If you feel like letting this lapse into something a little darker/racier, I'd be more than fine with that!

            Requested by: caddyl

            • Rose Lalonde
            • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
            • Terezi Pyrope

            Terezi/Rose (canon-compliant, friendship fic). Something exploring the nature of relationship between these two over the course of the three years spent on the meteor. Bonus points if Rose attempts to bring up Gamzee, or Terezi attempts to bring up Rose's drinking problems.

            Requested by: caddyl

            • Alpha Rose Lalonde
            • Rose Lalonde

            Alpha Rose & Rose (canon-compliant, angst/humour). Alpha Rose finds a way to contact her younger, alternate universe self. The nature of their conversation is entirely up to you! It could be a gritty, desperate exchange of information before Alpha Rose goes out to meet the Condesce's armed forces, or it could be Alpha Rose making a brag call about her future authorial status.

            Requested by: caddyl

            • Jade Harley
            • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
            • Rose Lalonde

            Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde (post-SBURB, body horror, grimdark). Post-SBURB the kids have settled down in the shell of the new world born from their completed session, but Rose still suffers the effects of The Furthest Ring. The girls can have any kind of established relationship, and feel free to go as twisted and nasty with this as you like; alternatively, if you want to write it as gentle hurt/comfort, please do!

            Requested by: Spacebrick

            • Meulin Leijon
            • Nepeta Leijon
            • Rare Pairing Tag

            Meulin finds herself visiting Nepeta's cave to compare their ships together. The two find they have a lot in common, and end up playing dress-up to reenact a few ships (your choice, but they should be all matespritships and acted out childishly; no M/M pairings, please). Eventually, the two seal the deal by shipping the two of themselves together, sharing a cute kiss, or maybe something more mature, if you'd like!

            Requested by: Spacebrick

            • Aranea Serket
            • Porrim Maryam
            • Porrim Maryam/Aranea Serket

            Porrim convinces Aranea to have the two of them go to a public bath together. There's a stark contrast between Porrim, eager to show herself off, and Aranea, who can hardly take her hands off her towel, lest it possibly slip off her body. Aranea finds herself at the mercy of the inability to gaze away from Porrim's gorgeous figure, and Porrim takes it to note. In the end, both of them passionately get each other off in the showers.

            Requested by: Spacebrick

            • Jade Harley
            • Jade Harley/Kanaya Maryam
            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Kanaya Maryam/Porrim Maryam
            • Porrim Maryam

            Kanaya and Jade experiment "for science" by trying out a lot of different sex toys with each other. Porrim is glad to help if they just can't figure something out. (No strap-ons or eggs, please, but I would wholly love if you could include double dildos or double penetration)

            Requested by: Spacebrick

            • Jade Harley
            • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Jade comforts Roxy as the latter suffers a bad hangover in the morning. Jade prepares a nice breakfast for the two of them, and some fluffy snuggling ensues

            Requested by: ratherrumpus

            • Feferi Peixes

            Feferi decides that they must invoke the powers of the Eldritch gods to successfully complete the game session-- things get real grimdark real quick.

            Gl'bgolyb has been whispering hints of the game to her daughter far before Aradia and Sollux even engineered the game. The monstrous custodian makes a convincing argument that accepting the help of the dark gods is their only chance for real victory.

            This scenario raises a lot of interesting questions. How do her fellow players feel about this? Can a grimdark player turn her fellow players grimdark as well(Aradia, Karkat, Sollus, etc. A grimdark rainbow drinker???)? Is the eldritch circle really interested in their success? And DO they succeed?

            Requested by: ratherrumpus

            • The Disciple (Homestuck)
            • The Dolorosa

            There no hint of the Dolorosa and the Disciple's canonical relationship in Homestuck. I'd love to see their dynamic explored, wether it be red, pale, black, motherly, or plain old murder-buddies. Maybe they just bonded over slaying ridiculously dangerous Alternian creatures?

            Bonus points if the Dolorosa meets the Disciple first and hauls this random feral cat girl back to camp.

            Requested by: ratherrumpus

            • Jade Harley
            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Vriska Serket

            Jade Harley is the heir of legendary boxing champ, Grandpa Harley. After a particularly dirty brawl in the underground Derse fighting rings, Grandpa Harley is killed in a gang shooting. As Jade's funds dwindle she finds that she must take her place in the ring to support herself ("Finally" Jade says, "that intensive combative training since the age of two is worth SOMETHING"). She steadily rises through the ranks, feeding on a steady diet of bruises, taunts from Vriska, and bad fast food. Finally, as Jade is at the cusp of winning recognition and fame, disaster strikes. The Felt gang have decided they want her dead.

            Feel free to change any of the details on this one, I just have an intense and irrational love of boxing AUs.

            Requested by: ratherrumpus

            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Rose Lalonde

            Various Rose and/or Kanaya prompts

            -What are the origins of Sburb? How did the infamous world destroyer and spawner come into existence? Rose Lalonde continues her game guide and theorizes. Shit gets meta.
            -A world where blood-drinking is NOT sexy. Its horrible, invasive, and leaves the victim dizzy and paralyzed. But Kanaya needs blood to survive...
            -Kanaya discovers her slyph of space powers.

            Requested by: ratherrumpus

            • Jane Crocker
            • Terezi Pyrope

            Trollstuck. Fledgling legislacerators Terezi Pyrope and Jane Crocker make a name for themselves.

            Potential ideas:
            -A string of murders points to the rogue band of laughassasians known as the Midnight Crew.
            -Terezi and Jane disagree over how to constrain a suspect. Accidental sexiness ensues.
            -Brutal alien-cop training procedures.
            -three explosions, two motorcyle chases, one stolen Leonardo Troll Vinci painting.

            Requested by: 4eeldrive

            • Aradia Megido
            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Kanaya Maryam/Aradia Megido

            Helmsman Aradia AU. Kanaya is the medic assigned to look after the helm's physical body and few remaining biological processes, and takes it upon herself to look after her emotional well-being as well.

            Requested by: 4eeldrive

            • Damara Megido
            • Porrim Maryam

            So in Openbound, eavesdropping on Kanaya and Porrim as Damara causes Porrim to ask Damara to leave them alone and say that they'll talk later. Which might have just been out of just wanting Damara to leave, but what if it was sincere? Maybe Porrim has been continuing to talk to Damara all the sweeps in the dream bubbles and they have a tenuous sort-of-friendship. So, what do they talk about when Porrim finally gets back to her? Is Damara a little sad about whats LE is up to, in regards to Porrim and their sort-of-maybe-real to totally-real friendship? Does Porrim maybe sort of sinkingly know that Damara is in cahoots with the bad guy? Or do they just shoot the shit about the beta trolls and romances and junk and get high?

            Requested by: 4eeldrive

            • Rare Pairing Tag
            • The Dolorosa
            • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

            The Dolorosa and the Handmaid are my absolute favorite characters from Homestuck. I'd love if someone could do something with them just interacting and striking up some sort of weird (maybe doomed) friendship. Maybe the Handmaid, deployed on a mission by Doc Scratch, hangs around a little bit after it, just watching trolls being trolls, and runs into the Dolorosa. Or the Ancestors get dream bubbles as well, and the Dolorosa is the only one who doesn't flee from the Handmaid in the afterlife, even though she has every right to and is instead only mildly grumpy, and the Handmaid is just smitten by that fact. Ladies who went through a lot in life trying to prop each other up, even as they themselves are collapsing, essentially.

            I checked the rare pairing tag, but you don't have to do that if you don't want to/can't manage it (I'd prefer them as moirails or matesprits if you do though), the two just interacting on friendly terms would be delightful.

            Requested by: 4eeldrive

            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Kanaya Maryam/Porrim Maryam
            • Porrim Maryam

            As much as I enjoy the Homestuck porn trope of Porrim guiding Kanaya through her first sexual experiences, I think flipping that is fun too. Kanaya's been around the block a few times, and now its Porrim's turn to be pampered/dominated/have attention lavished upon her.

            (tentabulges + nooks are a fave of mine)

            Requested by: 4eeldrive

            • Aradia Megido
            • Kanaya Maryam

            Looking for something lighthearted with this one. Kanaya lived all on her own, so maybe at some point the Mother Grub decides she needs some socialization and sets out to look for a playmate for her. The first non-violent troll she finds is Aradia, so she just brings her and ram-mom back to Kanaya's tower for a playdate. So something with young Kanaya and Aradia and their lususes all hanging out and having a nice time, maybe they go on a desert adventure, maybe Kanaya just shows Aradia all her plants in her garden and is awkward and excited about having company while their moms relax together and watch their kiddos run around.

            Requested by: correctDichotomy

            • Feferi Peixes
            • The Condesce

            This prompt is really open ended: PEIXES + POLITICS, basically. I am a huge fan of Feferi dealing with (successfully or unsuccessfully) the responsibilities of her birthright. I am also a huge fan of the Condesce, and if you decided to make a fanwork about her running her empire I would be ecstatic. Focus on either or both, but if I have one thing I'd rather you didn't do, I'm not so interested in a fic where Feferi killing the empress is the happy ending. Some of my favorite fics have Feferi thinking that killing the Condesce is the happy ending when it's only the beginning of her troubles, and that's a lot more interesting to me if Condesce-killing is something you'd like to write/draw about.

            Other characters I'd be especially happy to see included if it were set during Feferi's lifetime are Sollux, Karkat, Kanaya, Terezi, Eridan, and/or Vriska. I am also fond of the Dolorosa, GHB, and Gl'bgolyb.

            Requested by: correctDichotomy

            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
            • Rare Pairing Tag
            • Spinneret Mindfang
            • Vriska Serket

            In an AU (humanstuck? intergalactic?) where Mindfang and the beta trolls are alive at the same time, Kanaya somehow becomes involved with the Marquise's less than legal dealings and meets Vriska (who is part of Mindfang's underground empire) in person for the first time. I LOVE "failed pale Kan/Vris + unrequited red feelings on Kan's part + their personalities grating on each other horribly + Vriska is a bad person = complicated black Kan/Vris". That's very specific, but it's one of my favorite dynamics so I felt I should mention it. The "Rare Pairing Tag" is for Mindfang/Kanaya, as I have to be honest, Mindfang seeing the Dolorosa in Kanaya and being a total creep about it appeals to me strongly. Hey, even feel free to make Vriska jealous about the attention Kanaya's getting instead of realizing it's fucked up. She's oblivious like that.

            If they're trolls I'd love for mind control to feature as a theme. You can go as dark as you want here, and either a downer ending or an optimistic one will be a-okay with me.

            Requested by: correctDichotomy

            • Alpha Jade Harley
            • The Condesce

            Alpha Jade! I’m a sucker for fanworks about Jade and John Crocker’s childhood with the Condesce, and I am equally a sucker for fanworks about adult Jade English building her Skaianet empire. Bonus points for including the origins of the rumors Dirk mentioned:

            TT: There are other urban legends that she did a lot of experiments on animals and people. Mostly to do with mind control.
            TT: Like figuring out ways to unlock all of her psychic alien potential, to increase her power.

            Requested by: graveExcitement (arachnids)

            • Rose Lalonde
            • Terezi Pyrope

            I would love to see Rose and Terezi in some kind of space-opera type setting. Political intrigue, starships racing across the galaxy, space battles, laser swords, that kind of thing. The details are up to you - as is whether it's Rose/Terezi or not! Feel free to include other ladies (I do like Vriska & Kanaya!)

            Requested by: graveExcitement (arachnids)

            • Kanaya Maryam
            • Rose Lalonde
            • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

            How about some fantasy Rosemary? This can be whatever form of fantasy you choose - high fantasy, Tolkien-style fantasy, urban fantasy, whatever you choose. (I especially like urban fantasy, but fantasy in general is awesome!)

            Requested by: graveExcitement (arachnids)

            • Calliope (Homestuck)
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Roxy & Calliope facing some kind of apocalypse! Could be zombies, virus, disaster, or whatever kind of apocalypse you choose! Could even be canon/sburb related (or canon-based AU) as long as they get to meet up. You could make it Roxy/Calliope if you want, I'm fine either way.

            Requested by: sweet_witch_hella_knight

            • Calliope (Homestuck)
            • Roxy Lalonde

            Highschoolstuck in which senior Roxy Lalonde is assigned as a guide to the slightly nervous but ambitious freshman Calliope, instructing her on what to do during her time at the school and becoming a pseudo-sister to her.

            Requested by: sweet_witch_hella_knight

            • Aranea Serket
            • Feferi Peixes
            • Meenah Peixes
            • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket
            • Vriska Serket

            Humanstuck in which a desperate Aranea hires the seemingly incompetent Meenah as the babysitter for her younger sister, Vriska. Vriska becomes close friends with Meenah and, upon seeing how much Aranea seems to be into her, cooper8s with Meenah's little sister to hook the two up.

            Requested by: sweet_witch_hella_knight

            • Aranea Serket
            • Porrim Maryam
            • Porrim Maryam/Aranea Serket

            Highschoolstuck with Porrim and Aranea meeting on the school Speech and Debate team, becoming closer while on an away tournament, even sharing the hotel room. (That doesn't give you liberty to do any graphic NSFW, though!) I like the idea of Porrim joining because she has very strong views about social justice that she wants to world to accept instead of false ones, and she can exercise her debate abilities on the team. Aranea just likes to use logic to defend her point (and to talk in front of people).

            Requested by: sweet_witch_hella_knight

            • Aranea Serket
            • Meenah Peixes
            • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket

            Humanstuck domestic AU in which Aranea and Meenah decide to become parents, with Aranea carrying a donor baby. I'd love to see them facing prenatal and paternal challenges in general, discussing their hopes and doubts and whatnot for their kid.

            Requested by: giraffecentaurs

            • Nepeta Leijon
            • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
            • Terezi Pyrope

            I love Neprezi and I would enjoy an interaction of Pounceler A.C. Olivewhiskers and Legislisorater G.C. Tealsnout! I don't mind if it is romanic or friendly, though I would prefer romance! I enjoy things in the fluffy side, but I would not like any porn type stuff.

            Requested by: giraffecentaurs

            • Aradia Megido
            • Nepeta Leijon
            • Terezi Pyrope

            Rping shenanigans! I love the idea of these girls hanging out and goofing off with each other. Tavros and Vriska may also be included if you would like, but they don't have to be there. I would prefer this to be q nice friend thingy with no romances other than moirails!

            Requested by: giraffecentaurs

            • Feferi Peixes
            • Feferi Peixes/Vriska Serket
            • Vriska Serket

            Vriska as a pirate and Feferi as a mermaid au perhaps? I would prefer this to be romantic(island makeouts are always a good time) and with minimum nudity please!

            Requested by: giraffecentaurs

              Kidstuck playdates for any of the characters! They can be playing any game so long as its appropriate, but the parties, hide and seek, and dolls are some really good ones!

              Requested by: placentalmammal

              • Kanaya Maryam
              • Rare Pairing Tag
              • Terezi Pyrope

              TereziKanaya is my all-time favorite Homestuck pairing. Requesting something pale with these two, set at any point in canon. I'm up for fluff or angsty hurt/comfort, but I'm willing to marry you if you can strike that mythical balance between sadness and sweetness. I'd like a happy (or at least hopeful) ending because my girls have been through too much already, but feel free to make me cry enormous baby tears. S'all good in the hood.

              Requested by: placentalmammal

                I love high school AU's more than can possibly be healthy. Lady-centric, all-girls high school AU, with extra lesbians and a side of shenanigans.

                Requested by: placentalmammal

                • Terezi Pyrope
                • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                • Vriska Serket

                What are Terezi and Vriska up to in an alternate, non-SGURB universe? Space-faring adventure is a must, but that's my only stipulation? Is Vriska the space-Moriarty to Terezi's space-Holmes? Han and Leia, fighting to bring down the Empire? Is Vriska running a seedy gambling den in an obscure mining colony when Terezi bursts through the door on the trail of a criminal? YOU TELL ME. No quadrant preferences. Go hog wild.

                Requested by: placentalmammal

                • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                • Rose Lalonde

                How does Rose, seer that she is, prepare for the daughter she will never meet? Go in any direction, but please, no Lalondecest.

                Requested by: nocturnalKnight

                • Jade Harley

                I love me some Jade gen! We do not have enough. I'd love a view on her pre-canon life-how she sustains herself, etc. Or even more interestingly, maybe even a high school AU! Most homestuck non-sburb high school AU's usually make Jade the yenta of yaoi ships and basically strip away her character in favor of the main pairing, or just make her the perpetually cheerful, consistently one-dimensional sidekick. I'd like to see Jade fleshed out in real society, or maybe even post-sburb society. Just, JADE. Seriously, any Jade is fine. If you're an artist, go crazy! Jade in any outfit in any era would be wonderful.

                Requested by: nocturnalKnight

                • Feferi Peixes

                Feferi and imperialism are so important to me. Anything about her pre-sburb life, during sburb, post-sburb, all of it is totally cool. One thing I'd really prefer, though, is Feferi learning about her birthright, her kingdom, her immense responsibility while still remaining bubbly as she is. Feferi isn't a naive realist, she's a heiress and sharp and bright, and anything portraying that would be great. If you're an artist, go wild here as well, because drawing Feferi in anything is super fun.

                Requested by: nocturnalKnight

                • Jade Harley
                • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                • Rose Lalonde

                These two barely get any interaction (relatively) in canon compared to their other counterparts but their relationship is so important to me. For this, utterly free rein, whatever you may think of, any AU or canon-compliant is fine with me. Just not too diabetes-sweet fluffy-some angst/conflict is always appreciated, haha.

                Requested by: PetitLapin

                • Feferi Peixes
                • Nepeta Leijon
                • Rare Pairing Tag

                Red girlfriends Nepeta and Feferi on a cute ice skating date.
                Please don't make Feferi skinny if this is art.
                No kissing or anything without characters granting express permission! Thanks!
                And someone has to be wearing mittens.

                Requested by: PetitLapin

                • Ms. Paint
                • Rare Pairing Tag
                • Snowman (Homestuck)

                Gangster girlfriends Snowman and Ms. Paint plotting/carrying out a heist. Any quadrant.
                Make it feel like a really good action/suspense crime thriller. Alternately, reference the Mini Cooper car chase in The Italian Job. Or both.

                Requested by: PetitLapin

                • Meenah Peixes
                • Roxy Lalonde
                • Vriska Serket

                With any other characters you feel appropriate, Meenah and Vriska (and also maybe Roxy, but that's just a suggestion, not so much a necessary element of the request) start an all-girl rock band and it is /terrible/. At least they have the punk look down.
                There don't have to be any pairings, but if there are pairings, any and all are welcome.

                Requested by: PetitLapin

                • Aradia Megido
                • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
                • Feferi Peixes
                • Jade Harley
                • Jade Harley/Aradia Megido

                Lady adventurers deep in a mysterious wilderness location, discovering ancient artifacts! Pith helmets are a must.
                The two pairings listed were actually an attempt to tag this as aradia/jade/feferi as an ot3.
                Please, no skinny Feferi.
                It can be fluff or porn or plot-driven and deep. I'd like this prompt in whatever way you want to present it!

                Requested by: correctDichotomy

                  The other three prompts, though art-able, are at least worded in a very fic-centric way; I have therefore decided that I wanted to provide a character study art prompt in case you're an artist and the others are too plotty and not visual enough. Depict a character in a city (of any variety--cyberpunk, present-day urban jungle, noir, etc) using a manifestation of her aspect. There's a lot of directions you could go with this, especially as different characters use their aspects differently. Rose might be writing as the sun comes up on the balcony of a penthouse apartment while Vriska gambles in an alley and Aranea lectures to a bunch of poor impressionable students on a field trip, and all three have light as their aspect. We haven't seen in depth with a lot of the aspects but you'd only have to draw one character, so choose the aspect and character that interests you most. Be creative!

                  Requested by: Sermna

                  • Aradia Megido
                  • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
                  • Vriska Serket

                  As it turns out, there are lots and lots of dangerous weapons and artifacts on Alternia! They are also very easy to come by. It's also easy to accidentally have your body consumed by the hell-tortured souls of thousands of trolls, branded with the marks of a thousand armies, and hoisted above the house of your kismesis to be used as a vessel of destruction. Anyway, now you're both dead and Vriska is all kinds of pissed because now you have to take down all the nasty spirits in your body to have a shot at life again. Or something.

                  Requested by: Sermna

                  • Rose Lalonde

                  Imagine if the Rose from the first doomed timeline, when John used the jetpack, did not simply assimilate with the Alpha Timeline Rose. Imagine that she waited for hours, and, not reaching any kind of end, simply had no choice but to find something to eat. Imagine that she lives for years. She has no one to talk to. She has little to do but study her magic and measure the growth of her nails and become more and more jealous of the Rose that was able to move on. The flesh between the veins of time are thin, and locations are the same across all timelines, so it's not too surprising that she is able to sometimes reach out to the Alpha Timeline Rose when she returns to visit her home. All AT Rose can feel of this is soft breathing, and the crackle of static, and sometimes, very rarely, the press of two needles to her back...

                  Requested by: Sermna

                    There are lots of weird awful gross things inhabiting Alternia, and maybe no one believes in magic, but SOMETHING is still making all these undead troll ghouls, and someone's gotta get rid of them. It doesn't matter how exactly they were made (a fungus? Troll voodoo? Government conspiracy??) but it's a good chance to throw some of our favorite ladies together (either adults or children) and watch them hack their way through the hoards of weird twitchy bodies to get to the bottom of things. You can make it as goofy or dramatic as you like. I honestly think it would be extra cool to have it take place in a desert, with huge sandstone palaces and shambling sandfury-esque zombies, but hey. Whatever you think is cool.

                    Requested by: effusiveEunoia

                    • Terezi Pyrope
                    • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                    • Vriska Serket

                    Terezi's always had a multifaceted relationship with Vriska. Part hero-worship, part partner-in-crime, part rival. Interested in a character study that explores Terezi's feelings toward Vriska, pre-SGRUB. Maybe when they FLARPed together, or maybe on some other misadventure? Did the two of them bully the shit out of lowbloods together? Reentact Mindfang's pirate adventures? When did they meet Aradia and Tavros? Who took the lead when they hung out?

                    It can either take place pre-SGRUB (preferred) or can take place later but with Terezi looking back on their experiences. Kind of going for a "weren't we silly kids back then, when everything was easy but actually wasn't easy at all" feeling. How have Terezi's first experiences with Vriska played into her ideas about justice?

