Requested by: lildogie
There weren't tags for all the relationships, but Gamzee with any of the others would be great. Basically, I'd like a nice Gamzee to get some positive clown attention, h/c, or woob. I enjoy no-game AUs and prefer to ignore a lot of late-to-post-canon. Bonus points for clown content, especially if it's more nuanced than it generally appears in canon. (I'd prefer the twins or Karako be older than Gamzee, if they appear.)
Requested by: lildogie
Dirk meets Dave's Bro in the dream bubbles and confronts what he sees as the worst possible version of himself. Things go south quickly. Bonus points for transmale Dirk.
(HS1 Dirk, please. Violence is fine, but no mutilation or disfigurement, please. Tags not a requirement.)
Requested by: lildogie
Growing up without any human contact has forced Dirk to develop a rich fantasy life. A lot of it involves his legendary brother being significantly less dead. (Sawtooth is just an idea; he doesn't need to be included. Same with the tags.)
(HS1 Dirk, please. Age up if you like - I don't mind if you bend the canon timeline. The Archive Warnings & tags are there for potential, not as requirements.)
Requested by: lildogie
Struggling teen/early-twenties "dad" Dirk/Bro meeting older, has-it-together father Dad Egbert. Love, smut, parenting tips. I'd love a cute Dirk/Bro who's trying to be a good guardian but stressing out because babies do not conform to his calculations and he's petrified of fucking this kid's life up, and a calm, take-charge Dad who helps him relax the sexy way. (Tags are just some ideas, not requirements.)
Requested by: lildogie
Equius sets out to make his favorite highblood conform to his hemospectral standards. When he realizes just how plastic Gamzee's psyche is, the lessons skew more towards obedience than dominance.
(I'd lean towards no-game, adults-on-Alternia AU, but I'd be interested in any version of this!)
Requested by: lildogie
Through horrible luck, Sollux gets quarantined with one or both of the Zahhaks when Alternia is hit with some virus so contagious that even what passes for planetside authority says, y'know what, we might not be able to just let people die off willy-nilly this time. (AU Alternia or even Beforus would be cool! Beforus would be a pretty different flavor, but definitely interesting.)
How do they cope with each other without it coming to all-out battle (especially if it's Equius)? Build-offs? Pranks? Highly competitive fucking? Who knows, but I bet it's (at least for the reader) sexy. (There wasn't a relationship tag for Horuss/Sollux, but absolutely yes.)
Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing
Rails with pails! I kinda like the idea of Nepeta or Equius being sort of uncertain about what they actually want in the bedroom, so they decide to explore what that might be with a person they already completely trust. I want for it to be really soft and loving and maybe a bit clumsy and nervous and strange feeling at first, to be doing something like this with your own MOIRAIL. Feel free to let them discover any hard yeses or nos they may stumble across.
Can happen at any point in the timeline for me, including a full on AU.
Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing
Perhaps Rose or Kanaya turn Vriska's flirtations down, or one of them shows her up in some way and that infuriates/arouses her. However it happens, the important end result is this: Vriska mindcontrolling Kanaya into fucking Rose. Rosemary can already be dating, but I want for Vriska-via-Kanaya to fuck Rose *rough and hard* whether she likes it not, whether she was ready for it not. I've got this image of Kanaya interrupting Rose in the middle of some task and just ravishing her right then and there, and it's good. Vriska's just really venting/having a great fucking time making everyone else be the loser while also getting her rocks off.
Can be noncon or dubcon, Rose can realize what's happening or not, Kanaya can be as mentally present and aware or not as you like, and it can be at any point in the timeline or an AU.
Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing
Roxy has recently become a trans man and is still figuring stuff out. However, he really wants to check off the 'fucking someone with a wang' off the checklist, and he's got a strap ready and raring to go. Somehow, Dave awkwardly ends up word vomiting his way into offering his own boyfriend for the cause. Cue Roxy fucking Karkat with a strap to celebrate his new manhood, while Dave looks on flustered out of his goddamned mind but also incredibly turned on. Karkat of course has a LOT to say about all of this, but there's no denying that he's deeply intrigued by the idea of being fucked nice and hard by Dave's weird human relative.
This can be AU or HS2 timeline.
Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing
I'm a huge pitch johnrezi shipper. They're very good and fun together! Anything with these two would make me happy, especially if it's playful or that strange brand of fondness those two hold for each other. Also, if you feel up to writing trans June Egbert, that would be rad.
Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing
This is another 'I would be happy with whatever you do with this one' ship. Aradia/Equius is very good! I of course especially like the dom/sub dynamic, with Aradia putting Equius in his place. Any timeline or AU is good.
Requested by: Prim_the_Amazing
I just really like the idea of Vriska mindcontrolling people to fuck for her own pleasure, okay. And Terezi and Kanaya are both two very pretty and appealing trolls that she knows that would look even more pretty and appealing together. Maybe she slips something in their drinks to make it easier to control them? Maybe she's been doing this regularly, and they haven't even noticed? Maybe it's the first time, and she's making some sort of point? Whatever you may come up with for this one, I'm sure it'll be fun.
Requested by: chaoticnoitime
❤ Trolls are capable of making eggs, probably always have been able to and it was just suppressed with buckets and propaganda.
Anywho. Karkat has a need for egg, either by getting egged up or giving dave egg. Either way sounds fun.
Requested by: chaoticnoitime
❤ Kanaya is goth vampire gf. Literally... And with no trolls around often enough to fend off the rainbow dirinker tendancies, rose decides to experiment with kanaya's ability to stomach human blood vs. Troll blood and its a fun time all around.
Requested by: chaoticnoitime
♠ Chahut and marvus both worship the same deities, (mirth and rage)
However they both are different in how they live in their religion. Marvus' showmanship seems like an insult to the clown church and the only reason she hasnt culled him out of her own fit of rage is because the stupid fucker has an ace up his sleeve and the 2 clowns are at a sexually frustrating stalemate.
Requested by: chaoticnoitime
♦ Hey moirails FUCK. Sometimes its more relaxing and pacifying than simple face paps.
Diemen has a thing for hotdogs, but when it comes to it, sometimes hotdogs arent enough to make him feel better.
The only one that seems to understand that is mallek. Even if they are too far in the hemospectrum to be taken seriously in a relationship. Its not gonna stop these two from being best of buds in and out of the respit block.
Requested by: chaoticnoitime
♦ Soft vore scenario cause ive always wanted to see this...
Equius is overprotective of his smoll kitty moirail. He knows she is more than capable of taking care of herself. However the urge to protect her is just so STRONG.
What better way to keep someone close than safe and sound surrounded by the one you love. Especially if its consentual?
Requested by: chaoticnoitime
I just want some vampire dirk and hunter Jake.
Where they've been going back and forth with danger banter and getting more flirty each time but dirk always manages to slip through Jake's grasp untill one night...
Requested by: Pinkycat413
its mating season, and a certain privateer is in heat and in the mood, but a very horny and very gravid Dualscar has already mated with his two matesprites but he has to relieve himself somehow, these gravid/in heat hormones arent gonna get rid of themselves ya know. So, why not ask his two beautiful quadmates for some help~ (i want to request a nook only and bottom Dualscar for this one. If thats okay with the potential author)
Requested by: Pinkycat413
Cronus and Tavros have been dating for quite a while and want to take their relationship to the next level. They've been two peas in a pod ever since the game started, they've talked about their past relationships (some good and some bad) and they've gotten very close to each other and now they want make it more official. (Any senario leading up to the adult fun time is up to you. A nice picnic, an evening dinner date, or stuck in quarentine and you and your bf are bored af! Whatever tickles your tits idc, so long as its cute and hot. Also its bottom and nook only Cronus and Top Tavros.)
Requested by: Pinkycat413
You knew you shouldnt have visited Karkat and Sol this late into your heat cycle but you didnt think you would end up gravid! Now youre about to lay a fuck ton of eggs on your bathroom floor while your matesprites and on and off again kismesis panic in the background. As youre laying your very first clutch in a very unorthodox way, you remember back to that night of passion that started all of this mess.
Requested by: Pinkycat413
its ancestor appreciation day and the amporas have something special for their beloved ancestor. What better way to show your love and appreciation for your guardian than with breakfast in bed, a nice warm bath, and some good ol' fashioned "wholesome" 'murican pailing! (Dom cronus and eridan, sub dualscar, nook! Dualscar, double the fisting means double the fun! Male threesomes r gud. It is super loving so no typical amporacest hate in here okay, maybe a tiny hint of it for cheekiness sake but nothing full blown or anything.
Requested by: planetundersiege
Dave and Karkat spending a heated night together after being apart for a long time. (Can be HS^2 or just normal Homestuck). Lots of kissing and clawing (and maybe some accidental blood from that, but nothing graphic) and lots of slurry. Trans Dave is very welcome if you want to write that!
DNW: scat, watersports, vomit, non-con.
Requested by: planetundersiege
Johndave confession sex! I imagine it sweet yet sensual and a bit embarrassing as they try to navigate just confessing and then having sex right after. Lots of praise and kissed (and maybe some happy crying?).
DNW: scat, watersports, vomit, non-con.
Requested by: planetundersiege
Jade and Rose just coming home and having sex to blow off steam after a long day were they had both gotten pissed off for some reason. It starts really needy and rough (biting and light clawing) but it slowly turns more sweet and gentle with kisses and laughs and whispers.
I headcanon Jade as having vitiligo and being trans, but you can write her cis too if that's easier. Same goes for Rose, she can be either cis and trans. If any of them are trans I'd really like it ending with any of them finishing inside.
DNW: scat, watersports, vomit, non-con.
Requested by: Mangotastic
Humanstuck goes a level further to dinerstuck. After a date at a retro diner, Cronus gets locked in with a character/s of your choice from the list above. A fucc ensues (the cool metal bar top is too sexy to not to get some on). As exasperated or amused the date is, they can't deny that this greaser fishboy is pretty.
Go wild, have fun, and make sure Cronus gets Fukt Up!
Requested by: Mangotastic
Cronus visits a kink party it is quite the ride, from anxious but horny negotiation to being bound and blindfolded, to enjoying getting ruined in front of many onlookers. Who knew being ordered around would be quite so enjoyable for the princely seadweller?
Requested by: Mangotastic
Rolal, as a person of science that also goes with the flow, explores xenobiology of trolls with much enthusiasm. From space hentai fuck-or-die, to newly established relationship, to having a sexy captive seadweller to experiment on, the starting point only sets the mood. Likely ensuing shenanigans include oviposition, squishy wiggly alien sex toys called nookworms, induced heat, multiple orgasms, and fun.
Although, if this needs narrowing down, Roxy gets down to business with a new partner in their hive and tops a powerbottom Meenah.
Requested by: bellmandi86
You’ve done all you can to talk him out of it, but Karkat wants to go to the beach with you? Does he understand there’s an ocean at the beach? You doubt he can even float, let alone swim! Well, you have to make the best of tour trip together and hope he doesn’t drown, not even as a joke. Lest there be consequences...
Please, do not write bodily fluid kinks, pregnancy/ovi-posi or non-con (Dub-con is okay)
Requested by: bellmandi86
You can’t believe Kankri’s never been to a concert before! You don’t want to overwhelm him with the pits, so you’re heading to an outdoor venue. With any luck, you’ll blow him away and the night will go EXACTLY the way you want it to.
Please, do not write bodily fluid kinks, pregnancy/ovi-posi or non-con (Dub-con is okay)
Requested by: bellmandi86
After another night with another troll and lusus getting away, tensions are getting high between you two. If you don’t catch something soon, you might as well go after each other.
Please, do not write bodily fluid kinks, pregnancy/ovi-posi or non-con (Dub-con is okay)
Requested by: bellmandi86
Another daymare. You’ve grown restless and you feel so fried. You need to get some sleep. Luckily it’s the middle of the night, so he might be away to come visit you and help. Or, at the very least, keep you company.
Please, do not write bodily fluid kinks, pregnancy/ovi-posi or non-con (Dub-con is okay)
Requested by: SnarkySoleil
Sollux goes into heat, and happens to run into a seadweller with a similar problem making his way to shore. Eridan and Sollux don't need to know each other, it's up to you! Maybe Sollux has some unfertilized eggs that Eridan's only too happy to take care of. Or maybe there's ovipositors! Go fuckin' wild, but make sure this yellowblood is doublestuffed and they can't remember their own names.
Requested by: SnarkySoleil
Slaves don't get choices. If someone asks you to jump, you ask how high. Despite being freed for a few sweeps now, the Psiioniic still has some real issues with making his own choices, and seeking out what he wants. The Signless and Disciple decide to take matters into their own hands and invite him into their tent for some fun, but with one caveat: he has to make the choices about what he wants. Also, did anyone bring a pail...? Bulges and nooks for everybody!! I've been writing for the Signless squad since before the dancestors, so I don't need you to use Mituna, Meulin, or Kankri for their names if that's not what you're into.
Requested by: SnarkySoleil
Dave ends up with an asshole troll as a roommate who keeps eating all his fucking doritos. Revenge on Sollux backfires, they both get turned on, and before long they're banging on every single fucking surface. This is totally open ended, but I'd love pheromones from Sollux, things getting xeno as fuck, and just all around pitch bitching all around. Bonus if Karkat shows up and is invited to the fun. Also... don't really want an epilogue esque one here, just a simple, no game universe with them somehow ending up in the same shitty apartment.
Requested by: SnarkySoleil
When Dualscar encounters a rowdy, drunk psion at a bar while on shore leave, he expects an easy lay. What he does not expect is for this treasonous Psiioniic to thoroughly own his ass, literally. Would like rough and tumble, flip-floppy pailing, vascillating wildly from quadrant to quadrant with plenty of kisses and bites. Even BDSM elements would be rad! Pheromones? Edging? Hell yeah! I also don't need you to use Mituna or Cronus as their names, if you're an oldstuck like me.
Requested by: SnarkySoleil
Feferi has overthrown the Empress, and Eridan goes to investigate the fabled Helmsman of legend. The Helmsman has one request: he wishes to die. Eridan is willing to oblige, but the old psion is so pitiful that he's willing to let Psii go out with a bang. Would like it to be sappy, borderline pale, but don't be afraid to throw in biowires or shy away from gore. This dude's fuckin' old.
Requested by: SnarkySoleil
Bit of a free space on this one. The Signless is also included in this one but it wouldn't let me enter in any more characters. Would love to see an arranged marriage AU here, and bonus points if the pair getting married are different species so there's a bit of some xeno confusion. Love some bulges and nooks, some snippy banter, and some realization that their partner is Very, Very Hot.
Requested by: BugTongue
Vriska and Terezi team up to save Sollux from getting helmed. He is in hiding somewhere, they just have to sniff him out. Meanwhile Vriska and Terezi are dealing with the fact they are ex's, and Vriska does not approve of Terezi being pale with a battery she wont even get to see in space.
Possessive tervris, aggressive feelings jams, smth like that.
Requested by: BugTongue
Vriska and Nepeta are FLARPing in the mountains. Have to huddle for warmth, maybe sickfic too if someone catches a cold. They've been stalwartly avoiding blackrom this whole time only to realize this is red red red.
Requested by: BugTongue
Timeloop shenanigans, some kind of hotsexy jumping forward or back to keep each other on their toes during sex. Maybe age play but no underage please.
Requested by: BugTongue
Regency AU Eridan/Terezi marriage with the two of them valiantly Not Talking About Her while she is there, crashing the wedding and making so many scenes. So many. There is no end to the scenes. Someone please remove the spider from the room because neither Terezi nor Eridan are going to take care of that.
I just think messy wedding crasher 3way sex would be great and has lots of room for shenanigans.
Requested by: redglares_hot_butt
An open ended-prompt: something with Aranea involving both sex and exposition! (or would that be 'sexposition'?)
Some general preferences that will apply to this request and others: First of all, please have all of the characters treated as being 18+, and everything being generally happy, fluffy, silly, and with all parties eagerly participating. So no mind control on Aranea's part, and her being happy and well-laid by the end, via however you want to get her there. As for characters, I'd rather you leave out Vriska, the Makaras, and the Amporas; I'm also really not into the epilogues and homestuck^2 so I'd ask you avoid things building from those. Genitalia-wise I prefer human-like genitals rather than bulge/nook combos - generally I really like vulvas and things like cunnilingus and fingering so having the sex scenes focused there would be ideal. And finally, my one big kink is watersports, so if you're up for anything with that it would be great, but if not that's perfectly fine!
(Character-wise I'm most invested in the alpha/beta trolls and alpha/beta kids, minus the exceptions above, so something drawing from that group would be preferred! Both F/F and F/M pairings are fine, as are bigger groups, though I wouldn't get much out of M/M interactions in the smut. In any case, I am a big multishipper and I love rarepairs, so outside of the characters mentioned above I'd be excited for any pairing whether it's a popular one or a complete crackship. Selfcest is also fine, there's no reason that there has to be just one Aranea around. And silly dreambubble shenanigans, or sylladex shenanigans, or other things based on Sburb mechanics are always welcome! On the other hand I'd ask you avoid epilogue-based settings for this and other prompts.)