                    I've always imagined that Terezi briefly had a crush on Vriska, probably in a couple different quadrants. Does she start out idolizing Vriska for her gamesmanship, only to start to resent her for being awful? Or does she wax pale once she realizes how vulnerable Vriska actually can be? Maybe Vriska never noticed, maybe she noticed but didn't mind, or worse, she noticed and used it to her own advantage.

                    Neither Terezi nor Vriska are particularly good at dealing with emotions, so any confident-but-terrible romantic banter would be gr8. Romance absolutely not required, just one angle on how to think of their relationship. (While awkward teen makeouts would be excellent, they're still pretty young kids pre-SGRUB, so actual sex is discouraged.)

                    Request to not downplay Terezi's badassness, although a bit of angsting is quite acceptable. She has her own thoughts and feelings, and hopefully her relationship (or lack thereof) with Vriska can be used as an angle to explore Terezi's character. Ideally, I sort of view Terezi as the subject and Vriska as an inscrutable object (of loathing? of "I hate how cool you are but damn you make irresponsible decisions"? of WEIRD MIXED CHILDHOOD FEELINGS) but if you want to make it about Scourge Sisters' feelings about one another, go for it! I'd be thrilled to see where you take it!

                    Feel free to include any other characters as appropriate, but I'm not a fan of Terezi/Karkat.

                    Requested by: effusiveEunoia

                    • Calliope (Homestuck)
                    • Roxy Lalonde

                    Calliope and Roxy try their best to give one another "the talk." In canon, Roxy uses a few troll anatomy terms - she had to learn them somewhere! Maybe Roxy starts prying into troll romance, or Calliope mentions "hate at first sight" offhandedly, but at some point, their understandings of sex and romance start to diverge, and hilarious miscommunications result. Their conversation is awkward and halting and filled with euphemisms, because at the end of the day, they're both a bit shy about things like this. Or are they? What if Calliope is actually more up front about sex than Roxy? What if one of them has to bust out MSPaint and draw the other one a picture? How horrifying might that picture be to the other person?

                    Not going for anything explicit or sexy - mostly just funny misunderstandings. The more mystified they each are by the end of the conversation, the better.

                    Requested by: effusiveEunoia

                    • Kanaya Maryam
                    • Rose Lalonde

                    Kanaya as all-girls high school teacher's pet, gets caught misbehaving by Rose, resident ice-cold goth hottie (and second in the class.) Maybe it's something serious like Kanaya cheated on a test, or maybe it's just that her skirt was too short and violated dress code. What's it gonna take to persuade Rose not to tell their teacher?

                    Totally just going for self-indulgent porn. Make it as fraught as you'd like, and heavy on dialogue/blackmail/SUBTEXT is A+ Really looking for awkward flustered Kanaya and supersuave Rose. If you wanted, you could even frame Rose's action as "ps, I totally hate you - your move" blackrom-motivated. Xeno or not - whatever you like to write. (Porrim as their teacher is also a gr8 option if you want to get their teacher involved.)

                    Requested by: effusiveEunoia

                    • Rose Lalonde
                    • Terezi Pyrope

                    Man I wish these two had had the opportunity to talk more. Think of the banter! The one-upmanship! I want to see these two solving a mystery together, figuring out something about the horrorterrors whilst on the asteroid, discovering the secrets of SBURB/SGRUB, anything like that. What if Terezi had first contacted Rose instead of John? What if they fought vidya game monsters together? How are their ideas about justice shaped by their different cultures or personalities? I feel like a Seer of Mind and a Seer of Light could do a lot together.

                    Looking for something that fits with their canon personalities, but if you want to set them in a completely different context and place, be my guest!

                    Not looking for romance, but if you want to take it in that direction, go for it. Mostly just looking to see the dynamic between these two.

                    This is obviously very open-ended, but I'm basically just going a friendship/character study kind of feeling :)

                    Requested by: Tasbine

                    • Terezi Pyrope

                    Terezi, for whatever reason, is incapable of dispensing justice through the system. She is now forced to work outside of the law as a vigilante!

                    Requested by: Tasbine

                    • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                    • The Condesce

                    I would love to see how this particular rivalry was built up. How did they come to know about and hate each other?

                    Requested by: Tasbine

                    • Kanaya Maryam
                    • Rare Pairing Tag
                    • Terezi Pyrope

                    Supposing that after the game is finally over they are both alive and relatively in tact, I would love to see something dealing with how they help each other adjust to the new world they find themselves in. Especially if it involves something pale between them.

                    Requested by: SakoAkarui

                    • Peregrine Mendicant

                    Peregrine Mendicant is one of my favorite characters. I'd really like to see anything that explores her more, either as a story exploring the character, or something highlighting her life on Prospit. Can be without any relationship, or with one if you want. This is kind of a really open prompt. Bonus points if you can add in either the White Queen/Windswept Questant or Ms. Paint somehow.

                    Requested by: SakoAkarui

                    • Aranea Serket
                    • Roxy Lalonde

                    Doomed timeline showdown. I want to see a badass fight between two badass girls. I don't care how the timeline went off the Alpha track (the detail can be left out), but it somehow has to lead to these two coming head to head in an all out womano-a-womano brawl. It has to scream brutal badassery.

                    Requested by: SakoAkarui

                    • The Disciple (Homestuck)
                    • The Dolorosa

                    Humorous interaction between the Dolorosa and the Disciple. Something to make me/the reader/viewer laugh and fall a little more in love with these two characters and how they relate to each other. How they relate is up to the writer/artist.

                    Requested by: SakoAkarui

                    • Jane Crocker

                    I want a femmeslash romantic fic/art piece with Jane. Jane deserves some loving, and we all know everything needs more lesbians. Actual relationship is open field, but I think Rose/Jane is an interesting dynamic if you want more guidance to help inspire.

                    Requested by: xngurevar

                    • Kanaya Maryam
                    • Rose Lalonde
                    • Vriska Serket

                    Show me Kanaya and Vriska's fucked-up love, I beg you. The fuckeder up, the better. Intense, lopsided feelings in four-color plaid! Control issues! Desire and despair! If you can fit Rose in there sideways, so much the better.

                    Requested by: xngurevar

                      You know what is weird about troll romance? It is all very SYMMETRICAL. 8oring!!!!!!!! What could be better than hearts in one direction, spades in the other? I ask you. WHAT COULD BE BETTER. Just imagine.

                      We have already seen in excellent fanfiction the merit of diamonds-spades, until it collapses one way or the other. But really hearts-spades is where it's at for cheap tingles, I feel. Bring me those cheap tingles.

                      You could do Kanaya/Vriska either way and I would be overjoyed. Or any other pairing, really, so long as the spades are keen and the hearts are ardent.

                      And then what if the mechanics of troll sex are significantly different under concupiscent and caliginous circumstances? Then you'd have one troll sexing redly and the other blackly. This could be awkward for them, or extra awesome, and it could lead to yet further and more intense feelings.

                      Feelings are the point! Pr0n is a joy forever but the lifeblood of feels must flow through the mindlessly whapping body parts. Mindless whapping is also fine so long as we arrive there via profligate emotional outlay. Pr0n is likewise not required, "Explicit" is just a guideline, but let the feels be pr0nographically intense. Yes!!!

                      Requested by: xngurevar

                      • Calliope (Homestuck)
                      • Peregrine Mendicant
                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Terezi Pyrope

                      Convent/monastery AU. I don't care what variety! Any Earth religion, the Alternian cult of the Mirthful Messiahs, some other Alternian or carapacian religion, whatever. Or leave it vague. All characters fine, especially the ones I listed, although Kanaya's and Porrim's canonical semi-monastic professions could rob the AU of its pop. Come up with interesting backstories as to how each character wound up there, or take it as given. The piquant frisson of illicit romance accepted with glee (as long as it's genuinely illicit)! Monastic settings also excellent backdrops for mystery plots.

                      Requested by: LunaOpheliac

                      • Kanaya Maryam
                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                      • Terezi Pyrope

                      Terezi DMs an awesome game of Dungeons & Dragons with the meteor crew! Without anybody just getting up and leaving this time. Lots of Rose/Kanaya interaction would be great, and I'd love to see an essentially equal amount of in- and out-of-campaign action. (that is, I want to see the players interacting, but I also want to get to see the characters they've created) Comedy/fluff, please! Angsty elements are okay, but I'd like it to be fundamentally uplifting.

                      Requested by: LunaOpheliac

                      • Kanaya Maryam
                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                      Rose is a trans girl who isn't necessarily uncomfortable with her body, but even after the demise of Earth, she's nervous about intimacy due to fear of being rejected - yet extremely attracted to her girlfriend Kanaya. Kanaya is similarly nervous, as she has taken the time to educate herself on human sexual dimorphism - and is worried that Rose will see her as a freak due to trolls' distinct lack of dimorphism in the genital area. I'd like to see some version of their first time together. Angst leading up to fluff would be great. I'd very much prefer to see Rose and Kanaya working it out in a way that makes them both much more comfortable. (so no bad ending, please!)

                      Requested by: LunaOpheliac

                      • Porrim Maryam

                      I would like to see a fic exploring the gender and blood caste dynamics of Beforus. I am honestly very open about this request, as long as it reasonably builds on what is said in canon. (by Porrim and Kankri, for instance) Just please no "culling is awesome and justified"-type stuff. (obviously, this is fine if expressed by characters, I just don't like highblood glorification without any criticism.) I would like to see Jadebloods in prominent roles if possible!

                      Requested by: cladoMasochist (ThePioden)

                      • Feferi Peixes
                      • The Condesce

                      I'd like to see something with a Peixes - either of them - growing up with Glubmom. What kind of weirdness gets into a kid's brain when she spends her formative years with a telepathic link to an ageless tentacled monstrosity the size of a city?

                      If you go with the Condesce, any speculative Alternian history you want to include would to so great .

                      Requested by: cladoMasochist (ThePioden)

                      • Rare Pairing Tag
                      • The Disciple (Homestuck)
                      • The Dolorosa

                      Okay I must admit I have recently gotten very invested in the idea of Disciple/Dolorosa (link is nsfw!). I am particularly taken with the idea that Team Signless is a massive quadrant-smearing polypile, and it is not the Disciple's fault the Signless's mom is hot!

                      But tbh I'm down with anything focusing on these two, be it a sexy interlude or platonic mother-daughter-themed fluffy introspection. No actual shipping necessary for this one if you're not feeling it!

                      Requested by: cladoMasochist (ThePioden)

                      • Fefetasprite
                      • Roxy Lalonde

                      Can I get gen of these two going on adventures? Even if their session was void, the alpha kids still tried to play the game, and Roxy and Fefetasprite seem like they were actually friends. Would also take: and AU or Dreambubble or Post-Game scenario where Roxy is bffs with Feferi and Nepeta as independent people.

                      Requested by: stclairvoyant

                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Roxy Lalonde

                      Badass Rose Lalonde and/or Roxy Lalonde against the futuretech cyberpunk brain horror world. Bonus points for hardwiring things into the nervous system!

                      Would really prefer something non-sexual and non-romantic. Really love good friendships/family relationships, stars in my eyes for lots of worldbuilding.

                      Requested by: stclairvoyant

                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Terezi Pyrope

                      Let's face it, if the Alternian Empire captured Rose Lalonde, they would find a use for her. Troll politics and the Imperial war machine from the inside, ft. Terezi and Rose.

                      Sex is ok, but please don't do non- or dubiously-consensual. I also prefer, if it's there, for it not to be the focus of the story. I love worldbuilding, so getting a good look at what life is like in the Empire would be very cool.

                      Requested by: stclairvoyant

                      • Aradia Megido

                      Given an almost limitless power over the domain of time, what better is there to do than go back in time and get yourself declared empress of Rome or something like that? Sorta-AU, Aradia abusing time powers for fun.

                      Hopefully the fun involves megalomaniacal impulses to overthrow national governments or make mischief with medieval armies by pretending to be a goddess, and not so much with sexual situations.

                      Requested by: conceptofzero

                      • Snowman (Homestuck)

                      Snowman interacting with her ex-subjects. She can be in town for a night out with the Felt or just on her own to get away from everyone. How do people view her, now that she's no longer anybody's Queen?

                      Requested by: conceptofzero

                      • Calliope (Homestuck)
                      • Snowman (Homestuck)
                      • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

                      AU where Calliope was the surviving cherub and became Lady English. I'd like to see her interacting with Snowman and the Handmaid. Any kind of activity is fine, so long as the three are friendly with each other. If this ends up being sexually explicit, please ensure the Handmaid and Calliope are both adults.

                      Requested by: conceptofzero

                      • Peregrine Mendicant

                      What was PM's life like on Prospit when she wasn't just delivering packages? Did she go out or stay in? Did she live alone or with others, or in some sort of dorm? General worldbuilding on what Prospit was like would be really welcome.

                      Requested by: conceptofzero

                      • Black Queen

                      What happened to the Black Queen in the post-Scratch kid's session?

                      Requested by: conceptofzero

                      • Windswept Questant

                      We've seen glimpses of the White Queen as a chess master, setting up PM as the new Queen and planning to enter another session in order to train and return to defeat Jack Noir, and she also managed to hold Jack Noir in prison for a year, which is no small feat. I'd like to see more of her as a cunning Queen, playing the long game and preparing to make sometimes ruthless choices in order to win or circumvent/twist the cloud's prophecies into fulfilling what she wants to see come true.

                      Requested by: digimaniac33

                      • Aradia Megido
                      • Terezi Pyrope

                      I'd like something with Aradia and Terezi going on an awesome adventure together. This could be a FLARPing adventure before SGRUB, or doing a joint quest on one of their planets, or dreambubble shenanigans of some sort - whatever your fancy. I'd rather you didn't involve Vriska for this one, but any of the other trolls (or humans!) would be fine. Also redrom or palerom between Aradia and Terezi would be perfectly acceptable but not necessary.

                      Requested by: digimaniac33

                      • Jade Harley
                      • Kanaya Maryam
                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                      I like stories exploring that weird line when your friend starts dating someone, so this would be Jade and Rose being friends already, with Rose starting to date Kanaya, and Jade and Kanaya getting to know each other. Focusing on the differences and similarities between the Space players would be great!

                      Requested by: digimaniac33

                      • Feferi Peixes
                      • Feferi Peixes/Vriska Serket
                      • Vriska Serket

                      Just any sort of pale Feferi/Vriska thing, since that's one of my vaguely rare pair ships. Canon, AU, post-series speculation, whatever works.

                      Requested by: digimaniac33

                      • Jane Crocker
                      • Nanna (Homestuck)

                      I'd like Nanna and Jane hanging out together. Maybe discussing what it was like growing up under the shadow of the Condesce, or having some sort of introspective dialogue, or just talking their favorite baking techniques. Mostly I'd just love to see a comparison between these two versions of one person who lived very different lives, and how they'd both react to each other.

                      Requested by: Rema

                      • Feferi Peixes
                      • Kanaya Maryam
                      • Nepeta Leijon

                      Nepeta comes into her own as leader of the inevatable rebellion against the alternian empire. Non-sburb au, please. I'd also like to see kanaya and feferi being awesome in this but nepeta has to be the focus. The more alien details about alternian society you can fit in the better. I don't really mind about pairings as long as you don't break up the meowrails and no vriska.

                      Requested by: Rema

                      • The Condesce

                      The condesce on her long lonely journey back to alternia after the vast glub, and how she she copes with the situation. Maybe with ghosts? i just like the image of her striding through the massive empty corridors of her flagship

                      Requested by: Rema

                      • Rose Lalonde
                      • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                      • Terezi Pyrope

                      Terezi and Rose finding out just how alien they are to each other, and how much it doesn't matter. If you can bring in both human/troll anatomical differences and sburb powers that would be great, but the more weird troll biology the better.

                      Requested by: Rema

                      • Jade Harley
                      • Rose Lalonde

                      Something about rose's relationship to the horrorterrors, and jade's to skaia, and the they're both convinced that each other's is a terrible idea? Please don't portray anyone (especially the horrorterrors) as actually malevolent, or make one side obviously right and the other's absolutely wrong.

                      trolls are a bonus if you can work them in (especially kanaya), but I'm not that bothered

                      Requested by: CandidCantrix

                        A Great British Bake-Off AU. I'm absolutely serious.

                        ...if you're not British and/or don't watch it, any other competitive reality television AU would be fine. A Project Runway AU with Rose/Kanaya could be fun...

                        Basically, I want two (or more!) Homestuck ladies facing off as contestants on TV. Snarking, bickering, and underhanded shenanigans would be fantastic. Total crack/comedy preferred.

                        A troll version of any show would be particularly awesome!

                        Requested by: CandidCantrix

                        • Terezi Pyrope
                        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                        • Vriska Serket

                        A Scourgecest superhero AU, preferably featuring:

                        a) A good old-fashioned superhero vs. supervillain conflict,
                        b) Superhero vs. police cracking down on vigilante justice,
                        or
                        c) Superhero vs. weirdly competitive fellow superhero trying to break their track record.

                        My original idea was for Terezi to be cast in the superhero role, but I'll be really impressed if you can spin it the other way and stay in character!

                        Requested by: CandidCantrix

                          An AU based on the musical Chicago. I'd prefer to see the main pairing in Roxy and Velma-esque roles, but one as a lawyer (prosecution or defence!) could work. The Troll Jazz Age would be particularly amazing to see.

                          If fanfiction, the plot can be based as loosely on the musical as you like. (I'd much rather things, particularly backstories/motives, changed for the sake of staying in character, than stick rigidly to the AU).

                          For the pairing, I'd like to see any two of the following: Vriska, Terezi, Rose, Roxy, Aradia, Meenah, Jane, Jade and/or Mindfang.

                          Requested by: CandidCantrix

                          • Meenah Peixes
                          • Meenah Peixes/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          A non-AU request!

                          I'd like something set while Vriska and Meenah were being pirates together. A treasure-hunting adventure, or an encounter with a beast from the ocean...anything with them working together! (Arguments are still fine though.)

                          Requested by: Isa1187

                          • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                          • Rare Pairing Tag
                          • Snowman (Homestuck)

                          Snowman and Alpha Rose meeting and being weird/enigmatic/sad/meta at each other.

                          They could have any sort of relationship: glimpsing each other in a light aspect-induced vision, meeting and becoming moirails, falling in love, meeting once in a city and never seeing each other again, whatever.

                          I really like both of these characters and I'm sad that we don't see much of them, and I really want to see them interact in some way. Snowman and Alpha Rose can be AU, slice-of-life, ridiculously meta, part of a superhero team, secretly the creators of all universes... anything you'd enjoy making, as long as they get to interact.

                          Things I definitely don't want: explicit sex, a total gorefest.
                          Things I particularly enjoy: sadstuck, weird meta shenanigans

                          Requested by: Isa1187

                          • Redglare
                          • Spinneret Mindfang

                          I'd like to see Redglare as a human superhero on earth, tracking down and fighting her arch nemesis, supervillain Mindfang.

                          Things I would particularly like: Redglare being awesome, Mindfang being awesomely evil. If you could work in cameos/references to other trolls (especially Kankri) that would be lovely.

                          Things I don't want: explicit sex

                          Requested by: Isa1187

                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                          Something fluffy where Rose and Kanaya are together and alive and happy, perhaps sharing cake and tea and making lovingly snarky comments at each other after the game ends, or miraculously being healed after [S] Game Over and just being overjoyed to see each other again. If there's a different scenario you'd prefer, feel free to write or draw it; just make Rose and Kanaya happy. If you want to work in additional characters, that's fine as well.

                          Things I don't want: explicit sex
                          Things I do want: fluffy happiness. If you could also work in a glimpse of a living, relatively happy Karkat, that would be amazing.

                          Requested by: Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)

                          • Alpha Jade Harley

                          I would like to see Jade exploring Hellmurder Island, discovering the portals into the Medium, and having adventures in the strange new universe of Sburb. How much of the game exists before the players enter? Did she have any contact with the Black Queen, or had the Condesce already conquered Derse? Did she have any contact with the White Queen? How and why did she steal Jack Noir's fourth wall? If the Denizens existed (instead of being retroactively created upon the players' entries), were they awake and open to conversations? How much did she tell Rose and Dave about her adventures? (Did she take pictures of Roxy and Dirk so they would have some tangible record of their timelost wards?) Did she try to spark a resistance among the Dersites the way she founded a resistance movement on Earth? I have so many questions and would love some answers!

                          Requested by: Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)

                          • Aradia Megido
                          • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
                          • Terezi Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          I couldn't specify this trio in the relationship field, so I had to approximate with two of the component pairs... but I want Terezi-Aradia-Vriska ashen porn, however you interpret 'porn' of an explicitly non-sexual relationship. They are a glorious collective trainwreck and I need this to happen. If you can fit this into canon somehow, my hat is off to you. If you want to do a canon divergence, I am all for that. If you want to go wildly AU, that is cool too. All I ask is that they remain trolls. I don't particularly care who is mediating between whom: all three potential arrangements are fascinating in their own ways, and any form of variable middle-leaf setup would also be completely plausible to me.

                          Requested by: Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)

                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          I would like to see Roxy growing up among the carapacians! Pretty much anything on that theme would be awesome, but I'm especially interested in things like being the only human in her neighborhood, or when and how she found her appearifier and decided to gather supplies for her neighbors, or ways in which she absorbed the cultural mindset of Prospit and Derse along with the human culture she gleaned from the internet and whatever files Rose was able to leave for her. If you can work in Rose and/or PM, that would be awesome, but please don't stress about that element.

                          Requested by: Elizabeth Culmer (edenfalling)

                          • Porrim Maryam

                          Porrim seems very open to loving (and/or hating) all kinds of people. I would like to see one of her red or black relationships! I have a slight preference for Meenah or Damara, if only because I have the hardest time imagining how those would work in practice and am interested in seeing somebody else's theories on that subject. But really, any female character of your choice is fair game, irrespective of species. Poly is also fine if that's where your heart is. I'm most interested in the everyday mechanics of a relationship while it's going well, not the beginning or ending of something. As for setting, I'm not at all picky: before Sgrub, during Sgrub, among the dreambubbles, in an AU of your choice... it's completely up to you. I do ask that all characters retain their canon species.

                          Requested by: KarrinBlue

                          • Aradia Megido
                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag
                          • Terezi Pyrope

                          Aradia and Terezi are the two co-GMs of the Alterniearth RPG club, whose members number whoever the author likes (I'd like Calliope and Nepeta, but anything goes really). Please write something involving Aradia and Terezi playing off each other as they mess with their players!

                          Requested by: KarrinBlue

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          Pairing: Feferi/Nepeta. Please give me something involving Nepeta and Feferi going on a low-key hunting expedition in a post-Game AU! Hopefully with some bits dealing with their post-Fefeta fusion feelings.

                          Requested by: KarrinBlue

                          • Calliope (Homestuck)
                          • Jade Harley
                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Porrim Maryam

                          Space player tea party woohoo! I'd like to see something where these four ladies hang out and are nerds. And considering that 3/4 of these girls are confirmed Cosplay/Clothes nerds maybe some silly dressup could occur?

                          Requested by: KarrinBlue

                          • Jade Harley
                          • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                          • Jane Crocker
                          • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          Troll!AU: Rhoset Lalond and Jaedit Harley fall in together on the path to put Jainne Crokker on the throne and overthrow the Waterbitch. Red or pale, either's fine for our two betatrolls, and I'd really like a moiraillegiance between Jane and Roxy, especially if the idea that Roxy(Rakshi?)'s high blood color makes Jane almost want to hurt her is included. A happy ending is preferred, incidentally.

                          Requested by: kamaevis

                          • Jane Crocker
                          • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          I'd love some wintertime JaneRoxy fluff! Something involving snow or sweaters or curling up by a fire. It doesn't have to be Christmas related, just wintery! I'd like their relationship to be established, so they're comfortable with each other as romantic partners and it's as gooey and tooth-rottingly fluffy as possible. Please no NSFW!

                          Requested by: kamaevis

                          • Latula Pyrope
                          • Porrim Maryam
                          • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope

                          I'd like something dealing with Porrim helping Latula with her anxiety! I'd like it to be during/before SGRUB so neither of them is dead (maybe pre-rad Latula?). Preferably fluff and/or hurt/comfort! Nothing too angsty or without a happy/hopeful ending. Please no NSFW!

                          Requested by: kamaevis

                          • Jane Crocker

                          I'd really like to see something about Jane's life pre-Sburb. It's mentioned that she's been the target of assassination attempts and that she loves Parks and Recreation, and those are never really expanded on or brought up again in canon. Pretty much anything that deals with Jane's life outside her friends, and the little things that make her life unique that are often lost in Homestuck's convoluted plot. I wouldn't mind other characters, but I'd like it to be Jane-centric. Please no NSFW!

                          Requested by: kamaevis

                          • Peregrine Mendicant
                          • Peregrine Mendicant/Windswept Questant
                          • Windswept Questant

                          The Windswept Questant was definitely my favorite exile, and her relationship & interactions with the Peregrine Mendicant were some of my favorites! I'd love to see the two of them in some downtime, like when the Wayward Vagabond and the Aimless Renegade were off getting into trouble. It doesn't have to be romantic, but I certainly wouldn't mind it. Fluff and/or Friendship please! No NSFW, and I wouldn't mind WV and AR being present but I'd like the fic to be centered around WQ and PM's relationship.

                          Requested by: CredibilityProblem

                          • Jade Harley
                          • Jane Crocker

                          Jade, Jane, and mind control aftermath or… exploration.

                          What was it like, to be the Condesce's agent? I'm interested in their perceptions, their feelings. How much of “themselves” was just amplified and warped while they kept their own memories and desires while under the influence of the control?

                          If it's aftermath, I'd want them to retain the memories of what they did while controlled. I'd want to know they deal with the loss of autonomy and their guilt, specifically for the things they did or said because *they* chose to do them at that moment, but still wouldn't have done if not controlled (see; Jane).

                          This is all pretty angsty, but I'd also appreciate a h/c or recovery spin to it!

                          (Can be gen, or shippy, whatever you like)

                          Requested by: CredibilityProblem

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Nepeta Leijon

                          Tell me the story of Feferi and Nepeta who were violently forced to cohabit a body and after that yet decided to stay at each other’s side.

                          Requested by: CredibilityProblem

                          • Aradia Megido
                          • Jade Harley
                          • Jade Harley/Aradia Megido

                          Aradia & Jade do science experiments involving corpses and robotics. Just think "they make Monsters and Love" and take it from there.

                          Requested by: CredibilityProblem

                          • Jade Harley
                          • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde

                          Non-SGRUB no-trolls no-anything AU where there’s only the beta kids (for some reason Jade still grew up the way she did — with a dead grandpa alone on her island) and Jade and Rose now are of young adult/college age and move into a city to go to school/work/whatever. What I’d be after is, even though they are so brilliant both, they fail (at first), gradually and not just a little; for brain and hard-to-adapt and other-stuff-going-on reasons. Also they become very good friends or girlfriends and support each other and they find ways.

                          Requested by: CredibilityProblem

                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope

                          Rose/Terezi. Anything goes! Canon compliant or AUs. I like them pale, but I'll also take pitch/pale vacillation; red (+Kanaya then maybe), close friends.

                          Since it's so very open a prompt, I'll just throw in a list of things I'm into:
                          Dragons.
                          Dragons who can take human form (or troll).
                          Attempting to be a Knight while surrounded by Knights. (If you want to include Latula in the Dragons&Knights shenaniganry, please, yes, do).
                          Seers who combine their powers to achieve a goal and unlock higher Seer potential (think; Drifting).
                          Superhumans that malicious groups/people have interest in for their abilities and try to own/manipulate/experiment on them (think; Doc Scratch; Skaianet...) but they fight for their own autonomy. Solidarity between people who have similar problems.
                          Mulder&Skully investigating duos with the Weirdo&the Skeptic dynamic, except they both have supernatural abilities.

                          -----
                          I'll probably write a Ladystuck letter, but just in case I don't I'm parking general likes&dislikes here:

                          - I like when characters aren't white and I enjoy "surprising" body types (eg. Nepeta being very tall and very buff instead of fandom's usual tiny; stuff like that).
                          - I like trans characters
                          - Except for Jade/Aradia who I'd like to be in a romantic relationships, all of my prompts can be filled as shippy or as gen.
                          - You can heavily include any other character you want, or add more ladies to these ships, I really don't mind at all! (Exception: You probably wouldn't but just in case the idea crossed your mind, don't include Gamzee as antagonist-to-be-defeated-by-our-heroines)

                          Requested by: spockandawe

                          • The Disciple (Homestuck)
                          • The Dolorosa

                          So, in all the examinations of the Signless/Dolorosa/Disciple/Psiioniic group, it feels like the Disciple/Dolorosa dynamic gets the least attention. And that's a real shame! I'd like to see something sweet between them, as platonic or as shippy as you'd like to get (though I'm a big fan of shipping, ngl). My absolute favorite is a big ol' romantic pile of trolls loving each other in all directions, and if the Signless and/or Psiioniic are involved at all, I am one hundred percent down with it, but I'd like to have the Disciple/Dolorosa interactions at the forefront. People feel different amounts of squick at Signless/Dolorosa, and I'm totally chill, but I'm also fine if you're more comfortable leaving that pairing out of things. But platonic is fine too! I like things just fine as a romance, as a pseudo-mother-daughter thing, and as two adults being great friends.

                          PS, if you do go the sexy route, with this or any of the other prompts, I'm not able to think of any kinks I one hundred percent hate. Scat and emeto test my outer limits, but I've read stories with both of those that I enjoyed fine. I'm a big fan of bdsm dynamics, but I love vanilla just fine too. And since this is homestuck, I tend to default to tentabulges and nookginas, but I still haven't run into a version of troll xeno I didn't like.

                          Requested by: spockandawe

                          • Latula Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope

                          So these were two characters where I really wanted to see some interaction happen in the comic. They're both intelligent, playful, fast on their feet, mind players, and it's heavily implied they've both got some ugly psychological business going on that they're trying not to show. I want to see them bonding. I want them playing off each other and having a great time and getting an understanding of what's going on in each others' heads without ever explicitly airing their dirty laundry. It doesn't need to be that kind of catharsis thing, they're both pretty independent and strong, they're not just going to crumble like tissue paper and bare all wounds. But they're also mind players. As much as Terezi's been through, she's always been good at getting inside people's heads. And a knight protects, so I think Latula wouldn't have all that much trouble seeing where Terezi's weak spots are that need defending. As before, anything from gen to hella sex is good with me.

                          Requested by: spockandawe

                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Porrim Maryam

                          Okay, this gets into more overtly sexual territory. I'm interested in seeing a post-game, restored-world type setting, where Porrim and Kanaya are figuring out how to keep their species going (or honestly, if you'd rather write one but not the other, I'm down with that too, I just have a weakness for trolls and their dancestors, in case you couldn't tell). I really love the hell out of oviposition, but I'm open to whatever kind of weird xeno reproduction you want to dream up. I love it all!

                          And if you do go the oviposition route, I'd honestly love it the most if Porrim and Kanaya AREN'T the ones carrying the eggs. It could be pairs of quadrantmates volunteering, or their own quadrantmates stepping up to help, or I'll love it if it's Porrim and Kanaya too! I'm sorry, I'm trying to nail this prompt down a bit better, but all I'm really coming up with is 'I LOVE IT ALL.' Porrim/Kanaya is chill, other ships instead are equally chill, and I'd just like for the reproduction to be rewarding in some way, not just a traumatic awful process that someone (or several someones) have to endure. Difficult and painful is fine, but ultimately rewarding would be fantastic.

                          (oh, by the way, since these last three prompts are very flexible on ships and characters I have one general request to make. If Karkat is involved, and you're writing for the fill, please no 'fuckass,' and please no 'Karkles.' Those throw me right out of a story. They're pretty widespread, and I'm not sure why, but it would be great if they could be left out of things here.)

                          Requested by: spockandawe

                          • Aradia Megido

                          Helmsman Aradia!! I have a shameful amount of love for helmsmen, but almost all the attention seems to be on Captors, and very little on Megidos. I didn't specify a second character, but I'd like to see her in some form of romance. Any quadrant is good (ashen romance is hella rare and one of my guilty pleasures if you're up for it), and I'm very flexible on characters, but I'd like her being a helm to be pretty central. Having a troll with intact limbs who can just unplug and walk away as easy as anything feels kind of like cheating as far as helms go, but apart from that, I'm easy to please. Amputee unpluggable helmsmen who float around using their psionics are cool. Having a helms who's so involved in their system that it can be difficult to even bring them back to their physical body are super cool (especially because then even the smallest physical touch feels so overwhelming eue ). Captain/helm relationships are really fun because of the inherent power differential, but also an intelligent helm has a lot of ability to exert control over their captain and crew if they play things right.

                          I've seen Feferi/Aradia (and I've actually written that pair with Feferi as Aradia's captain), and Roxy/Aradia with Roxy as Aradia's tech. A weird, weird idea that I like a lot that I'm not really expecting anyone to go for would be for Sollux and Aradia to be installed as dual helms in a battleship. Maybe Sollux has control over weaponry and Aradia has navigation and controls, who knows, I'm easy. But I would like to see romance between helms and not-helms, so if Sollux and Aradia were intertwined like that, I'd prefer to see a triad with an unconverted troll instead of just those two loving each other. Anywhere from light fluffy romance to hardcore sex is good with me! And as far as extreme amputations and biological modifications go, I'm pretty much near impossible to weird out.

                          Requested by: spockandawe

                          • Damara Megido

                          Okay. So this is my prompt that I'm pretty sure nobody is going to want to touch, haha. So I just talked about how helmsman Aradia is pretty rare? Well, I've NEVER seen helmsman Damara. There's no reason to think she doesn't have the same psionic capabilities Aradia does, and it would be such a cool thing to explore. You know all the anger she feels in canon? Imagine that same force of personality and how she'd feel about being installed into a helm. Gen, shippy, tame, explicit, any quadrant, any other characters, whatever you want, I just think this would be such a neat thing to actually see.

                          (ps in an effort to make this prompt more palatable, I am also open to ANY of the homestuck ladies as a helm if you wanted to play with bloodswaps and flip any of the women into a psionic position. I love helms a LOT (you probably wouldn't have guessed because I am very subtle about it), and it would be so fantastic to see new characters being explored in this situation.)

                          Requested by: BatchSan

                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          I need Rose/Vriska in the darkest shade of black you can find, please and thanks. I'm keen on humanstuck but anything works for me. Make it angsty and bloody and hurt-oh-so-good. Mmm!

                          Requested by: BatchSan

                          • Terezi Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          I'll take them black or pale but I'd actually be thrilled most by these two red. Definitely not, like, flowers and chocolate and picnics and diabetic sugary fluff, but caring and loving in that strange way I'm sure only they could manage. Like, not trying to kill each other after one beats the other in a round of Call of Duty or eating the burnt pancake that was originally meant for the other. If you rather go the other routes, then make them black but not actually desperate to kill each other or pale and awesome besties.

                          Humanstuck or AU or canon-compliance, I'm not picky.

                          Requested by: BatchSan

                          • Aranea Serket
                          • Meenah Peixes
                          • Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket
                          • Porrim Maryam
                          • Porrim Maryam/Aranea Serket

                          I really want pre-canon Aranea/Porrim, especially focusing on pre-SGRUB!Aranea because it's hinted that she was different back then and I can't stop imagining a quieter, less unsure of herself Aranea. I really want to see that, and possibly some pre-canon Porrim who isn't quite so pulled together and/or comfortable with herself. Maybe they help change each other? Or do the events of SGRUB do it?

                          If not, how about some Aranea/Porrim during their relationship? How does it end? When does Aranea decide she's flush for Meenah? I want all the details!

                          Requested by: obligatoryusername

                          • Calliope (Homestuck)
                          • Jade Harley

                          * I selected Teen+, but any rating EXCEPT explicit is fine! Just no porn, please.

                          I would be happy with anything - close to canon or a distant AU, sadstuck or fluff, whatever! This pairing gets no love, so I just want SOMETHING. :D Romantic or platonic, either is fine.

                          I don't have anything specific in mind, but I'd feel bad to not include some sort of direction, so... some quick prompt ideas I like: new student joining the college roleplaying club humanstuck AU, lost/found dog or something else involving Bec humanstuck AU, hurt/comfort anything, sharing an umbrella/escaping terrible weather and having a cute conversation, apartment neighbors or roommates humanstuck AU. Or something of your choosing!

                          Requested by: obligatoryusername

                          • Jade Harley
                          • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
                          • Nepeta Leijon

                          * I selected Teen+, but any rating EXCEPT explicit is fine! Just no porn, please.

                          Idea #1: AU within the canon HS universe where Nepeta, y'know, doesn't die, and trolls Jade.

                          Idea #2: Humanstuck college/young adult AU. Maybe roommates/girlfriends disagreeing over what pet to adopt? A bookstore/study date? Stargazing? Just something cute.

                          Romantic or platonic, either is fine. Oh, and NepetaEquius on the side is okay too! But of course the story should focus mainly on Nepeta <3 or Jade.

                          Requested by: obligatoryusername

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Nepeta Leijon

                          * I selected Teen+, but any rating EXCEPT explicit is fine! Just no porn, please.

                          Prompt idea: Angsty hurt/comfort. Feferi and Nepeta dealing with the aftermath of recent traumatic events in their lives - not only their own deaths, but their binding together as Fefetasprite and subsequent separation.

                          Requested by: BatchSan

                          • Redglare
                          • Spinneret Mindfang
                          • Spinneret Mindfang/Redglare
                          • The Dolorosa
                          • The Dolorosa/Spinneret Mindfang

                          Gimme the AU where The Dolorosa isn't killed and she and Mindfang become flushed, awesome pirates, right until Redglare starts making things difficult for them. How would things play out differently if Dolorosa was still in the picture? Or just go total AU and make them awesome humanstuck pirates giving Admiral Redglare the slip all the time (right until she pins them in a cove with her ship, Pyralsprite) or criminals on the run, ala Bonnie and Clyde!

                          Requested by: mahwaha

                          • Aradia Megido
                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          Rare pair shipping intent: Matesprits/Romance in the Bone Zone.

                          http://koalanurples.tumblr.com/post/93094861896/thedramaticmurderer-answered-nepeta-aradia-making

                          Nepeta hunts and slaughters beasts of all shapes and sizes. She also likely cleans the corpses herself! Who else is a fan of corpses? Who also happens to be a fan of skeletons? And who are two gals who would likely be down for creepy, potentially macabre role-playing tea parties involving dead bodies?

                          Okay, so this doesn't need to focus on eerie, unsettling tea party role-playing, but I do think Aradia and Nepeta would get along SO well. They both have healthy senses of imagination and fun, and both seem like women who could get neck-deep in adventure with nothing but enthusiasm. Plus, a gal can't be diamonds-deep in with a Zahhak without having a high threshold for abnormal creepiness. I want to see them having fun together, without a specific prompt in mind. I will list my likes and dislikes, though; I hope that helps you out.

                          Likes: AUs out the yin-yang. I love comic canon stuff, but I also have way too many rare pairs to survive off of canon alone. I would adore a good AU piece. Aside from the tried and true general AU plots (supernatural creatures and hunters, coffee shop, sex workers, rabbit hybrids in heat...I'm thinking of things I see often on cherubplay, by the way), I also love plopping Homestuck characters into other fictitious universes. I'm a consistent fan of Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials," because I love daemon touching for schmoopy romance moments. Other media I'm currently into that you might draw inspiration from: Tokyo Ghoul, FLCL, ATLA/LOK, Harry Potter, Garth Nix's "Old Kingdom" series (which would work so GREAT for Aradia, wow), and...hm. That's all that's coming to mind, so far.

                          My favorite thing about AUs is the ability to explore worldbuilding and to bring in small, seemingly insignificant details that really add to the setting. Stunrunner wrote me a Hogwarts AU in my Gifts section that mentions that Dirk uses a Sticking Charm to keep his hair in place. Stuff like that! It takes a good piece and makes it great, hands down. Atmosphere in setting is so important.

                          I also love aged-up characters - anywhere from 25 to 55, roughly - because I LOVE seeing how folks age and develop characters. The only time I enjoy younger characters interacting, as of late, is for those awkward 'first time' sexual exploration plots. That brings me to something else I love: awkward sex. Awkward flirting. Cheesiness so thick that you can't fit two slices of bread around it. People being uncertain but willing, or maybe even enthusiastic about learning each other. You can never go wrong with some awkwardness - it makes the characters more real, to me. But I also madly love characters who know each other in and out, so you really can't lose.

                          And speaking of sex, if you're in a fun AU that is definitely a place to whip out the ~*little worldbuilding things*~ (in fond parody of tumblr blogs). ATLA/LOK and Harry Potter are practically begging to tell me all of the weird shit that happens behind closed doors. Or not-so-weird shit. I really need to just human-up and write that shit myself, but until I do I will just drop that here, ahahaha. General rule for sex acts: anal and oral play are always gold, and if it's consensual and caring I will be on board.

                          Hm, other things. Polyamory? Polyamory is always good, but I still want the focus on Aradia and Nepeta. POC characters and a variety of body types, also good. I have a tag dedicated to Nepeta pics that I love, so feel free to draw from 'em; Headtraumakid still holds the gold medal for my favorite Nepeta body type, and I should have those reblogs in this tag. (Kdubzart holds the silver; I like big, towering, thick, powerful Nepetas like I like ladies with short, curly hair. Even Aradia. She'd be so fucking cute with short hair.) Also, that tag has some alien dick in it. Proceed with caution.

                          http://mahwaha.tumblr.com/search/purrfect+peta

                          Oh yeah. And I love character study pieces and body modification, which are two seemingly unrelated things. I'm at the end of my rope and suddenly remembering things. Forgive me.

                          Dislikes: Cat puns. I am a jaded soul, so excessive cat puns from Nepeta just makes me wince. "Mew" for "you," especially - any non-canonical cat puns are even worse. It's like misery expounded upon with inflamed, weeping colons, or something else that sounds super unpleasant. I'm also pretty done with Nepeta pining after Karkat. It's been done over and over again, and almost never with any finesse; that ship has sailed. Show me grown up Nepeta who has moved on, and who also might be very embarrassed about her old OTP drawings. I'm pretty ambivalent on Aradia's past with Sollux, so do as you please.

                          Hm, other things. Dehumanization? Extreme gore and violence that isn't related to hunting? Yeah.

                          Requested by: mahwaha

                          • Damara Megido
                          • Meulin Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          Rare pair shipping intent: Matesprits/Romance in the Bone Zone/Moirails with Benefits?

                          I have one desire and one desire only. Damara and Meulin at an anime convention. Who they dress up as, the setting, and what all happens to them is all up to you. General likes and dislikes still apply, but I'm way more down with Meulin being obnoxious with her cat puns, since she is. I am also down with both of them being terrifying cultists, or Ninjettes/Juggalettes, or Damara being a sweet girl wrapped in a terrifying force of nature who happens to be dating a ridiculous stoner.

                          I headcanon Meu as short and portly. I'm more flexible with Damara; she could go tall and reedy just as easily as she could come in a tiny package of sharp elbows and the like. I'd like both of them to be POC or mixed race, because diversity is the fuel in my engine. This basically applies to every prompt of mine, ever.

                          I just want these two odd women bonding over how they are both actually nerdlords and/or anime masters...and potentially Damara being merciless to the gross people that inevitably skulk around cons.

                          Requested by: mahwaha

                          • Latula Pyrope
                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Porrim Maryam
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          Rare pair shipping intent: Matespritship mixed with Porrim and Latula moirallegiance, possibly with irritable blackrom vacillation between Porrim and Latula+Nepeta. But mostly those former two.

                          Time to go hardcore rare pair mode: (please, if you would like to) gimme some polyamory between Nepeta and her two hot, older girlfriends (one of which is a huge gossip and fussypants and the other who is actually a 13 year old boy in a grown woman's body). I'm mostly looking for a sloppy, ridiculous slice of life piece (I love slice of life, by the way!).

                          Latula and Nepeta being messy as fuck around the house/apartment/wherever and driving Porrim insane? Yes. Porrim being a mom in the bedroom? Yes, to everyone's embarrassment. Latula keeping everyone up with angry gamegrrl yelling? Yes. Nepeta leaving her sweaty rugby (or weird alien sport) clothes everywhere? Skateboarding dates where Porrim SIIIIIIIGHS every ten minutes, because there is so much blood and scrapes? You catch my drift.

                          I love rare pairings because I love how easy headcanoning for them is (for me, anyway). And I love Nepeta. And I love age gaps, so. Win/win/win.

                          General likes/dislikes apply!