Requested by: redglares_hot_butt
[There should be a Daraya/Remele ship tag to go with this one but I can't put it there since it doesn't exist lol]
A hookup in the abandoned mall that we see on Daraya's route! I really love Remele (she definitely pirated my hearte during her route) and Daraya is also great so I am just kind of pushing them together here. I'm kind of imagining that Remele is at the mall to be inspired by the aesthetic there and she bumps into Daraya, and things start off on a good note between them and quickly get flirty. And with Remele's self-confidence and lack of worry about getting caught I could definitely see her wanting to get frisky then and there, and Daraya finding herself really into that idea.
Of course, that can all just be a guideline, feel free to go with however you imagine things working out! I'd just ask for it to be overall happy and upbeat, with both of them very much into the idea and not feeling pressured or worried about it or anything. Once again my genitalia preference is for vulvas, and watersports would be great if you're up for it but not required.
Requested by: redglares_hot_butt
A throwback ship that I've really been missing lately. I really loved their dynamic together back from Act 5 and related to it a lot, and I'd love to see something where they get back together and rekindle that in some sort of postgame setting (unrelated to the epilogue). (Bonus points if Terezi also gets back into her interest in law and justice, in a healthy and positive way - I miss that aspect of her too). I could definitely see their banter and playfulness being a vehicle for getting closer to each other and helping work out their issues together and become stronger. Something with them having done that and gotten together in a flushed relationship would be great. And of course, they'd bring their silliness and their banter to the bedroom (or anywhere else they'd end up getting it on) for a fun time all around. Once more I'd ask for no Vriskas/Makaras/Amporas, nothing epilogue/hs2 related, I'd prefer a human-like vulva for Terezi and sex focusing on it, and watersports would be an appreciated bonus.
Requested by: redglares_hot_butt
Another somewhat open-ended prompt: Porrim having some casual dreambubble sex with someone out of the kids or the beta trolls.
Here I'm imagining it specifically _not_ being another alpha troll, and instead someone (or someones) who's only met her briefly or not at all. And one way or another they end up having some no-strings-attached sex - something delightfully satisfying all around, and leaving everyone feeling good about themselves (and no one pining for anything more, beyond maybe some future fun hookups). It would be great to see something relaxed and low-key, with communication about what they both want to do and plenty of silliness and chatting while they're having fun. Once more I'd ask for no Vriskas/Makaras/Amporas or epilogues/hs2, I'd prefer human-like genitalia and sex focusing on vulvas, and watersports would be a lovely bonus.
Requested by: redglares_hot_butt
A canon friendsim ship that I really like which has a disappointing lack of content I've been able to find. I adore Konyyl's personality (and her buffness), and Azdaja is really interesting as well, and their interactions together are great. And the quadrant-smearing relationship they seem to have is pretty fascinating! I'd love to see something exploring that, and the sexy fun they get up to as part of it. Once again I'm imagining something generally on the lighthearted and happy side - so probably them chilling out at one of their hives, as opposed to being deep into one of their missions. It would be great to see how their feelings bounce around between the different quadrants, and how the sex they have changes with it, but everything always comes back to them caring deeply about each other. As usual, silliness in the sex is always appreciated, them getting it on in spontaneous circumstances/locations would be fun, and for the blackrom aspects I'd imagine they could be a bit rough but wouldn't actually do anything to hurt each other at all. And once again, human-like genitalia is my preference, and watersports would be delightful if you're comfortable with it.
Requested by: redglares_hot_butt
Something where both Damara and Tavros get a much better ending than they got in canon, and some hot sex to boot! Where Damara is willing to be friendlier/more open/less antagonistic to someone who isn't another Beforean troll (and who she deems is less shitty than her ex). One way or another they end up spending some time together and start to bond over their experiences with their own sessionmates, and over fiduspawn/anime/whatever else they both enjoy. And one way or another, they end up banging, whether as part of a flushed relationship or a rails-with-pails one or a friends-with-benefits arrangement. Again overall I'm looking for something happy and fluffy - Damara could be cold toward Tavros at first but I wouldn't want anything with her being cruel, and while the past traumas are something that could come up I'd rather it not really dwell on that. As usual I'd ask you to avoid Vriska/Makaras/Amporas (outside of them coming up briefly in reference to past experiences, say) and the epilogue, my preference is for human-like genitals with the focus on Damara, and watersports would be lovely but not required.
Requested by: FindingZ
So it's a pretty common headcanon that trolls come....a *lot*. Give me that, but like, x5. Gimme trolls with long, LONG orgasms with a mess leftover to match. Gimme orgasms that leave the troll in question panting and shaking and nursing a sore throat.
Feel free to play with the more intricate details! Is it a trait of all trolls? Just highbloods/seadwellers? Lowbloods? Psiioniics? Go wild! Bonus points if the troll's partner is unaware of/has only heard about but not seen the glorious mess involved and is...let's face it probably a little alarmed at first but very quickly decides its the hottest thing ever.
(bonus BONUS points if the proverbial nut is inside but there's just too much overflow and it just goes everywhere anyway. I'm not super into extreme inflation, but a lil' teeny belly pouch is cute if that's something you're up for)
The characters I put up above are my favorites and I'm down for any combination of them, but if nothing there catches your eye feel free to poke the mods to ask me about pairings that you feel you would prefer to write! This prompt is my baby and I am very flexible with how it's filled (*wonk*).
No content past act 7 please! And also please don't give the trolls human junk -- imho if you're writing aliens it's go wild or go home!
Requested by: FindingZ
I live for stories about people who have been together for so long that everything they do is steeped in so much intimacy it's almost hard to look at. I live even more for when that sort of thing extends to kinky sex.
This is a fairly broad prompt -- feel free to play with it! I'm hoping for either EriKar or Rosemary living the domestic bliss lifestyle, having passed the honeymoon phase into the comfortable, established affection phase of their relationship, and I want it to be apparent when they have sex. This can take all sorts of forms! The kinks I've put in the tags are just suggestions to get you started -- if you're inspired and wanna add a kink that isn't in there, poke the mods and have them ask me! I'm generally down with anything as long as it's consensual and doesn't involve scat/watersports. There wasn't enough room to list all of the shit I like!
No content past act 7 please! And also please don't give the trolls human junk -- imho if you're writing aliens it's go wild or go home!
Requested by: FindingZ
So I may be harboring a teeny tiny fascination with somnophilia. Consider this: one of them make some offhand comment about getting off in their sleep (probably phrased as a snarky joke) and the other goes haha real funny unless?????
I wanna see them playing with it! Turning it into a game of how close one of them can bring the other/how much they can do before they wake up, because if they wake up the game is off! Maybe it turns into a delay/denial sort of situation with the supposed-to-be-sleeping person ending up *really* frustrated and trying to pretend to be asleep just so they can get off already for the first time in a goddamn week. Does it work? Up to you!
I haven't tagged non-con because I'd like there to be at least a short discussion of it beforehand! Even if the sleeper isn't 100% aware of what the other one is going to do to them when sleeping, I want them to be okay with all possibilities and most importantly be enthusiastic about it!
No content past act 7 please! And also please don't give the trolls human junk -- imho if you're writing aliens it's go wild or go home!
Requested by: twofoldAxiom
I'd like to see something where Jade and Rose get into a kismesissitude of some kind. Epilogue or non-Epilogue, AU or canon-compliant is fine, I want to see sparks fly between these two.
Minor suggestion in the tags for *why* they're coming to such a disagreement, but I want to emphasize that they don't hate each other as we usually use the term. They "hate" that they get under each others' skin, that they don't agree on methods or underlying philosophies, and that one takes everything to extremes and the other hesitates on everything.
(Despite that, they're very close friends who love each other very much. They're just romantically contentious.)
BONUS:
Kanaya can be there, actively encouraging her matesprit's new pitch relationship. Not in an ashen sense! She *wants* them to get together, and provides an Alternian perspective for Rose and Jade's budding feelings. If she also wants to see two hot, powerful women makeout and maybe join in, that's also very very good.Note: If included, nook and bulge for Kanaya is a must, but Jade and Rose can have any genitals you want.
Requested by: twofoldAxiom
Petstuck! Or maybe feralstuck? Depends on what flavor you want to go for, really. Point being I want to see something with animalistic, vaguely furry-esque trolls as either domesticated "pets" or wild "animals".
The words in the parentheses are important: The trolls are actually sapient! Gasp!
I put in the relationship tag because I'd love for Dave specifically to discover this fact, and maybe get overwhelmed (and fucked, if you're comfortable with that) by what he thought was a pair of alien gremlins who hate each other and may in fact be competing for his affections. Size of the trolls in particular is also up to you, but I think the smaller the better, though no smaller than, say, someone's cat.
Additional note: Nook and bulge for Karkat and Equius is a must, but Dave can have any genitals you want.
Requested by: twofoldAxiom
Alright time for things to get Spicy. Whether or not this is Epilogue-compliant is up to you, I just want Jane in some kind of position of power over Karkat and thoroughly abusing it. Bonus points if Karkat is into it, *extra* bonus points if he absolutely hates it but is too caught up in her hold over him or too scared of her or maybe just too physically tied down to resist.
(And because it's Drone Season, you'll have my eternal loyalty if she *breaks* him.)
Is she the new Empress of Earth and he's her loyal bedwarmer in exchange for survival?
Is she the visiting head at an undisclosed facility and Karkat is a test subject she takes a liking to?
Is it the Candy timeline and Commander Vantas has finally been captured?
I leave it up to you!
Additional note: Nook and bulge for Karkat is a must, but Jane can have any genitals you want.
Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner
Back before the exile happened, the Brooding Caverns may have taken care of disciplinary matters in rather archaic and unpleasant ways, and since the exile happened rather quickly, a lot of old tools and such are still laying around in the more dilapidated and lesser-travelled tunnels, ripe for the newest generation to stumble across.
During a little expedition to see if there's anything useful, Bronya and Lynera come across a room stocked full of every tool necessary to dish out some corporal punishment to some misbehaving jadebloods. What follows can best be summed up as "haha wouldn't it be wild if we used this stuff? haha, just kidding... unless...?"
Who takes what role is flexible!(Underage tagged for that "inexperienced impulsive late teens" vibe, to be clear)
Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner
Rose Lalonde, amateur occultist and student of the demonic and arcane, finally gets her hands on some authentic, genuine demon summoning rituals, and decides to try and enrich her life by making a deal with a demon she fully intends to wiggle out of when it comes time for payment. Unfortunately for her, demons don't make deals at crossroads, and she hasn't summoned a conniving salesperson; she's summoned a hard domme who intends to have some fun with the hapless mortal who dared summon her.
Any lady okay for the demon, trans Rose preferred, and I'd definitely like to see some BDSM here on top of just general forceful rough sex!
Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner
Girls! In! Chastity!
Cock cages, specifically- there's a criminal lack of gals with their dicks snugly locked away in chastity in this fandom, and I think we should rectify that! Feel free to do whatever you like with the concept, so long as the chaste gal stays chaste all the way through. Any characters and pairing fine!
Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner
I think that Terezi and Karkat are a very fun ship to do some dual-sub stuff with, and so that's my suggestion for this prompt; the two of them seek out a third party to give them both a good hard spanking!
Any character fine, feel free to go wild with the overall setup and such if you like.
Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner
Mom Lalonde and The Dolorosa are an excellent pairing, so let's let them FUCK! Is it a hook up, or are they married? Who tops? Any particular quirks they use to spice things up? All up to you!
Requested by: High_Spanxicutioner
After ascending to the throne of Alternia, Feferi has a lot of things to unpack and dismantle, and plenty more she needs to do some serious consideration on to see if they can be tweaked to provide good to the planet.
Some things she comes across aren't so much evil and sadistic as they are... unexpected, and strange. One such thing would be the fact that, unbeknownst to her and the vast majority of the rest of the planet's inhabitants, the Empress has an official concubine of sorts. Someone who lives down in a sub-basement in the dungeons, and who serves a single role; work the Empress over hard whenever she's feeling stressed and wants to unwind.It's a job that Feferi sees the merit of- after all, she is very stressed! So, either she goes and talks to the already extant concubine left over from Condy's rule, or she approaches one of her friends to see if they'd like the job. Your call!
AUs to include non-Alternian characters are a-okay here, of course.
Requested by: siggykuu
Mituna and Latula brings Kankri to a little night club to let him let loose and somewhere down the line his dick gets sucked by one or both of them and it's a grand ol time.
ok so i dont have recent proper refs of kankri but he's second tallest and mituna is the tallest, and i have body refs of them as well here: https://imgur.com/a/JOFdrHM
Requested by: siggykuu
Cronus looks at Kankri's ass a lot longer than normal and he wants to touch that butt, maybe fuck it? then realizes Kankri is also big in other areas too and decides he wants to have a ride.
(they can be troll or human, it's all up to you! I like Trans male Cronus but I'm not entirely picky on what you like, mostly I just want Kankri to make cronus nut cuz dick huge lol)
Requested by: siggykuu
Eridan and Kanaya's heat cycles sync up and Rose is all too happy for this and wants to help them out as best she can in these trying, sexy times.
( here's my headcanon's for them https://i.imgur.com/bQyfmHZ.png the quadrants aren't that important cuz honestly i just want rose to enjoy some good dickings by kanaya and eridan )
Requested by: ladysekhmetka
I would like a tasty Captor filled sandwich! Preferably, they're all in hearts with each other, but it's okay if the Solkat is a darker red and the Solrezi is a little pinker.
Would like to have some sensory deprivation and genital bondage, maybe some confusion about who's touching what.
Requested by: ladysekhmetka
Victorian Era humanstuck, with the couples acting as beards for each other. Appears as Aradan/Solfef to the casual observer, but in actuality, it's Erisol and Arafef. Eridan and Feferi are upper crust nobility, but Aradia and Sollux are lower in station who happened to get lucky. Maybe, the initial excuse why the ladies and the guys were spending so much time with each other because Aradia and Sollux were getting crash courses in etiquette and how to not embarrass their spouse in public, and now it's just expected that they spend so much time with each other.
Also, let's be honest and frank here, the Victorians were closet perverts. They had burlesque dancers, sex toys, crossdressing and a lot of BDSM. Here's an interesting article that goes into detail: http://www.tor.com/2012/10/05/four-victorian-kinks/
I am thinking things like intercural sex, outdoor sex, ropes, spanking, and clothing fetishes.
Requested by: ladysekhmetka
Porrim is a domme with a bevy of handsome/cute men willing to serve her. Preferred members of her harem are Cronus, Kankri, Karkat, Dave, and Equius, however, any of the guys are fair game (except the Makaras, no clown please)
I've got two sets of prompts that I would like to see explored.
1. pegging, body mods, human furniture
2. sexting, plugs (toys) under clothing, coming without being touched
Requested by: ladysekhmetka
I would like to see one of the male characters as a 'cam girl'. I'm leaning toward Eridan or Karkat, but anyone who is not a Strider would be okay also. The character is well known for having lots of stamina and multiple orgasms. Whether a fan buys it or the character does, a fucking machine is brought to a session one night, and it's a smashing success.
Requested by: The_Shame_Basement
(feel free to pick either eridan or sollux to go with dualscar; whoever you prefer!)
I want to see Dualscar going through some very intense teasing, edging, and denial at the hands of a feisty little bastard. Not just a few hours; I'm talking days or weeks straight of not being able to come. Maybe he secretly enjoys it, and is obeying Eridan/Sollux of his own accord; maybe they did something to him (e.g. hypnosis) to make him actually unable to nut? Up to you! Either way, he's gonna be edging for *very* extended periods, and I'd love to see the toll it takes on him; here are some potential ideas to focus on!
- Dual finding himself getting scarily distractible (and maybe scarily shameless about it) in public
- gooning kink; basically, Dual getting addicted to edging and steadily craving more, regardless of how it might affect his life!
- Dual's going fucking insane with it, and starts doing sex-related things he'd NEVER do otherwise; the specifics here are completely up to you! for example: sucking dick, wearing lingerie, getting off on degradation or obeying Sollux/Eridan, doing petplay/ageplay/whatever
Feel free to go real hard in any direction you want; my limits are gore/death, vore, bathroom/filth play/unclean themes, raceplay, and transphobia. Literally anything else is on the table (yes, even that!) Feel free to ask the mods for a mod chat if you're not sure about something and they'll check with me for you.
Requested by: The_Shame_Basement
pick one of the above characters, and give them some body and/or brain changes! the kink I'd like to explore here is TRANSFORMATION; the flavor, premise, etc. are all up to you and your preferences! aside from my limits (gore/death, vore, bathroom/filth play/unclean themes, raceplay, and transphobia), literally anything is on the table; here are some faves to get the ball rolling!
- animal-themed stuff (anything from subtle to full-on 'I'm a dog now'!)
- gender fuckery
- growth, expansion, weight gain, etc.
- xeno/eldritch/alien stuff
- changing partially or wholly into a different characterin general, I love focusing on the body horror aspects of things; I'd love for the character in question to be at least a little unsettled at first! It definitely does not have to go too hard in that direction though– and again, feel free to throw in other kinks as long as they're not on my limits list!
Requested by: The_Shame_Basement
pick 1 character from the list above; they are now a Christian priest, nun, etc.
pick a second character; they are now some kind of demon, pagan god, etc. that is so fucking hot and charismatic that Character #1 mistakes them for a manifestation of God and starts to worship them. oops!