                          **Also, I'd really love if all three gals were non-cis, assuming they're human.

                          Requested by: cassiopite

                          • Redglare
                          • The Condesce
                          • The Disciple (Homestuck)
                          • The Handmaid (Homestuck)

                          I'd love to see a piece documenting the handmaid's various assignments, and how she came to be the cold hearted ice godess we see in her final showdown from the fiesty, indignant girl trying to run away from doc.

                          I'd love to see her interactions with the other lady ancestors, as listed above - also her learning about alternian customs and social protocols and having various affairs along the way. Some Disciple/Handmaid and Redglare/Handmaid would be excellent - but you can always fiddle around with the quadrants and relationships as you wish. Mentions towards the felt, doc scratch and LE are fine and encouraged - but what i'd like to see most is her relationships between the ancestor ladies - at least some of them, and how she came to eventually snap.

                          Requested by: cassiopite

                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Terezi Pyrope

                          I'd love some saddish dreambubble fluff - in which the entire meteor crew meets up, all dead, and rose, being the excellent host that she is, shows them all around a memory of her home (in lolar) , with kanaya, terezi and karkat all having various, and possibly hilarious misunderstandings of Human Social Constructs.

                          I'd also love to see some rosemary, where Kanaya and Rose talk it all out - and Terezi and Rose finally have a nice, proper talk with Kanaya about their various addictions. I don't really mind about pairings - but if you're going to put in karezi, please don't focus on it too much. I just want to see them happy, at last.

                          Requested by: cassiopite

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Jade Harley
                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          Two words -- PIRATE AU.
                          A dreambubble one at that, too. As nep and fef seem to out of the plot...for now.....and jade is now in the dreambubbles, this could lead to all kinds of adventurous shenanigans - namely Jade meeting up with Feferi and Nepeta to kick some serious ass.
                          Them all going ''fuck it'' and stealing a ship from Vriska. Them getting help from Tavros and Sollux and Aradia for weaponry and general allies. Them seeking advice from Calliope about the best way to kill cherub/god tier - and after meticulous planning and moral boosts - they finally claw their way up from importance, in a pirate ship, with fancy costumes, to kill LE once and for all.

                          And then kiss afterward.

                          (jade/feferi/nepeta would be LOVELY, thank you)

                          Requested by: cassiopite

                          • Jade Harley

                          Jade Harley, from birth until death.

                          I'd really like to see, and focus on, how she grew up, most. The general fridge horror of her childhood -- how she grew up on her island alone and discovered it's secrets -- dealing with loneliness and making up for it with internet friends -- how she first met john, dave, rose - and how she first started getting trolled. Her pent-up frustration and pretending that it was all okay - her selflessness.

                          I'd like this to be Jade centered, no shipping, please (but you are perfectly welcome to either mention canon interactions or even better, an ace or aro Jade) and the main theme to be metamorphosis. How she handles Jadesprite - how she saves john, interacts with everyone throughout the years. What changes with her, what doesn't. I just, really like Jade Harley. 0u0

                          Requested by: cassiopite

                          • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          I'd love a roxy piece about how she found out about her mother's legacy, and how she came to terms with it. Her rage at the condesce, her drinking -- how she slowly found out about the events of her mother's death and her reaction to it - her grief, her loneliness.

                          Finding Dirk (and how she exactly found dirk would be great, too) and talking to calliope for the first time - and then meeting jane, jake -- but mostly centering round her relationship with her mother and how it led to how she acts today.

                          I'd love to see elaboration on alpha!Rose's story, and how much hacking, document-salvaging and digging Roxy had to do to find out about it - maybe this is the cause of her fixation with conspiracies?

                          I'd just LOVE something with Roxy's feelings towards her mother - her childhood - her angst, why she started drinking, and how her mother affected her relationship with her friends. ^u^

                          Requested by: Strannushka

                          • Terezi Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          Terezi and Vriska as a cop and a criminal who hide their relationship.

                          What excites me about these two is how they care about each other even though they're on the different sides of law and morality; and how Vriska manages to keep Terezi on her dark side. So what I want to see is Terezi breaking the law and covering for Vriska? (I'm sorry, this was probably made one hundred times before and is the least original request in the entire history).

                          Requested by: Strannushka

                          • Meenah Peixes
                          • Meenah Peixes/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          Meenah and Vriska is exactly this couple who crush everything and everyone unluckily stuck in their way while dancing.

                          These two are very destructive badasses and together they form a tornado; and I want to see things explode around them as much as possible.

                          Requested by: Strannushka

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Feferi Peixes/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          Feferi is a nice-to-her-opponents boxer; Vriska is a kick-your-glubbing-opponent-in-the-bulge cheerleader. (idk if boxers really have cheerleaders but Feferi totally deserves one)

                          I really love that bit in canon when Feferi pranks Vriska into thinking she's in the bad mood and Vriska offers to help her, so what I want to see is Vriska being cheery for Feferi while Fef is having a rough time? Also, I like to think about Feferi as a very strong girl, that's why she's a boxer here :)

                          Requested by: Makocchi

                          • Jane Crocker
                          • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          I would really like Roxy preparing a surprise party for Jane! It can be for her birthday, or just because (I can totally see Roxy celebrating, like, the first anniversary of them living together?), but they should be just the two of them. What happens in detail is just up to you, but hugs are more than totally welcome, as well as forehead/nose kisses. Maybe Roxy even baked some cake? Or cooked dinner? Or tried to! Maybe she bought a gift, or she's wearing some costume, because she thought it would be funny. What's important is that it should all be fluffy and generally cute, and it should absolutely be a very successful party!
                          PS: Here, Roxy should be sober.

                          Requested by: Makocchi

                          • Terezi Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          I would be very happy to see them as the Scourge Sisters pre-accident, so on Alternia and still kids.
                          This can take place during a Flarping session, or when planning one at each other's hive. It can be their first meeting, even! or something unrelated to Flarping.
                          Just, them being friendly (or hatefriendly!) to each other, and... not actively gouging each other's eyes in hate, just this.
                          (if you want to put them in any of the quadrants, it's perfectly fine, no preferences whatsoever on that front.)

                          Requested by: Makocchi

                          • Damara Megido
                          • Porrim Maryam
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          I ship very much Damara and Porrim in a rather unconventional relationship, that is 'rails with pails.
                          This can take place both on Beforus, or in the dreambubbles, it doesn't matter. Any kind of commentary about how strange this relationship is is totally optional (especially because i think that drawing that would be pretty challenging, uh.)
                          The focus of the work should be on them pailing anyway. Oral sex is a must, and semi-public (as in, in a public space with no one around) is very appreciated. (I don't have a specific headcanon for the genitalia.)

                          Requested by: SimplerUser

                          • Jade Harley
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Terezi Pyrope
                          • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                          • Vriska Serket

                          a durarara au, though I'm wanting the spirit of the thing more than a direct parallel!

                          teen idiots leading street gangs (vriska and terezi leading one and rose and jade leading different ones)

                          and optional extras: aradia as a headless horseman, kanaya thoroughly fed up with everyone around her’s ridiculousness but posessed by a cursed sword that demands love, nepeta an otaku who is considerably more dangerous than she seems, feferi aiming to make the town a better place through less than lovely means as an information broker, that kind of thing.

                          Requested by: astraLazuli

                          • Alpha Jade Harley
                          • Alpha Rose Lalonde

                          I'd like to see Alpha Jade & Alpha Rose being badasses in the resistance against the Batterwitch. Maybe when Jade is recruiting Rose or once things are a bit more in full swing. Action stuff is great as are more quiet personal moments. Relationship's up to you based on what you think would work best, friends, mentor/student, flushed, so long as they're fairly close, I'm cool with it.

                          Requested by: astraLazuli

                          • Jade Harley
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          Jade & Roxy being science nerds! It can be canon related or post-game or an AU, I just wanna see these two nerding it up being mad scientists! Anything on the red side is good, friends, pale, or flushed!

                          Requested by: astraLazuli

                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          Anything from this post from tumblr or along these lines! Just Roxy being awesome & focusing on how she's smart & a nerd & kindhearted & more than a little bit silly.

                          "i need more fics where roxy ISN”T presented as the girl who always shows up to school drunk i want roxy lalonde, the girl who hacked into the school website and changed the color scheme to pink, purple and white and the font to something very bubbly i want roxy lalonde, the girl who snuck a stray cat she found on her way to school in her bag and had to try to hide it from all her teachers roxy lalonde the valedictorian who bedazzled her robe because why not give me roxy lalonde the girl the teachers got tired of reprimanding for drawing wizards all over her tests there are so many things you can do with a character as great as roxy lalonde how could you possible lower her to just an alcoholic ditz especially when she REALIZED SHE HAD A PROBLEM AND STOPPED DRINKING!
                          #i want roxy in a chemistry lab and coming out of it with her bangs fucking burned off#i want roxy to kick the ass of neckbeards at online gaming#i want roxy lalonde to be the neighborhood cat mom she always has cat food and water and treats and toys in her bag to give to strays#i want roxy lalonde to come into school looking like death itself cuz she was up all night writing fic and then acing every exam she had tha#t day anyway"

                          Requested by: astraLazuli

                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                          Rose & Kanaya being cute domestic dorks in a post-game AU or no-game AU.

                          Requested by: mahwaha

                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          Is there a trend here? Polyamory involving Nepeta? Rare pairs? I'm predictable.

                          As for this ship, I like it red all around (though Rose having initial misguided/confused caliginous feelings for Roxy is totes fine, as is Roxy feeling hella pale for Rose. Well, assuming you run with canon memories or something). I love the passive-aggressive potential in Rose/Roxy, especially when it's combated with hardcore, schmoopy love and a need for approval. And I also like Nepeta with Lalondes. They're all goofy cat people. This is a holy triad of women kissing, okay? This is the three-woman Cat Lady Support Group, Now With 200% More Smooches and Maybe Other Stuff.

                          I would be very happy if Rose was ace (and also perhaps genderfluid or genderqueer, if any of this comes up in your piece).

                          As for a scenario I'd like, something involving lots of self-care and validation would be nice. The road there can be rocky, but inevitably I want three women loving one another and taking care of one another.

                          Requested by: mahwaha

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Nepeta Leijon
                          • Rare Pairing Tag

                          A piece exploring Feferi and Nepeta in a moirallegiance would be wonderful, especially if it includes one/both soothing the other from inevitable slaughter time. Both of these women are deadly, and wield terrifying strength - a fact that is usually glossed over for both, be it because of Equius's lack of self-control or Feferi's minimization by portions of the fandom. I would be completely on board if this prompt went in a darker direction, and will list this as my exception to disliking extreme violence and gore (as long as Feferi and Nepeta are performing it on someone/something outside of their relationship). They're both good people, but they aren't endlessly kind or patient - far from it, actually. I want this balance to be explored, so character study is primarily what I'm after.

                          As for fish puns, I'm okay with them in moderation. Bonus points if they've been used canonically.

                          Requested by: seagreen

                          • Aradia Megido

                          I'd love to see something featuring alive!Aradia, either before she died in canon or any sort of AU where she didn't die at all. No pairings required, although something relating to her friendships with Nepeta and/or Terezi would be nice; if you want to go with something more flushed that's fine too. I really don't like Aradia/Vriska even as blackrom though, so preferably not that. (I'm counting "alive Aradia" as pre-death rather than god tier Aradia, who seems like a somewhat different character to me. Anything where she's alive is good, though...)

                          Requested by: seagreen

                          • Calliope (Homestuck)
                          • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
                          • Jane Crocker
                          • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
                          • Roxy Lalonde

                          I love Jane and Roxy and Calliope in pretty much any combination, so more or less anything featuring two or more of them is great! Fluffy pyjama parties, any pairing involving any of them or a poly relationship with all three, a Roxy/Calliope focused thing expanding on their relationship in canon, an AU where they all open a cupcake shop, pretty much anything is good here. I'd ideally prefer fluff over angst, but if you really want to write/draw something darker that's fine too.

                          Requested by: seagreen

                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                          I'd really like to see an AU featuring Rose and Kanaya, since I've not run into many good ones so far! I've seen plenty of coffeeshop, collegestuck and general humanstuck AUs revolving around the male characters, but the girls tend to be either background characters or not there at all. It'd be nice to see something featuring a humanstuck Kanaya (or trollstuck Rose?) for once.

                          Requested by: seagreen

                          • Peregrine Mendicant

                          Honestly, I'm just throwing this one in because I love PM so anything featuring her would be great! Something involving Prospit, or generally looking at canon events from her viewpoint, maybe?

                          Requested by: Twilit

                          • Aradia Megido
                          • Kanaya Maryam
                          • Rose Lalonde
                          • Terezi Pyrope

                          I'd like to see Rose and Kanaya in something that is NOT flushed and preferably on the meteor. All other options are on the table! They are both extremely characterful ladies and being in the close proximity of the meteor is sure to set SOMETHING off, even it is something requiring Auspisticism... by or for the ladies. Perhaps tie in something with grimdark tentacles and encroaching influences of the horrorterrors?

                          Requested by: Twilit

                          • Feferi Peixes
                          • Meenah Peixes
                          • The Condesce

                          The world doesn't have enough Peixes girls in it. I'd like to request something borderline smutty or outright explicit with everyone's favourite boss bass fishes. In particular I'd like to ask that it revolve around Meenah and that it relate to her burden/privilege as the future Empress/Condesce. For the purposes of this fic, let's say that either Meenah or Feferi could be "The Condesce/Empress" if you wanted to do age play. To make this easier and more immediate, could I ask that it be a no-Sburb AU?

                          Requested by: Twilit

                            Alright, let's up the ante here. I would like to request Ladystuck: Alien Murderplanet Edition. Basically Alternia meets Pandora of the Borderlands series with a metric skag-ton of badass ladies. The primary requirement here would be recognizable elements of both planets and any ladies you like sucking or papping the face or doin' the do any which way while schlepping around enough weaponry to lay siege to a small planet. Trolls, quadrants and body count that you need multiple limbs to tally. Bonus points for any excellent characterizations of the ladies as Borderlands franchise characters.

                            Requested by: buttmaster

                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
                            • Vriska Serket

                            I love the idea of a pirate captain Vriska and a sea witch (maybe tentacled) Rose having strife and tension. Did Vriska ask Rose for help? Did Rose capture Vriska's ship? The possibilities are possible!

                            Likes:
                            -Blackrom situations?
                            -Maybe a size difference, but not too extreme?
                            -Verbal sparring

                            GENERAL DISLIKES (THESE APPLY TO ALL PROMPTS):
                            -needles
                            -illness and especially vomit
                            -gory violence

                            Requested by: buttmaster

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                            • Mom (Homestuck)
                            • Rose Lalonde

                            I love the idea of Jade spending a lot of time with Mom Lalonde, looking up to her as a mother figure. Rose, being Rose, is jealous and worried and territorial. Maybe Jade decides she needs to show Rose how important she is.

                            Likes:
                            -Jade indeed having an awkward crush on Mom
                            -Rose being over dramatic and passive aggressive
                            -Dogtier Jade is always welcome

                            Requested by: buttmaster

                            • Damara Megido
                            • Latula Pyrope
                            • Meulin Leijon
                            • Porrim Maryam
                            • Rare Pairing Tag

                            MAINLY LOOKING FOR PORRIM/DAMARA.

                            I love these two. I love them as moirails but also as sexual partners. Rails with pails. I think they'd get along but it'd be very tentative. Also, Latula and Meulin are great and if you want to throw them in somewhere that would be wonderful?

                            Likes:
                            -Very inexperienced Damara (if it goes a sexual route)
                            -Black flirting without Blackrom intent
                            -Playing with Porrim's piercings
                            -Motherly Porrim (but not in a mommy kink way)

                            Dislikes:
                            -Please don't make me have to go to Google Translate to read Damara's dialogue.

                            Requested by: buttmaster

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Rare Pairing Tag
                            • The Condesce

                            Grimbark Jade and Condesce petplay. I'm usually averse to mind control stuff, so I'd rather it not focus too heavily there, but Condesce and her hot evil pet is just amazing.

                            Requested by: buttmaster

                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Meenah Peixes
                            • Rare Pairing Tag

                            Jane and Meenah are rival heiresses of the Betty Crocker empire. They're both high ranking on the corporate ladder, they dislike each other, they're even baking rivals. But they're being forced to collaborate. Will they get along or tear each other to shreds? You decide.

                            Requested by: Duckface

                            • Nepeta Leijon
                            • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            An interlude in the Alternian forest in a non-SBURB AU. They meet, they compete, they flirt. Nobody dies. As raunchy as you like, as funny as you like, as serious as you like.

                            Requested by: Duckface

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jade Harley/Kanaya Maryam
                            • Kanaya Maryam

                            Kanaya decides to date someone nice for a change, Jade goes dark, Kanaya's pants explode. (Figuratively speaking.) You can focus on any part of this: the flirting, awkward baby-gay Jade, the dark-going, the pants explosion. It's all you.

                            Requested by: Duckface

                            • Calliope (Homestuck)
                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            In the dark pocket, a bunch of ghosts put on a show together. Absolutely nothing bad happens.

                            Requested by: creatrixtiara

                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            So this seems like more of an art request, but I'd be curious to see it translated into fic. Basically, Rose describes her Seer outfit as a "sun-sari", but her outfit is not very sari-like - it's more like a sun salwhar-khameez. I'd like to see something that has the Seer outfits as an actual sari: how would you travel in a sari? What sort of accouterments would a sari entail? How do the extra bits and bobs of a sari help with the task of the seer?

                            Since it's Rose that brings this up I'd primarily like to see Rose's POV, but since Terezi is a seer I'd be curious to see if she then has her own take on the Mind-Sari (do the sparkles and sequins taste like bubbles?! XD)

                            Bonus points if you can somehow incorporate the vast Indian Subcontinent and Diaspora cultures somehow into your interpretation.

                            Requested by: creatrixtiara

                            • Porrim Maryam

                            So I saw a list of absurdist fancastings on Homestuck (think Nicholas Cage as John Egbert, Miley Cyrus as Roxy Lalonde, etc) and one of the fancastings was Anita Sarkeesian as Porrim Maryam.

                            I thought this was absolute GENIUS and I would love to see or read something about Porrim doing a Troll version of Feminist Frequency. Maybe she can deconstruct popular Troll romances? Maybe something written in the style of FemFreq but about Troll culture?

                            Requested by: creatrixtiara

                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            Terezi Pyrope seems to be really into food, right? Because she experiences the world through taste?

                            Make her references to taste all be Malaysian food. Because Malaysian food is THE BEST. OR maybe she can experience Malaysian food for herself and have a foodgasm.

                            Requested by: creatrixtiara

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            AU where one or both of the female players in the session is based in Asia. Jade seems to be the obvious one given that she's somewhere in the Pacific Ocean, but I'd really like everyone to somehow leave the United States.

                            Requested by: Norbit

                            • The Disciple (Homestuck)
                            • The Dolorosa

                            I want to see the Disciple and the Dolorosa's relationship. Hopefully exploring their commonalities, but also their differences - like, how do they react to the Signless telling them he knew them in a previous life? How do they relate to each other and support each other within his/their quest?

                            Requested by: Norbit

                            • Redglare
                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            I want to see an AU where Redglare winds up mentoring Terezi as a Legislacerator. I want to see focus on the philosophy behind the Legislacerators and what motivated them to join, plus Redglare's ties to the Signless. Does Terezi know? Is she sympathetic? Exploring the ancestor/descendant dynamic and how perceptions on each side change would be so great.

                            Requested by: Norbit

                            • Feferi Peixes
                            • Nepeta Leijon
                            • Rare Pairing Tag

                            Nepeta/Feferi

                            Nepeta and Feferi start dating - how does Alternian society at large react? Either post-game fic or a no-SGRUB AU is a-okay with me. I'd like to see political intrigue and the two of them preparing to cause some major changes, probably through rebellion.

                            Requested by: LostOzian

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            Human teen sleepover friendship! Create some excuse for all four of the human ladies to be at a sleepover together, doing something that they can all enjoy, or taking turns doing things that each of them enjoy. Movies, games, discussions, makeovers, nuclear physics, snacks, pillow forts, roleplaying, summoning the zoologically dubious... Hopefully that's enough ideas to get the blood moving.

                            De-emphasize shipping please, and though I have no preference for ships I'd like the ones mentioned to be explicitly or plausibly canon (Rose and Kanaya being together, references to DaveJade, Roxy likes Dirk, etc) Also, I don't care if the sleepover fits into the Sburb canon verse, but don't humanstuck the trolls. :/ I don't care what reason they have for being on Earth but they should stay trolls. You don't even have to mention them if you don't want to: the focus is the human ladies anyway.

                            Requested by: LostOzian

                            • Alpha Jade Harley
                            • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                            • Mom (Homestuck)
                            • Nanna (Homestuck)

                            Pick one of the female guardians and write about her life and your headcanons for how she got where she needed to be, for the benefit of the player she guarded. I don't care which you pick or what exactly you write about. I do request that you try and keep things as "period appropriate" as possible. Alpha Jade and Beta Jane lived through wars, depressions, and technological revolutions, and most importantly, Mom Roxy and Rose grew up in an age without the internet (though they later learned.)

                            Requested by: LostOzian

                            • Calliope (Homestuck)
                            • Jade Harley
                            • Kanaya Maryam

                            SPACE LADIES! Space ladies hanging out in space and having fun! Just space ladies. :3

                            Requested by: Ryo Hoshi (Hoshi_Ryo)

                            • Jane Crocker
                            • The Condesce

                            Psychological horror+mind control. Crockertier!Jane is in control, Jane is a puppet underlaid underneath, and she doesn't want this. (Crockertier!Jane/Condesce optional.)

                            Requested by: Ryo Hoshi (Hoshi_Ryo)

                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            Pale Jane/Roxy, post-Game coping.

                            Requested by: Ryo Hoshi (Hoshi_Ryo)

                            • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Rare Pairing Tag

                            Pale Alpha!Rose/Jane or gen. Jane has been institutionalized because of the clearly impossible stories she keeps telling of a game called Sburb (and the events therein), and famous novelist Alpha!Rose's interested enough to put on her old clinical psychologist coat.

                            Requested by: whisperwhisk

                            • Alpha Jade Harley
                            • Alpha Rose Lalonde

                            I'd like to see a canon-compliant fic with Alpha Universe Jade and Rose working together against the Condesce. I'm not too particular on the actual genre; high-stakes politics to keep ahead of CrockerCorp would be cool, but so would just a quiet moment between the two. Or anything else you might come up with for that scenario! Possible shipping between the two? I imagine them as having an off-and-on relationship throughout their lives depending on their respective locations and circumstances.