I expect blasphemy, religion kink, and corruption are all things that would come up here, but the exact nature of the situation and outcome are up to you! maybe it actually turns out nice, and Chara #1 realizes the church was toxic anyway? maybe it goes into hardcore Bad End territory? all of it is gr8 by me! just please avoid my limits: gore/death, vore, bathroom/filth play/unclean themes, raceplay, and transphobiaextra points if you include any of the following kinks: lactation, hands-free/premature orgasm, transformation, or unrealistically large volumes of precum/cum/slick!
Requested by: The_Shame_Basement
Rose is a brothel-owner, witch, and generally smug purveyor of miscreancy and specialty sex experiences. and would you look at that! she has a new customer :)
who is it? you get to pick! select from any of the other folks above OR two other people that didn't fit on there: John or Sollux!
this person has some... esoteric desires that they are having trouble satisfying. for this, i would LOVE for you to use this as a "get me into something you're into" thing: pick anything you want that's not on my limits list (gore/death, vore, bathroom/filth play/unclean themes, raceplay, and transphobia)! as long as it's specific and off-the-beaten-path, i'm here for it!! (some ideas if you're stuck: humiliation, a fetish for a specific body part or body type, or hypnotism!)
so, naturally, rose picks out the ideal employee to satisfy this client's desires: it can be anyone else I tagged, OR Dirk, the Condesce, or Dualscarand then they have some weird sex with rose watching!! bonus points for embarrassed pervert Dog Dick Jade, small-dick Cronus or Signless, or the client ending up with permanent effects/consequences
Requested by: TheMockingCrows
I'd love some Mythology-stuck BroDave! Your choice for which Myth they'd be from, could even be entirely original take on it. One could be a God and the other could be human, they could both be Gods, the sky's the limit. I'd just like some down and dirty time with a side of "Fuck I love this guy so much".
Please no background DaveKat.
Requested by: TheMockingCrows
Y'know what I never see enough of? Vacillating JohnDaves. Gimme some multi-quadrant fuckery with these two. Deep romantic hearts, pitch black spades and soft pale diamonds after the ashen makeups. Bonus if the naughties happen while they're flipped spades and carries over to aftercare in another quadrant.
Please no background DaveKat.
Requested by: TheMockingCrows
I'm a sucker for these two together, especially if Dave's got a daddy kink even remotely as big as his praise kink. I'd love some intense romance backed with something to do with spirits or the spirit world, perhaps. Or vampires, even. Just something that would let them play against each other's strong and weak points and thrust them into an interesting situation (with eventual boning :3x).
Please no background DaveKat.
Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag
Dirk has a tendency to get stuck in his own head. Sometimes he finds it close to impossible to get himself out of it. It takes a lot of willpower and restraint. A lot of restraint he does not have. So Jake takes those restraints into his own hands, takes all the control Dirk does not have, and forces Dirk to relax.
It's bondage time! Jake ties Dirk up for a few hours, both keeping him aroused and keeping him relaxed and calm.
no non-con please but otherwise you have free reign. the tags are just suggestions if you have any other ideas for restraining and pleasuring Dirk feel free to mix it up!
Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag
Dave and Karkat live together. You know like two bros, hanging out, one wall apart because they're both struggling to come to terms with the different ways they go against the **"normal"** romantic attractions native to their own respective cultures.
But that doesn't stop them from having libidos nor does it stop the walls being thin.
Karkat is both embarrassed and curious about what that wet slapping sound is coming from Dave's room and Dave is equally so about the clicking insect noises and sounds of liquid hitting metal coming from Karkat's room. Not that either of them would bring it up.
Not when they themselves were taking care of certain urges at the time.
Unless?...
Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag
The game spits them out and strips them of their spritely traits all in one go. It tries to fit them back into player configurations, yet keeping them Davepeta, keeping them ARquius. It's weird having anatomy again, having real person feelings and urges and not just character traits. It's weird being fully themselves for the first time ever, wholly humantroll.
Davepata and ARquius are perfect for each other. They are both so different from everyone else and yet both understand the other wholly.
They just vibe. They fit together, all they ways they are the same and all they ways they differ just adding to them thriving with each other.
Not to mention the humantroll dickbulge combo they both have going on.
Requested by: BagtheBagisnotaBag
It's hard to tell when Sollux starts to go into one of his downward spirals. Sollux isn't the most self aware person and it's hard to keep track of one day to the next, catalogue any differences on action or mood, and notice the pattern. It's usually the people around him who notice first.
So it's a bit of a surprise when his boyfriend barges into his flat claiming they have a date night scheduled, fully decked out in his best and flashiest dress.
Eridan seems so excited to show himself off, to wave his looks and his money and his lovelife in the noses of the 'common people' (as he puts it) but Sollux is just...
Not up for it.
It doesn't take must convincing. He looks like shit. He feels like shit, he's been hunched over his computer desk in a daze for who knows how many days and he can feel it in every creaking joint. They end up curled up in bed together instead, Eridan kissing him soft and slow.
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OK this prompt got a bit away from me but the gist of the idea is that Sollux and Eridan have slow soft sex. Sollux hasn't been taking care of himself, eating, sleeping, or taking bathroom breaks. But he is too tired to get up, and anyway it's not like he isn't into the desperation of it. And Eridan is up for anything the kinky bastard.
though as always if you're not into the omo part or the genderqueer Eridan feel free to change anything! i just request no non-con
Requested by: LovelyNightsAlone
Just a nice scene with bottom eq getting railed by top Dirk. Can be a power bottom Dirk too if you want. Feel free to put whatever situation you want around it, like losing a bet, competition, being dared, drunk, whatever you think may work best. I'm pretty open to whatever prompt you want with these two
Requested by: LovelyNightsAlone
Just some good bleeding heart scenes. Can be heavy on violence, nsfw, any pairing (would prefer high blood if you go the nsfw route but tbh it would be hella nice to see some low blood rescue attempts cause who needs feelings anyway) just some good ol' fashion angsty fanfiction that depicts the horrors of being a war torn prisoner who watched their best friend die. ((I swear I'm not this dark in person I've just been really wanting a fic like this forever lmao))
Requested by: LovelyNightsAlone
Some secret meeting romance. A slight slice of life sort of thing, maybe some NSFW if you want, but really a Highblood sneaking out to see their rebel boyfriend without being caught and some dark hallways make outs. If you want to really murder me then have the Summoner captured and the GBH having to get info out of him. The more angsty the better lmao
Requested by: Cirrocumulusfloccus
John learns some self love
Trickster john?
Dream bubble john?
Alpha x beta john?
Timeline shenanigans?
Either was john gets to treat himselfWould prefer this to be light hearted
Requested by: Cirrocumulusfloccus
Johndave goes great with so many tropes
ABO? Body swap? Vampires? Werewolves? Sexpollen? Fuck or die? Hanahaki? First time?
Pick your fave!So long as it has a happy ending I am down.
Bottom john is bonus points!
No cheating or death in any prompt please!
Requested by: Cirrocumulusfloccus
Soft and romantic
These boys are made for soft and romantic!Or
Troll!stuck
Karkat is assigned the job of showing John the finer points of being a troll.
Simultaneous penetration? Yes please!
Requested by: Cirrocumulusfloccus
Terezi shows John the advantages of heightened senses caused by lack of sight.
Requested by: Rick_o_matic
feel free to be as plotty or non plotty as you like. I can vibe with both angst and story, and also just straight into the sexparty
- Slave fic, Kanaya owns Rose. Kanaya and Rose can also have sexual interactions with Karkat but that's less important
suggestions/things I'd like to see
- xeno
- body worship
- praise kink
- I'd like for rose to feel sexual pleasure, clitoral stimulation
- cfnf (clothed person naked person sexual experience)
- if you wanna include clothing aspect, that would be neat
- Kanaya having confused quadrant feelings for Rose, Rose having a 'giving in to the pleasure' moment - just some sort of Rosemary, fucked up feelings encouraged
- Slave sharing for fucking reasons. Gangbangs are cool, as well as sharing without Kanaya participating (fear on Rose's part encouraged)
- i'm not into violence, but I am into intimidation, fear, slave training, mild humiliation, and and angst
- Size difference, toys, drugging, emotional manipulation, multiple penetration
- creampie and cum inflation, maybe even breeding kink (trolls in heat)
Requested by: Rick_o_matic
feel free to be as plotty or non plotty as you like. I can vibe with both angst and story, and also just straight into the sexparty
- Medical Kink and slave fic (petplay)
suggestions/things I'd like to see
- xeno
- body worship
- praise kink
- undressing/cutting clothes/cfnf
- detached examination of Roxy's body by a troll doctor type (Kanaya)
- Drugged up Roxy, aware, senses heightened, unable to struggle
- forced orgasm, over stimulation, use of medical devices to examine the subject, sexual and body tests
- Objectification
- Size difference, body modification
- if you want, mild toilet kink is fine
- humiliation
- slave training
- her life as a fuck toy/fuck pet under The Condesce
- after care, a mix of rough sex and pity gentle sex, the Condesce can do whatever she likes with Roxy basically, Condy owns her and thinks she's a pretty pretty thing
- Body decoration
- creampie
- I'd like for roxy to feel sexual pleasure, clitoral stimulation
Requested by: Rick_o_matic
Can be AU, or your own idea where they can get together post canon, or an alt timeline
suggestions/things i'd like to see
- pale pitch vacillating is a favorite of mine
- hurt/comfort
- they're spicy and are sarcastic and rough around the edges with each other, but there's also an element of genuine care and love for each other
- Trans HCs are cool, for one or all, go nuts, wanna have some story focused around identity and shit? go for it if it strikes you
- maybe some co dependency, dealing with other shit that feeds into sexual need
- healing
- sad sex
- body worship, femdom
- reacquianting oneself with one's own body
- quietness, comforting sex (for relaxing, for peace)
- desperation sex
- you can have an element of fucked up ness too if you want but for this i'd like a happy ending, dream bubble ending, ghost ending, whatever route you go with this, go nuts
Requested by: Rick_o_matic
feel free to be as plotty or non plotty as you like. I can vibe with both angst and story, and also just straight into the sexparty
- Id like a red riding hood esque tale, you can put your own twists on it if you want!
Basically Bec is a big wolf creature beast who wants a mate, and thru fate or sacrifice or whatever circumstance, that ends up being Jade
Suggestions/things i'd like to see
- breeding, impregnation (multiple times if you want)
- shame, fear
- giving in to pleasure
- mating press
- nipple and clit stimulation
- knotting
- rough and gentle sex
- crying
- being trapped and unable to escape
- some aftercare
- creampie
- corruption of innocence
Requested by: Rick_o_matic
feel free to be as plotty or non plotty as you like. I can vibe with both angst and story, and also just straight into the sexparty
- Aradia and Feferi are supernatural/eldritch beings, and Sollux is an unfortunate soul
- I like the idea of Aradia and Feferi being great and big and hard to comprehend, and Sollux being a snippish down on his luck, desperate guy
- Did he summon them? Is this a cult sacrifice? Is Sollux really just that unfortunate and stumbles upon bored beings?Suggestions/things i'd like to see
- Tentacles
- Mindbreak
- Headfuckery, visions
- Sensory deprivation and overstimulation
- lots of fluids
- aphrodisiacs
- Either xeno so bulge n nook, or Trans afab sollux
- creampie
- humiliation
- Angst!
- Mixed feelings
- Feferi and Aradia still have great personalities (Ghost Aradia who is dry and funny and direct, and gentle, and a Feferi who is sweet and loving and fun but also disregards the autonomy of lesser beings cause she knows best (she's a great incomprehensible being after all:) ) ((they're also big monster GFs))
- Sollux fights all the way, they think its funny!
- Self hating sollux
- Feferi and Aradia try to wring every last drop of pleasure out of Sollux cause it's entertaining
- Somehow talk about Sollux glasses
Requested by: Rick_o_matic
Feel free to get plotty or be sex snippets instead
They care each other
Pale/pitch vacillating is a big fav of mine
Non/con play?
Sex for comfort
Sex as gentle release
Hurt/comfort
Lazy hang outs, falling asleep together
Lazy sex
Private lives, private people
Play on control (mostly bedroom stuff)
Requested by: Grubbutts
(This is Eridan/Jake/Gamzee but the tag with all 3 of them doesn't exist)
I absolutely love these three all together and I've been thinking about them a lot. I don't really have anything specific in mind but here's some ramblings of their dynamic I'm leaning towards.
Eridan/Jake/Gamzee: Redemption ot3, they all make each other better people!! Gamzee gives Jake the patience he needs to figure himself out, Jake CARES and he won't let Eridan get all huffy and murdery (even if he cries about it), Eridan helps with Gamzee's murderous rages.
They all smoke weed/slurp sopor and chill sometimes and cuddle puddle. Watch movies and talk big but never do anything. (drug use is optional)
Eridan Understanding Gamzee’s murderous rages and being in a better place to actually help him work through it, Jake’s not good at communicating under pressure but Eridan remains articulate enough to talk him down
Gamz never interrupting Jake when he struggles to speak or finish his thoughts, gives him space, Eridan being whip smart and like preening over Jake and Gamz both being impressed. Eridan letting Jake say his piece and figure out his boundaries.
Eridan getting murdery and Jake snapping and being like Hey NO and Eridan gets more riled up but Jake stands firm even though he cries bc he cares and Eridans like.... oh no..... im sorry
These boys deserve so much love!!
Do what's most fun for you to make!
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Hard No's:
Anything involving past original Homestuck (epilogues, pq, hs2, etc.)
Adultery/infidelity, Brain & Eye gore, Feminization, Genital mutilation, Irrecoverable amnesia, Nipple Penetration, Prolapses, Thinking about someone else while in a relationship (mental infidelity?), Permanent death, Public stuff, Charas being x-phobic**PLEASE ASK before putting any specific trans/sexuality/queer identities**
If you are unsure about anything, please ask. Thank you
Requested by: Grubbutts
Hal is an AI gone rogue of sorts, maybe taking over the world, maybe absorbing the alpha kids into his programming. In either case, he puts the four of them through difficult challenges and struggles. But they can definitely die, hurt themselves, hurt others, do things they wouldn't normally do. Extreme as hell. Maybe he says he hates humans, but he struggles to differentiate between hate and love.
The catch is-- no one can die-die. Godtier makes sure of that.
They're all toys to Hal. But maybe he gets a redemption arc? Maybe they help him understand What Love Is. Love me that trope. Same as last prompt, I would prefer that throughout their struggles, they all really really care for each other a lot. Maybe even for Hal too? Could get real codependent up in here :3
(I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream, Saw movies, Cube movies, Circle, are all good media examples that could potentially play into this.)
Do what's most fun for you to make!
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Hard No's:
Anything involving past original Homestuck (epilogues, pq, hs2, etc.)
Adultery/infidelity, Brain & Eye gore, Feminization, Genital mutilation, Irrecoverable amnesia, Nipple Penetration, Prolapses, Thinking about someone else while in a relationship (mental infidelity?), Permanent death, Public stuff, Charas being x-phobic**PLEASE ASK before putting any specific trans/sexuality/queer identities**
if you are unsure about anything, please ask
thank you
Requested by: Grubbutts
Man I just love some soft boys. They like to have some fuckin fun and do shit and also relax, take a day off. SUPER fluffy and loving and I love them so much *sobsob*. Cuddles and going on vacation, maybe spending a weekend together somewhere. Bed and Breakfast and Camping. Casual nudity, maybe in the woods, touching penis's. I want them to be soft and intimate and loving and goofy and and aaaaaaaaaaaaaa Himbos being himbos, together~
Do what's most fun for you to make!
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Hard No's:
Anything involving past original Homestuck (epilogues, pq, hs2, etc.)
Adultery/infidelity, Brain & Eye gore, Feminization, Genital mutilation, Irrecoverable amnesia, Nipple Penetration, Prolapses, Thinking about someone else while in a relationship (mental infidelity?), Permanent death, Public stuff, Charas being x-phobic**PLEASE ASK before putting any specific trans/sexuality/queer identities**
if you are unsure about anything, please ask
thank you
Requested by: Grubbutts
Rose has communed with the forces of all thing eldritch perhaps a little too much and a little too often. Enough to practically become an eldritch abomination herself.
But oh, she loves Karkat. They'll have such beautiful brood together. They'll "save" the universe and all universes after.
Karkat could be opposed to this at first (I'm personally a BIG FAN of "noncon to fuckyescon"), worship her, love her so much that he'll suck it up and do it for her, maybe become a monster himself? Maybe he's getting worried about her and checks up on her regularly until she snaps or she's ready to go hog wild. Maybe he can tame her? They just love each other so much in the end, big emphasis on an emotionally happy ending. I'd please prefer that neither of them permanently die.
(Lovecraft and r/imsorryjon are great media examples that could play well into this)
Do what's most fun for you to make!
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Hard No's:
Anything involving past original Homestuck (epilogues, pq, hs2, etc.)
Adultery/infidelity, Brain & Eye gore, Feminization, Genital mutilation, Irrecoverable amnesia, Nipple Penetration, Prolapses, Thinking about someone else while in a relationship (mental infidelity?), Permanent death, Public stuff, Charas being x-phobic**PLEASE ASK before putting any specific trans/sexuality/queer identities**
if you are unsure about anything, please ask
thank you
Requested by: Grubbutts
Universal JakeFef AU where they try to take stuff over for the better. Pinky and the Brainesque. Feferi is ambitious as fuck and Jake's always down for an adventure!! (Also has a hard time saying no to her lol). Jake is often her bodyguard/frontman/ VP/ number 2/himbo/bf/protector/sidekick/etc. This could work for a lot of different AU's and such in different ways, but all in all, I'm hoping for something overall fluffy.
Some examples I'm thinking of you do not have to stick to just these):
High School AU where maybe Feferi is the president of a club and Jake is her loyal sidekick, together they try to change the school and subvert the oppressive teachers by doing a whole bunch of dumb shit (or something relatively benign like that). Could work for any school AU, coffee shop, pet store, movie theater, etc.Royalty AU (I'm very picky about this one, I'd very much prefer Feferi as a princess and Jake as her knight) where Feferi is in over her head, perhaps bordering on tyrannical but she believes she's doing it for the good of the people. Jake decides to stop her from herself in his big loving and caring way (it's sex-- he fucks her real good and gives her so many smooches).
Magic AU where Feferi is a witch and Jake is her familiar (he can be human, a shapeshifter of some sort, android, anthro). She makes potions and spells like medicine and the like, and also maybe a few dubious things? For the betterment of people ofc. This could swing either way, where Feferi truly does her best to help people and they do, or Feferi is in over her head and Jake stops her from going too far. I'm personally a fan of magic and sci-fi mixing together like magic powered robots or enhanced cybernetics. Something spicy like that.
AU's I absolutely LOVE that could work for this:
School (elementary/high/college), Coffee Shop, Pet Store, Mall, Sci-Fi, Cyberpunk, Cops & Robbers, Royalty (Princess Feferi and Knight Jake), Non-Game, Magic (sci-fi, modern day)AU's I would not prefer:
Fantasy, Fae, Canon-AU, Troll Ships and the like, Medieval (only exception being medieval royalty: see above)I don't have a specific preference for top/bottom, but if you decide to go the Sex route (you don't have to!) a few things I have in mind for them--
If Feferi Tops:
Pegging our boy Jake in his voluptuous himbo ass into next week. Holding him close and letting her take care of him all sweet (and maybe a lil rough). Jake is pretty much putty in her hands.If Jake Tops:
He's trying to stop her from herself. Potentially dub-con? More rough than Fef topping. But in a way that Jake can easily convince her with the right pressure points. Fucks her hard, slow, deep. Loving on her and making her forget what plans she ever had in the first place. Only Jake now.Some kinks that could play into it:
Daddy/Mommy kink, collars, impregnation/breeding (nothing accidental or unwanted please!), bondage, lots of sweet sweet aftercare and cuddlingDo what's most fun for you to make!
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Hard No's:
Anything involving past original Homestuck (epilogues, pq, hs2, etc.)
Adultery/infidelity, Brain & Eye gore, Feminization, Genital mutilation, Irrecoverable amnesia, Nipple Penetration, Prolapses, Thinking about someone else while in a relationship (mental infidelity?), Permanent death, Public stuff, Charas being x-phobic**PLEASE ASK before putting any specific trans/sexuality/queer identities**
if you are unsure about anything, please ask
thank you
Requested by: Grubbutts
Idk all of these different ships together and on their own is an absolute FAV. Especially one's with Bro and/or Dad. I love my old mens and also dingus boys! I'd like for all 4 of them to be together but I do love scenes/vignettes/arts of them paired off too (John/Dave is included but there weren't enough ship tags) I just love them lots!!
Some ideas off the dome:
Dad and Bro equally matched in strength in a strife. Bro teaching him the ways of hooliganry and Dad showing how to be An Adult.
Dad and Dave where Dad gets Dave a nice suit, treats him real nice and takes care of him.
Bro and John getting into all sorts of high-jinks and bafoonary.
John and Dave classic pepsicola boys
Dad and John being wholesome Egberts and loving on each other.
Bro and Dave being so fucking stupid and cute together.
Meeting each other irl and everyone is like "oh no they're hot"
Sugar Daddy Dad
Dad showing all the boys how to be Gentlemen
The boys making Dad fall apart and lose his cool
John and Dave seducing Bro and Dad
They're all just!! So good!!
Do what's most fun for you to make!
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Hard No's:
Anything involving past original Homestuck (epilogues, pq, hs2, etc.)
Adultery/infidelity, Brain & Eye gore, Feminization, Genital mutilation, Irrecoverable amnesia, Nipple Penetration, Prolapses, Thinking about someone else while in a relationship (mental infidelity?), Permanent death, Public stuff, Charas being x-phobic**PLEASE ASK before putting any specific trans/sexuality/queer identities**
if you are unsure about anything, please ask
thank you
Requested by: TTMIYH
I just want to see something with parasites - you know, the gross, squirmy kind that takes over people's brains and make them obsessed with infecting other people. You're free to apply any sort of bend to this that you like, setting, whatever. It could be a big sluggy thing that goes up orifices and turns people into brainless puppets, or something more microscopic that turns people into outwardly human-acting drones subversively working against everyone else, or anywhere along the various axii of free will, intelligence, form, and so on.
Specifically, I would like it if it ended, well, badly, at least from our outward perspective as observers who probably enjoy not being infected by mind-controlling parasites - either some kind of Bolivian Army Ending where there are uninfected individuals put in an ambiguous situation where there's no reasonable way to escape it, OR straight up ending with Everyone Getting Infected™.
Even though "any characters" are listed, I'm not interested in carapacians, felt, etc. - just the humans and trolls, please!
Requested by: TTMIYH
Light Novel Title: I'm A Polite Vampire And I Can't Believe My Human Girlfriend Is A Murderous Yandere!!!?
Viewpoint from Rose's POV, please!
Rose is very, very interested in the macabre, the dark, and things that go bump in the night. When she discovers that the polite lady she went on a date with is probably a vampire (after having a blanked out memory and waking up in her apartment with a bandaid on her neck), she goes through some pretty insane lengths to get Kanaya's attention and affection. Violent and dangerous and honestly very stupid lengths, possibly involving self-violence if that's a thing you're comfortable with. On one hand, Kanaya is flattered and it's nice to have a consistent meal, but on the other hand, holy shit, what the fuck? Who does that?
If you make it long enough to fit a substantial plot in, I'd love a scene where some kind of hunter or someone else close to Rose thinks they are rescuing Rose from an evil Vampiress, but Rose completely turns the tables on them after tricking them into letting their guard down - it's just a specific mental image that's been percolating strongly in my head, but you're free to ignore it should you so desire.
To specify further, I'd not like this to get gory on Rose or Kanaya's part, mostly just bloody, but if it's a character that isn't one of those two and you want to get gory, as the saying goes, go crazy, go stupid. Also, while Kanaya may feel a little iffy about things, I'd like it if ultimately all of Rose's fucked up actions end up working and they totally become the city's hippest lesbian vampire and her murderous yandere girlfriend couple.
Requested by: TTMIYH
It's that one ant-man commercial with the guys clapping and going "ants" but replace ants with tricksters.
The more fucked up the better but keep any gore candy gore, if you go that way. Everyone has fun! If they're tricksters. Serial recruitment adored but not necessary. Just humans or trolls, please!
Requested by: nachttour
For Epilogue readers (Meat):
John. Terezi. A car. An expanse of absolutely nothing. The summation of everything that was fought for… which ultimately ends in… what?
This is the setting for some really interesting car-sex! Consider this situation and the mood/feelings of the people involved. What it looked like for John to go and Be Relevant, and what Terezi was dealing with.
If you want to consider June Egbert in the mix of all of these other things, I wouldn’t be mad.
As a reader I like a mix of the profound along with the absurd. I appreciate when things are both sad, but also necessary.
Maybe they didn’t die. Maybe they are dying but that is something that they can do together? Who knows.
Requested by: nachttour
Marvus stands at an interesting intersection of knowledge, power, and helplessness. It might be interesting to let him meet a Gamzee or one of the humans of the writer's choice. He seems the sort to play and want to put on a show and please.
Let your mind go wherever it wants.
Requested by: nachttour
Let Dave lean into everything that is wrong with him and everything that he has tried to hide. Let the mix of fear and taxidermy and hypervigilance turn into sex that is scary. Sex that has pins around (or in, your call) a lover's fingers, that has questionable substances put in one of three bottles of apple juice and put on the shelf to see what happens. A love that isn't love, and instead is obsession and the need to see inside of someone else -- to control what they are and do so that he will be Safe.
Requested by: nachttour
Lean into the kids' godhood please and thank you. Take a couple of your choice and really think hard about what embodying Time, Space, Breath or Light really means and how that translates into a physical reality. You can go with endgame pairings or whatever makes your heart happy :) Chase your bliss while writing about supernatural sex for me.
I love poly that is thoughtful, really into femdom, I like edging, characters getting pushed to the point of safewording but then being lovingly seen to and respected, I like genderfuck, oviposition, pre-negotiated mind control/sex pollen, and if you want to throw heats or something like that in there? Not gonna hate it :D
Things that challenge the integrity of the body or push the couples interest me.
What interests me about this prompt is the possibility for things to get (weird) around the kids. Surreal is fun!
Requested by: DeviousCreator
Vriska, after getting fed up with Rose's "8ullshit," decides she'd be much better as a sex slave. She seduces Rose, and makes her into a drone with one purpose: servicing Vriska.
Please make them trans girls, just, whatever configuration you'd like :3 and please, give me so, so much bulge worship and scent/marking. Rose is *her* fuck slave, Vriska should make that as clear as possible.
Requested by: DeviousCreator
June comes out to the girls, and, rather than just being supportive, they forcefemme her and fuck her until she can't think right. Bonus points for spitroasting, humiliation, and trans girls/femme enbies with big dicks/bulges destroying June.
Requested by: DeviousCreator
Karkat, consensually or not, gets transformed from a troll boy to a (human or troll) girl by the power of Rose's Grimdark Majykks, and gets pumped full of Eldritch eggs. Bonus points for those eggs then hatching and visceral descriptions of them slithering out of her
Requested by: DeviousCreator
Jade returns from a trip to space, but this time, she's looking a little different. Dave is concerned about her, so of course he's the first to confront her about her strange behaviour. Little does he know, she's been corrupted by the dark, unknowable forces of the Eldritch beyond. She's also rebuilt her Jadebot, which she controls freely.
The two Jades team up on Dave, fucking him until he can't think anymore. Spitroasting, both holes, all the different ways they can make use of his body, they do, until finally, grimbark! Jade finishes by knocking him up.
Dave is unsure whether he's okay with this, mostly because he can't tell if it's really Jade?
Jade can be either dog dick Jade or human dick trans girl Jade, either works, but her being a trans girl either way is essential.
Additional bondage/domination kinks are welcome, though nothing crazy like vore.
Requested by: DeviousCreator
The Lalonde sisters find themselves kidnapped by two beautiful vampire-like aliens. They transport them to their underground hideout, a beautiful, cystal-lit cavern, where they are trapped.
They are bred, filled with the eggs of the aliens, forced to pleasure each other for the aliens enjoyment, and fed on.
Optionals: suspension (preferably by organic means), any characters being trans (yes, anal oviposition is good with me)
Requested by: DeviousCreator
Snowman and Slick have always had a contentious relationship. When Spades wakes up tied to a cold operating table with Snowman above him, a number of torture instruments off to the side, he realizes just what he's gotten himself into.
Gratuitous descriptions of carapacian genitals welcome, and make them as weird as you want. Only real requirement is that Snowman tortures the hell out of Slick, and he gets off at least once to it.
One thing, if you can fit it in, I'd love, is for Snowman to pierce Slick and adorn him with jewelry that marks him as hers.
Requested by: butthulu
Superhero AU!!! Three options, split across two categories:
Both heroes:
1: Bro and John are rival heroes- that is, John thinks they're rivals, while Bro is like "kid, you're like, fourteen, what are you *doing.*"One villain, one hero:
2: Bro is a villain and John is a teenage hero that's devoted himself to tracking down this "heinous criminal!" totally not because he's recently had his gaywakening because of Bro's hot pecs. The worst Bro has done is rob some banks.3: John(adult John) is a villain and Bro is a hero. John has ACTUALLY done some Bad Shit- the stakes are high, but the sexual tension is higher. (This is the reason I included the "No Archive Warnings" selection; this is the only one that doesn't have some kind of underage involved. I felt like I should clarify.)
Requested by: butthulu
Hal chases Dirk down and wraps him up in nonconsentacles! Except they're just roleplaying.
I'd like it if they did some electrostim and some painplay and/or cutting with the tips of Hal's robo tentacles- they're sharp, and Dirk likes it. Aftercare would be nice, too. Maybe some cuddles/bandaging up(if you decide to do the cutting route for painplay)!
Requested by: butthulu
Looking for some lovey dovey Windicuffs!
John and Jake are both oblivious to the other person hitting on them, until someone points it out to the both of them. John decides to try and take Jake out on a date, and Jake goes straight for the rose petals and mood lighting. Up to you if they go on a date first or fuck right away!
((NO HS2/Epilogues related content please))
Requested by: Kessper
Sometimes a man just has to ruin a really good, really expensive suit. Sorry designer slacks, he had to do it to them.
AKA whether he's indulging in a kink, lost a bet got caught sort or some 'this is so craxy is doesn't even happen in the movies' combination of all of the above, Alpha Dave gets desperate and holds until he pisses his very expensive suit pants. And then he gets off to it. I would prefer a solo work, with him taking a trip down to the lonely island, but am not opposed to another character being involved so long as it's not Alpha Rose, a transgirl John or masculine, nonbinary Roxy because that's something which makes me personally uncomfortable.
Requested by: Kessper
Sometimes the only sane option is to fuck the recursive self-loathing and inability to tolerate his splinters/himself out of himself.
IE: Dirk, somehow, tracks down a alternate version of himself. Not Bro, Hal or any of his splinters, but another him, an exact duplicate. How this comes about can be anything, Time shenanigans, Heart shenanigans, Hope shenanigans, all of the above, none of them, whatever. However he does it, he does it and proceeds to, very literally, fuck himself.
As Dirk is trying to help himself here, albeit in one of the most backasswards way imaginable, I want to keep the sexual stuff fully consensual which, yes, includes both Dirks being over 18.
Requested by: Kessper
Pitch, black, kismessitude, hate fucking, spades, however you want to say it. John Egbert and Terezi do the horizontal tango. I would like for any sex to be consensual, preference for tentabulge/nook headcanon for trolls, can be epilogue compliant, post game AU or an total AU but please, no transgirl John. Other trans headcanons are acceptable though.
For kinks, the only hard nos are, feet, bestiality/zoophila, non/dubcon, and *cheating/adultery
Some favorites include bondage, impact play, sensory deprivation, rough sex- biting, marking, scratching, etc, dom/sub dynamics and BDSM as a whole. If included, either character can be the top and/or dom, and it doesn't have to be a one to one. Power bottoms, service tops, verses, etc it's all good. I love the power struggle of these two biting, clawing and snarking at one another for whatever position they want too, but that isn't required, of course.*Cheating/Adultery is fine if it's fake AKA part of their kink play, but no as part of the plot, they're not cheating on anyone or being cheated on.
Requested by: Lizardlicks
Trolls get BIG. Dave started dating one or more of the above trolls when they were more proportionately human sized and now he's traded that model in for a whole ass mountain lion. Would love emphasis on the ways in which trolls are Scary Motherfuckers, Dave feeling like he's living in the same house as very large apex predators that could disembowel him without a moments thought, and being both intimidated and aroused by this fact.
No epilogue/HS^2 for this one, would prefer the filler's own take on a mixed species human/troll AU, or leave it in the meteor pre GO and retJohn.
Requested by: Lizardlicks
Alternian Rebellion AU? Candy epilogue?
Whatever the set up, Karkat is a bad ass rebel leader who has a clandestine meeting with an informant at a bar run by a secret rebel sympathizer. When he arrives he's shocked to learn the bar owner is a very familiar face he hasn't seen in a loooong time. Whether Eridan is the informant or just hosting them in a backroom is not important. What is important is that he and Karkat get to reminiscing once business is taken care of, and that leads to quiet confessions of old flames which leads them to finding comfort in each other in Eridan's bedroom over the bar.
I just want tired, jaded boys rediscovering a place they feel safe and relaxed in, and taking their time to explore and figure out what makes them both feel good.
Requested by: Lizardlicks
Space station? First contact? On vacation to an exotic planet?
Trolls just aren't a common, everyday thing back where Dirk is from. Not a lot of humans speak their language fluently yet, and humans... well we sure have a lot of our own languages and all of those have different dialects, so good luck getting a troll that knows what the heck it is you're saying. Dirk had a spat with his AI and now he's refusing to use Hal's translation protocols out of sheer spite and stubborn pride. He's confident in his ability to get around with some basic Alternian Common and a phrase dictionary. A string of translation errors and some accidental flirting lead to a troll's "pailing room" and only then does Dirk think maybe he's bitten off more than he can chew.
Would love to see him trying to spin it as "totally meant to do that" both to himself when he's in the moment, and later to his friends when he's recounting how events unfolded, even when him and Hal both very much knows he didn't. Also Dirk being overwhelmed by surprise!xeno sexy times is absolutely A+.
Requested by: Lizardlicks
This is the shameless egg prompt.