                            Requested by: whisperwhisk

                            • Feferi Peixes
                            • Jade Harley
                            • Roxy Lalonde
                            • Vriska Serket

                            Star Trek-style space AU where a united troll/human society is starting to explore the stars. One of their exploratory missions is captained by none other than Feferi Peixes, with Vriska, Jade, and Roxy as specialist officers directly beneath her. I'd really like to focus on the relationship between Vriska and Jade if at all possible, whatever form that might take. Shipping is optional; I'm happy whether or not it's there.

                            Requested by: whisperwhisk

                            • Mom (Homestuck)
                            • Nanna (Homestuck)

                            We never saw much of what Mom Lalonde was up to with SkaiaNet, other than "obviously a lot". Perhaps more interestingly, we know that Nanna knew a lot about it, but seemed to have little direct involvement. When I think of the two, I tend to see Nanna as a mentor figure to Mom. How do they meet? How does their relationship grow over the years? What does Mom think of Nanna's relative lack of involvement?

                            Requested by: whisperwhisk

                            • Mom (Homestuck)
                            • Rose Lalonde

                            Despite her best intentions, Roxy clearly wasn't the best parent. She had a lot of trouble connecting to Rose, and her honest but overenthusiastic gestures of affection came off as shallow and insincere. I'd like to see her take young Rose out on New Years to watch fireworks. They live in the middle of the Adirondack Mountains, so they'd have to go on a road trip. Where would they go? What would they do while they're there? Would her attempt to connect work?

                            Requested by: whisperwhisk

                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Porrim Maryam
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                            • Vriska Serket

                            I'd like a fic from Porrim's POV, during the meteor years. Porrim has millions of years of experience giving relationship advice in the afterlife, so it comes as absolutely no surprise to her when the younger generation asks for her help. Kanaya comes to her first, Rose and even the dead Vriska get comfortable asking her advice about their relationships. What's it like for her acting as a counselor for their relationships, and how do her own relationships with the other three develop? Rose/Kanaya is a given; apart from that, feel free to ship any of the four you like, multishipping included. (References to sex are okay - Porrim IS the counselor - but nothing explicit please.)

                            Requested by: gendersquare

                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            Kismessitude between Rose and Terezi. I'd prefer not humanstuck, but trollstuck is ok if you like that. I'd prefer this to be on the snarky and dark side, but I could do anywhere from potent but somewhat-suppressed sexual tension to an established, intense relationship.

                            Requested by: gendersquare

                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Rare Pairing Tag
                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            I want an AU, preferably set on the meteor, where Terezi & Kanaya are close (possibly great friends, possibly palemates). If this took place right before or during Murderstuck, that'd be even better. I'm more interested in them being badass together (or just clever/awesome) than anything fluffy.

                            Requested by: gendersquare

                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            Horror and one or both Lalondes, that's all I ask. Body horror and cosmic horror are my favorites, but I'll take almost anything. If you lean towards Lalondecest that's fine, but definitely not required.

                            Requested by: kgmps2

                            • Feferi Peixes
                            • Feferi Peixes/Vriska Serket
                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Rare Pairing Tag
                            • Vriska Serket

                            Vriska <3 Feferi, Vriska/Feferi/Kanaya
                            I'm fine with canon or humanstuck, though I'd prefer humanstuck.
                            similarly, I'm fine with either plain Vriska/Feferi or Vriska/Feferi/Kanaya, but I'd prefer Vriska/Feferi/Kanaya.
                            if you choose to do Vriska/Feferi/Kanaya in a human universe, have the relationship center on Vriska. please include as little "love triangle"/"whom will Vriska choose" bullshit as possible. (I'm fine with either Kanaya and Feferi being mostly uninvolved with each other or romantic Kanaya/Feferi shenanigans.)
                            if you choose to show a troll universe, the relationship between Kanaya and Feferi should be black, and Feferi should be red with Vriska.
                            if you choose to keep it as just Vriska/Feferi, don't write Kanaya entirely out of the picture.
                            if you choose to depict humans, please don't draw three thin cis white girls.
                            you may imply sex scenes, but do not depict the actual sex. "morning after" and foreplay are both fine to show.

                            Requested by: kgmps2

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Rare Pairing Tag
                            • Terezi Pyrope
                            • Vriska Serket

                            Jade <3 Terezi
                            AU where instead of spending the majority of her time trolling Dave, Terezi either 1. sets her metaphorical eye on Jade or 2. trolls everyone equally but comes to gravitate towards Jade.
                            either a red or close platonic relationship is fine, particularly if you headcanon Jade as asexual and/or aromantic.
                            if there's side focus on Terezi/Vriska black that'd be great.

                            Requested by: kgmps2

                            • Nepeta Leijon
                            • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            Terezi <3 Nepeta
                            a lighthearted story about two girls having a whirlwind, almost whimsical romance!
                            humans or trolls would both be fine, and if you think up a particularly clever AU, I'd be endlessly charmed.
                            please keep as much focus away from Karkat Vantas as possible, if he appears at all.
                            appearances by Equius, Eridan, or any girl troll are all welcome, but main focus should be on Terezi's and Nepeta's relationship.
                            please don't even imply sex scenes.

                            Requested by: kgmps2

                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Rare Pairing Tag
                            • Rose Lalonde

                            Rose <3 Jane
                            Rose and Jane are both the fattest girls in their friend groups, but while Jane (conventionally beautiful, thinner than Rose, hourglass-type shape) is self-conscious about her weight, Rose (plain, considerably chubbier than Jane, round in shape) is confident and proud of her body.
                            please depict a close platonic or romantic relationship between the two girls, with heavy focus on body positivity and Rose helping Jane with her self-esteem. please make the two girls close to the same age, and while implied sex (foreplay + fade to black, morning after-type scenes) is all right, don't depict any actual sex.
                            also, if you're drawing, please include rolls + other less conventionally-attractive parts of fatness, and don't make Jane white.

                            Requested by: kgmps2

                            • Damara Megido
                            • Porrim Maryam
                            • Rare Pairing Tag

                            Porrim <3 Damara
                            Porrim asks Rufioh what Damara means when she talks – when he informs her she never bothers communicating outside of sexual innuendo, Porrim decides to ask Damara herself. initially Damara's uncooperative, but with patience, Porrim learns how to fluently chat with Damara.
                            implied sex (before/after scenes) is fine, but not actually-depicted sex.
                            if you include scenes with Damara teaching Porirm about the syntax she uses herself, that would be lovely.

                            Requested by: crookedbones

                            • Aradia Megido
                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Terezi Pyrope
                            • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                            • Vriska Serket

                            Post end-game, Terezi, Kanaya and Aradia number among the survivors, but Vriska does not. In the fervor of the final battle, neither of them ever got their last goodbye or confrontation with her. Basically: The three have a feelings jam about Vriska. Interpret the scourge sisters ship in any quadrant you want, or even better, several. Rosemary is definitely a good paring to toss in, but the focus should be how Vriska affected them, and how their perceptions of her matched up, and how they'll live without ever saying what they really wanted to say to her. Take this in any direction that you feel works, honestly.

                            Requested by: crookedbones

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            Here we go. In the heavily AU'd future... everyone is a wizard, living in a space shuttle... Even in this new age, magic and science continue to butt heads, especially in the shuttle community's degenerate gangs, the Wicked Warlocks and the Empirical Erudites!! But two young and probably more sunny side up than hard boiled coppers are able to unify the practices of MAGIC and SCIENCE! Enter academically literate wizard cops Roxy and Jade!!!! Can they get the warring gangs to coexist?? Will they make out a little bit??? Is one of them a werewolf??? please g,ive me these gay wizard science cops in outer space. thanks. Find a way to involve mermaids or cowboys too, and my heart will be yours.
                            As for other characters, it would be pretty interesting to think about where others might align themselves if they had to choose. Would meenah spearhead the magic gang? But then have secret makeout sessions with hot evil scientist Aradia?? Would Rose occupy a high position in the government wizard council, or would she dip into the gang underworld?? Have fun with it, altho bear in mind I don't care much about amporas one way or the other

                            Requested by: crookedbones

                            • Aradia Megido
                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jade Harley/Aradia Megido

                            Some sort of spin off of the Frog Prince. Jade is a rough and tumble princess of the land of Prospit when she finds a funny red frog in her garden. The frog (Aradia) tells her she is actually a princess, too, of the neighboring kingdom of Derse, and the wicked spiderwitch has conspired a curse upon her. She asks Jade to help her out how to break it.

                            Requested by: crookedbones

                            • Meenah Peixes
                            • Meenah Peixes/Vriska Serket
                            • Terezi Pyrope
                            • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                            • Vriska Serket

                            Shamelessly copy and pasted from last year, but I still love this prompt. What kind of dynamic would meenah and terezi have? Would they find common ground or would their moral differences cause too much friction? How might Meenah feel about terezi's and Vriska's history, especially since she would most likely be given the serket point of view...Would Terezi consider Meenah's actions in her session just? If not, would she seek due process of law, pyrope style? This could be some sort of dream bubble meetup or an AU from humanstuck high school gangs to a hogwarts universe- that, as well as Terezi's mental state, and the quadrants those pairings fall into, are up to you. Violence is fine but no smut, thank you! <3

                            Requested by: redleobox

                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                            College theater AU. When Vriska Serket drops out of the Winter performance, her understudy Kanaya Maryam has to step in. The only problem is that the role involves kissing the other lead, Rose Lalonde, and Kanaya can't decide whether this is the perfect opportunity or the most unfortunate coincidence. Any other characters are more than welcome; I particularly like Rose and Jade friendship, Feferi, Nepeta, and Kanaya and Karkat being moirails. I'm not the biggest Gamzee fan, however.

                            Requested by: redleobox

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            Some of the kids and trolls head to Disneyworld over the Christmas season. They challenge each other to get the best ride photo. Just them having fun as they venture around the happiest place on earth. Pure fluff. I particularly love Rose/Kanaya and also interaction between Rose and Roxy. Extra, extra points for a Disney proposal for either Rose or Kanaya.

                            Requested by: redleobox

                            • Jane Crocker
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            The trials of the alpha kids in raising baby beta kids, but with a particular focus on Roxy and Rose. Can be any genre, but I particularly love domestic and festive fic- be it Christmas, Halloween etc. Who does Roxy turn to when she needs help, and what strains do the beta kids put on her friendship with Jane? I am all for angst, but if it could have a mostly happy/hopeful ending, that would be wonderful.

                            Requested by: earlymorningechoes

                            • Calliope (Homestuck)
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Roxy Lalonde

                            I'd like to see Roxy, Rose, and Calliope in a dream bubble, where Calliope gets a chance to explain why she forced the Lalondes out of the bubbles the last time Rose showed up. Other characters could show up too (it's a dream bubble, of course they can), but I'd like the focus to be on those three.

                            Requested by: earlymorningechoes

                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jade Harley/Nepeta Leijon
                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Nepeta Leijon
                            • Rose Lalonde
                            • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                            I'd like to see Kanaya and Nepeta trying to figure out what it's like having fallen for one of the humans, and maybe some cute and awkward asking out/dating scenes. What do they think would've happened if they hadn't met the humans?

                            Requested by: earlymorningechoes

                            • Calliope (Homestuck)
                            • Jade Harley
                            • Jade Harley/Kanaya Maryam
                            • Kanaya Maryam
                            • Porrim Maryam

                            I love humanstuck, especially college AUs, but this doesn't necessarily have to be. The Space players (or some subset thereof) get together and design clothes for their friends, who are then obliged to put on a fashion show! I tagged Kanaya/Jade because I love them as moirails, but that doesn't have to be obvious or even present.

                            Requested by: mamestuck

                            • Feferi Peixes
                            • Terezi Pyrope
                            • Vriska Serket

                            Beforus, with Feferi as Empress, and any/all of the other beta trolls either helping her run her empire or getting catastrophically in the way. I love seeing new re-imaginings and conceptions of the old Beforus. Did Feferi establish the social safety net from whole cloth in an attempt to build a utopia? Or did she inherit an already-peaceful empire? Who would be in her quadrants? Would she be isolated by her status, or surrounded by friends?

                            Every pairing is my OTP. I especially love the complications and entanglements that the quadrant system lends itself to.

                            In terms of tone, epic plot is cool and so is routine domestic good times. As long as it involves cool worldbuilding.

                            Requested by: mamestuck

                            • Terezi Pyrope

                            College AU, with trolls and humans. Could be set post-game, or a no-game AU where the trolls are on earth for some reason. I want to see Terezi being a magnificent sharp-witted badass.

                            Requested by: mamestuck

                              Extreme kink time! Bathroom stuff. I'm most interested in the emotional side. I like desperation and loss of control. Whatever the pairing, I want to see some raw and naked psychology. Character A is preventing Character B from using the bathroom and/or load gaper. But why? Is Char A turned on by it, or do they just want to see Char B suffer? Does Char B go straight to begging, or hold out and feign indifference? And most importantly, how much is each character willing to reveal to the other about their own emotional reaction to the situation?

                              Requested by: gilwing

                              • Kanaya Maryam
                              • Rose Lalonde
                              • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                              Honestly I just feel like there's a huge lack of Rosemary nsfw, even though its the most popular fem ship?? Especially with androgynous kind of tentabluge+nook trolls. I also see Kanaya topping most of the time so switch it up if you want to! Rainbow Drinker stuff is awesome!

                              Requested by: gilwing

                              • The Dolorosa

                              Character analysis! Maybe connecting stuff with Porrim- does she have the tattoos? Piercings? How/when did she get them? We know how Porrim feels, but what did Dolorosa think about being destined to work in the brooding caverns? How'd she get her handsaw? Up to you on what point in her life it takes place. Relationships (any) are optional, Bonus points for Rainbow Drinker or weird troll biology stuff A++

                              Requested by: gilwing

                              • Aradia Megido
                              • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
                              • Feferi Peixes

                              Stuff for them hardly exists in the first place so anything goes!! It'd be cool to explore biological and psychological differences, being on opposite ends of the spectrum?

                              Requested by: Innsmouth

                              • Terezi Pyrope
                              • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                              • Vriska Serket

                              What if bloodswap Vriska.
                              What if hemoanonymous mutant Vriska attempt to reconcile her pathological need for glory with the fact that she cannot be in the spotlight ever.
                              What if subjugglator Vriska being a literal fucking monster.
                              What if legislacerator Vriska struggling to fit into the tight confines of the law and dogma of the Cruelest Bar (I'd eat this shit up, not going to lie).
                              What if shifting Vriska and/or Terezi to somewhere else on the hemospectrum is kind of a terrible idea, yet I'd love to see it, preferably with a side of Scourgecest (optional, but appreciated).

                              I implore you, noble Ladystucker: make shit transpire. Godspeed.

                              Requested by: Innsmouth

                              • Mom (Homestuck)
                              • Rare Pairing Tag
                              • Redglare

                              So a good friend of mine has caused me a problem in that I've been saddled with Mom/Redglare as a ship.

                              The heart of said problem is that there isn't nearly enough of it out there.

                              So go forth, Ladystucker! Do the thing! Whether it be buddy-cop shenanigans, two ladies falling in love (or platonic love) from opposing sides of a war, or just the two of them dicking around and squabbling over what to watch on Netflix, I will be very happy. Go wild!

                              My one request is that Redglare's personality lean more towards Troll Javert than an older Latula. Sorry for being picky.

                              Requested by: Innsmouth

                              • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                              • Mom (Homestuck)
                              • Rose Lalonde
                              • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
                              • Roxy Lalonde

                              If you know me, you know I love my Lalondecest, because I'm fucking trash.

                              If fic, I'd prefer a happy ending (because god knows I've written enough angsty bullshit), but you definitely can put them through the wringer along the way.

                              Requested by: Innsmouth

                              • Redglare
                              • Spinneret Mindfang
                              • Spinneret Mindfang/Redglare

                              Am I horrible enough?

                              Yeah, I'm horrible enough.

                              Blackrom Mindfang/Redglare smut, Redglare subbing. Bondage optional but gr8ly appreci8ed. Again, if fic, I'd love a more serious Redglare instead of someone r4d1c4l.

                              Requested by: oxfordRoulette

                              • Jade Harley
                              • Rare Pairing Tag
                              • Vriska Serket

                              AU where Jade and Vriska are in a heavy metal band together and possibly fall in love. Type of metal and how famous they are is entirely up to you.

                              Requested by: oxfordRoulette

                              • Jade Harley

                              I want a canon-compliant fic where Jade goes on an adventure on her planet by herself. No Dave, no chatting to Karkat or John, just Jade exploring some of her world on some sidequest or another.

                              Requested by: oxfordRoulette

                                Clothing porn! I want lots of descriptions/art about a well crafted wardrobe and a Homestuck lady looking perfect in it.

                                Requested by: oxfordRoulette

                                • Terezi Pyrope
                                • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                • Vriska Serket

                                AU where Vriska and Terezi are deeply set members of a religious community (examples: first century Nordic pagan cult priestesses, nuns in the 1600s, scientologists)and fall illicitly in love. Godspeed to you if you fill this.

                                Requested by: Kawau

                                • Aradia Megido

                                Do you love Aradia? You're in luck, because I love Aradia! I'd be interested in her early days exploring and learning archaeology, communicating with ghosts, being awesome as a god tier, doing dream bubble shenanigans, running a pirate ship full of idiots, dealing with hearing doomed voices all around her all the time, trying to find a hairbrush able to deal with her ridiculous amounts of hair, or any of the above! I would prefer no porn, though references to sex are okay. Include any other ladies you'd like to.

                                Requested by: Kawau

                                • Aradia Megido
                                • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
                                • Vriska Serket

                                I love Aradia/Vriska, especially as kismeses. I'd love to see what you can do with the idea - Aradia and Vriska in domestic hatebliss; Aradia and Vriska realising that they've grown up and hate each other in the sexy way now; Aradia and Vriska in an epic black romance of High Drama; a non-SGRUB AU where they still end up together; Aradia and Vriska falling quickly into hate but also out of it again... How would they make it work? I like how they contrast and complement each other, and how they'd each give as good as they got, and seeing your take on that'd be awesome! Non-SGRUB AUs are fine, I'd prefer no humanstuck AUs though if possible! I am uncomfortable with non-con, but pretty much anything else goes - I feel like these two would produce some bruises and blood to be honest. Basically as long as it's consensual, go for it!

                                Requested by: Kawau

                                • Feferi Peixes
                                • Meenah Peixes
                                • The Condesce

                                Seadwellers! I would love a good look at the marine and coastal world the seadwellers live in. Do deep-sea dwellers have bioluminescence? Do seadwellers form hunting schools to hunt shoals of fish? Are there coastal trolls that venture into estuaries, and are they fascinated with land-dwellers they see there? Does Feferi just live in the open ocean, or does she travel between these realms to meet all her ocean-dwelling brethren? Are higher-bloods able to sing unearthly songs to lure others to their death and drown them? If you want to take it darker, and explore any of the seadweller ladies luring in their catch with sweet promises and drowning them, then that'd be cool too. And, are there any catches that'd be an exception and that they'd let live?

                                Requested by: Kawau

                                • Kanaya Maryam
                                • Rose Lalonde
                                • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                                • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
                                • Terezi Pyrope
                                • Vriska Serket

                                I would love something Rose-centric dealing with this intelligent, sarcastic, driven girl getting in over her head. Perhaps Rose exploring the dark and getting more than she bargained for - does she really want all that Poe-esque ink and tentacles, or is she actually craving the light and a warmer touch after all? Who would help pull her out? What would happen if she went grimdark again once she was a god tier? Is she trying to survive on an Alternian battleship and biting off more than she can chew? Basically, cut loose and have fun with Rose. Alternatively, something fluffier and gentler is fine too. Go nuts with setting etc.

                                Requested by: TwoClassyCats

                                • Jade Harley
                                • Kanaya Maryam

                                Kanaya and Jade doing something with plants or flowers together. It can be romantic or not. I would love to see them having fun over fauna together. Ifyou want to, you can add a Rose in there somewhere.

                                Requested by: TwoClassyCats

                                • Aradia Megido
                                • Terezi Pyrope

                                I would like to see some Aradia and Terezi role-playing shenanigans. Vriska and Tavros can join, but I would like the main focus to be on aradia and Terezi. It can be any quadrant, or none. No Angst please.

                                Requested by: TwoClassyCats

                                • Rose Lalonde
                                • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                                • Terezi Pyrope

                                Rose/terezi on the meteor! I love these two in the black quadrant, and I would love to see what happens when two very intelligent ladies starts to get sassy with eachother. ;)

                                Requested by: TwoClassyCats

                                • Fefetasprite
                                • Jane Crocker
                                • Roxy Lalonde

                                I would like to see adventures through the medium with these three a+ ladies.If you could focus on fefeta and Jane's relationship, then that'd be awesome(since I never see those two interactin fanwork), but it's not necessary! No angst please.

                                Requested by: Innsmouth

                                • Kanaya Maryam
                                • Rare Pairing Tag
                                • Rose Lalonde
                                • Roxy Lalonde

                                I don't know about anyone else, but I could really go for something not soul-crushing after that update. I was in tears. It hurt me.

                                So. Not-depressing Rose/Roxy/Kanaya, anyone? Go on. Make it cute. Rot my teeth from sweetness, mate.

                                Requested by: chthonianCrocuta (lovesthesoundof)

                                • Rare Pairing Tag
                                • Redglare
                                • Terezi Pyrope

                                An AU In Which Terezi And Redglare Deal, Or Do Not Deal, With Each Other.

                                Ladystucker, I'd like to see these two interact, and I don't mean in the sense of running into one another while dead in dreambubbles. I'd like to see them get landed with one another and watch them try to cope with it. Equally I'd like to see one of them seek the other out and find that all is not as they imagined. Please don't destroy either of them with this unless you plan to build them back up again, at least most of the way, by the end of the fic - I'm not into downer endings! I've imagined this as genfic; if you're going to go red with it that's fine too, but please keep all characters *of age*.

                                Possible concepts:

                                - Redglare gets landed with an unexpected relative whilst in the middle of a difficult case, only to discover that Terezi a) has heard a lot about her and b) wants to be a lawyer
                                - A third party schemes to get (insert estranged biological relationship here, e.g. mother and daughter) Redglare and Terezi to finally meet in person at some sort of event; shenanigans ensue and they're forced to work together to resolve the crisis

                                These are here in case you can't or don't want to come up with your own AU setting, but if you're feeling adventurous they are of course just suggestions - I'd love to see what you come up with!