Eridan loves his mates so very much and he wants to help carry on their legacy, no matter what happens to them. IE he wants to get stuffed with slurry until he's too full to move so he can have a fertile clutch. Mix and match any of the trolls above. They might take some convincing, or they might be onboard with it from the start (or mixed attitudes across the board) but they eventually come around when they see how important this is for Eridan.
Requested by: Lizardlicks
Porrim meets Cronus Ampora at a club. She's not usually into guys like him; all flash and no substance, usually don't live up to their own hype in the bedroom. But she can't take her eyes off of him. He's almost mesmerizing. Coiffed do, too-tight t-shirt, jeans that leave little to the imagination. Eyes that beckon. Lips that beg to be kissed and bitten until they're flushed.....
It's only when she gets him alone does Porrim learn the little red horns aren't so metaphorical.
I love a Porrim that's in charge, not even learning that her potential partner is a demon throws her off her game for very long. She's down to play and likes it rough, giving as well as getting. Cronus of course is in it for a meal but the more interesting, the better and more sustaining it is. Maybe he just can't help coming back for seconds.... Or thirds.
Requested by: Lizardlicks
Cronus gets spit roasted. That's it, that's the whole prompt.
Okay that's not the whole prompt. Dancestors are listed but I will definitely take their Alternian counterparts (Hotshot Cronus getting school by someone older, more experienced and confident? Hell yes plz). If you go a humanstuck route transmasc Cronus is my peanut butter and grape jam. No bad ends, this is all safe and consensual sexy times. Just make sure Cronus gets fucked into a barely coherent puddle of sexed up goo.
Requested by: Mirradin
John Egbert is part of the heroic resistance fighting against an evil oppressor. Finally the resistance breaks into the enemy's stronghold and overthrows them, and rescues two of the enemy's prisoners, Karkat and Terezi.
Unbeknownst to John, Karkat and Terezi were being kept as sex slaves, and hey, he took them away from their previous owners, that means they belong to him now, right? They’d better keep him happy with them, and what better way than by seducing him?
I would love to see some complicated emotions here! Also a lot of physical pleasure, and if John goes down on one or both of them I would be delighted. I don't mind if John finds out it was survival sex or lives in happy ignorance, but if he does find out, I'd prefer it was after the sex is done.
I don't have any particular preferences on who gets used as the villain here! It can be canon characters or OCs, whichever.
Squicks: Scat/vomit/watersports, degrading language, mutilation.
Requested by: Mirradin
Rape as judicial punishment. Nepeta has been found guilty of a crime, and her punishment is to be raped by Darkleer. Equius patches her up afterwards.
I'd like it if Darkleer made an effort to keep things impersonal or non-violent!
Requested by: Mirradin
I love the way these three play off each other.
A few things I would love to see:
Rose/Sollux D/s (normal world or BDSM AU as you please) with Rose topping. I love it when Sollux finds relief in giving up control, even if he gripes about it.
Rose/Feferi playful D/s where Rose’s plans keep getting cheerfully tripped up by Feferi.
Rose/Feferi/Sollux: Rose enlists one of her subs to help her give the other one a good time.
Petstuck! Maybe Rose has a breeding pair of trolls? Slurry retention is A+, especially if it causes nice dreamy feelings.
Sollux as Feferi’s concubine, complete with fancy outfits. Or, for that matter, hemoswap with Feferi as Sollux’s concubine!
Likes: Bondage, sensory deprivation, gags, multiple orgasms, overstimulation, fingering (oral and genital), pussy spanking.
Squicks: Scat/vomit/watersports, violence. For these pairings I’d prefer no noncon, but I’m very happy with power imbalances ranging from fully consensual to dubcon.
Requested by: Mirradin
Being mind-controlled by the Condesce leaves scars! Jane doesn’t want it to happen again, do she enlists Vriska to help her build up resistance...and the best way to practice keeping up a shield is to do it while distracted. Sexily distracted.
Vriska telepathically toying with Jane’s arousal levels is very, very welcome.
Squicks: Scat/vomit/watersports, violence, noncon.
Requested by: Mirradin
Alternian uprising! The lowbloods revolt, overthrow the drones, and drag the Heiress out into the street for some good old-fashioned erotic justice.
The rebels involved can be canon characters or OCs, I don’t mind either way! I also don’t mind if a few other highbloods get stripped off alongside Feferi. ;)
Squicks: Scat/vomit/watersports, mutilation, character death, Feferi being broken by the experience. I’m fine with some violence but no broken bones or serious injuries please!
Requested by: PhePhePhe
Despite being obsessed with horrors of the depths, and living in a house over a river, Rose never learned how to swim.
In her defence, she did grow up in the middle of fucking nowhere - The Woods.
Not many chances to learn to swim in The Woods; except in a very inelegant pond, but that just won't do.
A road diverges - this can be cutesy or not at all. Is Rose suddenly in a bit of a conundrum, and - oh!, where are those bubbles coming from, pray tell? - or; is she using some of that dream bubbletime to catch some waves.
Personally, I prefer the not cutesy at all route. Doesn't Feferi have all those teeth for a reason?
Requested by: PhePhePhe
Roxy Lalonde is an extremely eligible bachelorette, with an unfortunately busy lifestyle that doesn't leave much time for macking on equally eligible bachelor/ettes.
1. Pesterchum only. I am just starved for content and will take any conversation at all.
2. Earth was super doomed, just not in the way you thought. Cliche, dystopian, my capitalist nightmare assigned me a chatbot when I started x task (went to university? got a job?) and - wait, is my chatbot in love with me? Was this even my chatbot in the first place, or did some cyber-lad hijack this connection?
Requested by: PhePhePhe
Shamelessly stolen prompt:
Rose, who lives on the barest of means, who speaks gibberish sometimes and who once stuck her fingers in a fire and pulled them out glowing red and next time her fingers were seen they were fine but for faint circles that look like they were left by tentacles? But that’s dumb, there’s not an ocean for miles-
morningthief
Can we just pretend it’s not completely embarrassing how much I love Rose going grimdark in non-Sburb situations?Like seriously, why aren’t there more stories with Rose puking up tentacles and slick black bile in shitty apartments and trying to hide the way her hands shake, how she can’t even speak anymore without gritting her teeth every other word, until she really can’t go out at all only Eridan totally notices how she can’t even speak anymore without gritting her teeth every other word, like there’s something that keeps trying to escape and she has to try so hard to hold it in, and yeah, this dark magic business is bullshit but her moirail isn’t doing shit and someone has to step in so I mean, until her trawling though old bookshops looking for a “cure” somehow leads to her teaming up with this offensively hot computer nerd who’s got like two months until his brain explodes wow, all my ships are just kind of embarrassing, huh?
Sollux is a staunch-nonbeliever but for the gnawing voices of the soon-to-be-deceased, but that can be chalked up to bipolar tendencies, right? No, it can’t, and he knows that but whatever, he’s got shit to do and this Lalonde girl his a huge headache bigger than his existence and it’s not like she’s attractive or anything
Requested by: PhePhePhe
Not related at all, please. In this setting, the only thing I ask is that they are really, definitely not blood relations.
Rose has to go to a book pitching session. Dave has to go to a script pitching session.
Both of these things happen in CorporateCorp Inc head office.
Shenanigans mean they end up in the same room, and begin pitching to each other. Shenanigans continue.
This can go light and humorous, or darker; their meeting was actually planned by certain powers that be. The stead tick to the end of the world has begun.
Requested by: PhePhePhe
"I've left the planet on Her Imperial Condescension's war fleet and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."
Just been forcibly enrolled Terezi and Vriska are on the same ship, and this was not part of the plan. All junior recruits get half a sweep worth of general training before being placed on their career track (legislacerator or bust, for Terezi).
There she is, in the mess hall, all teeth and hair and you hate her as you always hated her.
Requested by: strititty
So one of them (Dave or Rose) is a high school student (15, 16) and one of them is a high school teacher--at least a decade older or 30s or 40s, it's all good.
If Dave's the teacher he's probably like a music teacher or an art teacher, whereas Rose is more of an English teacher, amirite? Either way, I can't see Dave as anything but a sub most of the time, so if you like Rose being a cougar, go for teacher Rose, and if you like it when the younger person holds a lot more of the power, go for student Rose! Maybe Rose wants her first time to be with her hot, dorky teacher and she's willing to apply pressure to get that. Maybe Dave's an awkward virgin out here vibing when suddenly his lit teacher's all up on him. Whatever floats your boat.
I like the sense of wrongness that comes with an age difference and maybe some token protests, but HONESTLY they both want it bad. Feel free to slap in any of the awkwardness that comes with a first time if you like!
Requested by: strititty
One of those aus where Dirk is living with his Hollywood bigshot brother Dave, who's so busy he's gone most of the time, and Hal and Dirk have their issues. Big, big identity issues, because of course Hal's still an AI and god, what sort of fucker would make Hal for no good reason?
Basically I want Dave and Dirk and a bodiless AI Hal navigating their sort of weird relationship. Dirk and Dave started fucking when Dirk was 15 with much guilt but also 'oh god this is so hot' from Dave's end and Hal's there on the edge, unable to touch but falling in love with his big brother just as much as Dirk has. He gets brought into the fold late, but I am fond of happy endings, so! Some angst, some of Hal's voyeurism, some getting together?
Requested by: strititty
Catch me with that striderpile lmao. This one's pretty straight forward. Transboy Dave gets fucked by his brothers. A lot. They can degrade him or treat him sweet or whatever, but he's just the subbiest little fucker.
He can be at actual risk of pregnancy or not, whatever makes you more comfortable! Just no condoms. Goin for that real cum dumpster vibe. Could be dubcon if you want! Gosh!!
Requested by: strititty
Not enough fics where Davesprite lays eggs, and definitely not enough Davesprite/Karkat fics! They could talk about past Davekat feelings if you want something more emotional, or Karkat could just walk in on Davesprite having issues. Tried and true! A classic!
Davesprite in heat and a little bit of dubcon would also be kind of hot?
Requested by: Overandout
Some soft Dirk/Dave. Can be smut. No bad end. No post-canon content or confirmations (can be on Earth C, just not post-canon earth c). Can be angst-adjacent, like dealing with Dirk's guilt over Bro or just general Dirk badfeels, but ultimately it being about comfort.
Requested by: Overandout
Hal can take Dirk apart like no one else can. Maybe he's a little mean about it, but it comes from a good place. He makes Dirk take care of himself, maybe Dirk finally made him an android body. Hal pushes Dirk emotionally until Dirk breaks down and maybe they cuddle or fuck about it. Or Hal pushes Dirk sexually in a dom/brat scenario until Dirk gives up control.
Ultimately, even Hal is a little harsh, he loves Dirk and it's a cathartic experience for Dirk. Dirk needs nice things and Hal will make sure he gets them, even when he doesn't want them.
No post canon content or confirmations.
Requested by: Overandout
Karkat is good at calling out people's bullshit and Dirk has a lot of bullshit to be called out. Maybe Dirk starts calling his bullshit out right back. They both love their friends, think they're the reason everything went wrong, believe they're no longer fit to be a leader. They could do with some talks. Can be smut. Can be them mutually pining while calling out bullshit or sudden chemistry while calling out bullshit (as long as they end up together). No cucking Dave (Karkat and Dave can be poly or broken up (no serious angst) or just friends). Ultimately just want good feels for Dirk even if Karkat has to wrestle it out of them.
No post canon content or confirmations.
Requested by: Overandout
Dirk and his beta self have a talk. Neither of them enjoy it, but they both know it needs to happen. Can be in dream bubbles that still exist on Earth C or can be dead brought back to life on Earth C. In this, Bro was shitty but not intentionally abusive, just wrestling dealing with Lil Cal and raising himself (maybe reference to foster family?) and knowing he needed to prepare Dave but not having anyone to help him figure out what to do. Maybe they fuck about it.
No post-canon content or confirmations.
Requested by: Overandout
John and Dirk both try to isolate on Earth C, but they get forced to spend time together. Maybe their friends force them or maybe one of them realizes it's not healthy and make sure they both have company. Maybe they talk about their feelings, about John and Roxy being from a different timeline, about Dirk's weird feelings of guilt and admiration for Dave (would also be fine if there is dirk/dave mention). Maybe they just end up fucking because neither of them feel up to talking. Maybe both.
No post canon content or confirmations.
Requested by: Overandout
Vriska and Dirk talk about what it means to be a hero, and if the ends justify the means. Can be romantic or platonic (they can bone about it). Maybe they're resistant to talk but it's been pointed out they have a lot in common or they just happen to be the only two in the same place at the same time. Maybe Vriska seeks out Dave's "cooler" brother to rag on him, but it turns into something else.
No post-canon content or confirmations.
Requested by: LPSunnyBunny
Anything sweet and soft with Dave being pampered and taken care of by the Egbert family, feminization is strong bonus but not required. Daddy kink a must.
Transmasc Dave headcannons OK!
Requested by: LPSunnyBunny
Eridan gets dragged to a rave by a friend but gets ditched in the crowd. He hangs out on the edges until Bro approaches him with a drink. Bro drugs Eridan and fucks him dry against the wall, not caring if other people see or if Eridan gets off on it.
(Bonus points for Bro leaving his number with Eridan and Eridan calls him the next morning to get fucked again.)
Requested by: LPSunnyBunny
Moon Kingdom prince Dirk and Sun Kingdom prince John are arranged to be married to continue the lasting peace between the two kingdoms, generations old. They are to meet for the first time at a festival where they are to be blindfolded and find each other through in a dance through the shared magic of the kingdoms guiding them together.
Dirk, understandably, is a bit nervous about this. He knows what to expect- the last married couple left journals about how they just knew through the magic, but Dirk is expecting that he'll mess it up for being... well, himself. What he doesn't expect is the Sun Prince to just show up outside his window, having sneaked into the Moon Kingdom on impulse to meet his husband-to-be.
Transmasc Dirk Headcannons OK, setting preferred to be a fantasy medieval type world
Requested by: LPSunnyBunny
Pre-Sburb, Dirk presents as an omega. He has a heat cycle and it's up to Hal to make sure he gets through it safely.
It's up to you how Hal helps, he can talk Dirk through it, use a robot as proxy, have Dirk fuck himself on something weird- so long as Hal is a direct participant in at least one orgasm that Dirk gets.
Transmasc Dirk headcannons ok
Requested by: LPSunnyBunny
A nice, lazy afternoon of Dave taking care of his Bro- as long as Bro wants, sitting on his cock all pretty and making him feel good.
Extra flavors OK to play with: somno, pet play, daddy kink, feminization, also Bro pissing inside of Dave so he doesn't have to get up.
Transmasc and Transfemm Dave headcannons OK
Requested by: chelonianmobile
GHB gets blackmail material on both Signless and Disciple, and uses it to fuck both of them against their will, without the other's knowledge, repeatedly if possible. Preference that he's significantly bigger and stronger than them (about 150% of their height preferred) but uses mind games instead of physical or psychic force here. Please include as many fun netorare tropes as your wordcount/art piece will fit, such as:
1) He gets them each off way harder and more times in a row than the other can, into outright ahegao territory if you want. Apart from just the standard porn assumption of "bigger = better", he might use fingers or his mouth (which isn't so submissive an act when you have giant fangs) just to watch them squirm.
2) Fucking them in their shared space (tradition would be in their bed, but, trolls.)
3) He leaves traces of himself around for the other to find, leaving them panicked and struggling to clear up before their partner "finds out". Cum on their belongings or in their food/toiletries, breaking sentimental items, and so on.
4) Forcing them to apologise to their absent partner during the process.
5) Forcing them to verbally degrade themselves and their absent partner, or perform humiliating acts.
6) Forcing them into sex acts they never did with the other and didn't think they'd enjoy; they hate that it's him, but they get off like rockets on whatever it is.
7) Juuuuuust barely avoiding having the one he's not fucking at the moment catch them in the act.
etc etc, anything else you think of. Not all of these are necessary, of course, just enough to get the head-fucking point across.Please note! It's important to me that it stays rape. Even if he's giving them both the hardest orgasms they've ever had, they never stop hating it, wanting him to go away, and feeling terrible for betraying their partner. So I guess it could be considered reverse cuck, in that the infidelity makes them want their partner even more? Whatevs, it's gutwrenchingly sadistic towards both halves of the couple and that's double the fun. Can end with them finding out, or not, however you're vibing with it.
One thing; please avoid feminisation/sissification of Signless. It's a standard NTR trope but not one I'm into with this idea.
Can be Humanstuck if you want, no real preferences on anatomy if it's not, beyond Tab GHB into Slots S and D. If you're not into First Ship, I would also be pleased with Karezi getting similarly fucked over by GHB, but preference is on Dis/Sign.
Requested by: chelonianmobile
Cuckolding with a twist again, as comedy this time. Joey decides to claim Xefros' pale quadrant once and for all in a very explosive way and sends Dammek a video of them papping while she verbally enumerates all the ways Dammek sucks as a moirail. Play this one for comedy, please; all the standard verbal humiliation, over something which to the human audience looks incredibly trivial or nonsensical.
Requested by: chelonianmobile
Are you familiar with the hentai trope of "all the way through" where dick goes in one end and out the other? Here's a marginally more physically plausible version; tentacles plus seadweller equals tentacles going in one breathing hole and out the other. That is, in through the mouth and out through the gill slits, or vice versa. Absolute favourite would be if this particular interpretation of seadweller anatomy includes big gill slits on the ribcage as well as the neck and tentacles weave in and out of them like some kind of really extreme corset lacings. Seadweller may or may not be happy about this, either way could be interesting. I'm usually not comfortable with noncon-to-con but when it's a tentacle monster just curiously poking around rather than a person making a decision to do something hurtful I don't feel the same about it, so surprise tentacle sex they WTF at but end up being okay with could also work. Preference for Eridan or Dualscar, but Cronus is also cool.
Requested by: chelonianmobile
OT4 is great, but I'd really enjoy a beta kid sedoretu! That is, each person involved has one boyfriend, one girlfriend, and one person they're not dating but who is dating both the first person's partners.
"Note for readers unfamiliar with the planet O:
Ki'O society is divided into two halves or moieties, called (for ancient religious reasons) the Morning and the Evening. You belong to your mother's moiety, and you can't have sex with anybody of your moiety.
Marriage on O is a foursome, the sedoretu — a man and a woman from the Morning moiety and a man and a woman from the Evening moiety. You're expected to have sex with both your spouses of the other moiety, and not to have sex with your spouse of your own moiety. So each sedoretu has two expected heterosexual relationships, two expected homosexual relationships, and two forbidden heterosexual relationships.
The expected relationships within each sedoretu are:
The Morning woman and the Evening man (the "Morning marriage")
The Evening woman and the Morning man (the "Evening marriage")
The Morning woman and the Evening woman (the "Day marriage")
The Morning man and the Evening man (the "Night marriage")
The forbidden relationships are between the Morning woman and the Morning man, and between the Evening woman and the Evening man, and they aren't called anything, except sacrilege.
It's just as complicated as it sounds, but aren't most marriages?"
-Ursula K Le Guin, "The Birthday of the World"In this case, the moieties would be lunar sway instead, and the same-sway pairs include a ton of sibling fluff. During sex the sibling pairs don't have sex together but all four can be present at the same time and the sibs can talk to each other, high-five, all cuddle together afterwards, etc.
Requested by: chelonianmobile
Pick some trolls, and their ancestors, dancestors, or cross-Scratch selves (or all three if you get really into it). Show each set in very different quadrants. Feel free to squish up the timeline so the ancestors are all around at once - heck, so all the characters are around at once, if you want them to interact. My favourite examples:
Gamzee <3 Tavros, GHB <3< Summoner
Sollux <3 or <> Feferi or Aradia and/or Sollux <3< Eridan, Beforan Sollux <3< B!Feferi or B!Aradia and/or <3 or <> B!Eridan, maybe with Cronus c3< someone c3< Mituna (Meenah being my favourite option)?
Vriska <3< Tavros or c3< someone else c3< Tavros, Mindfang <3 Summoner
Vriska <3 Kanaya, Dolorosa <3< Mindfang
Nepeta <> Equius, Disciple <3< Darkleer
I NoTP Vriska <> Terezi, but Vriska <3 or <3< Terezi is okay, and maybe Beforan Vriska and Terezi could be <> and if you go with <3 for the Alternian versions then Mindfang <3< Redglare and Aranea and Latula c3< with someone?
The Hiveswap trolls don't have canon ancestors and I'd like this prompt to focus on the 'stuck trolls, but if you can include an ancestors' scene making some mention of a Maxlol and Darane ancestors' "stop draining my powers!" blackrom in the background I'll love you forever.Obviously not all of these at once! Just for a general idea. I'm open to humans being involved too; Vriska <3 or <> John with Aranea <3< Jane? The exact pairings are less important to me than the scenario.
Requested by: chelonianmobile
Several people in the fandom have concluded Marvus is using some kind of psychic power to affect how people see him. MC notes it's impossible to look away from him, and Zebruh openly talks about being attracted to him, which is weird considering a) Zebruh's usually sneaky about it and b) he's usually only into lowbloods. MC and Zebruh both seem to hear exactly what they want to hear in his rapping, and MC claims it would appeal to all related subgenres but the most specific thing they can say about it is "not racist". Most to the point, Marvus looks tall and buff, but the text description calls him "average height" and "lanky", and he's light enough for the notably small and weak MC to physically drag him around when he's injured.
So! My prompt is, Marvus fucking someone while keeping up the illusion that he's a lot bigger and buffer and more skilled than he is, and hoping they don't notice. It ends up like the experiment logs in this: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-247 The partner being able to lift him when he looks much bigger than they are, the partner absolutely ahegao'ed while he's not actually doing very much... just roll with it.
Anyone would do for his partner, but Chixie or Zebruh are my faves for it. I'm pretty sure Boldir could see through him since her "sneaky aura" seems to be equal and opposite to his, so she might not work so well. For it to work properly, a third person observing the inconsistencies in what seems to be happening would probably be the best way to play it; maybe his camera crew? Maybe Boldir's hiding somewhere and pointing out the inconsistencies to someone who doesn't believe he's up to something?
I'm on the fence as to whether it's a chucklevoodoos variant or if the secret limeblood theory holds (these theorists are not me, FYI) so feel free to go with either, though him also frantically trying to avoid the partner getting stains they might notice are green once they're outside his aura would be fun as heck:
https://spoopyspoony.tumblr.com/post/180006173992/hiveswap-theory-marvus
https://turing-temporal.tumblr.com/post/179970737840/on-the-subject-of-marvus-featuring
Requested by: toxicToxophilite
Sollux and Karkat getting together in a new relationship, and exploring what that means for them. Prefer trolls, but wouldn't mind humanstuck especially in a highschool setting. Also would prefer flush or pale, but wouldn't mind pitch.
Requested by: toxicToxophilite
Psii has gotten too old to continue doing his duty as a slave, and must be replaced. Who better to do it for him than his own young descendant? I am equally interested in Dualscar owning him as a slaver and using him for sex as I am a replacement helm with the condesce, preferably also with sex, both noncon. Please just abuse the boy while his dad looks on in horror. Points if you can work in Psii also having sex with him, as a tool of comfort.
Requested by: toxicToxophilite
Sollux and Equius displayed in a healthy pitch relationship, with their point of contention being their technical skills (Equius with robotics, sollux with programming.) They could be formidable opponents and terrifying as a team together, and there simply isn't enough content of them together.
Requested by: toxicToxophilite
Give me some wild pitch erisol but they see more and more of each other's problems and instead of being pitchy about it they pity each other and permanently flip pale and are gooey and in pale love instead and can't even remember why they hated each other.
Requested by: toxicToxophilite
So I've always loved the dynamic of Beforan Eridan being too violent for the society, but having a lot of skill and power that can be put to good. So when he's young, the empress herself takes him in and helps reform him, and treats him with kindness, and he behaves for her and only her. It turns out that his acting out was simply his response to bullying or whatever, and she was the first person truly kind to him, and he grows up under her into a powerful military commander. He falls in love with her as he grows, but she only sees him as the wiggler she spent only a few sweeps raising despite the fact he's now an adult (There's a huge age gap here, because of the timeline difference). Can he make her love him in return, or will he have to live in bittersweet sadness as the woman he's madly flush for continues to act as a lusus? You get to decide!
Requested by: cereus
The Psiionic and/or Sollux with Feferi/Condesce/Signless/Karkat/Dualscar/Aradia - Playing with psionics/powers, helmsman kink, tentacles and biowires as tentacles, rough sex/bloodplay/bdsm/
playing with blood caste dynamics or history in a bdsm/kink/roleplay sense. Either The Ancestors addressing it directly or the current trolls roleplaying with it in a kinky/negotiated sense (although the negotiation/scenes don't have to go perfectly in story).
Sollux/Psi and various forms of selfcest are also fine! as are OT3+
non-nsfw character exploration, special interest porn, drama, etc. are also nice!
DNW: Graphic Rape/Noncon, On-Screen Child Abuse, Extreme Underage (10 or Younger,) Pregnancy, Foodplay, Bathroom Kink, Permadeath, Animal Cruelty/Death, Character/Ship Bashing.
Requested by: cereus
sex/kink in the wheelchair! or other sex/kink that's adapted for Tavros's disability. bloodplay, handcuffs, bondage, bdsm, also a chance to pull out your favorite kink as long as it follows the DNW.
or alternatively, post-Tavros's death shenanigans, whether with ghosts or body parts or both. any combination of horror and sweet. As long as there's some amount of consensuality/Gamzee is somewat caring and not 100% monstrous and uncaring.
(i'm slightly more interested in seeing something of the first scenario however)
interested in exploring the dynamics between these two characters and them caring for each other!
DNW: Graphic Rape/Noncon, On-Screen Child Abuse, Extreme Underage (10 or Younger,) Pregnancy, Foodplay, Bathroom Kink, Permadeath, Animal Cruelty/Death, Character/Ship Bashing.
Requested by: cereus
Mainly just Caliborn and Dirk being snarky and witty as hell with eachother, playing it like A GAME. black or black/red dynamics maybe even black/platonic hate. (ofc Caliborn would not describe it that way xD that's the shit his DuMB SISTER is into)
background Jake/Caliborn or other alpha kids/caliborn could be cool.
not interested particularly in Dirk/Jake independent of the UU/uu's
DNW: Graphic Rape/Noncon (unless there's some level of enjoyment or exasperation - this is actually one of the few coupes where that angle could really work, lol), On-Screen Child Abuse, Extreme Underage (10 or Younger,) Pregnancy, Foodplay, Bathroom Kink, Permadeath, Animal Cruelty/Death, Character/Ship Bashing.
Requested by: cereus
Carapacians (WQ, BQ, JN, SS, PS, PM, Snowman etc.) focusing on alien culture, worldbuilding, non-binary themes etc.
I also like black/ashen or fluctuating romance and roughness.
some favorite ot+
SS/DD/HB/CD, SS/Problem Sleuth, SS/Snowman, Snowman/Midnight Crew, PS/Midnight Crew, BQ/JN, BQ/WQ, BQ/PM, WQ/WK, BK/WK
I also saw a set of very "swashbuckling" Carapacian romance novel covers on tumblr once, and i would love to see an excerpt from a Carapacian romance novel!
(if it helps at all i like to read a lot of age-of-sail romances and BL/GL manga especially of the historical fiction variety if that helps you brainstorm trope/story ideas?)
Requested by: thescyfychannel
sometimes....during a messy breakup......shit gets said
ok so basically! Feferi's just been dumped by her most recent partner and they had a big argument about it...and aspersions were cast upon her abilities in bed. basically, "you're not good at sex, did you get this out of a goddamn harlequin novel", that kind of shit, and it shakes Feferi's confidence A Bit.
so Feferi, being Feferi, decides to face the problem head on! by finding the sexiest people she knows that might agree to this (AKA the two people she's been Really Into for a while but hasn't worked up to saying so just yet) and begging for lessons
so basically:
FEFERI, kicking the door open: Teach me how to fuck!
CRONUS and PORRIM, looking up from their game of (strip??) poker: Yeah alright.I'm totally game for Cronus and Porrim having something on the side (FWB status???), and/or for them taking some advantage of Feferi here (she's REALLY into it, SO.), and/or for all three of them to end up together
Humanstuck for this one please!
squicks: gore, vore, guro, sad/bad/unhappy endings
Requested by: thescyfychannel
hi hello I'd like Feferi to peg somebody
the first person that comes to mind is Cronus but I swear to you that I will be absolutely stoked by anyone, just have her peg someone and them enjoy the FUCK out of it
and then after they can eat her out or something!
probably Humanstuck for this one too?
squicks: gore, vore, guro, sad/bad/unhappy endings
Requested by: thescyfychannel
I've been on a very artist-specific musical kick as of late and right now I have one very specific song for this duo in mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TduHf1tWDvI
the lyrics are just...they're so CroFef, and I am, in fact, dying for a thing based on them and this and have been since I first heard this song over the winter holidays, thank you very much.
(aforementioned lyrics here: https://genius.com/Camila-cabello-my-oh-my-lyrics)
I really don't have much for this prompt beyond CroFef + This Song?? Uh. I've kinda been picturing them at a club and hooking up but please absolutely feel free to go where your whims take you, I would LOVE to see what you come up with for this
squicks: gore, vore, guro, sad/bad/unhappy endings, please no multibulges if trolls
Requested by: thescyfychannel
SHIBARI. KINBAKU-BI. ROPES. PLEASE. I tagged a few people but any characters you want to toss in, I'd love to see them, as long as Feferi's the focus of the fill! But seriously, I'd love to see anyone from the Beta or Alpha Kids to any set of the trolls or Ancestors or Guardians or Midnight Crew, Felt—seriously. Anyone. Just fancy ropes and bondage, please?
squicks: gore, vore, guro, sad/bad/unhappy endings, please no multibulges if trolls
Requested by: thescyfychannel
Walking into a rebel camp is either the best idea Feferi Peixes has ever had, or the first signature on her death warrant. With her options down to teaming up with The Other Side or showing up for the Imperial Challenge and getting a fork right through her heart, she's starting to reconsider everything she's heard about how bad the warmbloods really aren't or are.
Feferi walks into either the Summoner's camp or Team Signless' latest hideout, whoever it is is up to you! she's probably going to be searched, and have to prove that she's A. not a spy and B. definitely going to be loyal, which might prove to be a little humiliating and also take a while. if this could end with the rebels taking her in, that would be hella awesome! (sad endings are not exactly my jam)
I've tagged some of the team rebels that I definitely wouldn't mind seeing, but feel free to use whichever Ancestor (or Ancestors) you think would fit! there's a massive lack of Feferi/Ancestors on AO3 despite the major beef so many of them have with the Condesce and the absolutely zesty opportunities for the ship
bonus points for size difference, Feferi might've hit 10 sweeps but these trolls are Adultier Adults
squicks: gore, vore, guro, sad/bad/unhappy endings, please no multibulges if trolls (unless captors, 2x bulges are fine!)
Requested by: thescyfychannel
So this is yet ANOTHER "ah shit attractive older sibling of my friend/datemate" prompt feat. the Amporas because That's Just How We Do
Eridan and Feferi are mid sex when Cronus, Eridan's incredibly shitty and attractive asshole older brother shows up, because of course. the first thing out of his mouth is aimed at Eridan, and it's "you know you're doing it wrong, yeah?"
cue a fuckton of arguing. feferi, who has patiently put up with this while eridan is still inside her, finally reaches the end of her patience, and says something to the effect of "okay you could just...show him. I'm right here, and I mean, I'm game? or you could leave, and shut up, because I would really like to get laid."
and then it turns into a competition
because, well
they're amporas.
happy ending, please!!
squicks: gore, vore, guro, sad/bad/unhappy endings
Requested by: thymelord
any explicit stridercest, go wild!!
Requested by: thymelord
dubcon brojohn (min. age 16) bonus points for infidelity
Requested by: thymelord
johnjake with anything incestuous - either their ecto-biological relationship or an AU in which they're brothers, uncle/nephew, etc
Requested by: TinyAngryPuppy
Earth C setting. Rose hates the beach (or simply can't go) but Jade loves it, so Jade and Kanaya go together with Rose’s blessing. The sunshine gives Kanaya lots of energy, and she and Jade spend time together doing physical activities like she never does with Rose, maybe volleyball and swimming. Jade catches Kanaya staring at her and offers some NSA sex, which Kanaya gladly accepts (No cheating, Rose is OK with it.) Bonus points: Jade is a far more energetic lover than Rose. Jade sends Rose pics during the act.
Requested by: TinyAngryPuppy
Tyzias asks Stelsea to help her study for a test in the library, but Stelsa gets bored and goes down on her under the desk to help her relax and stop worrying so much. She has to be quiet and (of course) a junior student comes to ask her for help while Stelsea is between her legs. After the rest of the students are gone, Tyzias, unable to simply accept a favor, bends her over the desk.
Requested by: TinyAngryPuppy
Retcon Meteor setting. Vriska and Terezi smoke a bowl of alchemized weed and have a feelings jam, and things get a little more flushed than usual. Inhibitions weakened, they finally pail for the first time. Up to you to decide how things play out once they come down, it could go a lot of different ways. No anti-drug moral please, don’t pick this one if you’ve never smoked weed.
Requested by: TinyAngryPuppy
College student and witch Rose Lalonde investigates supernatural mysteries and before long is torn between hotblooded, hunky werewolf Jade and icy, reserved vampire Kanaya. She has to enlist both of them to defeat a villain such as her college’s Dean Scratch (actually an evil wizard!!) I was thinking of this as a parody of YA novels, so you have free reign to make this a spoof of twilight or true blood or whatever, just whatever you do don’t take it seriously.
Requested by: TinyAngryPuppy
Empress Feferi works hard all day, and her harem rewards her all night. (You can use my tags or come up with your own harem of 3+ girls for Feferi.)
Requested by: anachron
I would like a simple story taking place "during" Act 7 but before the Epilogues come into full swing, wherein the Betaverse Dersites team up to tease and fluster Karkat in their unique, but equally verbose styles, possibly ending up in a threesome? (Nook-and-bulge, please!)