                                Requested by: chthonianCrocuta (lovesthesoundof)

                                  Ladystucker, let's talk about *language*.

                                  In canon there's no true language barrier between trolls and English-speaking humans. I want to see that tossed out of the window. I want trolls who speak English through razor-teeth with a host of different accents from all over Alternia (and/or Beforus). I want humans struggling to form Alternian sounds, perhaps with a side of hilarity when mispronouncing, for instance, "lusus" makes you say "musclebeast" instead. Make it as lewd or as crude or as thoughtful as you want, but let's have some language shenanigans.

                                  Possible directions:

                                  - human learns Alternian language from a troll in order to gain respect from (or win the affections of) another troll, possibly ends up forming a more meaningful connection with her teacher
                                  - troll takes English lessons from a human and ends up teaching her a lot about Alternian culture along the way
                                  - human (or troll) feels left out and confused when her two troll (or human) partners speak too rapidly in their own language; they support her in improving her speech and comprehension skills (because positive adult learning experiences!)
                                  - troll and human kids grow up almost bilingual, gleefully teaching each other to swear in one another's languages and codeswitching all over the place; troll and human adults who didn't grow up that way are stuck on either side of a language barrier, trying to connect through broken conversation, body language and eye-contact

                                  As always these are just suggestions, and I'd love to see your ideas too! All I ask is that there's no underage stuff, and I'd prefer no downer ending either.

                                  Requested by: chthonianCrocuta (lovesthesoundof)

                                    WARNING: This is a prompt about worldbuilding and character reimagination. If you'd rather not do that, skip this one! My usual caveats (no underage, prefer no downer endings) apply.

                                    Ladystucker, put on your dreaming cap: for this request I want to see some part of the Medium (be it Derse, Prospit, Skaia, one or more Lands), or something inspired by some part of the Medium, as a cultural melting pot. Trolls and humans (and even carapacians, sprites and others if you like) from all over their home planets (and that can be Earth and Alternia if you choose, or colony worlds based on the Lands, or something completely different) meet and mingle here. They bring their own festivals, their own fashions, their own cuisine, their own morals and traditions. Some of them pass through on their way to somewhere else, some of them have settled. Many are probably in the business of transport and trade, and more recently in hospitality (because all these travellers have to stay somewhere). If you can find it anywhere, you can probably find it here.

                                    I want to see something to do with a place like that. Reimagine me your favourite ladies, living and working there or just passing through. Perhaps two people - or even three - can find an unlikely connection in a city of wonders.

                                    Requested by: chthonianCrocuta (lovesthesoundof)

                                    • Calliope (Homestuck)

                                    This one is a rework from last year, and another worldbuildy prompt: I'd like to see a sci-fi or fantasy (or indeed science-fantasy) AU in which cherubs are only just being formally discovered by the focal race or races (humans, or humans and trolls, or humans under troll rule - something in this vein, and by all means do include carapacians or others if you'd like). First contact scenarios with a phenomenally powerful creature, myths and legends turning out to be true or partially true, Calliope unexpectedly being a total sweetheart who draws pictures - anything like this will make me happy.

                                    Couple of possible directions:

                                    - your favourite lady is part of the research team making first contact with a young adult cherub they've found, and she's the one the creature chooses to communicate with
                                    - your favourite lady breaks into a lab to steal some sort of formula or research from The Evil Empire (trolls, maybe?) and upon discovering their living cherub specimen, impulsively decides to break her out as well
                                    - your favourite ladies are an adventuring duo (or trio!) who stumble upon an ancient tomb in which a powerful creature is interred, and they accidentally wake her up

                                    As in all my requests these are guidelines only, but no matter what you choose to do please don't include underage stuff and please avoid downer endings. Other than that, Ladystucker, it's up to you!

                                    Requested by: chthonianCrocuta (lovesthesoundof)

                                    • Rare Pairing Tag
                                    • Redglare

                                    Another semi-rework from last year: a blanket request for just about anything involving Redglare. (No underage please, and please avoid downer endings.)

                                    Noble Ladystucker, hear my plea. There is a dearth of Redglare content out there, especially content in which she is not a) fighting with Mindfang, b) swooning over the Signless and/or c) being an older Terezi. I'd like to see Redglare as a character in her own right, in the same way that Mindfang is neither Vriska nor Aranea. I'd like to see her being capable, kicking ass, doing her job (very well, usually), dealing with her problems (very poorly, sometimes), being in love (or in hate), being a devoted zealot (for Justice or her faith), having fun with dragons, getting to *live*.

                                    I think it's fair to say that a lot of us feel like our favourite ladies have been shafted by canon right now. So Ladystucker, if the mood strikes you, I'd like you to give *my* favourite lady something a little more triumphant to do.

                                    (And if she ends up doing your favourite lady along the way, I'll probably be just as pleased as you are.)

                                    Requested by: agenderfoxmulder

                                    • Jade Harley
                                    • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                                    • Kanaya Maryam
                                    • Rose Lalonde

                                    Celebrating Halloween ? it would be cool if you could have rose be trans ? and just no sexual stuff basically

                                    Requested by: agenderfoxmulder

                                    • Porrim Maryam
                                    • Roxy Lalonde

                                    cool moms talk about cool stuff ? i just sorta want them hanging out

                                    Requested by: agenderfoxmulder

                                    • Nepeta Leijon
                                    • Terezi Pyrope

                                    moirails rping and having a fun time ?

                                    Requested by: ribbontype

                                    • Jade Harley
                                    • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
                                    • Roxy Lalonde

                                    So basically I've had an AU wip for LITERAL YEARS - probably coming onto two now where Jade and Roxy meet at a yearly summer camp for trouble teens - Roxy is sent because of her drinking and Jade, after her grandpa dies and she goes to live with john, has a bit of trouble adjusting to normal life and maybe ends up biting a few kids. whatever. semantics are not important. Basically Roxy and Jade both end up at this problem child camp which is an overnight camp that goes on through the whole summer and they befriend each other, maybe during a game of paintball (you like guns?!?!? I LIKE GUNS!!) or maybe Jade sees Roxy reading a book on physics. I don't know, really. Semantics. Anyway I'd like a coming of age and falling in love feel to this one should you choose to fill it! Roxy and Jade working through their problems in nature over the years of going back to this camp and coming into their own.

                                    Requested by: ribbontype

                                      Demigod(des) au!! Props for focus on jane or terezi but really i'd be happy with literally anyone. Maybe there's a quest? Who can say! I'm happy with literally ANY pairing/grouping of any of these girls so long as it isn't Jane/Roxy

                                      QUADRUPLE BONUS POINTS FOR JANEREZI <3, <3

                                      Requested by: ribbontype

                                      • Damara Megido
                                      • Meenah Peixes

                                      I'd really just like some down and dirty Dameenah blackrom there's just not enough of it in this world. I even tried to suggest the Meenah/Damara ship tag but it wouldn't even let me pick it. please remedy this tragic yuri void.

                                      Requested by: ribbontype

                                      • Alpha Jade Harley
                                      • Nanna (Homestuck)
                                      • The Condesce

                                      I'd love these badass old ladies talking about their days with the Condesce! Maybe reflecting on their lives with her, wishing they had done some things different but just generally having a good time reflecting on their lives and getting to know each other in the afterlife.

                                      Requested by: gloatingraccoon

                                      • Calliope (Homestuck)
                                      • Calliope/Jane Crocker
                                      • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
                                      • Jane Crocker
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      I'd love to see a moment of peace between Calliope and the alpha girls, in a happy ending post-game setting. A fluffy, sweet reunion now that the three of them are in charge of their future again, without life-threatening worries, is what I have in mind, maybe discussing what their plans for the future are, or just hanging out and making up for lost time. Hints at a possible romantic future Jane/Roxy are welcome, but the main emphasis should be on friendship and bonding. Also please keep Calliope true to what we know about cherubs: what links her to Jane and Roxy is a strong platonic bond, not something romantic. It would be an added bonus if something about Calliope overcoming her fear of showing her true appearance was included. (Requesting this again since it didn't get filled last year!)

                                      Requested by: gloatingraccoon

                                      • Aradia Megido
                                      • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
                                      • Feferi Peixes

                                      Feferi created dream bubbles with the help of the elder gods, while Aradia is the self appointed guardian of the afterlife; both are strong and fearless girls, usually unfazed or intrigued by things the others find creepy, and I can see them understanding each other in ways other people can't. I'd like to see something about the two of them meeting in the afterlife, becoming friends and exploring dream bubbles together. You can take the strong friendship route or the romance route (as long as it's not black romance), both are welcome, but I'd like a focus on their adventures, their budding relationship and things they'd enjoy doing together. I don't want to see them ruminating on their respective pasts, but rather leaving their previous lives behind and building something new together. If you choose to go the romance route, anything from kissing to sexytimes is welcome, but please avoid kinky scenarios and keep this fluffy and loving. (Requesting this again since it didn't get filled last year!)

                                      Requested by: gloatingraccoon

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
                                      • Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      When it comes to Vriska's relationships, her dynamic with Terezi and Kanaya is what captures me the most. I'm thinking of how their respective relationships would develop if they had a chance to grow up into adults without the Game: would Vriska and Terezi grow apart as gamblignant and legislacerator, or break the cycle of revenge? Would Kanaya stay on Vriska's side as the moirail-who-wanted-something-else, or would their relationship shift to full red? I'm looking for something adventurous (because I don't really see Vriska settling down with an office job, let's be real here), but still relationship-focused, on these three amazing ladies in a grown-up future. You're welcome to take this the direction you want, comedy or drama, fluffy or dark, just don't make it *too dark* (avoid abuse, heavy violence and consent issues), and if you decide to go for a sexy route, please avoid kinky scenarios.

                                      Requested by: KyraG

                                      • Aranea Serket
                                      • Meenah Peixes

                                      Meenah picks up early on what Aranea has been doing behind the scenes and confronts her about it. How she reacts, what goes down in the confrontation, is all up to you; the vagueness of this prompt is intentional an' I'm curious to see the interpretation I receive. I will take practically any interpretation given, and I am uncomfortabe with nothing.

                                      Requested by: KyraG

                                      • Spinneret Mindfang
                                      • The Dolorosa

                                      The Dolorosa has been stolen away from Dualscar and is now upon a new ship, a ship run by the infamous Mindfang - but is this life any better than the one she had before?
                                      This is in the mindset of something more dark, where Dolorosa remembers her time with Signless and his gang and her time as Dualscar's slave, in comparison to her predicament now with Mindfang. I am comfortable with any mature themes that would be brought up given her situation, including the potential of Mindfang's mind-controlling abilities being used for less-than-savory approaches. There is nothing specific that I am uncomfortable with, so you have the option of going as dark and deep with this prompt as you desire.

                                      Requested by: KyraG

                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Roxy learns of Rose beginning to get into the habit of drinking and tries to coax her away from that path of life.
                                      Similar to the Meenah-Aranea prompt, this one is purposefully open-ended, though with arguably a bit more bonding potential. But this prompt also depends on how the writer feels about alcoholism an' its toll on familial relationships and the relationship that they believe the two Lalondes have with each other, an' it depends on whether or not the writer wishes to make this a serious work or something a bit more comical. Again, I am uncomfortable with nothing and open to interpretations.

                                      Requested by: Rhe

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                      Typical sickfic plot: Rose or Kanaya come down with something and the other helps them through it; can be as dramatic or simple as you want. I'm a sucker for cuddling and medical stuff (don't worry about grossing me out, basically, I'm a nurse). I don't care what universe this happens in, it can be canon-compliant, humanstuck, whatever! Have fun with it, include any other characters as you see fit (I love them all).

                                      Requested by: Rhe

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Kanaya Maryam/Vriska Serket
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      VriskaKanaya, either an AU where it worked out, pre-game (so canon compliant) or just pale actions rather than the full relationship bundle, it's up to you. Vriska is injured FLARPing and, luckily, happens to be in close proximity to wherever Kayana's staying. She makes it there and pale fluff ensues.

                                      Requested by: Rhe

                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Rose and Roxy getting to know each other (any timeline, after winning the game, dreambubble, whatever!), and maybe realizing that their preconceived notions of each other aren't quit right? Figuring out the differences between their alpha/beta selves while trying to solve a problem together, or just spending a night in together and chatting. All gen family stuff is good by me. :) no pairing, no rating, though if you so desire mentioning other relationships in-fic is fine by me.

                                      Requested by: Phrenotobe

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                      Knight and Queen AU: I have been yearning for a fic where a knightly lady is put through a few shades of hell in order to protect the princess/queen/ruler of the land. Kanaya charging into battle whether on foot or on horseback must be a truly impressive sight and I would be delighted to have something in this genre - whether it is a political marriage between two kingdoms, a bodice ripping kidnapping or anything with the tropes or similar ones in the same vein. Bring the acerbic banter, bring the I-know-better-than-yous, and leave "women in armor aren't real" back in the dust.

                                      Requested by: Phrenotobe

                                      • Aradia Megido
                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Kanaya Maryam/Aradia Megido

                                      I love Aradia and Kanaya and I'd like to see them in some kind of future no-game Alternian setting. The scope of the Alternian empire is amazing - they're clearly intergalactic in range and I always love seeing new planets or ships.

                                      I am going to be tremendously easy to please in all honesty - I just want some trapped-in-an-elevator type shenanigans, only in space. I don't mind which quadrant, so long as it's healthy. I don't want to see Aradia or Kanaya die again.

                                      Requested by: Phrenotobe

                                      • Aradia Megido
                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde

                                      Cross-country demon-hunting AU. Road Trip!
                                      I like casefic and scooby gang interaction where everybody has a different place to shine. I'm trying not to be too specific but solving anything from a werewolf infestation to a procedural where they're tracking down a serial murderer would be amazing.

                                      Requested by: mariasaurio

                                      • Windswept Questant

                                      "A mother will do whatever is best for her children." For once, I'd like to see something about this quote not about Rose or Mom, but about who said it - WQ. What does a Queen know about being a mother?

                                      Requested by: mariasaurio

                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Nanna (Homestuck)

                                      Grand/mother - grand/daughter bonding time! I want to see if Nanna and Jade got to know each other during their time in the ship while the boys where sulking elsewhere. Cakes, pranks, stories from Nanna's youth, whatever you can think of!

                                      Requested by: mariasaurio

                                      • Meenah Peixes
                                      • Meenah Peixes/Vriska Serket
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      VRISKA SERKET AND MEENAH PEIXES: THE HEIST MOVIE

                                      DANGEROUS LADY THIEVES ROB BANKS OR COUNT CARDS OR CHEAT AT DICE OR MAKE THINGS EXPLODE, YOUR CHOICE, BUT THEY FUCK SHIT UP

                                      MAKEOUTS ENTIRELY OPTIONAL, BUT ENCOURAGED

                                      You're free to use either the pale or pitch quadrants for this, or not having them in a relationship at all. Also: bonus points if any of the Rogue girls are on their support team. Mega points in general for carefully considering everyone's classpects when assigning them roles in the heist, I love seeing them adapted to outside the game.

                                      Requested by: mariasaurio

                                      • Feferi Peixes
                                      • Jane Crocker
                                      • Meenah Peixes
                                      • The Condesce

                                      I want to see an AU where both the Peixes girls and adopted daughter or stepdaughter Jane are Condy's heiresses to the Betty Crocker business empire. I want to see bitter rivalry and/or sisterly bonding and/or, most importantly of all, hilarious petty rivalry because that is the BEST kind of sisterly rivalry.

                                      If you need suggestions: what if Meenah and Jane had a cooking show and kept sabotaging each other's recipes. Jane hides all of Feferi's hairbrushes as a prank. Jane and Feferi in perfect coordination each step on one of Meenah's ridiculous braids. They have to take family photos in matching outfits and they all hate them. Go wild.

                                      (I'd prefer this wasn't humanstuck, because it's just funnier to have Jane in there as the only human)

                                      Requested by: Trombonesonmars

                                      • Aradia Megido

                                      Aradia going on adventures in human ruins (either by herself or with another troll) and making wacky conclusions about the cultures they were from. These ruins can either be from actual historical civilizations (Roman, Egyptian, Mayan, etc.) or the remains of modern human culture! If you choose a historical civilization, though, please choose one you are actually familiar with and do not just draw on Hollywood stereotypes; I want to get the feeling that even though Aradia doesn't understand what she is seeing, the author knows what they are talking about.

                                      Requested by: Trombonesonmars

                                      • Porrim Maryam

                                      Basically, I'd like to see Porrim as a well-established porn star doing a shoot with a brand new actress having her first time on camera. As long as the sex is consensual, it's good! Nobody involved should be under the influence of drugs, coerced, or otherwise tricked into doing this.
                                      I am not especially attached to any particular person for her partner, as long as they are a human or troll, but my favorite possible partners are Kanaya, Rose, or the Dolorosa (because why not) and I would prefer not to have Vriska, Aranea, or Damara involved.

                                      Requested by: Trombonesonmars

                                      • The Condesce

                                      She may be a tyrant, but the Condesce’s reign has been incredibly long and has endured at least two uprisings, which is pretty damn impressive. But how did she come to power in the first place? If you want to go the “she shanked some bitches” route and that’s fine so long as there is some detail as to how (was it a big war? Did she assassinate someone? Did she use the threat of her lusus? Something else?) or if you want to go a less violent route that would be fine too (was she voted in like actual Hitler? Did she have good intentions or not? Did she start out on a small scale as a leader of a clan or something?).

                                      Things to go into would be her motivations (ESPECIALLY her intentions) and Alternia when she started ruling. Was it in the stone age? Was the industrial revolution still going on? Were trolls space-faring yet? What was the previous structure of government, if at all? Was it mostly a good place or a bad place? Was the climate or ecology significantly different? And so on.
                                      If you want to make a piece of art, this prompt can be simplified to just showing a scene just before, during, or after taking power, with an emphasis on differing manners of dress and some sort of action, like her slicing someone’s throat, being in the midst battle, or giving speeches, etc.

                                      Requested by: Trombonesonmars

                                      • The Dolorosa

                                      I would like to see a young Dolorosa try to pick up dates using her little grub as a conversation starter. If you remember the Rubbish Teen Mom Dolorosa thing that went around for a while, I basically want that. Whoever those dates are, I don't care, just as long as there are ridiculous hijinks.

                                      Requested by: Trombonesonmars

                                      • Kanaya Maryam

                                      If life on Alternia hadn’t have ended due to meteorites and the Vast Glub, Kanaya would have been put to work with the Mothergrub. My headcanon is (reasonably, I feel) that there are many roles that must be filled to keep the Caverns running smoothly. As Kanaya is good at tearing things into tiny, bloody pieces, I think she would be a sensible choice for an armed guard, either at an entrance or deeper down into the complex.

                                      I would like her to encounter someone trying to invade the Caverns for some reason (presumably nefarious) and try to fight them off. Her level of success is up to you so long as she maintains her badassery, but I would like the invader (or invaders!) to be one of the humans (Rose/Roxy/Jade/Jane/Mom) or another troll (any of the ladies from Alternia or Beforus with the exception of Vriska, Beforan Aranea, or Beforan Meulin). What happens after that point is up to you—Kanaya might take the infiltrator(s) to her superiors for jailing/culling, she may be overtaken by the infiltrator and taken hostage, she may join her because she didn’t want to be a guard anyway, or whatever else strikes your fancy. So long as neither Kanaya nor the infiltrator dies!

                                      If I had to choose favorites for an infiltrator, I would say ROSE, Roxy, PORRIM, or Mom, because why not.

                                      Requested by: StillTicksAway

                                      • The Disciple (Homestuck)
                                      • The Dolorosa

                                      You know who we know interacted with each other canoncally but don't see a lot of in fandom?? The Disciple and the Dolorosa. Maybe Dolorosa was mom ish to her too? I like the idea of Dolorosa being all parental over a quasi/assumed to be feral Disciple. Possibly teaching her words and/or writing? Maybe they are safer to hang out in public together since they are both higher up the spectrum than Signless and Psiionic? Or maybe Dolorosa helps Disciple pick out her adult name?? Perhaps Disciple needs to get a bath and is cat-like opposed to it?? Maybe Disciple is Dolorosa's wing-troll? Maybe Dolorosa dies and wanders through the dreambubbles before finding Disciple? As a personal preference, unless you are going to go into it, I'd like for them to use their Meulin and Porrim names instead. Their titles seemed kind of assigned to them--like history gave them these names. Would Dolorosa really have named herself "sorrows"?

                                      Requested by: StillTicksAway

                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde

                                      I would like something stupidly sappy about these three dating. Maybe they have a movie exchange night. Or a picnic. Or they are buying a king sized bed and discussing the merits of different mattress firmness ((softer beds are more comfortable, but hard to gain leverage on /cough/)). They could even play a giant game of dress up, since that is something they have all done in canon. I am not looking for anything explicit with the three, but would not be opposed to it. As long as they are endearing. As a personal preference, I prefer Jade with a Pacific Islander appearance, in case it matters.

                                      Requested by: StillTicksAway

                                      • Feferi Peixes
                                      • Nepeta Leijon
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag

                                      Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, or maybe some plot instead, if you want it. In Dreambubbles, Feferi and Nepeta exchange puns, and talk about how weird it is to be in two bodies instead of one. Until...two become one again. ((I'm not sorry.)) I'd like less violent and more nice frick fracking please. I am also very fond of the bulge and nook design that's so common in fandom. Or, if you'd rather go a less R rated route, I think a sharing of memories between Feferi and Nepeta would be neat. I imagine Feferi has done some hunting for her lusus's sake, and as long as it doesn't take over the narrative, they could discuss feelings about their pale quadrant, since those feelings led to them exploding. My personal preference has Feferi as Amazonian in build, and Nepeta similarly well muscled.

                                      Requested by: tactlessCreator

                                      • Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      I would love to see these meet as children and see how their differing ideologies either play out or evolve through their friendship
                                      For example Vriska thinks the lususless kid in the forest will make an easy target but Terezi turns out to be far more than she bargained for >:]

                                      Requested by: tactlessCreator

                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Terezi Pyrope

                                      I would love to see these two have a good time together!

                                      Terezi ropes Rose into roleplaying courtblock with her with Rose as the defendant but it soon dissolves into sloppy makeouts and sex involving lots of ridiculous legal jargon.

                                      Requested by: tactlessCreator

                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Red romance please!
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                                      These two seem to have a lot of issues with expressing their feelings, and always putting others first. It would be cool if through reflecting each others faults they help each other deal with them

                                      Living around lots of people after spending nearly her whole life in solitude (besides carapraces) becomes increasingly overwhelming for Roxy, so she goes to live on Jades island for a little while. Jade shows Roxy round the island or they could go hunting together. Lot's of sloppy makeouts ensue :D

                                      Requested by: HatterLifeStyle

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Porrim Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      So, I'd like something kinda fluffy here to make up for the emotional scarring of the latest update as of the moment of this sign up. That doesn't mean it can't be kinda smutty if that's how you want to go with it, but I'd like the focus to be on the fluff. Feel free to go wild on the setting, it can be on the meteor, the dream bubbles, a humanstuck au... If the fill is done with a fanart then I'm fine with it being just the two of them, so you can ignore the mention of Roxy and Porrim up there. If you decide to fill with a fan fiction however, I'd like to have the both of them to make a small cameo appearance at least as concerned "siblings" of sorts. Maybe a cameo from Dave as the insufferable brother trying to stick his nose into Rose's business, but that's really only if you find a way to fit it in there.

                                      Requested by: HatterLifeStyle

                                      • Porrim Maryam
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Roxy/Porrim because I can't be the only one who has a thing for Lalondes/Maryams, right? I'd like this to be a sort of study of their personalities within the relationship. I'm not sure if I'm explaining this right... I guess that in other words, I'd like Porrim and Roxy's personalities to really shine through and show why they'd be able to make the relationship work. It can be humanstuck or not, but I really like the idea of them living together either way. As with all my requests, can lead to smut, but not a must. It depends purely on whether you feel like writing it or not.

                                      Requested by: HatterLifeStyle

                                      • Aranea Serket
                                      • Porrim Maryam
                                      • Porrim Maryam/Aranea Serket

                                      Porrim/Aranea. Preferably after Aranea returns to the dream bubbles after her failed encounter with the Condesce, in which case I'd like her to have a heartfelt chat with Porrim about what was going through her head when she hatched up her foolhardy plan. Some good ol' hurt/comfort with a dash of shippy feels. If that's not really your thing I'd still love something in an au of your choosing (trust me, I'll probably like it no matter what), or during their relationship mentioned in canon. As with all my requests, can lead to smut, but not a must. It depends purely on whether you feel like writing it or not.

                                      Requested by: HatterLifeStyle

                                      • Latula Pyrope
                                      • Porrim Maryam
                                      • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope

                                      Can be either Red or Pale but I really want to see Latula coming up with her wild nicknames for Porrim (Pornstar, Popo Merrygamz, etc...). I also really want to see some references to all the parts in canon when Porrim tells Latula to ease up on the rad girl facade. Basically, I want to see Porrim getting slightly exasperated even though her fondness for Latula keeps it from going any further. Extra points if it starts out with Porrim being furious because of Kankri and getting frustrated with Latula because of that only to slowly relax without even noticing. As with all my requests, can lead to smut, but not a must. It depends purely on whether you feel like writing it or not.

                                      Requested by: HatterLifeStyle

                                      • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                                      • Mom (Homestuck)
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Okay, I want something sort of happy for these two kids and their moms. I don't mean out of character Rose running to her mom when she's 10 and hugging her while telling her that she loves her, but maybe sort of reflecting on how Mom is a worthy rival in their games of one-upmanship. As for Roxy, maybe just a few moments in time when she found signs of alpha!mom's presence in the house (like when she's putting out the fire and she mentions that she always wondered why her mom had left so many buckets lying around) and reflecting on it as well. I'd like there to be at least some mentions of the time Rose and Roxy meet (non canon compliant, on account of my being firmly in denial) and having it end on a happy note.

                                      Requested by: ladytiresias

                                      • Feferi Peixes
                                      • Fefetasprite
                                      • Nepeta Leijon
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag

                                      Rare Pairing - Feferi Peixes/Nepeta Leijon.

                                      I'd love to see Feferi and Nepeta in a flushed or pale relationship in some postgame setting, preferably one where the two are alive and living together rather than dead and residing in a dream bubble. It would also be really cool if memories of their time as Fefetasprite were relevant somehow.

                                      Requested by: ladytiresias

                                      • Aranea Serket
                                      • Meenah Peixes
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      Rare Pairing - Vriska Serket/Meenah Peixes/Aranea Serket.

                                      Any spin you want to give on the three in a poly relationship is alright with me; my only preference is that the fic is set at some point after the events of [S] Game Over rather than before.

                                      Requested by: ladytiresias

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                      Literally all I want to see for this one is some happy resolution for the two of them. Really, that's it.

                                      Requested by: Daxolotl

                                      • Mom (Homestuck)
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • The Dolorosa

                                      Incest trigger warning. Mom/Dolorosa and Rose/Mom/Dolorosa, with Rose's feelings either being unrequited and secret, or being returned. I'd love to see a story where Mom and Dolorosa are in a relationship and are raising Rose together, focused on Rose discovering that she has feelings for her mothers; be it a slow growth over the course of years, or a sudden realisation in a single moment. The setting is open, with a slight preference towards either a modern AlterniEarth AU, or a fantasy universe.

                                      Requested by: Daxolotl

                                      • Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      Terezi/Vriska with emotional confusion about whether they're in a flushed or a caliginous relationship. I'd be really interested in seeing a canon universe, with the two of them reuniting after Vriska's death - either through Vriska being a ghost, both of them being ghosts, or an AU where Vriska obtained the ring, rather than Aranea. A retrospective look back by either Terezi or Vriska at their past relationship and the mixture of flushed and caliginous feelings that were involved.

                                      Requested by: Daxolotl

                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Roxy Lalonde
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Incest trigger warning. Postgame/modern AU. It's cliché, but I'd love to see Roxy working as a stripper at an all-women's strip club in order to put herself through college. Rose's co-workers/friends have something to celebrate, so they decide to take Rose to a ladies-only strip club so that she can unwind for a change. Rose doesn't realise that her little sister works there. Bonus points if Roxy already has feelings for Rose, and Rose is unaware of them.

                                      Requested by: Daxolotl

                                      • Aranea Serket
                                      • Aranea Serket/Vriska Serket
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag
                                      • Spinneret Mindfang
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      Aranea/Vriska/Mindfang in a Sci-Fi AU. The Serkets as space pirates has been done before, but I love it every time. Aranea, Vriska and Mindfang are three pirates, each renowned as being fearsome and each with a monopoly on all trade in their sectors. But when all three expand their operations and come across a large cargo ship at the same time, things get complicated. The cargo ship is disabled easily enough, but the famed pirates have no idea which of them deserves the booty. The captains meet, and discuss terms.

                                      (In case it was unclear: this is me asking for pseudo-incestuous space pirate threeways, with the 'pseudo' being optional.)

                                      Requested by: redleobox

                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      When your session is doomed to fail and all you're expected to do is wait, what do you do? It falls on Roxy to keep everyone's hopes up, and that's fine, but at the end of the day, there's no-one to help her.

                                      Set in the doomed session, Roxy trying to keep the group together and seeing it falling apart. More of a character study, but if there could be some Roxy and Rose stuff there, whether they meet face to face or not, that would be wonderful.

                                      Requested by: Phrenotobe

                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag
                                      • Terezi Pyrope

                                      A bounty hunter and space cop either chasing after the same bounty or working together to solve an interstellar crime.

                                      Requested by: Mags

                                      • Feferi Peixes
                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rare Pairing Tag

                                      Feferi/Kanaya is my rarepair OTP--honestly, anything redrom with the two of them will make me really happy! I'd love to see what kind of AU you could come up with; alternatively, Kanaya and Feferi being devastatingly fashionable works both for both AU or canon. As for genre, fluff, h/c, or comedy are my favorites!

                                      *Just as a note, I'm not quite sure how the rating system works, but I wouldn't like a porn fill for this. Smooching/implied sex is fine, though. Thanks!

                                      Requested by: Mags

                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde

                                      The absolute dearth of Jade/Rose interactions is a tragedy, but here's your chance to fix that! Jade and Rose snarking at each other over frog breeding, Rose instead of John on the skaiaship, Rose and Jade swapping knitting and gardening tips--anything canon, canon-based, canon-divergece, or canon-ish would be great! They don't have to be in a romantic relationship either--Jade and Rose being friends would be great also. I don't really care whether or not you work the other beta kids in. I would prefer this to be on the fluffier side, but don't be afraid to make me cry if you have the perfect sadstuck fill!

                                      *Just as a note, I'm not quite sure how the rating system works, but I wouldn't like a porn fill for this. Smooching/implied sex is fine, though. Thanks!

                                      Requested by: Mags

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Nepeta Leijon
                                      • Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      Midblood time! I'd love to see how the quadrants play out between them and how they deal with the mess after FLARPing! I would dig an AU for this, but canon has plenty of room for drama as well! I'd prefer this be on the more serious side, and angst/sadness are definitely fine! Alternatively, miscommunication leading to hurt feelings and misunderstood quadrants would be fun too! (...I would like it to have a relatively happy ending, though.) If you can work all four of them being badasses into this, I'd love that too. Threesomes and moresomes are cool too!

                                      *Just as a note, I'm not quite sure how the rating system works, but I wouldn't like a porn fill for this. Smooching/implied sex is fine, though. Thanks!

                                      Requested by: scourgescalemate

                                      • Nepeta Leijon
                                      • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Terezi Pyrope

                                      Fluff. Normal or humanstuck. School setting. Honestly I just want to see these two being adorable.

                                      Requested by: scourgescalemate

                                      • Feferi Peixes
                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Nepeta Leijon

                                      Fluff. Jade/Feferi/Nepeta or no ship. The three of them spending the night at Jade's house, just goofing around. Feel free to take either route with the shipping.

                                      Requested by: scourgescalemate

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Nepeta Leijon
                                      • Terezi Pyrope
                                      • Vriska Serket

                                      It'd be fun to see these four enjoying a round of DnD or possibly going on an adventure inspired by it. Lighthearted or serious would both work for this. I'm fine with romance but no Karkat/Terezi or Dave/Terezi please if the decision is made to include other characters.

                                      Requested by: C Square (Emiko842)

                                      • Jade Harley
                                      • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde

                                      I really love how this parring and would be happy with anything about them.

                                      I do tend to think of Rose and Jade having a lot of communication problems that Kanaya can pick up on on both ends, so her kindof as an ash mediator at first but being flushed for them both?

                                      Requested by: C Square (Emiko842)

                                      • Kanaya Maryam

                                      Really anything about Kanaya being a huge freaking badass. Optional Roxy and Rose.

                                      Requested by: C Square (Emiko842)

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                      In a world where trolls are considered monsters and hunted by humans, Kanaya is managing to live secretly in the city.

                                      Rose Lalonde always had a thing for monsters, really, but maybe this is taking it a little far?

                                      Requested by: Little_Blue_Star

                                      • Damara Megido
                                      • Feferi Peixes
                                      • Jade Harley

                                      Witches have been historically feared and respected, and always come in threes. Something fairytale-esque or fantasy based, giving a quest or demanding payment, or maybe just the shenanigans of three adorable witches living together in the woods.

                                      Requested by: Little_Blue_Star

                                      • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                                      • The Dolorosa

                                      Meeting in the dream bubbles. Having seen Rose and Kanaya's relationship, they decide to "try things out" for themselves. Or maybe the feeling of attraction and like they've met before, or at least another version of themselves have.

                                      Requested by: Little_Blue_Star

                                      • Calliope (Homestuck)
                                      • Roxy Lalonde

                                      Roxy and Calliope finally get to meet in the new universe. Pale or flushed, I just want to see so much fluff and adoration for each other. If red feelings are there, I'm partial to the fan theory that Cherubs don't partake in traditional sexual endeavors while in a humanoid form, and kissing, cuddling, and touching is an intensely sensual and intimate act.

                                      Requested by: zesparia

                                      • Kanaya Maryam
                                      • Rose Lalonde
                                      • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                      Craft day turns into craft fight, those around them have to pick a side. Nets are constructed from yarn, clever traps laid, pins set upon seats. A silly argument turns into a day of organized warfare, basically. Kanaya and rose disagree on something and it escalates quickly. Can be on the meteor (good way to kill time after all) or post-game. Extra credit if the crafts involved are genuine presents but with twists to the giftee, like a sweater that has a target on the back. Usage of absurd pseudoscience and fantasy alchemized weaponry is encouraged (kanaya finds out about tshirt cannons and shit gets so real)

                                      Requested by: zesparia

                                        High school band is basically the definition of organized chaos, and I want to see ladies in it. Pretty broad request so go wild if you were a band kid! It can have say, rose and roxy trying to outdo each other, the school's orchestra vs the marching band, and getting everyone else caught up in the rivalry. Color guard aradia teaching terezi to throw rifles what do you mean shes blind she caught that quad better than the seniors. Aranea attempting to be the perfect drum major but meenah keeps blowing her tuba whenever she talks, and vriska puts pencils in aranea's flute.

                                        Can include dudes but the overall focus should be the girls ofc

                                        Requested by: zesparia

                                        • Jade Harley

                                        Jade forgetting to eat or sleep while working on a project, her friends/love interests have an intervention and make sure she doesn't try to solve supposedly unsolvable physics conjectures at her desk for three days straight. Cranky Jade at being interrupted while she is in the middle of so very important things, curse this useless meatsack body with its stupid needs, the other(s) (polyamory is a-ok if these are romantic relationships, friendship or queerplatonic cohabitation is desired as well) give what they get and after seeing that she actually sleeps she spends a day doing little in order to give her brain and body a break.

                                        Requested by: inklesspen

                                        • Jane Crocker
                                        • Meenah Peixes
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag

                                        I figure this as a post-game college-age thing. Meenah and Jane are roommates out of convenience and it turns into a torrid blackrom.

                                        If possible also include gossipy texts between Meenah and Aranea (or Vriska). Also between Jane and Roxy. No humanstuck please!

                                        Requested by: inklesspen

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        Aradia is a 00 agent of MI6 (or some similar superspy). Vriska is an enforcer for (or formerly for and now on the run from?) a criminal syndicate. Can they work together to take down the evil mob boss before he assassinates the Prime Minister? (Or something similar like that.)

                                        I'd love to see this work out as blackrom with these two ladies wreaking havoc across a variety of exotic locales. You could also transplant the same concept into universes like Mass Effect, Guardians of the Galaxy, or even Pirates of the Caribbean. No humanstuck please!

                                        Requested by: inklesspen

                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        I would like you to think very hard about the terms "weapon" and "handler" and see where you go from there. I expect there may be some pitch/pale quadrant confusion. No humanstuck please!

                                        Requested by: chromyrose

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Nanna (Homestuck)

                                        Jade spends three years on a ship hurling through space with John, Davesprite... and Nannasprite. This is the first time Jade has ever had an older female figure in her life, and I'd like to see that relationship explored. Maybe Jade goes to Nanna for advice about boys, or about her body, or about femininity. Maybe she read something on the internet years ago that's always sort of been on her mind and now she FINALLY has the chance to ask someone about it. I would really love if they formed something of a mother/daughter bond, whether or not the fact that they're actually mother and daughter is on either of their minds.

                                        Requested by: chromyrose

                                        • Meulin Leijon
                                        • Nepeta Leijon

                                        humanstuck AU: Nepeta tries to convince her older sister, whom she loves very dearly, that going out with Kurloz Makara is a Very Bad Idea. I don't think Meulin would quite listen to her, but I would like it if Nepeta then tried to "protect her" from Kurloz, or to get her a better boyfriend. I picture Nepeta being between 9 and 12 years old so that these actions would be most plausible, but you can decide on the specifics of course.

                                        Requested by: chromyrose

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jane Crocker
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        Sleepover Party: Human Girls Only! I don't care if this is a dreambubble shenanigan between a bunch of doomed versions of these girls, or if it's an AU, or if you find a way to fit it into canon, I just would love to see these four girls interacting in a casual setting, having a fun time. Bonus points if none of them was well-adjusted enough to ever have had a slumber party, so they just make it up as they go, but even if it's doing the cliched stuff, I'd adore it.

                                        Requested by: chromyrose

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Damara Megido

                                        This one is a bit more vague than the others, but I would love to see what happened the first time Damara and Aradia met in the dreambubbles. In the ministrife we got to see some dancestor pairings interacting, and I am really interested in seeing people's take on the Megido introductions, considering they both have very interesting personalities and have both been through some serious trauma and drama in their lifetimes. Do they bond? Does Damara put the flirt on Aradia? Does Aradia put the flirt on right back? Or, do they not get along because of their clashing optimistic and pessimistic natures?

                                        Requested by: mrBiv

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        something with fantasy or magic elements - witches, fairies, centaurs, mermaids, etc!! anything of that sort is fine. if you choose to do a pairing, i'd love interspecies, like human/fairy or merm/witch, that kind of thing. the pairing can be with anyone, even ones outside the four given - i just want at least one of them in the piece! (altho no carapace pairings please!)
                                        in terms of the theme of it i'd like something light! no angst or very dark tones, just fluff or funny stuff! happy ladies being happy is what i'd like ::DD

                                        Requested by: mrBiv

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        kanaya completely adoring rose, that's all i really want. remember how she admired rose's sburb walkthrough?? something like that but more obviously romantic. either canon divergence or a high school au, please! and no dark angsty stuff, but they can be in the unrequited phase if that's preferred ::D

                                        Requested by: mrBiv

                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        i guess character study would be the term here? i just want the side of roxy the fandom doesn't normally look at - whatever that means to you! any relationship, i don't mind, and any way you want to interpret it is fine; as long as it's roxy like she isn't often seen, it's perfect!

                                        Requested by: turntechTrickster

                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        shameless porn involving an overly black rosevris o v o
                                        possibly some biting or bdsm sorta thing ??? anything goes!

                                        Requested by: turntechTrickster

                                        • Nepeta Leijon
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        roxy and nepeta bond over cats! (possibly over mutini and/or nep's lusus ???)
                                        i just need sOME king of cute exchange between the two
                                        also it could include rose and meulin if you want to!

                                        Requested by: turntechTrickster

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        the true meaning of revenge porn
                                        basically aradia is through with constantly one upping eachother (she kills her then she kills her back yknow the basics) and takes it up a notch
                                        otherwise known as the time aradia all of a sudden became dominant and vriska fell head over kismesis for a dead girl

                                        Requested by: zenelly

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        Anything goes really, but I'm a massive sucker for college fics, so situations like budding roommate romances or the hot girl you see walking across the campus every Tuesday after lab who makes you weak at the knees is a great matchup for me ^^

                                        Requested by: zenelly

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
                                        • Feferi Peixes

                                        Lady friends who get to know about each other through a common ex (pft, sollux you nerd) and then realize that they were going in the complete wrong direction before because holy cow the other girl is cute as heck, I suppose?

                                        Requested by: zenelly

                                        • Nepeta Leijon

                                        Nepeta character study! She's just such a sweet girl and so kickass, and it'd be great to have someone write her being independent instead of woobying around, I guess.

                                        Requested by: Liam

                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        Redrom Vriska/Rose modern AU!

                                        Requested by: Liam

                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        The untold story of what might have been a maybe-almost-budding moirallegiance back in the days of FLARP before everything went to crap.

                                        Requested by: Liam

                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope

                                        It's hard being a seer, it hard and there might be one other person who kind of understands. (Or, in other words, Rose/Terezi pale comfort time because those girls need a break! Any setting.)

                                        Requested by: apicultures

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Jade Harley

                                        I've always been enamoured of these three, separate and together. Their personal dynamics have always struck me as fantastic, and it just feels like they haven't interacted enough as is. A moment together goofing off. Talking. Planning. Heck, even brushing each other's hair. (There's plenty enough of that to go around.)

                                        Requested by: apicultures

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Meenah Peixes

                                        Get up in each other's gills, yo. Don't matter how, but let's see some sparks fly.

                                        Requested by: apicultures

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Nepeta Leijon

                                        Hunter meets explorer. How would that turn out? Cute? Comparing notes? Competitive?

                                        Requested by: FowlProse

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Terezi Pyrope

                                        Adventure, playful, clever ladies being clever together. I love how competent but playful both these chars are, and I would love something that explores their relationship - be it friendship, or any of the quadrants.

                                        Requested by: FowlProse

                                        • Porrim Maryam
                                        • The Dolorosa

                                        Introspection, character discussion. What would Porrim and the Dolorosa think about each other? They both abandoned their mothergrub duties, but for very different reasons. I'd like to see/read them meeting eachother in the dreambubbles.

                                        Requested by: FowlProse

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Nepeta Leijon
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Terezi Pyrope

                                        Adorable, Fantasy or Role Playing : Either a fantasy world where Terezi is a dragon, Nepeta a cat skinwalker, and Jade a Werewolf, or just a world where they all RP online together. It could even be dead doomed timeline versions all playing around in the dreambubbles! Doesn't have to be shippy, but it could be.

                                        Requested by: FowlProse

                                        • Alpha Rose Lalonde
                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag

                                        Hopeless depressing inevitability and the horrorterrors. I'll accept any genre, though - If you can find a way to turn it humorous, I will heartily accept. Beforan Empress Feferi and Alpha Rose Lalonde. Even though Feferi did not have a horrorterror for a mother, she still connects to the outer ring in her dreams. Rose experiences a similar dreamlife. Both are finding hints to an inevitable destruction of their worlds, and keep going deeper into the dark. Along the way they find eachother, and begin to become friends in their dreams. Doesn't have to be shippy, but it could be.

                                        Requested by: FowlProse

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        Man, this prompt is pure indulgent shipping shenanigans. Really I just want all of them being adorable together, but here's some promptin': Rose always had a minor crush on Jade when she was younger, but mostly forgot about it since entering the game and meeting Kanaya. Now that (the game is over / she’s met up with Jade and Kanaya in death / something something doomed timelines), she finds herself becoming re-enamoured with Jade. Kanaya is like "yes, this is acceptable" and then polyamorous shenanigans.

                                        Requested by: Aewin

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Damara Megido
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag

                                        Aradia meets Damara and loathes her for her seemingly-wasted potential; she sees a powerful telekinetic with Time powers even greater than her own who squanders her afterlife pretending she doesn't speak the common troll language, insults people, and is generally bitter and uncouth. But Aradia learns the details of Damara's past (how is up to you), flips hopelessly red or pale for her, and is determined to reteach Damara that pity can be a positive force. Sexytimes in any quadrant optional, but would be enjoyed if you can work it in. If you're an artist, feel free to just sketch a scene instead of illustrating the whole idea!