Requested by: anachron
An idea taken from a few other fics on the site, where Trolls need to put on weight during the colder months as a biological defense. Who better to help than a (non-Epilogues/HS^2) Jane? Busying herself around the kitchen, baking up a storm to send treats to her friends, checking up on them to see how they've grown over the last few months, and generally just doting on the trolls. I'm not looking for extreme heavyweights-- if they're *immobile*, I'm not a huge fan; I'm just looking for that good Classic Chubstuck Goodness:trademark:
Requested by: anachron
I would love for Porrim to use a naked John like a juice box; to just take her into her lap, hold him close, and drink until she feels satisfied. And idk maybe she gives him a handjob or fingers his ass the whole time? It would be something intimate and gentle the whole way through, hopefully with Porrim drawing away, only to come back to the other side of his neck. I'll leave it up to you to decide whether or not John lives after ^-^
Hoping to have this set in the dreambubbles, or a Non-SBURB AU.
Requested by: anachron
One day, Jane wakes up with a tiny dick between her legs, instead of the pussy she's had every morning before then. She tells Roxy, but they keep it a secret. Pretty good plan, until it starts to grow, first to size-queen-levels, then to the size of a baseball bat. That's when the real fun begins...
Hoping for a Non-game AU for this, maybe collegesstuck or something similar?
Requested by: Stickly
This ship is inspired by [S] Collide when Karkat ties up Clover, causing Clover to develop a crush on Karkat. It's briefly explored in the Homestuck Snapchats too, in which Clover sends a striptease to Karkat.
I want to see Clover winning Karkat's heart, or at the very least annoying him until he gives up and agrees to fuck.
Requested by: Stickly
Rufioh is pretty much exactly who Tavros wants to become. Considering that's practically impossible, the next best thing is getting the chance to bang the coolest playboy around: his dancestor. To his luck, Tavros runs into Rufioh in a dream bubble just as he's feeling especially horny.
Requested by: Stickly
Spades Slick catches Doc Scratch masturbating to the thought of Lord English. Scratch is most displeased at being discovered in this embarrassing act, though that's not true at all. He knew this was going to happen, after all. He knows everything. Scratch also knows that Slick popped a boner watching him, and he plans on taking advantage of that fact. It's time to give ol' Spades Slick some reprimanding.
Requested by: Stickly
Inspired by the Homestuck^2 Bonus Update: Diamonds, Dames, and Dads.
After their encounter in an old bar one night, Droog has grown quite fond of this man in white. Scouring the land for his missing daughter? A noble, gentlemanly task indeed. But lately, the burden that this man has been carrying has really been weighing him down. He needs to relieve some stress. Now or never, right, Droog? It's time to make his move on pops over here.
Requested by: Stickly
Marvus sets up an orgy by lottery and only 5 of the luckiest, most dedicated fans of his get the chance to join him. These 5 end up being Mallek, Kuprum, Zebede, Zebruh and Karako.
Requested by: Stickly
Caliborn keeps pestering Dirk to make him some pornography. Dirk takes this opportunity to write a full-fledged Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff erotic novel. It's jam-packed with raw emotion, sexual tension, and detailed sex scenes. Neither Dirk nor Caliborn want to admit it, but the novel turned out to be unironically really fucking hot.
Requested by: xXApple_SauceXx
Something happy, like a reunion of sorts.
Requested by: xXApple_SauceXx
"Skate fast, Smoke grass." VS "Talk fast, Eat ass."
Requested by: xXApple_SauceXx
The 3 of them have gone grimdark. Murder partners with benefits.
Requested by: xXApple_SauceXx
Roxy and Dirk are hiding from Condy. Sollux decides to help them out. In more than one way.
Requested by: DeddedbyGlamour
A drugged Jade blood, mind-controlled to the Cerulean blood's liking, bound, and unable to control her body. A Violet blood with anger issues, and a hate-mance that leads to some fighting, some sex, and a confused and scared Jade Blood losing something precious to her.
Requested by: DeddedbyGlamour
Starts out as like The Condesce kills The Handmaid for some reason but like it doesn't stick cause time shenanigans and The Handmaid kills her in return by knocking her down with a headbutt, and strangling and hanging her with Christmas lights by her neck and horns but that also doesn't stick and its just a bunch of violence, fighting, blood, and sex. Also? Bulges and Nooks please...
Requested by: DeddedbyGlamour
I just need like one fic where there is senseless blood, guts, gore, violence at the highest intensity that can exist. Countless amounts of doomed Aradias falling to Kanaya's chainsaw, and please make it as extreme as possible until Kanaya gets fucking eviscerated. I just need one indulgence and it's... *so much gore as explicitly possible*. No sex. Just gore.
Requested by: DeddedbyGlamour
Rose "conveniently" forgets that trolls gets drunk off of soda. Basically rose (figuratively) drowns in some troll tits and has a big old fluffy drunk orgy. Goes off of the Sugar drunk headcanon
Requested by: DeddedbyGlamour
Lanque is running out of some of the good shit, so he needs to go to his dealer on darker but higher up side of town. Who he's met with isn't his dealer, but a handsome someone who could offer him more than that... Something dark and dangerous, and his drugs along with it. This someone is of course Marvus, and he had been watching Lanque for a long time. With Lanque high off his ass, all he needs is a bit of persuasion and he can make the Jade blood his forever.
You can use the rape/noncon tag if you would like! I'm not quite sure where that falls in the category...
Requested by: DeddedbyGlamour
Redglare's execution goes horribly wrong and now she and mindfang are fighting for who gets to be the top. Not the top troll. Just the top.
Requested by: WistfullInsomniac
Kanaya decides to practice her chastity kink on Karkat, who is completely in over his head.
Requested by: WistfullInsomniac
The Grand Highblood needs someone to carry his clutch of eggs. Despite Karkats smaller stature, GHB decide's he'll be the perfect mate to carry his eggs. The fact they'll completely fill the poor boy is not an issue, its a feature
Requested by: WistfullInsomniac
Karkat and Kankri get in a competiton of sexual control, deciding to see who can last the longest edging and denying themselves orgasm for as long as possible while teasing and taunting one another. Now the competion is reaching fever pitch! Who loses it first?
Requested by: auxanges
obligatory erifefcro troll prompt. you can do ericro. you can do crofef. you can do all three. (fall out boy voice) i dont care
what i do care about? seadweller sex shit. are they on some ship somewhere. are they just fucking around. do they do weird gill or fin stuff. what a dumb question of course they do. we love to see it
Requested by: auxanges
ANY HOMIES REMEMBER THIS SHIP
either one of these fuckos can take anything you give them. or maybe both. a competition? who knows. maybe one works the corner, or works a bar, or a tattoo parlor, or whatever suggestive career your wheel lands on. zoom zoom as the mazdas say
genuinely interested in humanstuck approaches to this but any au will do. or fuck it if you want to keep cronus a troll do it. im not your fucking mom
Requested by: auxanges
again, anything flies in this one. i long 2 see these maladjusted tools just go to town on each other like the repressed slaves to a genocidal regime they are
writing this nonsense down as directed by my spouse im thinking of trolls but honestly. whatever au you think. maybe theyre all misguided teenage assholes with a lot of steam to blow off. have we not all been there
Requested by: auxanges
I FORGOT ABOUT MY SPOUSE’S ACTUAL SUGGESTION WHICH WAS POOL TABLE SEX. SO DO THAT
MAYBE FEF IS A LONG SUFFERING BARTENDER AND CRONUS IS A REGULAR. MAYBE ITS PROHIBITION AU BECAUSE I AM A SLUTE FOR THOSE. GO HAM AND DONT GET ANY BALLS ANYWHERE UNSAVOURY (SLAPS MULTIPLE KNEES)
Requested by: MadameHardy
Let's take a step sideways from the Epilogues and Homestuck^2. What if, after the game, Dave, Jade, and Karkat just settled happily down and lived together? Sex was had when it felt right, nobody felt manipulated or ignored, and *especially* Jade wasn't the third wheel keeping Karkat and Dave from getting together. They're friends. Sometimes they're lovers. Sometimes they're just in a big puppy pile fighting over who gets to control the remote.
Just this once, everybody wins.
DNW: Cruelty. Emotional manipulation. Rape (dubcon is fine as long as everybody is secretly enjoying themselves). Urine or feces or vomit. Forced infantilization/ forced re-gendering. Childplay. Sex with characters younger than 16/troll sexual maturity. Please, no dogcock for Jade. Please use canon genders; that includes any of Roxy's genders.
Requested by: MadameHardy
Roxy and Sollux and Dirk are big ol' nerds. I think they'd have a lot in common. Dirk is, of course, exclusively gay. But what if they have a massive hacking contest and somehow end up in bed, with Sollux as the middle of the sandwich? That is, Sollux/Dirk, Sollux/Roxy, it's not straight if the ends don't touch.
You needn't take "in bed" literally; they wind up together, whether horizontally or vertically.
DNW: Cruelty. Emotional manipulation. Rape (dubcon is fine as long as everybody is secretly enjoying themselves). Urine or feces or vomit. Forced infantilization/ forced re-gendering. Childplay. Sex with characters younger than 16/troll sexual maturity. Please use canon genders; that includes any of Roxy's genders.
Requested by: MadameHardy
I'm with Vriska: Dualscar pursuing Mindfang across the seas is hot as hell. Swashes are buckled. Satins are ripped. So are sails. The cannons aren't loose, but the morals definitely are.
DNW: Dolorosa. Cruelty. Emotional manipulation. Rape (dubcon is fine as long as everybody is secretly enjoying themselves). Urine or feces or vomit. Forced infantilization/ forced re-gendering. Childplay. Sex with characters younger than 16/troll sexual maturity. Please use canon genders; that includes any of Roxy's genders.
Requested by: MadameHardy
First and foremost: Canon Eridan is not the good guy. Canon Eridan decided to kill all his friends. But... there is an AU where Eridan is an asshole but learns not to be. In that universe, he has a kismesis with Sollux and learns how to get his head out of his nook. It takes some doing, and it takes reverses of fortune, but just maybe he can learn to do better.
DNW: Cruelty. Emotional manipulation. Rape (dubcon is fine as long as everybody is secretly enjoying themselves). Urine or feces or vomit. Forced infantilization/ forced re-gendering. Childplay. Sex with characters younger than 16/troll sexual maturity. Please use canon genders; that includes any of Roxy's genders.
Requested by: MadameHardy
Tyzias is, without any doubt, the best. Good things ought to happen to her. Sadly, in canon, they don't. Give her a good time. Match her up with somebody who will blow all her sensors, in a good way. Make her come so hard she forgets how dreadful Alternia is. Have somebody braid her hair or paint her nails or pour her a tub full of coffee. In general, coddle her.
If you're feeling it, Tyzias/Boldir could be totally cool. (I think Boldir is of age for a troll, btw; I know it isn't clear.) But feel free to pick other pairing(s)!
DNW relationships: Ardata, Amisia, Karako, Tagora, Wanshi, Zebruh, Folykl, Cuprum, the Soieili twins, or Lanque.
DNW: Cruelty. Emotional manipulation. Rape (dubcon is fine as long as everybody is secretly enjoying themselves). Urine or feces or vomit. Forced infantilization/ forced re-gendering. Childplay. Sex with characters younger than 16/troll sexual maturity. Please use canon genders; that includes any of Roxy's genders.
Dubcon is fine as long as everybody is secretly enjoying themselves
Requested by: PaintSplattere
Even after the game is done, trauma can linger and leave you feeling trapped. Good news is, someone specializes pretty well in therapy sex when she's not scaring lawyers and judges alike...
Requested by: PaintSplattere
Stopping her friend and wife from fighting was a losing battle when they both want her attentions but Rose has the skill as an auspistice to try some unique forms of mediation.
Requested by: PaintSplattere
At a certain point, the beta kids have fallen into a quiet, happy routine with each other. And while it's all very stressful out of their home, there's always time for a lazy morning cuddle puddle to stave off the stress. Basically a morning snuggle puddle turning platonically steamy. Friend sex!
Requested by: ToSeeStars
I reuse this prompt repeatedly because I never get tired of it. I'd like HB and DD to be pale, but otherwise the various relationships are up to you.
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There's a game that Hearts, Spades, and Clubs like to play. Occasionally, if it's been just too long, if it's quiet in the City, if the star's in a sour mood lately, if there's enough free time- someone will start a round. It might span hours, it might span weeks. The rules are simple.
1. Don't get too suspicious. Keep Diamonds from knowing the game is on for as long as possible.
2. A smile he tries to hide is worth one point. A snrk or an amused puff is worth five.
3. The first person to get Straightface Mcgee, also known as Diamonds, to laugh audibly at something they did is the winner.--
The part I copy into every prompt!
Hi yes I would highly prefer detailed kink over detailed sexual intercourse thank u. Sex doesn't even need to happen unless it feels right to write. Feel free to include any kink not listed as a no, and major points for portraying pale/ashen kink.
Big Nos: Noncon, anyone under 18, feet stuff, unsanitary stuff, incest, daddy kink, makaras.Hell Yeahs: Tickling, light bondage, characters being goofs with each other, fragile intimacy, stone solid intimacy, trying things out, communication fuckups and resolutions, aftercare scenes.
Requested by: ToSeeStars
In which Nepeta helps two disaster bisexuals to realize how perfect they all are together, through means of her frank analysis of s33ing straight through everyone's facades and also making it very hard to get into any self destructive spirals when your cat insists on playtime all the time.
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The part I copy into every prompt!
Hi yes I would highly prefer detailed kink over detailed sexual intercourse thank u. Sex doesn't even need to happen unless it feels right to write. Feel free to include any kink not listed as a no, and major points for portraying pale/ashen kink.
Big Nos: Noncon, anyone under 18, feet stuff, unsanitary stuff, incest, daddy kink, makaras.Hell Yeahs: Tickling, light bondage, characters being goofs with each other, fragile intimacy, stone solid intimacy, trying things out, communication fuckups and resolutions, aftercare scenes.
Requested by: ToSeeStars
Literally any Felt you can write, but they're part of the various fae courts now, and Diamonds happened to stumble into the fae realm due to his lack of belief in such a thing. He's now attempting to navigate how the fuck he's meant to get home.
Just literally all the fae bs you can shove in here, thanks. I love tricksters and fuckery, ok.
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The part I copy into every prompt!
Hi yes I would highly prefer detailed kink over detailed sexual intercourse thank u. Sex doesn't even need to happen unless it feels right to write. Feel free to include any kink not listed as a no, and major points for portraying pale/ashen kink.
Big Nos: Noncon, anyone under 18, feet stuff, unsanitary stuff, incest, daddy kink, makaras.Hell Yeahs: Tickling, light bondage, characters being goofs with each other, fragile intimacy, stone solid intimacy, trying things out, communication fuckups and resolutions, aftercare scenes.
Requested by: ToSeeStars
The Techie Club, or, Roxy sets a plan in motion to get her two best boys to lighten up a little. (Mallek is considerably more cooperative- and eventually willing to tag-team- than Dirk is.) It may or may not involve exaggerated roleplaying shenanigans, Dirk being weaker to praise than he claims he is, misuse of robotic knowledge and leet hacker skills, boys who need to be taught how to take care of themselves, and Roxy's love for the sound of laughter.
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The part I copy into every prompt!
Hi yes I would highly prefer detailed kink over detailed sexual intercourse thank u. Sex doesn't even need to happen unless it feels right to write. Feel free to include any kink not listed as a no, and major points for portraying pale/ashen kink.
Big Nos: Noncon, anyone under 18, feet stuff, unsanitary stuff, incest, daddy kink, makaras.Hell Yeahs: Tickling, light bondage, characters being goofs with each other, fragile intimacy, stone solid intimacy, trying things out, communication fuckups and resolutions, aftercare scenes.
Requested by: ToSeeStars
I want to see Clubs pale or ashen seduce Diamonds. Give me conciliatory soothing/needing to be soothed as a need, as an urge on the same level as most humans consider arousal. I want competent Deuce gosh darn it.
You can also substitute PI doing the seducing, if anybody exists who writes him.
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The part I copy into every prompt!
Hi yes I would highly prefer detailed kink over detailed sexual intercourse thank u. Sex doesn't even need to happen unless it feels right to write. Feel free to include any kink not listed as a no, and major points for portraying pale/ashen kink.
Big Nos: Noncon, anyone under 18, feet stuff, unsanitary stuff, incest, daddy kink, makaras.Hell Yeahs: Tickling, light bondage, characters being goofs with each other, fragile intimacy, stone solid intimacy, trying things out, communication fuckups and resolutions, aftercare scenes.
Requested by: ToSeeStars
Jane, heiress to Crockercorp, lives with the notorious (and honestly rather frat-like) gang of mobsters called The Felt. Personally, she calls them her family. it's because of them (and her awfully good sleuthing ability!) that she gets mixed up in a rival gang, though....
Add HB and CD, if you're confident! Huge bonus points for your hcs of how Jane would interact with the individual Felt members, especially if Clover is involved somehow. I love Clover a lot.
Jane is very good at two things. Making Droog behave, and making him happy.
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The part I copy into every prompt!
Hi yes I would highly prefer detailed kink over detailed sexual intercourse thank u. Sex doesn't even need to happen unless it feels right to write. Feel free to include any kink not listed as a no, and major points for portraying pale/ashen kink.
Big Nos: Noncon, anyone under 18, feet stuff, unsanitary stuff, incest, daddy kink, makaras.Hell Yeahs: Tickling, light bondage, characters being goofs with each other, fragile intimacy, stone solid intimacy, trying things out, communication fuckups and resolutions, aftercare scenes.