                                        Requested by: Aewin

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Meenah Peixes
                                        • Porrim Maryam
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag

                                        Any Maryam/Any Peixes, any scenario, oviposition. (Condy and Dolorosa are allowable, as are cross-generation ships such as Kanaya/Meenah, I was just limited in what I could pick in the box).

                                        You could go with the more common headcanon that the seadwellers lay eggs, or you could reverse the trope and have the jadebloods lay eggs (logical enough, given that they are vital in the reproductive process).

                                        Requested by: Aewin

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jade Harley/Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Porrim Maryam
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • The Dolorosa

                                        (This one is recycled from my entry last year, since I'd still be happy to see it.)

                                        Jade. Lots of Jade :D

                                        I want to see Jade paired with at least one (if not two or three) of the Maryams (any scenario), and being gleefully excited as she discovers and plays with alien biology and sexy bits for the first time. I prefer bulge/nook headcanon, but it's not required if you're averse to it. In fact, for this one, I encourage you to go wild with xenobiology headcanons. Jade is a scientist at heart and would be enthusiastic about new and unusual genitalia and figuring out how to make them work with hers!

                                        Requested by: HorribleThing

                                        • Snowman (Homestuck)

                                        Snowman's day off. I just want something about Snowman relaxing on a day between Lord English dealings in a way that is a mixture of mundane and the level of weirdness that you would expect from an exiled queen of carapaced beings living in a mansion full of strange puppet men.

                                        Requested by: HorribleThing

                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        An AU where Vriska and Terezi are a team of con artists that seduce/enter relationships with men and then take the things they want from them. (Mostly money. Sometimes other things.) If you want they can be in a romantic relationship, but it should be strained and weird.

                                        Requested by: HorribleThing

                                        • Alpha Jade Harley
                                        • The Condesce

                                        I'd like something with Jade English (or potentially Jade Crocker) with attention to historically accurate details. Yes, of course things are going to be different than actual history due to alien technology and all that, but I'd love to see attention paid to clothing and popular culture and things like that.

                                        (The any relationship tag is case you want to throw in some pairings involving Alpha Jade or The Condesce.)

                                        Requested by: HorribleThing

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jane Crocker
                                        • Jane Crocker/Jade Harley

                                        Jane/Jade as a pairing. Ideally with attention paid to Jade being someone that likes to dress in a "feminine" manner but has hobbies that are societally viewed as "masculine" and Jane being someone that dresses in a "masculine" manner but has hobbies that are societally viewed as "feminine." If you feel like adding Jane play acting at her concept of masculinity on a date it would be an excellent bonus.

                                        Requested by: HorribleThing

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                                        • Jane Crocker
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Terezi Pyrope

                                        Jade Harley as a sexy magical girl! With Rose, Terezi, or Jane as the person/detective/PI trying to uncover her identity. (If Rose isn't in the role and you can figure out a way to work her in as a dark magical girl that would be great!) References for what this should be like: Re: Cutie Honey or even Space Channel 5. Think silly sexy camp with optional nudity and skinship.

                                        Requested by: adiostama

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        Some cute, fluffy stuff of Jade, Rose, and Roxy running an animal shelter. It could have animals of all kinds, from mutant cats to cute, little galaxy frogs. Any of the other characters can be in it, maybe they come in to adopt a pet or volunteer. Imagine Jade trying to walk all those dogs at once, or Roxy trying to feed all the cats at once. Nothing too sad please, just these cute girls taking care of animals! Also, no romance please.

                                        Requested by: adiostama

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Meenah Peixes

                                        Feferi and Meenah are tour guides on a sea life watching boat tour. The two girls have different ideas on how the tour should be run and are battling to be the most interesting to the tourists and trying to take over the tour from the other. Maybe Feferi wants to show things she thinks are cute on the tour (which may actually not be cute to everyone else), and Meenah wants to show dangerous creatures which puts the tour in danger. Just make it funny and lighthearted, and no romance please. The tourists can be any of the characters from Homestuck.

                                        Requested by: adiostama

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jade Harley/Roxy Lalonde
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        A modern-day AU where Jade is a werewolf and Roxy is nervous, but interested in her. Perhaps they live in the same apartment complex, and Roxy hears Jade howling at night. After learning Jade's secret, Roxy tries to get closer to her in the daytime to learn more. How will Jade react when she finds out Roxy knows? How will Roxy deal with werewolf Jade? I would like this to romance focused on them, it can be serious or light-hearted fluff. No smut please.

                                        Requested by: Rainbowpui

                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        Rose and Jade move to the city together to go to school. This is the first time Jade has been to a city. I just want my two lovely girls being free and wild and having fun together in a new place. and maybe with some smooching and...other things B)

                                        Requested by: Rainbowpui

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        (Im not allowed to pick rose/feferi as a pairing for some reason????? but thats the pairing i want. if its really not allowed this could be with them as just friends but im suspecting this is a technical issue rather than it actually not being allowed.)
                                        Rose has an interest in the horror terrors, Feferi's mom was a horror terror. Feferi and rose are creepy and terrible and play with things little girls aren't supposed to and then make out. Maybe Rose gets to meet Feferi's horrible mom.

                                        Requested by: Rainbowpui

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Jade Harley
                                        • Jade Harley/Aradia Megido

                                        Aradia and Jade are both the (WOC only please!) transfer students to a new school. And both of them are weird and kind of make their fellow students uncomfortable. But together they bond about science and paleontology and weird and unapologetic enthusiastic about their interests together.

                                        Requested by: Rainbowpui

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        Rose is on the rag and Kanaya takes an interest B)
                                        Rose isn't embarrassed, just surprised.

                                        Requested by: lildogie

                                        • Mom (Homestuck)
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        I'd like to see these two meet, and talk about their respective lives and Rose, and for Roxy to understand Mom the way no one else could, and there to be compassion and comfort.

                                        Requested by: lildogie

                                        • Latula Pyrope
                                        • Porrim Maryam
                                        • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope

                                        I like the idea of Porrim as a sort of laid-back, sex-positive, mentor type. I'd like to see her teach Latula something sexily. Either something that actually has to do with sex, or something unrelated but sexy times ensue anyhow.

                                        Requested by: lildogie

                                        • Calliope (Homestuck)
                                        • Calliope/Roxy Lalonde
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        Canon-compliant or AU/humanstuck. Roxy gets Calliope to role play to get around or help her overcome her insecurity about her appearance.

                                        Requested by: Anachronologist

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Jane Crocker
                                        • Meenah Peixes
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • The Condesce

                                        Jane judges a baking contest between the trio of tyrian-bloods. Appliances are destroyed, desserts are sabotaged, and no one can avoid getting flour in their hair. Preferably Jane is auspiticing between any two of them or all three.
                                        For fic: I'd be interested in each troll's opinion of Jane both as an auspistice and as a person in general. Also, how is she preventing them from outright murdering each other?
                                        For art: The kitchen is probably in a state of horrible disrepair after this is through. But just how bad of a state is the Condesce's hair in?
                                        Also, please no eating/preparation of trollgrubs.

                                        Requested by: Anachronologist

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        Feferi/Rose - The Little Mermaid AU, where Rose is the sea witch and Feferi is the little mermaid and they become moirails. Maybe Feferi wants to be a landdweller because of romantic aspirations like in the original story, or maybe she has more diplomatic and/or world domination-style goals. Whatever the goal, Rose is happy to supply unorthodox means. The landweller royal can be anyone unless they are a romantic interest, in which case Eridan is excluded. No 'rails with pails, please.

                                        Requested by: Anachronologist

                                        • Rare Pairing Tag

                                        An ashen first date! Preferably all three are ladies but two ladies and one not-a-lady is fine. If Kanaya is part of it preferably she’d not be the auspistice, for variety’s sake. Explore what is typical and not-so typical in the beginnings of an ashen relationship, with all the cliches and awkward flirting and funny moments. Is the date successful, or is everyone embarrassed at how horribly it went? Does a relationship grow out of it, or is it one of the ships that pass in the night? Can be canon divergent or an AU, but preferably everyone stays trolls. No quadrant-smearing or sexual content, please.

                                        Requested by: Anachronologist

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Jane Crocker

                                        These two are running for political office; as running mates or opposing each other is equally fine. Maybe something along the lines of political intrigue or promotional imagery for their campaign(s). No shipping, please, just friendship or rivalry or both. Set on some sort of amalgamation of Earth and Alternia, or just Earth with trolls added in. AU or post-SBURB is up to you.

                                        Requested by: Anachronologist

                                        • Aranea Serket
                                        • Calliope (Homestuck)
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag

                                        These two as moirails/pre-moiralliegance. This is 100% pure crack-shipping. Do basically whatever you want with this as long as it’s not gory or sexual. Aranea is the one troll that none of us expected to be a horrible danger to literally everyone; after her attempt to overwrite the alpha timeline and reshape it in her own image, I imagine very few people are willing to give her the time of day, much less take the time to help her become a better person. Calliope’s one of those few people who would actually try to explain to Aranea why attempting to overwrite reality to become the ultimate goddess of light is a bad thing.

                                        Requested by: grimmauxillatrix

                                        • Nepeta Leijon
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        Roxy Lalonde/Nepeta Leijon

                                        Roxy and Nepeta have adventures and fall in love! It can be an AU or in canon, but I would really like to see their developing relationship as they grow from friends who have adventures together to a romantic relationship! Pawsibly two friends FLARPing a great adventure, where the Pouncellor and the lady knight have to rescue a dragon or something along those lines, I just see them as two people who'd adventure a lot and grow to trust and love each other through that shared experience. Can be porn or not.

                                        Requested by: grimmauxillatrix

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        Vampire vs vampire hunter. They have a friendly rivalry spanning across the globe, and they play catch and release with each other as they both travel. The work can focus on that, or it can focus on when they meet in a hotel room for one of their romantic meet ups, but with an emphasis on this weird long distance chase relationship they have.

                                        Requested by: grimmauxillatrix

                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        Just the Scourge Sisters fucking shit up, no angst, no drama. Two ladies together against the world, kicking ass and taking names, possibly in a rebellion against the Condesce setting. No romance or porn please, just a friendship. If they both ride motorcycles or have a really awesome car that's a bonus!!

                                        Requested by: grimmauxillatrix

                                        • Aradia Megido
                                        • Aradia Megido/Feferi Peixes
                                        • Feferi Peixes

                                        Aradia has a strong affinity for death, and Feferi is the Witch of Life. Additionally, they're on the extreme opposites of the hemospectrum. How do these two interact? Perhaps they discuss life and death over tea, perhaps they go through the dream bubbles together, celebrating life and death together, perhaps they both join together to bring the hemospectrum to balance. They're both very cheerful but both very opposing in a lot of ways, and there's a lot of interesting ways in which they can work together. Can be porn or not.

                                        Requested by: grimmauxillatrix

                                        • Nepeta Leijon
                                        • Nepeta Leijon/Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope

                                        Both of them enjoy hunting people and bringing them to justice. Team bounty hunters/ knights in shining armor/ badass ladies bringing down the perps, like Scourge Sisters but less focused on mayhem and more on the hunt and enjoying each other's company. I would like them being really cute together, but really badass, and bringing both those traits to their relationship. Can be porn or not.

                                        Requested by: Perier

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        [fluff, porn without plot/plot what plot]]

                                        I love seeing unusual headcanons people have about troll anatomy and behavior, especially when contrasted with human behavior that trolls would find odd. It's definitely a trope used widely within both fanon and canon that I enjoy very much; and in fanon, I especially love it applied to porn. If you would like to apply some of your own less-discussed headcanons, I'd love to see that, but here are a couple of ideas if you are unsure what to work with:

                                        - Many insects that live in colonies, especially insects in the order hymenoptera, (which trolls seem to draw much inspiration from) have many different appearances to a single species, due to the roles that they are adapted to fill. What if something similar were applied to trolls, where there were minor to drastic changes in anatomy based on roles (which could mesh nicely with the hemospectrum)? Specifically, I think this would be a fun opportunity for some kinky oviposition (e.g. maybe Jade bloods have ovipositors, though they may be sterile); AU or not, Rose/Kanaya oviposition is something I'd love to see... especially with some Dom/sub undertones? *v*

                                        - Perhaps trolls have interesting courtship/mating rituals reminiscent of different animal or insect rituals, especially involving other senses (such as smell, taste, etc.) less used in human communication; it could be an opportunity for something funny and/or sexy and probably adorable.

                                        Requested by: Perier

                                        • Porrim Maryam
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        [character study, porn without plot/plot what plot, friendship fic, fluff]

                                        Roxy and Porrim meet somehow (in a dream bubble maybe? Some kind of AU, possibly?) and an UNBELIEVABLE amount of flirting happens. I could see them being really good friends and each others confidants, who enjoy having sex with and adore each other, but don't necessarily see it as a traditional romantic relationship? Love is so confusing. Maybe that's another thing they explore, an examination the nature of their relationship and the boundaries of love and friendship. I can just see this a a really good opportunity for disgusting, teeth-rottingly fluffy porn.

                                        Requested by: Perier

                                        • Aranea Serket
                                        • Meenah Peixes
                                        • Rare Pairing Tag
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        [character study, porn without plot/plot what plot]
                                        Rose Lalonde/Aranea Serket

                                        Rose and Aranea meet and become very interested in each other, and Aranea starts to develop a one-sided black crush on her. Maybe they play some kind of game and bond over that, or they get into heated arguments with Rose passive aggressively psychoanalysing her and Aranea giving her passive aggressive life suggestions and info? When Rose recognizes the crush (or has it pointed out to her?), she sees it as an opportunity to learn more about caliginous romance, and decides she would like to pursue it for curiosity's sake. When they both decide that they want to have sex, Rose is nervous, and asks someone to be their "spotter." Maybe Kanaya, Porrim, or Meenah? Meenah would be fun. Ultimately, I would just love to see how these two interact because of their similarities, yet their stark differences. I just get this feeling that Aranea would crush on her hard, blackways.

                                        Requested by: Perier

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Mom (Homestuck)
                                        • Rose Lalonde

                                        I feel like, for what I have been exposed to in fanworks, that Mom Lalonde is typically depicted as abusive in some way (emotionally, physically, or sometimes sexually.) I don't necessarily disagree with this; the only thing I do definitely believe is that Rose and Mom love each other, which I think only serves to make their relationship more complex and any abusive substance more layered. This is probably going to be my vaguest prompt, but basically I'd be interested to see more interaction between Rose and her Mom, or Rose's feelings about her mom after or before her death (or both), with an emphasis on reflection on abuse (again, perhaps after her death, to create more of a feeling of separation, plus complication of regrets...?) and what that means to her relationship with her mom and dealing with the emotion that she still loves her. After all this reflection, and perhaps if Rose came to terms with the idea that her mother treated her poorly, what would it be like if, somehow, they had to opportunity to meet again (in the afterlife, or something)? Additionally, if you would like to add Kanaya or make this more Rose/Kanaya-centric, maybe where Rose tries to work out the issues with her mother in comparison with Kanaya's relationship with her lusus (or otherwise discus, that's also something I would enjoy. This can be any rating you want, even explicit territory if you feel comfortable exploring that.

                                        Requested by: speroh

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        Domestic redrom fluff!
                                        What's it like to wake up together? Do they ever do little fashion shows for each other while deciding what to wear? Do they dress each other up sometimes? Who cooks and how well? Would Rose knit them matching ugly (and creepy) sweaters for the holidays? How would they celebrate?

                                        Requested by: speroh

                                        • Aradia Megido

                                        Aradia adventuring and having fun with archaeology! I want to see her being cute and happy please!!
                                        What's her daily routine like before she died? Does she ever get into trouble wandering around and exploring? Who does she bring with, if anyone? How do THEY enjoy it?

                                        Requested by: speroh

                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        Scourge sister antics! Any relationship dynamic you prefer, I would like to see them getting into trouble and being rad together. How does Vriska act when Terezi wins a game? Do they sleep over together when a game goes too long? How does that end up?

                                        Requested by: Emeridan

                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        I'd like something with the Scourge sisters back in their FLARPing days. A bit more on the side where Terezi was happily orchestrating the demise of the wicked with Vriska, it doesn't need to be that intense or shippy, I'd actually like a bit more angst in it but it isn't a necessity.

                                        Requested by: Emeridan

                                        • Damara Megido
                                        • Latula Pyrope
                                        • Meulin Leijon
                                        • Porrim Maryam
                                        • Porrim Maryam/Latula Pyrope

                                        Keeping up Latula's radgirl image isn't always that easy,in fact it's getting a bit too stressful. She ends up finding some form of comfort in Porrim. Unfortunately or fortunately Meulin decides this looks like a great party and invites herself and Damara (well, drags her mostly) to join in.

                                        Requested by: Emeridan

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Terezi Pyrope/Vriska Serket
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        Vriska's death left a bit of black hole in it's wake, Terezi held the blade but she still wishes there was more she could've told her. Kanaya offers her a hand and an ear to rat off to. It doesn't necessarily fix everything, but at least they have each other in this moment.

                                        Requested by: Ghost_Assist

                                        • Jade Harley/Rose Lalonde

                                        I think a fic with gardener Jade, and an author Rose would be nice. I see these AUs everywhere except in the Jade/Rose Tag! Perhaps Rose was buying flowers for her mom, or Rose simply keeps a garden at home. Maybe Jade could be the person who helps Rose out, then discovers that Rose was the person who wrote Jade's favorite book.

                                        Requested by: Ghost_Assist

                                        • Aradia Megido/Vriska Serket

                                        Preferably Humanverse AU. I want a fic with this rare pair so much. In a humanverse setting, I like to believe that these Aradia and Vriska would bicker often but get along in the end. I'd want to see how their relationship would develop into a romantic one. Or maybe they just straight up don't like each other at first, but somehow fell for each other.

                                        Requested by: Ghost_Assist

                                        • Nepeta Leijon
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        Canonly Vriska assumed she and Nepeta were friends, but Nepeta did not think she and Vriska were friends. I'd like to see them meeting in dream bubbles, and Nepeta finds out that Vriska really was trying to fix everything. I'd like for them to be friends at the end of the story, or at least know about the other a bit more.

                                        Requested by: spacemonster

                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        vriska is my patron troll and i love her. a lot a lot. i want to see a humanstuck au in which vriska has done something irredeemably awful (murder ? betrayal? no non-con please !) and is struggling to come to terms with this / is on the run from the law ! i definitely want this to be a one-woman show to allow for a real detailed character study.

                                        hopefully this will work as both art and fic - it's kind of a dull, grim mood, which i think could be conveyed in several mediums. thank you!

                                        Requested by: spacemonster

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        au where kanaya doesn't die ... what happens when kanaya meets roxy, post-rose's death ? (please, no john or strider manpain, although that probably goes without saying !)

                                        thank you !

                                        Requested by: spacemonster

                                        • Porrim Maryam

                                        au where porrim isn't an un-funny joke about tumblr social justice warriors?

                                        any setting is cool - canon, pre-everything going wrong, humanstuck, whatever you like. i'd like to see porrim doing something neat and constructive to help other ladies without it being a big joke about feminism :S feel free to include any of the other homestuck ladies, i'd just love to see something focused on her (and her rad ink) because i love porrim !

                                        Requested by: Kazibel

                                        • Jane Crocker
                                        • Jane Crocker/Roxy Lalonde
                                        • Roxy Lalonde

                                        i know these girls have had a lot of trouble in canon, so what i'd like to see is a nice light, and happy AU: it's the 1950's, and Jane and Roxy have begun their own detective agency! older than encyclopedia brown but maybe not as sophisticated as nancy drew, i'd love to see these girls running around their small town solving mysteries! it doesn't have to be a full blown detective novel, even just a blurb or picture of these two sitting in their office drinking lemonade and talking about boys would be wonderful. as long as you can tell these two are sweet gal pals in the 50s who don't have a devastating game to worry about playing i will love it! i think it would be an awesome bonus if we could get to see some of the other alpha and beta kids in the fic! (jake's slang would finally be fitting, hehe)

                                        Requested by: Kazibel

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Terezi Pyrope
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        with a strong moirailship between the three, i would love to see all these girls on alternia who have become one of the greatest FLARP troupes of all time! it was never Kanaya's thing in canon, but i would love to see an au where they've all come together to be scourges, kanaya showing a bit of her dark side. something rugged and adventurous, where maybe they're off to battle or luring another into Mindfang's lair....some romance between kanaya and vriska is more than welcome, but i would like vriska and terezi to stay platonic, please! even character work, and relationship development would be delightful.

                                        Requested by: Kazibel

                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Rose Lalonde
                                        • Rose Lalonde/Kanaya Maryam

                                        on the meteor, i'd like to see what led up to rose asking kanaya out on that fateful date. how did rose's feelings for kanaya develop? was she looking at kanaya for weeks, blushing every time they made eye contact? did dave have to talk her into it, did they pass notes? was kanaya equally nervous? i love rose and and kanaya being ooc and getting all giggly about each other, and any brotherly teasing from dave, or terezi's misunderstanding of these human "dates" is an awesome bonus!

                                        Requested by: Kazibel

                                        • Feferi Peixes
                                        • Kanaya Maryam
                                        • Nepeta Leijon
                                        • Vriska Serket

                                        on the meteor (just after they had escaped jack and were talking to the kids), i'm sure these girls had a lot to talk about. from their past relationships and the events in sburb, i would love to see all the troll girls having a nice talk with each other, getting advice and some nice girl time. how did Nepeta like being friends with Equius? what was Feferi planning to do about eridan? how did Kanaya feel about that purple texted human she had been talking to? would love to see some emphasis on their different personalities here, as well as how they interact with each other about their problems. we didn't get to see much of Nepeta and Feferi in canon, so more of a focus them here would be a great bonus!

                                        Requested by: obsidianlullaby

                                          I'd love a Game of Thrones-ish AU! I love all the Homestuck ladies (except Damara, I guess) and I'm open to any femslash pairings, so you can have your way with this prompt.

                                          Requested by: obsidianlullaby

                                          • Calliope (Homestuck)

                                          So Calliope obviously can't have what she would consider traditional sex with non-cherubs, right? I'd like to see an exploration of a different kind of intimacy in a relationship between Callie and another girl.