Requested by: NepetasDisciple
I really love this age old ship. The best in my opinion are the power struggles between the two. I KNOW they can have such a good healthy rivalry.
I'm down for any AU (no sburb/demon/human/ext) if you feel inclined, a time passage happening either way so they can both appreciate how the both of them turned out in what ever situation.
All I ask are
♡ please no over use of cat puns, ESPECIALLY the you = mew, big no no pls
♡ I am weak but, I wish for karkat to top
♡ There has to be a back and forth, a cat and mouse, some sort of chase I crave it so much!!!
Requested by: NepetasDisciple
Listen, I love this shit.
Just make them hate each other
Angst
And then wow what surprising feelings?
Literally go any way with this, I just want to cry amd have a sexy cry session
Requested by: NepetasDisciple
I love the prince dirk maid jane deal
Or
If you are more inclined, Epilogue shananagans. More to how they are still best friends and maybe have this weird power dynamic tween them? Either way at the end they just feel sorry for themselves and each other, and indulge in themselves with each others body.
Requested by: NepetasDisciple
I fucking love the fact that AR canonly thinks that Crocker tier jane was superior.
I just want some god old fucked up mind break fucking into cute sweet Janey (epilogue who?) Into a cold computered threat.
I'm thinking Hal helps with the tiaratop for Condy, and she gives him a new body and little toy.
Requested by: Probably_Not_Batman
After Eridan gets conscripted to join the fleet (between 10-12 sweeps) hes placed in the throne room in the Grand Highblood. Some kind of joke by the Empress? Maybe. The clown is interested in the descendant of the violet he'd once killed and things move from there. Flirting/teasing encouraged. Brat bottom Eridan highly preferred. A little bit of dubcon elements okay but would prefer consensual.
Requested by: Probably_Not_Batman
Eridan and Dirk are dating and because of being themselves have a hard time talking about things, especially things in the game. Dirk knows what happened, but neither bring it up even when things manifest in nightmares, outbursts, or other things. Eridan goes into heat and tries not to show it, but that wall breaking eventually lets everything else out too. Although i love bottom Dirk, i love bottom Eridan more (Though "and they were both brats" is fun too!)
Requested by: Probably_Not_Batman
Eridan, Sollux, and Karkat starting off thinking they have everything figured out quadrant wise (Eridan pitch with Sollux and Pale with Karkat and Karkat Red with Sollux) but when an erisol pitch session turns very red very quick, they realize they very much do not. Would love them discussing things, maybe little quadrant smearing between all of them leading up to the big vacillation? And some multi quad action with all three would be great! Would prefer bottom eridan but not picky about the other two
Requested by: 1nsomnizac
Roxy sleeps with her boyfriend John's other girlfriend, Terezi (with his blessing).
Some optional scenarios, none are necessary: 1) Roxy gets a caliginous crush on Terezi, 2) Roxy, John and Terezi have spent a lot of time together in close company and Roxy has gradually come to find Terezi attractive, 3) The two get curious about each other sexually.
Don't be afraid to throw some kinky things having to do with troll biology (heat/rut, size difference, tentabulges, anything you can think of, really), but vanilla is great too.
Requested by: 1nsomnizac
Meenah likes bossing Karkat around, and Karkat is into it.
Possible options include (if you have different idea go for it): 1) Meenah finds Karkat's femdom porn stash/finds him looking at femdom porn, and "blackmails" him, 2) Meenah is Karkat's superior in some sort of organization, and this turns into a sexual relation somehow, 3) Karkat is *Meenah's* superior in some sort of organization, but when they have sex the roles are reversed, 4) Some sort of AU where Meenah buys Karkat as a slave.
Feel free to add all sorts of other kinky stuff if you feel like it.
Requested by: 1nsomnizac
Jade goes into rut, and at least one of her friends wants to help her through it (by letting her top them).
Requested by: Aewin
My first request is pretty tame - I'm a sucker for Sollux/Karkat/Dave in any combo but I especially love them as an OT3 with any combo of quadrant or quadrant-smearing dynamics. Glasses, sass, and hella ass is where it's at! I'm looking for these guys having public sex somewhere, whether it be knowingly exhibitionist in nature (like an adult theater/club) or a risky back-alley get-together. Not all of them have to be present for it if you don't want to play it that way; one could be keeping an eye out for people or acting as a dom and giving them instructions via phone or something. I don't mind if they also have other partners in their polycule. The specifics are all up to you!
Little things I really appreciate that might make sense in this one: size differences, lots of cum/cum inflation, psionic play, weird xenobiology, Captors with forked tongues.
For pretty much all of these prompts, I'm flexible on appearance headcanons, whatever specific timeline/AU or vague handwavey AU you wanna use, etc. and I'm also a-okay with trans/nonbinary characters. If Roxy makes an appearance you can make 'em whatever gender you want 'em to be, and John can be John or June, canon's so vague and still ??? on that at this point that I'm happy with it either way. I'm not much of a fan of Humanstuck, and for trolls I'd prefer they have non-human junk. You can go absolutely *wild* with whatever kind of reproductive system you want them to have!
I've got a wide variety of kinks and I'm a multishipper with no real notps to mention. As long as it doesn't have scat or pedophilia it's probably A++ kink-wise. I am extremely hard to squick.
Requested by: Aewin
I have a major helmsman kink. It has gone vastly unfulfilled after the majority of the tumblr Captor fandom moved away from the site after the porn ban and Homestuck (original flavor) ended. It's hard to describe why I like it, but I like pretty much every flavor of it I've read.
I'm leaving this very open-ended: I want something helmsman-related and sexual! I put Psii and Sollux as the characters for this because they're the most logical choices and I was required to pick some, but you can pick any character you want for this.
You could have a non-traditional psionic character like a Megido, Nitram, or Serket as a helmsman. Can chucklevoodoos power a ship? Hook Gamzee up and find out! Or maybe you think Equius's strength comes from some latent psionic power? I bet he'd be thrilled to serve as a helmsman in a superior's fleet!
Or maybe it's a solo fic where a yellowblood's significant other has a helmsman kink but obviously that's insensitive and they can't just say that, so they shamefully jerk it in the shower while imagining their partner in the wires?
I'm fine with pretty much any level of horribleness for this, from "helmsmen are detachable willing volunteers in a reformed Alternia and here's a conjugal visit with one" to "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat - Psiicon Noncon Body Horror with gross wriggly things and lots of gore." Every aspect of this is up to what you're comfortable writing/drawing.
Requested by: Aewin
I once looked at the matriorb and interpreted it as a sex toy and from that point on I've wanted to see Kanaya using it either as a masturbatory aid or with a partner in some special process to finally unlock the secrets of troll reproduction and save the race. Any partner or partners are fine - Rose is a natural choice given the canon timeline, but realistically that's a lot of trolls that had to be repopulated so heck, maybe she has an orgy? That's all dependent on you and what role you want to give the matriorb in the process!
(I'm also 100% up for Kanaya doin' somethin' funky with the mothergrub if you want to run with that as part of this idea, like maybe the mothergrub hatches out of the thing and then does eggpreg or some kind of larval birth b/c they're insectoid or whatever. I loved "Sollux: Be the Queen Bee," you really can't go overboard on that aspect if you're into it. I'm also big into creampies and impregnation and stuff.)
Requested by: misgivings
Meteorstuck. Vriska thinks the best way to keep Rose on the straight and narrow is kismesitude and is determined to introduce her to it. Rose is a human, so it's kind of messy and confusing, but she reciprocates. What follows is some brutally sadomasochistic stuff. Either kinky BDSM stuff or just plane-jane violence. Gory stuff welcome. Would be happy to see transgirl Rose if that's something you can do.
Please no: scat, piss, vore, vomit, macro/hyper
Requested by: misgivings
Jade Harley takes the virginity of the two most important boys in her life in a big stupid threesome. Show us her ability to persuade/seduce them...and prowess in turning them into quivering orgasmic messes. Not that she can't be dorky as hell.
Please no: scat, piss, vore, vomit, macro/hyper
Requested by: misgivings
Really think these don't get enough attention despite being really cute. Roxy gets a boy who looks just like one of her crushes and Dave fulfills some severe mommy issues. Really fluffy stuff that is unabashedly lewd? Just fuck my shit up.
Please no: scat, piss, vore, vomit, macro/hyper
Requested by: misgivings
Grimbark Jade forces herself on John. I adore her dorky and cute but utterly sinister ways. She's precious and evil. Maybe she wants some puppies in her like Jane? Anyway, she's overpowered and scary and fuzzy and John wishes he wasn't turned on by this.
Please no: scat, piss, vore, vomit, macro/hyper
Requested by: misgivings
Human dick, it turns out, is basically a perverse sex toy by troll standards. Terezi finds this out the hard way, literally - and gets her brains fucked out by one (or both!) of the humans on tap during her boring trip. Unfortunately, her enthusiasm outweighs theirs, and she ends up riding her partner(s) to exhaustion and beyond.
Meterostuck. Aged up or not, I'm not picky.
Please no: scat, piss, vore, vomit, macro/hyper
Requested by: misgivings
Rose Lalonde is confronted by a version of herself with absolutely no restraint and still all the same pent up energy. As a sprite, she is very willing to purrsonally resolve *both* of their repressed desires.
Please no: scat, piss, vore, vomit, macro/hyper
Requested by: hiredPencil
I enjoy sol/equius in pitch, but I can swing any which way with them
Requested by: hiredPencil
I like sol/dirk in red, but again it can be any quadrant and I'd be happy
Requested by: hiredPencil
Okay with this one like, I really like Equius grown up and working as a helm tech and getting to know psii and maybe help freeing him. The depictions of violence archive warning should really be a body horror archive warning? For the helm, but also fighting to free him is a thing and cool
Requested by: Taeniura
I’d like to see Meenah with any of the above or both of them at once! Explicit, but tender. They should be adults, I don’t care what planet or au you want them to be from. And Meenah should be Meenah, not condy. Preferable if kanaya is a drinker though.
Requested by: Taeniura
They should be adults, non epilogue compliant is preferred, but I’d love to see them in a pitch relationship! Bondage and bruises are all the better.
Requested by: Taeniura
I don’t care what position they’re in, or what the dynamic is, but I love the two of them and if you wanna play With dom and sub stuff I’d be thrilled
Requested by: MamaSheepy
I have always enjoyed the idea of Handmaid enjoying the company of the Felt men, mostly Quarters and Cans. Handmaid as an immortal who takes full advantage of her "curse" to play with some more dangerous kinks is always welcome. I do ask for nothing unsanitary and no hyper proportions however.
Preferred Pairings:
Handmaid/Quarters
Handmaid/Cans
Cans/Handmaid/Quarters
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Requested by: MamaSheepy
I love the idea of Handmaid and Droog working together, murdering and just generally being the dangerous pair they could be. I also love the soft domestic side that could potentially come from them being together, but in a more violent/dark way? Sometimes Handmaid is bait, going into a mission looking pretty and innocent, to gather information or to get a head start to make sure Droog could complete a mission without getting his suit dirty. No unsanitary or hyper proportions please, but have fun with your ideas.
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Requested by: MamaSheepy
May I just request old men getting either sensual or kinky after settling down from old lives where death was always around the corner and no one could be trusted? Finally let down old walls and let themselves indulge in fantasies from years past. Nothing unsanitary and no hyper proportions, but some bondage is very nice.
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Requested by: MamaSheepy
Run with any AU or scenario you want, I just ask that these two stay unrelated and alive. I love Coffee Shop AUs, Fantasy AUs, and Witch based AUs a lot, but surprise me otherwise? Hard no is unsanitary and hyper proportions.
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Requested by: MamaSheepy
No Post Act 7 Content please.
Size Kink? Size Kink.
Jane approaches one of the Makaras and is flirting a bit more subtly. Complimenting them on their physique, hands, and how their paint looks so intricate. A bit more talking before she is either taken from where they are talking or she decides to be bold and sit in their lap to indicate her interest in them sexually.
Hard No Unsanitary. Hyper proportions.
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Requested by: MamaSheepy
Chahut and Remele have known each other as they pass around similar circles. Chahut asking Remele to come back with her to her place and allow her to clean up after a messy encounter with a purpleblood as she is closer. Remele agrees and from there, things get spicy.
Hard No: Unsanitary. Hyper proportions.
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Requested by: Finder
Rose's Mom has always had a habit of seducing Rose's Girlfriends and when she meets Kanaya it's no different. Rose and Roxanne go head to head and crank the seduction up to 11. Though in the end, maybe Kanaya doesn't have to choose either-or.
Can be humanstuck or standard.
Requested by: Finder
Porrim finds a pretty sorceress (with delicious magical blood) at a bar and decides to bring her back to her coven.
Rose finds a drop-dead gorgeous woman at the bar and gets more than she bargained for when she meets her family.
Things really heat up at the Maryam residence.
Can be standard Homestuck or Humanstuck.
Requested by: Finder
As the family debt builds, Jade finds herself under the thumb of the powerful and dangerous criminal known as Mindfang. They enter into a tumultuous affair and Jade struggles to free herself from her cruel mistress.
Requested by: forkidcest
Look, Dirk and Jade are science genius nerds who canonically had crushes on each other’s ecto-relations, and I think they could be the kind of friends who would totally help each other build and test experimental fucking machines, probably? Or maybe they’d be the kind of rivals that might escalate a robotics competition beyond reasonable limits? I can imagine Jade hitting it off with Hal, maybe developing or modifying a body for him, and/or auspisticizing between him and Dirk, possibly through the underused medium of sex robotics. There are so many fun ways this could go.
Note: This is a “pick what you like best” sort of prompt, they don’t all have to get it on with each other if that’s not your jam. None of them have to get it on with each other directly at all, if you’re inspired by the fucking machines bit. Voyeurism is fun!
Another note: Trans headcanons and gender fuckery are cool in general but also maybe especially for this prompt???
A final note: I approve of the misuse of space powers for sex and/or science.
Requested by: forkidcest
Xenokink!Dave gets wrecked by one or more troll girls. I tagged the ones I feel like I’d most like to see, but honestly, the more the merrier. Heck, troll boys could get in on this too. Could be a situation of FLARPing gone wrong (or very, very right), could be something entirely different—the main thing I’m looking for here is Dave getting worked over in a way that he absolutely loves but is not in any way prepared for. Light dubcon is fine too if you wanna go that way.
Requested by: forkidcest
I originally made this prompt for Drone Season 2018, but since then I have received two! (2!) amazing gift fics based on it, and with that kind of record you’d better believe I’m throwing it in the ring again.
Post-canon, merged sprites are unmerged, but retain the memories of being a single entity. So Equius has complicated feelings for Dirk, and an awareness of their many... common interests, and AR has encyclopedic knowledge of both his and Dirk's significantly overlapping sets of kinks, having been, in a sense, both of them.
AR can be shades or an autonomous program or a robot, whatever. Maybe Dirk and Equius are collaborating on building a body for him. The main thing I'm looking for is:
(1) the two of them being totally into each other, conflicted about it, and absolutely determined to keep it under wraps, while AR delights in horribly embarrassing and flustering them by telling them- individually- all about what the other likes or wants or has fantasized about.
(2) escalation from AR getting off on messing with them to getting off on watching them fuck and directing the action, maybe telling both of them what to do, but definitely giving Equius detailed instructions on how to wreck Dirk in a way he'll absolutely love.
Requested by: forkidcest
I loved the John/Roxy and John/Terezi flirting in canon, and now that the game is won, I want to see these three having silly, sexy, quadrant-smearing fun, possibly (okay, probably) involving pranks of some sort. Could John hold his own if his girlfriends joined forces? I don't know, Roxy and Terezi would make a hell of a team....
Note: this prompt is being recycled from 2018, and thus predates the epilogues. If you choose to create for this one, let’s just pretend the epilogues aren’t even a thing.
Requested by: forkidcest
Making out with himself was meant to be a joke, or a prank, or a dare, or a way to ironically tease or hit on someone.... but it doesn’t quite go as planned. Dave’s more into it than he thought he’d be, and so is his audience... who might get in on the action eventually, but not before enjoying the show, and maybe directing it a little bit.. or a lot.
Other characters I’d be into being into watching and/or directing the Dave on Dave action include: Dirk, Hal, Sollux, Nepeta, Tavros. Doesn’t have to be just one character either. Heck, if you wanted to merge this prompt with the xenokink!Dave-gets-wrecked one I’d be down.
Note: I didn't tag this request as underage because it doesn't have to be, but I'm perfectly happy with the characters being depicted as under 18. That’s true in general but I feel like this scenario might be particularly suited to dumb teens, so it seemed worth mentioning.
Requested by: forkidcest
Look, there’s some absolutely delightful pitch GamDave out there, and I want there to be more! I love the possibilities of these two in spades. I mean, let's be real, Dave is a huge blackflirt even if (maybe especially if) he doesn't fully understand the romantic implications.
If you pick this one, don’t go super dark with it—it's fine (and probably more believable) if their kismesissitude isn't totally stable/functional/healthy, but I'd like to see it end up with both of them okay and enjoying what they've got going on.
Note: For the purposes of this prompt, let’s pretend the epilogues aren’t even a thing.